Nairaland General › Re: . by Cypress042: 9:37pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Then tell them you're not hungry, no one would force the food into you mouth, i know they would feel bad though.
Secondly, Go straight to the point and tell them why you came.
Then, lastly go back to your house to avoid some unneccesary questions. |
Crime › Re: Body Of Missing Nigerian Man Found In Canadian River (pics) by Cypress042: 9:32pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
He jumped inside the river and .... This story no clear na.
It must be a planned deal. |
Crime › Re: Body Of Missing Nigerian Man Found In Canadian River (pics) by Cypress042: 9:29pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Stargangz: the goddess of that river is very heartless, why take a blackman?  Are you okay? |
Nairaland General › Re: What’s The Name Of This Snake by Cypress042: 9:22pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
eni070: I killed this snake in my compound yesterday. Please can someone tell me the name? The name is not neccessary here, see you in front page later. Lala how far  is the niggar big enough? Should we do the needful?  |
Nairaland General › Re: What’s The Name Of This Snake by Cypress042: 9:16pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Looks like puff adder though |
Family › Re: The Useless Government Is Killing Me by Cypress042: 9:09pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Shh, your problem is still an apprentice to mine. Na person wey wear shoe no where e dey pain. So chill and pray to your God for a better tommorrow. Do you know you're better than those mocking you? Now you know  |
Science/Technology › Re: Po River, The Longest River In Italy,dries Up (Pix) by Cypress042: 9:00pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Righteousness2: All around the world, we are seeing Severe shortages of Food, gas, goods and services,etc We are witnessing unprecedented Heat, Fire, rainfall, earthquakes, Drought, Dryness, Pestilences, Famines, volcanoes? Tornadoes and much more.
GOD ALMIGHTY in HIS infinite Grace and Mercies in these last seconds of the Last days is trying to shake the world out of complacency.
The 7 yrs tribulation is fast approaching and it's events are casting its shadows on us. Following the Imminent Rapture of true believers to Heaven, the Undiluted and Unadulterated wrath of GOD will be poured out on an Unrepentant and rebellious world.
Folks, it is time to get serious with GOD. It is time to Embrace JESUS Christ with all our Hearts and mind as our Lord and Saviour. What will be here after the rapture is better not imagined. There is no more time! JESUS is at Door. I prostrate for you sir, is not easy  |
Politics › Re: Military Burnt Nko, Yakurr, Cross River State After Youths Killed A Soldier by Cypress042: 8:51pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Vincyman: The only thing I like in military is there ak47. So Sorry, Nigeria has failed again Common sense is common, how old are you? |
Pets › Re: Top 10 Most Annoying Animals In The World List (with Pictures) by Cypress042: 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2022*. Modified: 8:27pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
This list won't be complete without lala's favourite  |
Crime › Re: This Girl Is Temting Me (should I Sleep With Her)? by Cypress042: 6:29pm On Jun 29, 2022*. Modified: 5:50pm On Jun 30, 2022 |
A real niggars reputation is about to be shattered into pieces  Flee from her now. i didn't say run man, i mean flee from the teenage devil now or bear the consequences later. Doubt me and see yourself in front page one day. No jokes  |
Politics › Re: What Is Wrong With BUYPOWER? by Cypress042: 6:22pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Nigerians  |
Crime › Re: Troops Eliminate Notorious Bandits And Kidnappers, Arrest 10 Armed Robbers by Cypress042: 6:13pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
The leaders of tomorrow are now shirtless and fully Ready for jail, is God not wonderful  I pity their parents though  |
Politics › Re: ‘South Lo Kan’, Fayose Hints On Dumping PDP Ahead Of 2023 Elections by Cypress042: 5:48pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Nigerian politicians are just confused frogs, jumping from pillar to post, from nasarawa to jos. All they know is jumping confuse set of people  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Cypress042: 5:46pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Cypress042: 5:37pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Snitch24: Well I wouldn't blame him The concept of religion is base on fraud and mental slavery (I'm opened to be corrected) I believe we all have no idea about God and the reason for our existence It is said that God is not in peace with the devil Like how many devil do we have for real Of what purpose is all the other planet is to our existence Do we really need to cry,scream on top of our voices, go sobber, or talk to someone we perceive as a spiritual leader before we have access to some certain blessings from God who knows our needs and wants There's a lot of contradictions I would love to share Is your thought though, every human is entitled to their own opinion and believe. I don't want to push further on this  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Cypress042: 4:38pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
Rickylambert: But his position here is obviously personal Maybe  |
Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by Cypress042: 11:38am On Jun 29, 2022 |
Ihatebuhariwith: ABI just just like comparing Yankee babe with ABA babe. O wrong now  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Mbaka: I Will Not Worship At Catholic Church Again - Nigerian Man by Cypress042: 6:52am On Jun 29, 2022 |
mkpurumma090: At least his ranting has passed Nairaland Forum Another chronic supporter spotted from afar  |
Politics › Re: Fashola Claim Peter Obi Is Responsible For Poor Electricity in Nigeria by Cypress042: 6:48am On Jun 29, 2022 |
Masterito: Your mentality is one of the problem of Africans. Peter Obi could just be the solution Nigeria is seeking. Heaven help those who help themselves. It is only a president elected by the people (not vote buying)can be held accountable by the people. Hungry man, better go find food chop  |
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Sunspot Has Doubled In Size And Is Pointed Right At Earth ( Pic, Video) by Cypress042: 6:47am On Jun 29, 2022 |
DonroxyII: Aswear Paying Attention to Solar Systems on YouTube just to understand our Existences really fvcked with Me: I learnt alot sotey I forget about My Own Communities:
Now, I just wanna enjoy Myself not thinking about Asteroids, Comets, Solar Burst, Aurora, Interstellar, Voyagers and ISS ....
I still love Astrophysics anyway: You know the vibes man, same Here  |
Politics › Re: Fashola Claim Peter Obi Is Responsible For Poor Electricity in Nigeria by Cypress042: 6:44am On Jun 29, 2022 |
TinubuDeDrugLor: Is peter obi the minister for power/energy?
You're more clueless than Tinubu. Mr man did you read the headline of the news you commented on? If common sense is not common, then what again would be common in life? Get sense  |
Food › Re: The 200 Naira Suya Meat I Bought today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by Cypress042: 9:12pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Mariangeles: Men can eat anything without asking any question.  Must you relate men to every of your predigament  |
Family › Re: What Was Your First Apartment As A New Couple. by Cypress042: 8:55pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Textra: Glory to God.... House rent keep on increasing in geometric sequence while Finances are moving in a linear sequence. Absolutely true, But with God we'd push through all that  |
Politics › Re: Fashola Claim Peter Obi Is Responsible For Poor Electricity in Nigeria by Cypress042: 8:53pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Only Gahd knows the solution to Nigeria electricity problem.
Peter Obi is clueless about it  |
Celebrities › Re: The BET Awards May Have Now Become Nonexistent To Wizkid After Latest Boycott by Cypress042: 8:48pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
All this long writeup just for 2022 BET Award  Wahala |
Family › Re: What Was Your First Apartment As A New Couple. by Cypress042: 8:39pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
One room, Safe contain. Anyways, I thank God for where i am today  |
Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by Cypress042: 8:28pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Ilamina: Nigerian lizards
Just look like suffer head These guys are hustlers, hustling for their daily bread 24/7. Na you know wetin you dey talk, E no concern them for one day  |
Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by Cypress042: 8:21pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Ilamina: Even their iguana, looks so sexy So human beings ain't sexy enough to you again? Na iguana you wan dey dread now ? continue the good works we got your back  |
Romance › Re: Why Do I Attract Only Fair Girls. by Cypress042: 8:16pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
JackDaAlienz: I dont want to believe this but this will make it 12 years since i last dated a black skin girl. Im dark and tall and not fat. I have beards But i struggle to attract or sleep with dark girls.
I have bleeped all types of girls with fair complexion. To the point it bores me You wont beleive this I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH A DARK SKIN GIRL SINCE 2009.. its crazy All my teenage and youth na only fair girls that love me and find me sexy.
I really want to taste black skin girl. Not ashawo as in normal dark skin girl to fall in love with me Proper Drilling is the only end solution to your dear problem  |
Politics › Re: Breaking: An Ancient Solution To Solve Kanu's Travails. by Cypress042: 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Why Are Tribes In Nigeria Scared To Have Their Own Small Country ~pictures by Cypress042: 8:09pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
vasel15: Talk, nobody will beat you Funny though, have actually forgotten what i wanted say. Good night man  |
Romance › Re: Do You Know About The Ebira Ladies? by Cypress042: 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Pearlman: Yes yes they are very very beautiful! They are also very loving and romantic. But they are so so jealous and can be fatally jealous. Ebira girls can fight for their love unto death!!
If you can't be faithful, stay away from them!! For real  To be frank the way you discribed them here, would get someone asking if ebira girls are part of the Nigerian girls all we know  To be honest Is just funny man  |