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BrainnewsNg:
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What?

nothing

under her breast that is where you will find d real shadow of death

na u dey buy data for me abi

obaival:
I cant read dis long story

nothing like long story Go and wash ur eyes with hypo,

U can't commit this kind of crime in Yankee and go free like that,they will trace u thru fingers print,but in naija isz a different case everybody want see and touch.

I am into buying and selling too please beep me osagieharrison6@gmail.com

Good luck dear ur happiness is my happiness,we shook hands she try to see me off bt i told her no,

Joshua be like oga referee hold am ooo i want go rest small Abeg,

Takam be like guy small small naa shey u wan wound me ni?

FitnessDoctor:
Seems like a very curious child, I will simply carry him down and try to understand why he clenched the tv in the first place, then after that i will correct him depending on his answer.

we hear u na ur type we dey hear say him pikin dey beat him papa anyhow,

hahn:
Spinning kick to the ribs

van dame kick on d face,

Time to warn my lil friend to stop visiting 17yrs old taiye and keinde liviNg Alone in mushin,b4 he go escort flies enter grave,

PapaNnamdi:
U wear bra as eyeglass abi?
See the lady in the middle using wig to mask her baldhead

The criminal That discovered makeup, I spit on your fore head TUEH!

to poo on d idiot just dey hungry me no mind dat fool

snake don chop belleful that's y,

if them abuse u and ur generation nw u go say them dey abuse u, u better stop taking pics of homeless dogs u see on d street.

Kiakia:
Is Jacob Zuma statue the job job job, industry industry industry, factory factory factory the governor promised imolites during his campaign for second term in office or those were mere rhetorics?

lolz bro u dey stammer abeg ooo easy jeje

statue didn't even look like zuma,plus that stuff wudnt last,

rottenPussy:
There is no way i’m raising my kids in Nigeria.

Nnamdi Kanu was wrong. Nigeria is not a Zoo, it’s a hell on earth.

coutonou ain't dat far, Kenya people will welcome u wella,

jayned:
My Caucasian puppies are 4 weeks old today. Yahoo! The rubber rings have all fallen off and today, they all ate from their bowl with minimal mess. The have been looking very dirty with caked food and poop I guess eeewww. So they had their first spot bath we used warm water, mild dog shampoo, a soft brush and towel. They looked a lot better though not spotless cos we didn't wanna scrub them too much.

correct

and this is what i call super firm boob, boob wey no dey fear anybody,

Florblu:
Awwwwww...

I wish and pray I will be able to do same to someone someday.

just looka u sha, are u praying for someone to run mad b4 u can show love to d person ?

if i catch dis dude near my babe I swear I go beat shege comot from d guy's body,,,sorry i mean from my babe body,

Sheikwonder:
After reading and practicing for calculations for an econometrics test yesterday behold what the lecturer set. For nearly 15 minutes I blanked out. Scholars in the house happy solving...

simply write i am sorry sir my eyes paining me and baba God pls help me to pass d exam,

lolz how old are u abeg?

777philosopher:
when is American government business to leave the innocent black Americans been shot every day on the streets of America you see. you are a Big Dunce and a Fool

hey kid how old are u? dis 1 u dey insult people anyhow as if dem shook broom stick inside ur anus.

una go buy na em we dey hear since last month,even the ones wey never touchd dstv talkless of d remote since dey gave birth to them,don even dey claim say der startime na dstv, nawa ooo!

real jazzman, see how monkey and croc sit close to each other hope say no b human beings d guy turned to animals so?

dis movie scare me ooo i no go lie,cus she make me hate like say no 2moro,

Dnt worry 1 day u will scam ur generation, lazyass mofo,

only in naija,,,,Dstv. hitv, startime,gotv,strongtv.mytv,and so on,

IamKashyBaby:


U got it wrong sha...

Dont u know that a lot of women preferred Banana shape d!ck than a straight one?

If u know how to use that magic mike u have, u can easily poke her G-sp0t like a hook and clamp her down

dude don't listen to her there is nothing like gspot
do urself good,go and hustle live pussy alone, owo ni koko...