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Travel › Re: I Am Relocating To Lagos, What Do I Need To Know? by Cypress042: 6:26pm On Apr 22, 2023

You don't need to walk like a gentleman to prove you are one.

Crime › Re: Soldiers Beat 12 LASTMA Officers For Arresting Army Chief Over One-Way by Cypress042: 8:49am On Apr 19, 2023*

SheikhMuniru:
I love how the soldiers beat hell out of them, next time their brain go reset but why they refused to kill one of those LASTMA and throw his body inside fish pond

Health › Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by Cypress042: 12:22pm On Apr 14, 2023

Sticooooooo:
She said she doesn't have HIV

I wonder why you still opened a thread because of it, wouldn't you have saved the energy.

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Career › Re: Yoghurt Seller Shares Humble Beginning, Wows Many With Transformation (video) by Cypress042: 9:04pm On Apr 13, 2023

Buying new clothes doesn't mean he owns the car his leaning on cheesy

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Family › Re: What Can Make You Cut Ties With Your Family Members by Cypress042: 8:16pm On Apr 13, 2023

Any man that cuts tie with his family members is incomplete and like a dust in the desert.

It's not advisable.

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Celebrities › Re: I No Longer Have Manhood – Bobrisky Reveals (Picture) by Cypress042: 5:53pm On Apr 13, 2023

Manhood or no manhood

Fact still remain you are Mr. Okuneye idris from Ogun South west Nigeria.

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Romance › Re: Help, She's Asking What I Need For My Birthday. by Cypress042: 5:42pm On Apr 13, 2023

PocketNeverDry:
And what if sex come spoil everything?

What else do you want an apprentice to offer you?

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Romance › Re: Help, She's Asking What I Need For My Birthday. by Cypress042: 5:32pm On Apr 13, 2023*

She wants you to ask for sex

I will advise you to comply with her because apart from that, she doesn't have any other thing to offer you.

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Education › When Did You Realize" First class is not for me" by Cypress042(op): 11:07am On Apr 13, 2023*

Crime › Re: Teenage Girls Drugged At Birthday Party, Wake Up While Being Trafficked To Libya by Cypress042: 8:54pm On Apr 11, 2023

joeyswift:
Na hunger cause am. So many girls outside are willing to follow you home if you can assure them that they will eat indomie

Crime › Re: Teenage Girls Drugged At Birthday Party, Wake Up While Being Trafficked To Libya by Cypress042: 1:47pm On Apr 11, 2023

The day nigerian girls would learn to say no to free food and drinks

97% of their problems is conquered.

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Romance › Re: Message From Association Of Serious Men by Cypress042: 1:25pm On Apr 11, 2023

Before i will do or take any lady serious she must remove her weavon in my front.

That stuff covers alot.

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Crime › Re: Suspected Murderer Of Khadi Adeshina Olayinka In Police Custody by Cypress042: 10:03am On Apr 11, 2023

The rate at which ladies are engaging in surgeries these days is alarming

She might have died due to effect of a failed unprofessional surgery.

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by Cypress042: 6:27pm On Apr 10, 2023

kkonyeji:
Dem no born u and ur mama well to check my phone.
Wetin u de even find for ur hubby phone?...u go soon die of HBP

God bless you for this! Imagine the part she said draw him back home and reset his brain grin

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by Cypress042: 4:13pm On Apr 10, 2023

IyaebeTheGreat:
My ears are full already concerning that Judy Austin girl. This world is truly evil . Women should learn to stop being totally submissive in marriages, check your husbands phones and find out about his affairs outside, draw him back home and reset his brain before he falls victim of strange and evil women.

Woman of today have never been submissive in marriages, i wonder where you got that from. It's well

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Romance › Re: She Hides Me From Her Neighbour Please I Need Advice by Cypress042: 1:42pm On Apr 06, 2023

You're 39 years and she's 34 years?

Take this teenage hide and seek story else where. What advise do you need again.

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Crime › Re: Chukwuka Monye Shot Dead While Helping To Control Traffic In Rivers State by Cypress042: 3:22pm On Apr 04, 2023

SweetPoison22:
You will play this track in nairaland prison.

Mynd44 OAM4J Justwise Dominique Mukina2 Seun rule number 19

I don't know why i find this funny grin

Crime › Re: Lady Apologizes For Falsely Accusing Her Bestie Of Rape (pics/video) by Cypress042: 3:51pm On Apr 03, 2023

Tale by moonlight

Believe this story at your own peril undecided

Politics › Re: Where Are The Once Fearsome Nairaland IPOB Supporters by Cypress042: 9:39pm On Mar 16, 2023

PDJT:
-What do you mean by "fearsome"?

-We are the Indigenous People of Biafra agitating for our legitimate right to self-determination. At the end, Republic of Biafra shall be restored. Isee!

Isee!

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Politics › Re: What Will You Miss About Buhari's Regime??? by Cypress042: 9:29pm On Mar 16, 2023

How he disobeys supreme court orders and outsmart others to look innocent undecided

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Romance › Re: Dear Sultanofpuna, Show Us Your Old Notes by Cypress042: 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2023

SultanOfPuna:
Fools like you rushed and deposited all your life savings.
Now CBN has reverted the yeye policy
Us that didn't follow the crowd like sheeps. I can now sell my old currency and make 3x profit.
He who laughs last laughs best.
As for you sheeps that follow and obey everything. I'm very very happy for all the suffering you fools went through.
After all suffering, old notes still legal

You won comrade congratulations, i've forgotten i made this kind of comment cheesy

Romance › Re: Craziest Thing A Visitor Did In Your House? by Cypress042: 4:53pm On Mar 12, 2023

I told her to feel at home then i left to buy soft drink, before i could return back she has fried two eggs and broke my remote.

Not all visitors deserve to be told feel at home.

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Crime › Re: Please Help Me Beg My Uncle To Stop Sexually Assaulting And Molesting h Children by Cypress042: 9:25pm On Mar 11, 2023

Tale by moonlight

If you have any evidence of him molesting a child, then seek the help of NPF arrest him and keep your identity hidden.

This is mere ranting sad

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Christianity Etc › Re: Which Bible Character Would You Have Being In Jesus' Days ? by Cypress042: 9:14pm On Mar 11, 2023

Puntus pilate

I have washed my hands off Nigerian politics just the way puntus washed his hands off the death of christ.

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Politics › Re: Man Seizes Girlfriend's Phone For Using Tinubu As Wallpaper (Pic, Video) by Cypress042: 8:49pm On Mar 11, 2023*

helinues:
Bitter and attention seeker man

How can you be brainwashed about religion and still get brainwashed in politics.

No wonder so many tantrums from them

Lol, this is just a case between man and his girlfriend why bringing politics into it? He's angry the girlfriend didn't use his picture as wallpaper, how does that relate to politics?

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