₦airaland Forum

Gandollar:
Awww.. Nwanne you can say that again!

Cypress042 see our Coal city

I Sight you from here, it looks nice

JBoss25:
They should cancel epl too right

EPL isn't agent of distraction, know this and know peace

Allisgud:
true na,dey should postpone it abeg,wetin concern who never chop with this rubbish so called bbn

Where would you even see money for subscription? My eyes just dey red

Well prepared Jollof Rice

I'm still making research why jollof rice served at burials always turn to akamu the next day, is very annoying

In this our generation minding your business saves one from unneccesary problems.

Who am i to condemn the children, when their parent is somewhere there smiling foolishly at what they are doing.

I have my own kids to train anyways, that's their wahala

How you people kill these innocent creatures sometimes is pathetic, why not capture the snakes and take them to forest where they belong?

Lalasticlala are these ones due for barbecue or pepper soup

Ologbo147:
she did not request for too much na haba

To me is too much

Only if these old men would understand that sane Nigerians no longer take them serious again, they will step down for Peter Obi quitely

The question here is where do you see the noodles again

When the gods want to kill a man, they first cover his ears with a thick cotton bud and fill his brain with extra ordinary stones.

He must be regretting his actions now, that's what you stand to gain when you refuse to think proper as a human being

Gbeng30:
it wasn't bad and terrible like this before evil party called apc rise to power..

May God help this country

Is all we pray for man

clericuzzio:
One telling me she wants to make her hair, I said that's nice. She should go do it..Next thing is I don't have enough money. Wetin her papa and mama dey for Abeg?

Me just tell her I will speak with her at night.
Wether she do or not no be my concern

Brother man

Rickmann:
Where you dey my bro?
I wan buy you drink

I'm already seated bro, order drink am with you

emmnprince:
One "Unbothered maama" as she fondly called herself won't let someone rest with unfunny things: The last out of the many is "Do me breakfast money na"

Lol, that's another deadly tactics they use.

I won't say is foolish, because is their culture.

But some countries have time for irrational things sha

FalseProphet1:
Please can I ask you for a favour.

One girl used that line on me this morning, I immediately told her that if it's money related she shouldn't bother. She replied by telling me that I'm childish. I told her to allow me to remain childish in peace instead of sharing favour up and down when my name isn't favour.

Brother man, is good to remain childish with your money intact no jokes

vybzkartel:
Cant believe it
My father in law attempted to rapee my fiancee
Earlier he attempted to rapee me when I was bathing

Please advise

Take your confusion else where, have read what you wrote thrice and i've not understand anything

Blackfire:
Where is Ekittti?

A state in Nigeria

Nice to know

The person your dating have probably given you a hot breakfast

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Apc is gradually sinking into the sand, what a good news

Vinnie2000:
Lols, the Girl in question is about 16years old oo.

Still a young adult

Future impossible tense.

Even for just two days he has automatically because lazy and good for nothing man, before a week he would become a well known little puppy Dog

My neighbour is a victim, forgerrit

Vinnie2000:
*A Plumber while repairing kitchen sink stole meats from the clients pot.
He later claimed that the pot cover fell and as he wanted to pick it, some Stew somehow entered his mouth.

*One Senior Brother lured his neighbour's daughter to fvck in bathroom.
When caught, Baba claimed 'He was bathing her'.
With Strong erected Preek.

WHAT'S THE SILLIEST OR FUNNIEST EXCUSE YOU HAVE HEARD FROM AN OFFENDER?

Lalasticlala
Mynd44.

That number two is a clean fact. When a matured man that isn't having erectile dysfunction is bathing a young adult, he would definitely get an erection

mywells:
Exactly what came to my mind immediately I read the head line.

He's not the first first victim of such, is just a pity.

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Funny Individuals

Saying unfunny things like

= I'm not feeling fine.
= I've not eaten since i was born.

To Round it up, i need urgent 2k is a very annoying word mhen i hate it

No one detest BBnaija.

Only the fact that sane Nigerians suggested that it should be postponded till next year so that the Insane ones would be able to focus on 2023 Presidential election, Very simple

Channah1:
Lol... You too? .

Seriously my bruv, we are just laughing but the thing is biting really hard on everyone.

Sometimes you'll nearly go back home with your money when you see the way things are small and expensive in the market.

I'm not joking, I eat only once a day and if I want to try myself and do twice, my purse will just become light and I hate visiting the POS every week but you must. No how.

May God help us o.

Eating once a day has become my daily routine and it isn't funny in any way

Nigeria was once a peaceful country