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Romance › Re: Can A Guy Take You To Court For Telling Him No by Cypress042: 4:11pm On Mar 11, 2023

It can only happen when both are legally married. But why don't you like buying what you smoke yourself?

Romance › Re: Your Thought On Guys With Baby Face by Cypress042: 2:56pm On Mar 11, 2023

Those calling you kid are unintelligent, when a real adult sees a fellow adults face he'd know without anyone telling him.

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Romance › Re: Have U Had Sex With Older Women Before by Cypress042: 2:41pm On Mar 11, 2023

Blupen:
Oga if you look long enough you will find that pin.....
seek and ye shall find

Older woman made me believe that woman enjoy sex more than men, that's topic for another day.

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Romance › Re: Have U Had Sex With Older Women Before by Cypress042: 2:29pm On Mar 11, 2023

They will make you feel good about yourself by giving soft moan, but deep inside you know that you're looking for pin in the middle of an ocean.

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Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Cypress042: 1:59pm On Mar 11, 2023*

I do transfers even if is 100naira. I don't know if am the only one who feel like a big guy after buying and making outrageous transfer in public, then once i get home i will lament to my satisfaction, sometimes cursing Buhari and Emefiele.

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Romance › Re: Do Girls Hate Beard? by Cypress042(op): 1:04pm On Mar 11, 2023

Kaykay999:
Facial hair is what makes u a man.
Majority of chicks loves their man with full beards.
Op stop thinking like a small boy just tell your bro to change his bad character that turns girls off.

You sound funny grin

i don't think his character is that bad. Which ever bad or good character you now you started it from small, so didn't they(the girls) see the bad characters before he turned 18?

Romance › Re: Do Girls Hate Beard? by Cypress042(op): 12:55pm On Mar 11, 2023

LittleBigDick:
Young girls like beards a lot except you're not grooming yourself well

Older women don't , they like their men clean shaven

Why then do young girls distance themselves from young boys once they start growing beards? Maybe they feel as you've grown beard many other girls would also want you.

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Romance › Re: Do Girls Hate Beard? by Cypress042(op): 9:58pm On Mar 10, 2023

Nia69:
I noticed that most young girls don't like beards, I was once like that.

What made you to change your mind and stop hating on our innocent beard? sad

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Romance › Re: Do Girls Hate Beard? by Cypress042(op): 9:53pm On Mar 10, 2023

Esoresor:
Some are really clean and nice on them why some looks horrible.

You don't get it, as an handsome boy once you start growing new beard those girlfriends that are always around you would take a break and distance themselves from you. Why is it so?

Romance › Do Girls Hate Beard? by Cypress042(op): 9:42pm On Mar 10, 2023

Why is it that as a young handsome boy once you start growing beard, girls that admire and befriend you would disappear? This is happening to my younger bro who just turned 18.

Does it mean they don't know he was still a boy? Or they never expected he was going to grow beard? Or they naturally hate beard huh

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Romance › Re: Is This An Std by Cypress042: 10:09pm On Mar 09, 2023

Your conscience is just pricking you, i will only advise you to start taking your bath twice a day with good soap and clean water.

And even if is STD you don't need to panic, something must kill a man.

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Politics › Re: Akeredolu: Traders Rejecting Old Notes Are Wicked And Disobeying The Law by Cypress042: 1:40pm On Mar 09, 2023

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are us*less.... All of them

Alright

Now crawl back to your hole.

Nairaland General › Re: I Will Either Commit Suicide Or Do The Other Thing I Am Tired by Cypress042: 11:25am On Mar 09, 2023

trueSeeker01:
i am used to trekking

Then start hawking soft drinks, sachet water and gala in trafficks.

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Nairaland General › Re: I Will Either Commit Suicide Or Do The Other Thing I Am Tired by Cypress042: 10:39am On Mar 09, 2023

To fake madness is very simple, but the problem here is the trekking involve.

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Romance › Re: I Can't Speak Spanish by Cypress042: 9:45pm On Mar 07, 2023

Who else smiles when ever they come across Ilamina thread.

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Romance › Re: Lady Left Heartbroken Seeing Her Once Wealthy Friend Working As A Bus Driver by Cypress042: 12:07pm On Mar 06, 2023

Nigerian woman are so fast to call men broke, what happened to returning the favours he's done for you during Nysc?

It means he's still far better than you, even as a graduate.

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Politics › Re: Help! I Am Yet To Learn Anything From 2023 Elections by Cypress042: 11:50am On Mar 06, 2023

You're probably still dependent on people.

When you start hustling and fending for yourself, your question would automatically turn to how to make Nigeria better for our future generation.

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Politics › Re: Atiku, Dino, Ayu, PDP Members Protest In Front Of INEC Office (Pictures) by Cypress042: 11:27am On Mar 06, 2023

So this dude is still in Nigeria

Thought he's travelled back to dubai.

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Business › Re: Honestly This Cashless Policy Shouldn't Be For Everyone by Cypress042(op): 12:38am On Mar 06, 2023

helinues:
Nigerians are just un serious about the naira redesign. I was just laughing with the back and forth arguments about it when it's something that will inflict hardship on Nigerians.

The policy is good but the implementations was just so poor. Naira redesign wasn't part of Apc manifesto, the idea came late just to show Buhari fight corruption which caught Apc governors on aware.

It wasn't a deliberate attempt to work against Tinubu. Emefiele assured Buhari that the policy will work. More than half of the new naira notes first released was obtained by the politicians irrespective of political party, Emefiele should have extended the stipulated time as the implementations failed.

Emefiele might have good intentions about the policy but the implementations should have been reviewed earlier.

I'm not against their cashless policy. my concern is, if i keep spending like this, i might end up having B.p.

Business › Re: Honestly This Cashless Policy Shouldn't Be For Everyone by Cypress042(op): 12:25am On Mar 06, 2023

ninipal328:
Hyty

Comrade learn to skip some thread, as you can see I'm talking money here am not joking sad

Business › Honestly This Cashless Policy Shouldn't Be For Everyone by Cypress042(op): 12:18am On Mar 06, 2023

Imagine a guy like me who's money prudent, living in a selfcon without girlfriend or a family member around, doing transfer here and there like a low budget Dangote when i'm not a family man. it's annoying because am now spending more than neccessary. Who else is having this problem?

Romance › Re: INEC Score For Manu's Game Today by Cypress042: 11:45pm On Mar 05, 2023

Manchester united forever

Meanwhile, If you don't agree with the score, go to court sad

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Culture › Re: Some Interesting Nigerian Proverbs With Pictures by Cypress042: 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2023

Person wey dey naked, no dey chuck hand for pocket.

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Romance › Re: I Saw A Popular Nlander's Profile On Coderuns Hookup Site (photos) by Cypress042: 1:03pm On Feb 28, 2023

Why not come straight and shoot your shot
?

Stop beating around the bush and show confidence, we all on nairaland are adults sad

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Politics › Re: Protest Ongoing In Asaba,delta State by Cypress042: 12:55pm On Feb 28, 2023

OneBulletOnly:
They will all be burnt alive, this is a promise.

Useless INEC people

You see this useless country that has refused to change, is better we burn everything to the ground and start afresh.

No need for court at all

Open rigging ongoing everywhere.

I will bet my balls, you don't have any tangible investment to lose if this country is burnt down.

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Politics › Re: 2023 Presidential Election: Which Of These Candidates Would You Vote For? by Cypress042: 9:36am On Feb 24, 2023

ComeToJesus:
This one is a joker. He can't even vote for himself.

Romance › Re: Dear Sultanofpuna, Show Us Your Old Notes by Cypress042: 10:09am On Feb 16, 2023

Let them take their old naira note to any commercial bank and show them their urchin identity card

They will help them deposit it at CBN without filling any stuupid form. grin

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Politics › Re: 2023: Naira Redesign Policy Has Minimised Influence Of Money In Politics- Buhari by Cypress042: 9:33am On Feb 16, 2023

BeauBragnar11:

That's the President's business.

Over here in Kaduna we are still spending old notes... El Rufai says he got our backs

Romance › Re: Help!! School Na Scam True True (graphic Pics) by Cypress042: 9:19pm On Feb 09, 2023

Romance › Re: . by Cypress042: 4:22pm On Feb 07, 2023

Preferably ladies but, guys are welcomed too.

Is the reverse, if you know you know undecided

Celebrities › Re: Turned Down An African Singer That Made A Song With Ed Sheeran – American Model by Cypress042: 11:40am On Feb 07, 2023

loosecanon50:
Na Fireboy she Dey call certain African singer. See face like digestive biscuit

Fireboy didn't collaborate with ed, he did a song remix with him. Don't get me wrong please.

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