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Jokes Etc › .... by Cypress042(op): 1:37pm On Jan 20, 2023*

Romance › Re: My Experience; How a Nigerian girl approached me. by Cypress042: 10:11am On Jan 17, 2023

Do you know that too much of romeo and juliet stories can mess up the way one think?

See imaginations shocked

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Family › Re: Lady Reveals 170years Old Man As Oldest Man In Her Village (pix/video) by Cypress042: 10:04am On Jan 17, 2023

Mercury12:
Hahahaha
170 years on earth?

He might be the oldest man in his village, but saying his upto 170years here in Nigeria, is outrageous undecided

Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Don't Rate Fine Boys And It's Disgusting by Cypress042: 9:18am On Jan 17, 2023

This thread should be forwarded to joke section asap cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Can You Imagine What I Do To The Mosquitoes by Cypress042: 12:46pm On Jan 16, 2023

Olawalelotito:

How are you bruh? Hope you good.

Crime › Re: Is This Not Wickedness by Cypress042: 12:37pm On Jan 16, 2023

Hope2014:
This person calls this boy like a thousand times in a day saying "I will kill you and you will hate yourself" then after the son calls the same boy saying "Ode". We don't know how to help this boy now. Maybe we should pray.

How are ya bruh? H.N.Y

Fashion › Re: R’bonney Gabriel Crowned Miss Universe 2022 by Cypress042: 10:02pm On Jan 15, 2023

jeromestarks:
Even if she's Miss Cosmos, she has failed as a woman If she's not married to the man who disvirgined her.

No glory on earth can match the glory God gave her (Virginity). Once that is lost, all is lost. Only empty case in bright colors.

Don't give your best (commitment and love) to a woman who gave her best (virginity) to another man. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman and marry. Virgins are rear. They are rear gems. They are the true Miss Universe. Only a virgin woman deserves your love and devotion.

Louder

Romance › Re: Why Was I Born Cursed by Cypress042: 3:36pm On Jan 14, 2023

Ilamina:
We are all going to heaven

Nairaland General › Re: What It’s The One Thing That You Still Don’t Know How To Do After So Many Trials by Cypress042: 11:35am On Jan 14, 2023

Taking dry gin under scorching sun without squeezing my face

Damn, It's too difficult.

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Romance › Re: I Accused My Gal Friend Wrongly by Cypress042: 8:17am On Jan 14, 2023

Romance › Re: This Is The Reason For Everything You Do by Cypress042: 8:10am On Jan 14, 2023

fman:
why are you so obsessed with these words: ex, virgin, fvck?

Don't worry man you will understand him better when you grow up cheesy

There's sense in every nonsense.

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Romance › Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry Let's Make Babies by Cypress042: 8:02am On Jan 14, 2023

Comedians full nairaland cheesy

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Family › Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Cypress042: 3:38pm On Jan 13, 2023

arantess:
There's no " redder" flag than that

Op is just ignorant and it going to put him in big mess.

Romance › Re: Where these white People Laughing At Me by Cypress042: 12:46pm On Jan 13, 2023

Nicepoker:
Op there is a difference between WHERE AND WERE.

Even madmen don't wave at everyone they see on the road, learn to ignore somethings undecided

Romance › Re: No Amount Is Too Big To Be Spent On A Woman by Cypress042: 6:03pm On Jan 12, 2023

The truth is, you won't know a girl has nothing to offer, untill you approach her

Even a fool is considered wise when the mouth is closed undecided

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Family › Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by Cypress042: 5:44pm On Jan 12, 2023

Fiancee that doesn't respect the fiance parents

Is that one a fiancee sad

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Crime › Re: "New Generational" Aye Cult Member Addresses His Colleagues In A Viral Video by Cypress042: 12:33pm On Jan 12, 2023

Rik500k:
Didn't you see axe, cutlas and other dangerous symbols in their logo, before them initiate you, na those kind things dem dey use help society ?

The apparatus you mentioned are farm tools, it's not a bad idea if majority of them go into farming.

Romance › Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Cypress042: 11:03pm On Jan 11, 2023

ntipro:
hi

Guy man is just catching cruise.

If he is serious, he will upload pics so that people can at least ascertain the nature of im nyamanyama

Romance › Re: I’m Confused by Cypress042: 1:41pm On Jan 11, 2023*

Mattias08:
I lost her contact for about 2years brr

Had it been you bleeped her before traveling to ibadan, you wouldn't have waste your time asking her out again

Okafor's law would have been next.

Romance › Re: I’m Confused by Cypress042: 1:35pm On Jan 11, 2023*

Nairaland General › Re: Password Guessing Attack: Don't Reuse Your Nairaland Password by Cypress042: 1:28pm On Jan 11, 2023

Seun:
It was a temporary measure to stop profiles from being mutilated. We will undo it shortly.

Oil dey your head undecided

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Romance › Re: My Experience Toasting A Girl Today !! by Cypress042: 12:21pm On Jan 10, 2023

stuffs2002:
Yes. That is how they behave..

You are even lucky sef.

The first girl I toasted when I was fresh out of secondary school looked at me and bursted out laughing.

Romance › Re: My Experience Toasting A Girl Today !! by Cypress042: 11:59am On Jan 10, 2023

Treasuredgift:
Nwoke je chu ba ego.

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Business › Re: Woman Creates A Scene In A Bank After N600k In Her Account Disappeared (Video) by Cypress042: 10:06am On Jan 10, 2023

lexxwiz:
Save money for house, all the buglers go come carry am.. save for crypto, dip go carry am go… save for bank, money go disappear… wahala no Dey finish

Since arsenal start to top premier league.

Business › Re: Woman Creates A Scene In A Bank After N600k In Her Account Disappeared (Video) by Cypress042: 9:59am On Jan 10, 2023

thesicilian:
Ordinary 6k self I'll create a scene bigger than that

I had to close down my bank account last year december because my last 1k was deducted for no reason, it's well with her sad

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Properties › Re: What's The Price Of Cement In Your State Now? by Cypress042: 9:32am On Jan 10, 2023

MightyHand:
#4600 - #4800. In Akungba Akoko, Ondo state

I thought all cements are the same in quality, why are their prices different.

Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Bans Couples From Having Sex During Fasting by Cypress042: 6:04pm On Jan 09, 2023

I've always known Ibiyeomie to be a very smart man, he banned only couples

So we the young guys are free to patronize olosho, dey play! sad

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Family › Re: Do You Have A Picture With You Dad? by Cypress042: 5:52pm On Jan 09, 2023

Mindlog:
You can "walk out of the life" of the mother of your child, but your child?.....There is no story that can rationalize non contact or non provision for your child.....I guess such men are #teammychildwilllookforme.

You can open a new thread and mention me, we're deviating.

Business › Re: Do You Think People That Bet For A Living Or Most Of Their Income Is Responsible by Cypress042: 5:19pm On Jan 09, 2023

If betting is a responsible act, your conscience wouldn't have pushed you to open a thread because of it undecided

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Family › Re: Do You Have A Picture With You Dad? by Cypress042: 5:11pm On Jan 09, 2023

InfernoNig:
Niggawalked out when I was 4.

It's a very simple thing to say, but have you ever wondered why the nigga walked out? don't draw to conclusion base on what your mum told you man sad

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Education › Re: What's Your Worst Travel Experience? by Cypress042: 4:43pm On Jan 09, 2023*

I was traveling from port harcourt to owerri, normally as a sharp guy i don't go close to motor parks, so i waited by the road for one chance bus. The one available was remaining one person in the front seat, i entered and sit close to the driver and was wondering why the guy sitting there came out to allow me enter first, i started feeling uncomfortable because i was sitting on half seat half iron but i kept quiet, as the travel progresses the iron became very hot and there nothing i can do again, to cut the long story short i asked the driver for rags which didn't solve the problem.

Moral: If you want to enter bus and someone come out and ask you to enter first don't agree, it's a trap sad

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