₦airaland Forum

dollytino4real:
pls no retaliation it can lead to war

don't worry u wudnt understand . na brain some boys want take fight back not weapons,

Sebastine1994:
I can bet my life that Nigeria will never change if we continue on this path. Just look at the news we are reading on a monday morning.
My people leave sex alone.
We have plans to sell shares of 100 Naira each to 180 million Nigerians. We would be raising enough funds to put electricity in every home. The government has failed us

give me ur address pls i want to order for 2big stout From jumia so they will deliver it to,

folakemigeh:
His Visa application to SA was late, as a result, his passport is still not with him

dont mind all those people above u reading with there eyes close, Just recently same shit happened to Mike Tyson,

EWAagoyin:
please is there anyone that can help me source or sells abroad used electronics in Lagos pls signify

ur digits

RaaGhu:
Now that you ve snitched on Hamayaji, watch how Boko Haram are gonna be killing any damn* mad woman!

i tell u, see how them just koba some innocent mad women,

dabongys:
And you know this how?

u dey mind that 1

samzzycash:
na banky w help those ones career abi you don't even know why we are saying this.. The reason why skales was supposed to be there is the same with wizkid.

so cus say u help my career don mean say i must follow u enter grave abi? shey Na banky b d 1st person to help person and pls for ur info e favour d 2 of them ok,,,

samzzycash:
As a fan of wizkid
I can't help but admit the guy is crazy just why did Bleep he didn't attend the wedding even though he posted it on his IG that he is going to rock the white wedding after missing the traditional wedding.. Wizkid Is truly Mad

seriously are u related to banky? what about d rmd, ali baba, frank,ikechukwu ?

Khd95:
See as skales stand like plier wey them open

abi pliers wey face sokoto and Lagos

mystery22:
the gal must be very stupid n spoilt,if na me i for don disfigured am discreetly,arrogant mofo

yes but my son aka Anthony Joshua pls remember what d op said about her family

Blissp99:
Count ur blessings The wedding went well and a lot of people came Not everyone will come to Capetown, dev got plans too

help me tell them ooo shey na byforce ni?

Threebear:
Don't blame him, banky robbed him blind when he was at his record label.
You can forgive but you can never forget. The big headed dwarf might act all nice and proper but he is a snake!

that him wife's face dey do me one kind walai she go dey harsh,

this is how they do summersault and die,

haN haN 5 no do u... 10 no do u... 15 no u... 30 phone haba u want open ur own computer villiage ni?

henrixx:
low baller. When will you price things responsibly on nairaland. Pest pricing all phones ridiculously

even d 20k sef he no get,

Blackbelly:
Scofield's intelligence
As the days go by, I see a level of intelligence in my bird that sometimes leaves me awestruck. He displays this intelligence in numerous ways. Right now, he understands the connotations of a few words. Some of which are: "groundnut", "banana", "corn", "banga", "bye-bye"...he also responds to some commands like: "come on" (walk up to me), "step-up" (step unto my hand), "up" (I'm about to pick you up and flip you over on your back), "poop" (drop some weight from your rear end lol), "give me a kiss" (lightly peck my nose with your beak), "shhhh" (stop what you're doing or about to do)... When I am a few feet from him and I hold out my fist and call out his favourite food (which recently has become shelled groundnut), the speed with which he runs to me is quite different from when I mention other foods or ask him to come to me. As surprising as it may sound, whenever I call his name (even when I'm outside his line of sight), he responds with a squawk. I'm still unsure if he understands the concept of a name, but his constant reply seem to indicate that he does.
For weeks now, he rarely poops when in the cage, rather, when he needs to, he makes a special call to get my attention. When he sees me from afar off, or hears my voice, he repeatledly whistles a particular tone (that sounds like wheuu...) as if to say "welcome". When I tell him "goodnight" just before lights out, he replies with another whistle tone. When I'm walking away away from him, he whistles a popular whistle tone I taught him (the common whistle people make when trying to call a person or a trained animal- something sounding like wheuu-whee) as if to say he doesn't want me to go just yet. Whenever he sees me eating, he makes a whining sound (almost identical to that of dogs) while smacking his beak indicating that he wants what I'm having.
Sometimes, when I say "step up" and he's not in the mood to step unto my hand, he whistles a tone that I have come to understand as his way of saying "no", and when I repeat the command in a stern voice, he slowly lifts up one foot after the other onto my hand while grumbling with a low volume growl...lol (talk about a stubborn 'boy')
Few weeks back, while he was outside chirping away, I observed that dark clouds were gathering indicative of an approaching rain, so I walked up to his outdoor perch and told him to step up, he growled at me, as if to say he didn't want to go in just yet, so I decided to let him be (prior to this time, I had tried every trick in the book to shower him but up till now, he would shriek at me if I sprayed even a drop of water on him, so I wanted to see if he would shriek at the cloud or something ). As the rain drizzled, I was surprised to hear him call out to me-with squawks and whistles, while shaking his head repeatedly. Though I was just a short distance from him I refused to go pick him up. After about five minutes, I observed he was getting drenched, so I went to him, told him to step up him up (he growled a little before he stepped up) after which I took him to his cage. Later that day, I went to pick him up and his reaction surprised me. He growled angrily and pretty loudly too. This left me quite perplexed. "What could be wrong?", "Why is he growling?" I reasoned to myself. It took a while before it suddenly dawned on me that Scofield was still ruminating over my deliberate act of not picking him up when he was in distress. For a minute there, I thought this could not possibly be the case, afterall does it not sound too complex for an animal to be able to show signs of aggression towards a person for indirectly causing an unpleasant situation because of his/her inaction? Yet, despite how unnatural it appears, Scofield's action proved to me that he understands the concept of cause and effect.

oga this ur story without video ehnnn hope e no go chase somepeople out of this thread,

[quote author=DONADAMS post=62660182]sarkodie mumu oh...see chance to cream this girl.


u cnt blame sark cus back then yemi alade ugly die no b small,

pyyxxaro:
Nor be only 4 cows , naa 4 Dinosaur

Nor be cow pikin I de see for there soo


weaei U go reach the party now , the meat for ur rice go BIG like Maggi cube

ur 5yrs salary cnt not afford 1 of those cow pikin i swear,

pyyxxaro:
Nor be only 4 cows , naa 4 Dinosaur

Nor be cow pikin I de see for there soo


weaei U go reach the party now , the meat for ur rice go BIG like Maggi cube

ur 5yrs salary cnt not afford 1 of those cow pikin i swear,

Simplep:
Wetin he see?,oga aproko

her wicked pretending smilling face

this adesua go dey harsh,,, see her wicked Byforce smiling face,

dis pic look fake abeg person wey them go send Her out of d country

biacan:
The judge should tender justice with mercy by giving her a simple judgement maybe two years in prison because she was just trying to defend herself

For those of you pervert quoting me read my status now.........

move out from this thread

u see ur life see how u use ur head invite curse to urself,

rifasenate11:
the thing don dey enter him head last last..

no wonder d head big ,,

MhizzAJ:
280k for that rubbish...Why the hype

That tailor is still a learner where Segun is and he wouldn't charge much sef

dnt mind that morapoka son of an ole barawo

ur relationship almost ended,,, and now it has ended a long time ago u are now single and serching, ashawo oshi

rubbish copy copy no go kill African,,,u watch an American comedy skit finished,then u begin form as if same shit happened to u, rubbish...

kunlesufyan:
Haba! That DPO should be locked up.

walaii

gun dnt kill people,,,people kill people,,e.g don ugly wanny kill people.

taaaaiii abeg Na lie jurr,

SlimBrawnie:
My mum is Edo, married to an Igbo man and she did not do all these drama you are stating here... Is this how you go about monitoring people's wedding?


Ye Monitoring Spirit ........Gerrrrout!

Modified:

Errm for those asking, I attended my parents traditional in 2005 because they only did their white wedding in the 80s, due to her family disapproval(she comes from a Muslim home).

Their wedding anniversary is 2nd Dec. You are invited

we are Invited,,,invited to where no address no phone number oya pm me jur