₦airaland Forum

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Me yoo

Now I understand that u are really sick in d head...

Okorieelvis:
Sold..

Do u still another one..am in Need of it?

Holardimeji94:
Available

25k

Sholzbankz:
Which do u want

Uncharted and do u hack psvita n how much pls?

How much?

agiandee:
I cant imagine why the mother inlaw did not blow the whistle anyway check out this other one below

https://flutterwave.com/store/daviv

Maybe she collected her own share too...

jeff1607:
How please

That carton dey deceive by d time u open am raise am ooo nobody go tell u to put am back inside d carton sharpaly....even d screen b like rubber...

kenzysmith:
God help us from this generational women is better to stay single because this generation women fear them. No one u feel pick at o the once wey they even carry church for head fear them.
That time for sch my guy carry gal come our room Bleep craze comot her head this same gal get mind invite me go their church the next day my biggest shock is this gal was the one leading d songs that day if u see the way anty they cry as she dey sing enh I just dey shine eye dey look am wen every body was in d spirit.

U no remove shoe take stone her head..

Mumu want try harder to make frnds with the rest so he can get most dirt on Tonto...but her frnds ain't gonna snitch..

Tonto dikeh aka Nigeria Xena...

peacefulhome:
Please my people. Kindly recommend brand of reachable fan that can last seven to eight hours. Thanks.

Century...

IceColdVeins:
who be this one? Oga swerve you are not the seller.

I never talk anything bad u dn dey rap..Tau no vex..

[quote author=BigRocky post=105458062][/quote]E pain am aburo oloshi

BigRocky:
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You that know everything about abacha,Mr abacha pa,abacha junior brother,abacha support group co-ordinator.

Go and re-read my comment,but this time do it very slowly and attentively.. when you have seen were you embarrassed yourself,write me an apology letter.

Apology Kee u there

BigRocky:
Things keep getting worst..

Buhari is the worst thing before abacha that has happen to Nigerians.

Taaaiii como for here u dnt knw anything about abacha so just Liv iz name outta ur man...that man is a trillion time better than this one they calld Mr change..

Crossroad1:
Having alot of money requires alot of sense and great humility to spend it.
Money brings maturity, respect and a certain level of confidence but it can also destroy you if care is not taken..

More money, more problem and more see finish

U remind of B.I.G n puffy..

IceColdVeins:
Does the yellow light of death have a permanent solution?
Or I have to keep applying the thermal fluid till eternity.
I'm actually interested cos I run a video gaming shop.

If u truly run a video game shop then u supposed to know sup by now...

IbileIfe:
Dat booty is private property.
Do you want her to roll and twerk and make you cum in your pants?

Ashawo boy ur memory card dn dirty go n format it

I still never understand why tems no dey gree allow camera man show us her ass...wetin she dey hide abeg?

AyarmBoye:
Is the hdd still available? Wat contents are inside?

My oga ayarmboye where have u been? Longest time..

Haikethelighten:
No be if wese90 respond on time

Sure he will..wese90 no get p..

U go use escrow

Mercychen:
So your dog is a diagnostic device? Good.

Have you fallen ill yet? Hmmm...

Yes and most hospitals in Yankee use dogs to detect a cancer patient..

sampete:
Now that we are on Alaba matter...

Two years ago I made arrangements with a used tv seller here on nairaland to come buy a tv he advertised here on nairaland. His store was at that Alaba International. Price of the tv was 90k for a 40inch Samsung UHD Tv.

I got to Alaba on that fate full day and in the process of trying to locate his shop, I was waylaid by the fearsome Alaba hustlers. Before I knew it, they have diverted me to a shop and were showing me some very good looking Samsung tvs.

They showed me a 65inches Samsung tv with all the bells and whistles. Tested it and it was working perfectly fine. I asked for price and they told me to bring 30k.

I didn't believe my ears, so I stylishly asked them to confirm the price, 30k they repeated. And there I was going to buy a 40inches for 90k. I couldn't believe my luck and I quickly asked for how to make payments. They brought out POS but as God would have it, my ATM refused to debit. So they suggested a bank transfer, they gave me an account number. I was about completing the transfer when the nairaland tv dude that made me come to Alaba called to find out where I was and I told him that I have gotten a better deal at 30k for a 65inches Samsung smart Tv. The guy shouted and told me to leave the store asap, my phone was on loud speaker while he was calling those Alaba guys 419.

One of them blew the game, while the rest all had stony and serious faces, I noticed he was desperately trying not to laugh out. And then the laughter came out in full and the others join him in laughing.

I just jejely carried myself out of the shop and went straight to the nairanlander's shop to buy the 40inche for 90k.

D nairalannd tv guy supposed to call u a 419...fear no catch ur head 65inch tv for 30k chaii d guy for free u make u jabo.

TheLoanGuy:
dem do am for me for Yaba, but as I just take 2 steps forward I notice say phone no dey my pocket again. I waka back to where the guy dey, but as I dey prepare to shout him just hand me my phone back.

One other stupid boy wan try am for me for my area, him talk say I help am separate fight, so he wan thank me, come dey hug my leg. I just put my hand on top my phone, make I see magic wey wan happen.

na dat time u go begin see everybody as thief...

Temiyato34:
Anyone wey wan go alaba international to buy anything must have 100% information of watin him wan buy , take someone wey dey familiar with the area with u or u must be street credible . have this at the back of ur mind , they hardly refund any money collected even if 20 soldiers follow u....so buy watin u get serious information about and watch while them dey pack am ....their union for there get craze too o.....its a good place if u know how to bargain ......Good guys dey dere too but na yeye pple plenty pass.

But seriously if Dem no nack ur brain for Lagos..how u wan take wise abeg? What about those guy wey go see u n act like they know u from somewhere before then give u a hug .the next thing fone dn disappear..

SARSCoV2:
I wonder how the guy copes with the bag of beans.

Slim guy that went to wife a whale

His choice though!

I like her atlis she dey watch her weight..

7lives:
He said he bought them from kasuwa barawo, he probably bought stolen goods.
Kasuwa barawo means market where stolen items are sold.

Nah nothing like that...spag inn sokoto state are sold for 200naira..with 100naira u can get u can get pepper n tomatoes..150 can get u crayfish n maggi.

They really mean to kill her that's y they weren't scare when she fainted in d first place...


Funny part is that christian girls easily fall for all this guys..but u will hardly see an Hausa girls talking to xtian guys...

[quote author=peacefulhome post=105032248][/quote]Ur face show n ur shoe shine..God bless u ..

driand:
you are stupid,

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Same with d person that gave birth to u..