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Romance › Re: Would U Bleep A Nigga That Spend Like 5 Minutes In Bed? by Cypress042:
fadal:
THIS IS FOR U LADIES
Bleeping is not food man. if it's just 2minutes do your best, stand up and leave the rest to God who created it.

Life has know duplicate bruh cool
Celebrities › Re: Kizz Daniel Returns To Smoking Three Months After Quitting Publicly (Video) by Cypress042:
There's nothing no one can tell again.

Something must be wrong somewhere, the problem here is i don't know if kizz daniel has village people.

Then if he has, forgerrit cheesy
Romance › Re: I'm Getting Too Attached To My Girlfriend I'm Scared I Might Get Hurt by Cypress042:
I can't believe this cheesy

So a pharoah is trying to let you go and you're still dragging the pharoah back, Imagine.

Long distance relationship is a scam bruh.

Breakup with her today and save yourself from unneccessary billings
sad
Food › Re: I Made Vegetable Soup (efo Riro) by Cypress042: 5:52pm On Aug 13, 2022
shocked

Your source of income should be questioned.

Like seriously you shouldn't be eating this type of food in this harsh economy sad
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Must Rest Now ( Graphic Picture) by Cypress042: 8:55am On Aug 13, 2022
It shall never be well with anyone pushing this old man to his early grave sad
Romance › Re: Is Marriage Misery For Men?(photo Attached) by Cypress042: 7:42pm On Aug 12, 2022
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Politics › Re: Femi Kuti: I Didn’t Say ‘Obidients’ Are Zombies by Cypress042:
sad
Politics › Re: Presidential Primary: I Didn’t Drag Atiku, PDP, Tambuwal To Court – Wike by Cypress042: 6:14pm On Aug 12, 2022
Wike lacks intergrity.
Christianity Etc › Re: Traditional Rulers Danced And Worshipped God At The On Going RCCG Convention. by Cypress042: 5:56pm On Aug 12, 2022
Denounce their gods?

Who did this to Us sad
Politics › Re: How I Suffered In The Hands Of Peter Obi by Cypress042: 5:46pm On Aug 12, 2022
Blessed are the Obidient for they shall find peace and become yusful in life cool
Romance › Re: 30 Days No-womanizing Countdown. by Cypress042: 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2022
You can do it man, those creatures are nothing sad
Romance › Re: A Word Of Advise For All Men. by Cypress042: 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2022
If you're a Nigerian man and you aren't financially okay avoid multiple relationship with woman.

They would drill and make you to die before your time cool
Politics › Re: Don’t Call My Name If You Lose This Election - Wike Tells Atiku by Cypress042: 4:46pm On Aug 12, 2022
I pity Atiku.

When a tout wants to deal with you, even an insuit will sound like a joke to you cool
Politics › Re: Tinubu Drops A Banger Praise Nigerian Youths On The International Youth Day Vid by Cypress042: 4:29pm On Aug 12, 2022
Caring of a broke man is a disturbance to woman.

Mr. Tinubu stop beating around the bush and smiling.

Stop commending them sir, There's nothing funny about your presidential ambition.

We need a working country sad
Politics › Re: Emeka Asked Me; What's The Meaning Of Obidient by Cypress042: 4:24pm On Aug 12, 2022
A fat and chronic urchin sighted.

Unneccesary thread detected, keep on crying man cheesy
Politics › Re: I Need Advice On What To Do Please!!! by Cypress042:
You can't kill two birds with one stone.

If the factory work you're doing is too stressful and a disturbance to your studies then quit and look for a less stressful job that would give you enough time to study smiley
Family › Re: Friday Fried Rice And Peppered Chicken With Step By Step Pics by Cypress042: 4:07pm On Aug 12, 2022
It Seems your cooking gas finished and you switched to stove.

Today's food isn't appealing at all undecided
Romance › Re: Am In Tires by Cypress042: 3:59pm On Aug 12, 2022
smiley

Atleast you're free from unneccesary provocation and urgent 2k related problems.

Anyways, I see your account balance returning back to it's normal shape be happy man cool
Celebrities › Re: How Olamide Signed Me To His Record Label – Asake by Cypress042: 3:58pm On Aug 12, 2022
Never give up on your dream, man's making it big now smiley
Politics › Re: Femi Kuti Will Be Treated The Way Sam Omatseye Was Treated By IPOB - Reno Omokri by Cypress042: 11:21am On Aug 12, 2022
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Politics › Re: Video Of What The Crowd Did To Peter Obi As He Was Leaving The ICC Abuja by Cypress042: 11:17am On Aug 12, 2022
It's a good one

Which type of camera is this undecided
Politics › Re: Today Is International Youth Day by Cypress042:
Which youths are we celebrating?

The angry ones, unemployed or the ones at home because of ASUU strike.

Go get a seat man, it's not funny sad
Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Dressed In Military Uniform Abduct People In Ohuhu Umuahia North by Cypress042: 9:44pm On Aug 11, 2022
Ikamandoncome:
Hmm Biafra some people crave for so much.
Total rubbish sad
Crime › Re: I Gave Someone Egg In My Dream. by Cypress042:
I don't know if you're married op.

But If your answer is no.

Then be careful with any relationship you're going into, my brother wisdom o wisdom cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Please How Do You Interpret This Dream by Cypress042: 9:03pm On Aug 11, 2022
Note: I'm not joseph the dream interpreter.

We all know what cats represent in african Nigeria to be precise, so all i have to say to you is beware of the friends you keep.

And the ones you're about to keep cool
Health › Re: My Experience As A Guy In Gynecology Clinic by Cypress042:
JackDaAlienz:
Every vagina is different
One of the girls that came to check vagina
Her own was just perfect
pink and soft with some wetness

Thank God say the labcoat was big enough to hide my erections.
I'm seriously considering studying gynecology. Its a beautiful proffesion
Don't chose a wrong proffession because of ordinary Vagina.

Think about it when you're less busy sad
Politics › Re: Peter Obi The Uncommon Politician by Cypress042: 12:42pm On Aug 11, 2022
AlafinofEnugu:
It peter obi spotted in Anambra cheesy
Man is Soo humble cheesy
You're just an urchin with small balls, any human being in your shoes will also sheard tears like you're doing now continue man cheesy
Politics › Re: Peter Obi The Uncommon Politician by Cypress042: 12:32pm On Aug 11, 2022
What's actually funny here?

Can tinubu stand alone like that without people guarding him from falling down?

Some threads aren't neccessary sad
Romance › Re: Girls That Date Cute Guys, How Do You Cope?. by Cypress042: 3:32pm On Aug 10, 2022
Kimiso:
The solutions is stop going after cute guy
Nonsense comment.
Politics › Re: Arrest Of The Masterminds Of Owo Massacres, The Army Lied(photos) by Cypress042: 1:02pm On Aug 10, 2022
Whenever you see people asking for picture evidence, know there's reason for that.
Romance › Re: Is Carbohydrates Truly An Energy Giving Food? Then Why Am I Weak This Morning? by Cypress042:
It shall never be well with buhari cry
Romance › Re: Only a Foolish Man Will Always Accept Marriage. by Cypress042:
SteadyGrinding:
My chief. She manipulated me to the extend she put me under her. My business crashed since I met her. Things were not going fine again. I started having issues. She want to be feeding me and fucking around. She want to be the head of the family like taking my place as a man
You really went through alot man, we are happy you're back to your senses cool

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