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CrimeRe: Hungry Dispatch Rider Ate Part Of The Food Man Ordered Online In Lekki (video) by Cypress042: 8:58am On Dec 17, 2022
Urheadmaster:
Dispatch rider thought it was his right to teach the man a lesson for being too lazy to cook as Buhari said it that Nigeria youths are too lazy in all ramifications embarassed tongue
Sometimes one can feel like eating fast foods or going to eatery even when he or she has enough food at home.

Anyways it's your opinions.
PoliticsRe: Why Is Tinubu & His Urchins Angry Over Terrorist Ekpa's Arrest? by Cypress042: 5:50am On Dec 17, 2022
Acidosis:
They hate whoever is trying to ensure a free and fair election.


The average BAT is an enemy of fairness. If 60% of the people around you are strong Tinubu supporters, your chances of making it in life are quite limited.... unless you do fraud.
Breakfast is served grin
CelebritiesRe: Asake's Brixton Show Shut Down By UK Police After Fight Broke Out by Cypress042: 10:05am On Dec 16, 2022
observanc1:
Brixton in UK is just like ajegunle. So many blacks. And they have carried their stupid attitude from Africa to London. Forcing themselves into a show without ticket. Black man has a big problem
grin
CrimeRe: Police Discover Bomb Factory In Ebonyi (photos) by Cypress042: 8:15am On Dec 16, 2022
In other sane countries people with inventive spirits are properly trained and taken care of by the FG

But here in Nigeria they will either tag them, UGM, IPOB or ESN just to justify their ignorance sad
FamilyRe: Why Are Most Nigerian Relatives Living Abroad Stingy? by Cypress042: 8:06am On Dec 16, 2022
If the king of the jungle lion tells you he hasn't seen or eaten for weeks you might laugh and think he's lying, but deep down he's saying the truth, this is why sometimes they go under cool tree and keep their ego intact.

If you ask your relative living abroad for assistance and they didn't offer you, accept your faith and hustle hard, in this world you're on your own.
PoliticsRe: Who Is Governor Nyesom Wike Kissing Here ? - Photo by Cypress042: 5:20pm On Dec 10, 2022
When you think you have seen and heard it all, boom Urchins will prove you wrong
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Cypress042: 5:07pm On Dec 10, 2022
Those telling these ladies they are beautiful should kindly stop it sad
CelebritiesRe: Fan Includes Davido In Shiloh Prayer Card by Cypress042: 5:03pm On Dec 10, 2022
To make it in life depends on the strategy you use, nice one from the unknown concerned fan undecided
CelebritiesRe: My Parents Are Okay With It – Lady Defend Herself After Netizens Blast Her For P by Cypress042: 3:11pm On Dec 10, 2022
Your parents are good with it doesn't mean the society is, kindly keep the madness in your family house.
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Avoid Short Nigerian Men Like A Plague by Cypress042: 2:56pm On Dec 10, 2022
siofra:
Maradona is an asshole. I don't really know Messi.
How will you know them when you're busy with your hook-up business undecided
RomanceRe: This Is Why I Avoid Redpill Threads (redpill Is For Fools) by Cypress042: 4:07pm On Dec 09, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
ignorethis.... above, we move.
TRP is golden
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Or Lagos State??? by Cypress042: 10:13am On Dec 08, 2022
ilovenicloe:
Which one do you choose
With my comment you should know i rep port harcourt bole

Anyways, i choose that of ph.
PoliticsRe: Port Harcourt Or Lagos State??? by Cypress042: 10:02am On Dec 08, 2022
I will bet my balls you've not tasted port harcourt bole before

Taste it asap and stop the clueless comparison.
CrimeRe: Woman Caught Attempting To Shoplift Using Fake Pregnancy Belly (photos) by Cypress042: 9:49am On Dec 08, 2022
Wawelexy:
Lol.... Real definition of what a man can do, a woman can do better...
To be honest, we need to put a stop to all these

Why not blame the lady alone, must you drag your fellow men into the matter? sad
FamilyRe: Could This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op): 8:06am On Dec 08, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
Imagine... Now after the hook-up, they'll be smelling about like iru anytime they walk past you like one idiot in my my compound that her own hookup has eaten into her blood. Even with one child already, she's still doing runs like her life will end if she doesn't do it.

Let them continue. It's their bodies. My only advice to you is not to share any sharp objects in the house with her. If you're wise, you'll understand.
Although i don't pray for such thing, thanks for the advice.
FamilyRe: Could This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op): 10:28pm On Dec 07, 2022
Vision101:
To focus on whaaat business? Your sister telling you this?
No Man, she can't say that to me

You don't tell matured man everything, what else do we use our eyes and brains to do apart from observing and thinking sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's That Argument You Can Never Involve Yourself In? by Cypress042: 9:58pm On Dec 07, 2022
It's politics

Due to the way urchins think and behave, i can't have any politics arguement with them undecided
FamilyRe: Could This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op): 9:33pm On Dec 07, 2022
dammywapes:
Omo na wa o angry *hookup business*
It's also known as clito currency, a new selling business with a very high income rate among Nigerian girls sad
FamilyRe: Could This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op): 9:25pm On Dec 07, 2022
rickpat:
Talk to her about it...It might not be an infection... sometimes hormonal imbalance can cus offensive odour in females...try to politely relate with her and guide her towards seeing a professional...so she doesn't make mistake by drinking some wrong herbal mixtures
How do i start the conversation man? I don't want to sound dumb in front of her.
FamilyRe: Could This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op): 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2022
yomi007k:
Wait, what do you really mean by hookup business?
I don't expect this question from a mature Nigerian guy, but to be open with you, hookup business simply means sleeping with different men in exchange for money sad
FamilyRe: Could This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op):
I'm typing this now because i think she has contacted an infection (Trichomoniasis, a vagina infection) i have been percieving this unfriendly odor lately even when she has taken her bath and am not comfortable with this

Just this night i found her reading a book "Effective herbal medicine for family health" Could this mean she have an infection, how can i get her to tell me the truth?

@ Royalboy, nlfpmod fp please.
FamilyCould This Be She Has An Infection by Cypress042(op):
Good evening all

Please i need your mature and humble advise, My younger sister use to be an hardworking girl, but all of a sudden she stopped working just to focus properly on her hookup business with excuse that the Bet9ja work she's doing is giving her too much shortage angry
FoodRe: See The River Fish I Bought For N1,000 In Bauchi by Cypress042: 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2022
FireUpNow:
Sorry but you don't know how to cook that fish. I guess you kept storing and storing the soup with the spoon while cooking, when that happens the fish wiklscatter in the soup. When next you want to cook them, make sure you put all the ingredients in the soup first and stir a little wait few minutes be adding the fresh river fish and don't stire the soup again, only shake the pot. Thank me later
Thanks so much, i appreciate.
FoodRe: See The River Fish I Bought For N1,000 In Bauchi by Cypress042: 7:24pm On Dec 01, 2022
TheGift:
Just focus on the nutritional value
Noted, thanks.
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 1) On 30th Nov 2022 by Cypress042: 5:16pm On Nov 30, 2022
flexyrule:
Gooooal
France go recieve wotowoto grin
SportsRe: Tunisia Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 1) On 30th Nov 2022 by Cypress042: 5:16pm On Nov 30, 2022
flexyrule:
Gooooal
E chock grin
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad Launches His Own Label After Leaving Naira Marley’s Marlian Music. by Cypress042: 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2022
Nigeria new school musicians and their funny record label names sha

Imolelization_ Mohbad
Zeh nation_ Portable
Shock absorber_ Bad boy timz

smh
RomanceRe: Lol.... Women, Funny People To Be With by Cypress042: 7:47am On Nov 30, 2022
Kooldon:
Nice topic. Clap for yourself
grin
HealthRe: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by Cypress042: 9:04pm On Nov 29, 2022
DeJoeee:
See eh! I don repent like this till marriage
I go find bible start church next Sunday
Calm down man, it's just a matter of time konji will knock at your door again.
HealthRe: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by Cypress042: 8:59pm On Nov 29, 2022
Are you sure you've fully treated the STD grin
RomanceRe: Things Are Happening In This Country..wtf??? by Cypress042: 8:53pm On Nov 29, 2022
This is how urchins are stucked in their masters anus grin
RomanceRe: Girl I Met On Whatsapp 2 Days Ago Billing Me Already (screenshots) by Cypress042:
Instead of her being scared to lose you, you're the one being scared to lose her

Learn to add value to yourself man

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