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Jokes EtcTire Of Motivational Quotes? Check In. by Cypress042(op):
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TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Housemate, Eloswg Wears "Be Obedient And Useful" Dress In The House by Cypress042: 9:47pm On Jul 28, 2022
manutdrichie:
Na housemate wey support Obi we go vote for
grin grin

Urchins stay away grin
cheesy
RomanceRe: There's Fire On The Mountain by Cypress042: 12:44pm On Jul 28, 2022
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HealthRe: What Disease Could This Be? by Cypress042:
Kollins11:
When we say use double condom when fvcking a useless Nigerian girl, you people will think we're joking here. Now you don go carry disease wey big pass you. That's what you get when you don't listen to your elders.

R.I.P in advance dude.

Help us tell Buhari that his imposter is fvcking Aisha badly with his long preeq.

Help us say hello to Da'grin and Michael Jackson, tell them we Love them and we still vibe to their songs.
Insanity
Nairaland GeneralRe: Baby Snake Found Inside A Chair At A Relaxation Center by Cypress042: 11:47am On Jul 28, 2022
Offpoint1:
If this made FrontPage I'll give nairalanders my entire life savings, deactivate my nairaland account and relocate to my village
Start relocating Sharparly grin
TravelRe: Nairalander Lands At Charles D'Gaul Int'l Airport Paris: Pictures & Video by Cypress042:
It looks awesome man, travel is life. More pictures cool
Christianity EtcRe: Share Mysterious Things You've Heard Or Seen. by Cypress042: 8:10pm On Jul 27, 2022
cheesy
PoliticsRe: Terrorist Threats To Kidnap Buhari Laughable, Says FG by Cypress042: 8:06pm On Jul 27, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: May Edochie Storms IG With Adorable Photos Of Herself And Her Beautiful Daughter by Cypress042:
All these new school makeup artists are very cruel and wicked cheesy

Someone should help me tell those woman to visit a washroom, their face look totally embammed, mhen! a common man is confuse cool
CrimeRe: Missing Person!!! Please Help by Cypress042: 5:21pm On Jul 27, 2022
sad
CelebritiesRe: You Want To Have Three Girlfriends?”-allysyn Replies Hermes Over Attraction by Cypress042: 4:43pm On Jul 27, 2022
Hard Drugs have dealt with this dude embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: See by Cypress042: 4:40pm On Jul 27, 2022
Is that Mr. Tinubu ? cool
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by Cypress042: 4:37pm On Jul 27, 2022
AbuAeesha:
dude! this guy is a riff-raff
Take it easy cool
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by Cypress042: 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2022
kalvoken:
The difference is that the white bearded one is on the run, and always cry wolf when he's confronted. While the uneducated dirty one, with Yello hairs is more man.
You nailed it man cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Man Shows The Condition Of Psquare Family House by Cypress042: 4:25pm On Jul 27, 2022
What was the unidentified man expecting to see before, do you expect a deserted compound to look like a paradize ?

Some human being are full born hypocrite, kindly say you are interested to live in the compound than doing it the other way round embarassed
PoliticsRe: Biafra Can Fight The FG And Defeat Them - Simon Ekpa by Cypress042: 2:35pm On Jul 27, 2022
A...B...
RomanceRe: Apart From Your Phone, What Else Gives You Joy by Cypress042: 1:07pm On Jul 27, 2022
Savagr:
what if the ajala decides to go for a third term
Or Nigeria gets a much bigger failure as president
Third term is impossible cheesy

Don't repeat that again is an expensive joke grin
RomanceRe: Apart From Your Phone, What Else Gives You Joy by Cypress042:
The thought Mr. buhari is leaving office in 2023 is an enough reason to be happy.

When i'm not thinking about that, i sleep and have my peace cool
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Known Criminal. by Cypress042: 12:49pm On Jul 27, 2022
yyba:
Hunger is real ooo
An urchin sighted cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Is A Known Criminal. by Cypress042: 12:46pm On Jul 27, 2022
cheesy gringrin
RomanceRe: Thomas Sankara: If I Don't Find A Man Like This, I'm Not Getting Married (Photo) by Cypress042: 12:42pm On Jul 27, 2022
Aurielfinizu:
The onye ocha looking at him like he is among the bokoharam sponsor
sofria fantasies are wierld, there's no different between him (shankara) and boko harram as you said.
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Youngest Female Black American Pilot From Anambra State by Cypress042: 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2022
Pretty girl, keep on making your family and Nigeria as a whole proud.

Nothing is impossible in life, is just a matter of time cool
PoliticsRe: Don’t Be Deceived By Peter Obi’s Popularity On Social Media – Pastor Giwa by Cypress042: 12:11pm On Jul 27, 2022
SleekyP:
#Truetalk
Vote Tinubu 2023 cool
suffer no dey tire you ?
CelebritiesRe: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by Cypress042:
I don't see any difference between Portable and Reno Omokri.

They say whatever comes to their mind without having a rethink sad
RomanceRe: Reasons I Will Never Think Of Marrying by Cypress042: 11:17am On Jul 27, 2022
Nairaland lowkey portable embarassed
PoliticsRe: 2023: 'I Am Coming With Healing' - Isaac Idahosa, Kwakwanso's Running Mate by Cypress042: 10:41am On Jul 27, 2022
Billygee2u:
He's talking of his arrangee fake healing miracles
gringrin
RomanceRe: What's The Difference Between Morning And Good Morning? by Cypress042:
This is the reason why i so much love igbo people. They don't have time for your long greeting.

How they greet each other would amaze you believe me, they make it very short and snappy.

Emeka: Money
Nneka Replies: Money

They both go their separate ways, isn't that cool cool
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Meeting In Gombe State (photos) by Cypress042:
Yusful Men with huge balls and high intelligence seating obidiently for the betterment of our dear nation.

kudos from here cool
PoliticsRe: 2023: 'I Am Coming With Healing' - Isaac Idahosa, Kwakwanso's Running Mate by Cypress042: 9:45am On Jul 27, 2022
Totilopussylick:
Tinubu doesn't need healing.


He needs to go to rehab tongue tongue tongue
With a strong monday hammer also, to help straigten the bent waist cool
PoliticsRe: 2023: 'I Am Coming With Healing' - Isaac Idahosa, Kwakwanso's Running Mate by Cypress042: 9:30am On Jul 27, 2022
Healing or signs and wonders who really cares.

Senior man say that to your church members, Nigerians are not that gullible anymore.

Which type of healing Nigerians haven't seen in this Buhari regime ? talk another thing uncle undecided

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