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RomanceRe: This Is Exactly How I Want My Future Wife To Be!!! (Features Of My Future Wife) by Cypress042:
Jashub:
As long as you don't include submissive and respectful to that list, you're still in dreamland
I won't be surprise if he excludes it, the generation of woman we have now aren't submissive, we are just managing.
RomanceRe: Why Do Graves Face West? by Cypress042(op): 11:01am On Feb 07, 2023
Christiansimon:
Catholics Will Explain It Much Better For U
Majority of peoples i've been to their burials don't attend catholic church, still yet they are buried same pattern.
RomanceRe: Why Do Graves Face West? by Cypress042(op): 10:25am On Feb 07, 2023
slimjohn2k5:
So people that turn around the bed sleeping in different directions nko

Let's not enslave our mind with things that doesn't matter
It could be myth because i'm a champion in switching directions when no one is around cheesy

But i really want to know why graves face the entrance of a building.
RomanceRe: Why Do Graves Face West? by Cypress042(op): 10:04am On Feb 07, 2023
GREATIGBOMAN:
When your time comes you'd find out.
Don't rush.
We all live to die one day, i'm not afraid of death man.
RomanceRe: Why Do Graves Face West? by Cypress042(op): 9:50am On Feb 07, 2023
gfelo:
lets gather here and learn
Even while growing up as a kid my mum always caution me not sleep with my legs facing the entrance, till today i can't ascertain the reason.
RomanceWhy Do Graves Face West? by Cypress042(op): 9:41am On Feb 07, 2023
As a guy who's been to countless burial ceremonies for fun and refreshments, i must commend their wonderful jollof rice tho grin

But my observation recently is that dead bodies are buried with their feet facing the entrance of their home.

Making me to wonder, is there a specific direction that graves should face? Why do graves always face the entrance of a building?

Nlfpmod, seun, mynd44 front page.
FamilyRe: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Cypress042: 4:51pm On Feb 06, 2023
Lanretoye:
she so much portrays her unculturedness and I'll mannerism,you can tell so easily the kind of home she comes from.
Just starve her the attention, simple sad
CrimeRe: Could This Be N5000naira Fuel? Is She Telling The Truth? (pix/video) by Cypress042:
Don't take whatever she's saying seriously, focus on her action and you will get the real truth

Economy is hard but that fuel is not upto N5,000naira sad
RomanceRe: by Cypress042: 3:33pm On Feb 06, 2023
siofra:
Quiet and antisocial people are usually invisible to other people, except you're rich, very attractive or have a very mysterious/weird personality. If you're not, sorry but people will not give two fawks about you. It's almost like you don't exist to them.

I don't think you're voluntarily antisocial, I think you have social anxiety because people who are truly antisocial do not care if other people like them or not.

Maybe you should start thinking of how to overcome this, then other things will start to fall in place.
Stepping out of one's comfort zone everyday, helps to conquer a whole lots of problems.
Christianity EtcRe: What You Don't Know About Satan by Cypress042: 3:24pm On Feb 06, 2023
nakotee:
Satan is a God, he owns the world.
Is that the topic you people learnt in school today on C.R.S ? undecided
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Wanting Love From Girl Ur Talking To? by Cypress042: 3:11pm On Feb 06, 2023
noobaland30:
the thing is she sends short messages. and that drives me crazy for her attention. like is she interested or not
Woman love playing mind games even when they are not interested in you, my advise is, make your intention known to her and if she doesn't accept bounce.
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Wanting Love From Girl Ur Talking To? by Cypress042: 3:03pm On Feb 06, 2023
The moment you realize that love is just a fantasy that lives in mens head, the better for you undecided
FamilyRe: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Cypress042:
Ibechris2:
I really don't get u.
Especially when u generalised the way u are doing.
Pls,take it easy on Nigerian men.

Don't u have a father,brother and uncles?
We all have agreed not to quote her again whenever she types her trashh

Just starve her the attention she seeks and watch her crawl back to where she belong undecided
CrimeRe: Animals Spotted Eating Paper Posters Off A Wall On A Street In Nigeria (pic/vid) by Cypress042: 2:26pm On Feb 06, 2023
This is one of the reason people get angry when you call them sheep

Their foolishness is raised to power two hundred sad
RomanceRe: Am I Gradually Becoming A Misogynist? by Cypress042: 1:16pm On Feb 05, 2023
pocohantas:
It is always the ones no one cares about…
Become anything you want, just stay off women and keep your hands to yourself.

Nairaland have given you guys the platform to overrate yourselves. In offline gathering of MEN, has anyone invited you all?

I’ll blame Seun and his moderators for the recurring display of stupidity on Nigeria’s largest forum.
Calm down miss cheesy
TravelRe: Lady Feels Pity For Poor Nigerians After Entering Okada For The 1st Time (video) by Cypress042: 11:22am On Feb 05, 2023
jaxxy:
ajebutter seeking attention.
She's no where near cuppy, she's an ajekpako.
TravelRe: Lady Feels Pity For Poor Nigerians After Entering Okada For The 1st Time (video) by Cypress042: 11:09am On Feb 05, 2023
ndidibabe:
Someone that is using one hand to film herself on okada with her ajepako face and accent?
grin
TravelRe: Lady Feels Pity For Poor Nigerians After Entering Okada For The 1st Time (video) by Cypress042: 11:06am On Feb 05, 2023
jaxxy:
she's like dj cuppy.
Please explain what you mean by, she's like Dj cuppy.
RomanceRe: Please I Am Really Confused Nairalaners Halp Me!!! by Cypress042: 2:44am On Feb 04, 2023
My problem is, can psychology give you work in todays Nigeria undecided
RomanceRe: Am I Just Imagining Things by Cypress042: 2:37am On Feb 04, 2023
Monitoring a single ladies source of income is the easiest way to achieve an incurable Blood pressure

Mind your business and play your game wisely sad
PoliticsRe: Wike: Naira Redesign Won’t Fight Corruption, Only Make People Suffer by Cypress042: 4:43pm On Feb 03, 2023
Mr. Wike get your pvc ready and vote wisely


undecided
CrimeRe: EXCLUSIVE: Army Court Martial Sentences Soldier To Death For Killing 5 People by Cypress042: 4:30pm On Feb 03, 2023
When the devil wants to destroy men, he pushes them into drug

Say no to cocaine, meth, crack and their family members sad
HealthRe: Pls Help Am Having Penile Discharge Is Normal by Cypress042: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2023
According to you, You've made research and it all seems like STD

Then what are you doing here? Why not go to hospital or a nearby chemist sad
RomanceRe: Who Is Shalommy Here? by Cypress042: 4:13pm On Feb 03, 2023
Is this your alternate account? Chaiii cheesy cheesy
TravelRe: Lady Feels Pity For Poor Nigerians After Entering Okada For The 1st Time (video) by Cypress042: 4:01pm On Feb 03, 2023
I will bet my balls this lady is a regular okada patronizer

Advertising her business for the 1st time sad
RomanceRe: I Am New Here by Cypress042: 3:57pm On Feb 03, 2023
Junni0r:
My name is junior

I am new here

My friend introduced me to this forum, hope i am welcomed...
Comrade, If you've gotten your pvc, don't forget to vote wisely come feb 25.
FamilyRe: Signs A Woman Will Never Cheat on Her Husband? by Cypress042: 3:39pm On Feb 03, 2023
Test a typical Nigerian girl with money at your own peril

Then monitor her always and have an incurable B.P sad
TravelRe: Corps Member Dies In Motor Accident On POP Day by Cypress042: 3:26pm On Feb 03, 2023
Jennyclay:
This is what I was telling my friend that returned yesterday that the NYSC should be scrapped. What's the essence of going through all the struggle in school for years only to end up dead because of one useless service that doesn't guarantee you job. Which is also used as an allocation to steal funds.

R.I.P to the departed soul.

#scrapNysc
He's not the first neither is he the second to die this way, it's a coincidence and God knows better.

But to be honest, the way you spill your trashh most times is mind blowing cheesy
RomanceRe: Is It Wise To Sell Your Property And Japa Out Of Nigeria by Cypress042:
A nigerian man in the U.S was deported back to Nigeria because he killed a pigeon undecided

To avoid this kind of situation, advise him to invest in Nigeria. Anyone who is destined to make wealth will make it anywhere regardless.
FashionRe: Mary Magdalene Massive Implant Bursts In One Of Her 22lb Boobs (graphic Photos) by Cypress042:
sad
HealthRe: Help I'm Addicted To Carbonated Drinks. by Cypress042:
Next time the force pushes you again to buy a carbonated drink, give it to any child/children around to you

If you can endure the pain, watch them finish it and throw the plastic bottle at you, your problem is solved sad
Jokes EtcRe: Extension Of Deadline For Old Naira Notes. by Cypress042: 1:11pm On Jan 27, 2023
Nine out of ten people in this country are codedly mad grin

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