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Nairaland GeneralRe: . by Cypress042: 9:37pm On Jun 29, 2022
Then tell them you're not hungry, no one would force the food into you mouth, i know they would feel bad though.

Secondly, Go straight to the point and tell them why you came.

Then, lastly go back to your house to avoid some unneccesary questions.
CrimeRe: Body Of Missing Nigerian Man Found In Canadian River (pics) by Cypress042: 9:32pm On Jun 29, 2022
He jumped inside the river and .... This story no clear na.

It must be a planned deal.
CrimeRe: Body Of Missing Nigerian Man Found In Canadian River (pics) by Cypress042: 9:29pm On Jun 29, 2022
Stargangz:
the goddess of that river is very heartless, why take a blackman? undecided
Are you okay?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What’s The Name Of This Snake by Cypress042: 9:22pm On Jun 29, 2022
eni070:
I killed this snake in my compound yesterday. Please can someone tell me the name?
The name is not neccessary here, see you in front page later.

Lala how far cool is the niggar big enough?

Should we do the needful? sad grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What’s The Name Of This Snake by Cypress042: 9:16pm On Jun 29, 2022
Looks like puff adder though
FamilyRe: The Useless Government Is Killing Me by Cypress042: 9:09pm On Jun 29, 2022
Shh, your problem is still an apprentice to mine. Na person wey wear shoe no where e dey pain.

So chill and pray to your God for a better tommorrow. Do you know you're better than those mocking you? Now you know grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Po River, The Longest River In Italy,dries Up (Pix) by Cypress042: 9:00pm On Jun 29, 2022
Righteousness2:
All around the world, we are seeing Severe shortages of Food, gas, goods and services,etc
We are witnessing unprecedented Heat, Fire, rainfall, earthquakes, Drought, Dryness, Pestilences, Famines, volcanoes? Tornadoes and much more.

GOD ALMIGHTY in HIS infinite Grace and Mercies in these last seconds of the Last days is trying to shake the world out of complacency.

The 7 yrs tribulation is fast approaching and it's events are casting its shadows on us.
Following the Imminent Rapture of true believers to Heaven, the Undiluted and Unadulterated wrath of GOD will be poured out on an Unrepentant and rebellious world.

Folks, it is time to get serious with GOD. It is time to Embrace JESUS Christ with all our Hearts and mind as our Lord and Saviour.
What will be here after the rapture is better not imagined.
There is no more time! JESUS is at Door.
I prostrate for you sir, is not easy grin
PoliticsRe: Military Burnt Nko, Yakurr, Cross River State After Youths Killed A Soldier by Cypress042: 8:51pm On Jun 29, 2022
Vincyman:
The only thing I like in military is there ak47.
So Sorry, Nigeria has failed again
Common sense is common, how old are you?
PetsRe: Top 10 Most Annoying Animals In The World List (with Pictures) by Cypress042:
This list won't be complete without lala's favourite cool
CrimeRe: This Girl Is Temting Me (should I Sleep With Her)? by Cypress042:
A real niggars reputation is about to be shattered into pieces sad

Flee from her now. i didn't say run man, i mean flee from the teenage devil now or bear the consequences later.

Doubt me and see yourself in front page one day. No jokes grin
PoliticsRe: What Is Wrong With BUYPOWER? by Cypress042: 6:22pm On Jun 29, 2022
Nigerians grin grin
CrimeRe: Troops Eliminate Notorious Bandits And Kidnappers, Arrest 10 Armed Robbers by Cypress042: 6:13pm On Jun 29, 2022
The leaders of tomorrow are now shirtless and fully Ready for jail, is God not wonderful sad

I pity their parents though angry
PoliticsRe: ‘South Lo Kan’, Fayose Hints On Dumping PDP Ahead Of 2023 Elections by Cypress042: 5:48pm On Jun 29, 2022
Nigerian politicians are just confused frogs, jumping from pillar to post, from nasarawa to jos. All they know is jumping confuse set of people undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Cypress042: 5:46pm On Jun 29, 2022
Papichulostunne:
Bro i dey find your hand for here to shake you... Stretch am nah.. Abi u dey form for me.. grin grin
cheesy Nothing do you man, you're a real comrade grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Cypress042: 5:37pm On Jun 29, 2022
Snitch24:
Well
I wouldn't blame him
The concept of religion is base on fraud and mental slavery (I'm opened to be corrected)
I believe we all have no idea about God and the reason for our existence
It is said that God is not in peace with the devil
Like how many devil do we have for real
Of what purpose is all the other planet is to our existence
Do we really need to cry,scream on top of our voices, go sobber, or talk to someone we perceive as a spiritual leader before we have access to some certain blessings from God who knows our needs and wants
There's a lot of contradictions I would love to share
Is your thought though, every human is entitled to their own opinion and believe. I don't want to push further on this smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Become An Atheist by Cypress042: 4:38pm On Jun 29, 2022
Rickylambert:
But his position here is obviously personal
Maybe undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by Cypress042: 11:38am On Jun 29, 2022
Ihatebuhariwith:
ABI just just like comparing Yankee babe with ABA babe. O wrong now
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Mbaka: I Will Not Worship At Catholic Church Again - Nigerian Man by Cypress042: 6:52am On Jun 29, 2022
mkpurumma090:
At least his ranting has passed Nairaland Forum
Another chronic supporter spotted from afar grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola Claim Peter Obi Is Responsible For Poor Electricity in Nigeria by Cypress042: 6:48am On Jun 29, 2022
Masterito:
Your mentality is one of the problem of Africans. Peter Obi could just be the solution Nigeria is seeking. Heaven help those who help themselves. It is only a president elected by the people (not vote buying)can be held accountable by the people.
Hungry man, better go find food chop undecided
Science/TechnologyRe: Giant Sunspot Has Doubled In Size And Is Pointed Right At Earth ( Pic, Video) by Cypress042: 6:47am On Jun 29, 2022
DonroxyII:
Aswear Paying Attention to Solar Systems on YouTube just to understand our Existences really fvcked with Me: I learnt alot sotey I forget about My Own Communities:

Now, I just wanna enjoy Myself not thinking about Asteroids, Comets, Solar Burst, Aurora, Interstellar, Voyagers and ISS ....

I still love Astrophysics anyway:
You know the vibes man, same Here grin
PoliticsRe: Fashola Claim Peter Obi Is Responsible For Poor Electricity in Nigeria by Cypress042: 6:44am On Jun 29, 2022
TinubuDeDrugLor:
Is peter obi the minister for power/energy?

You're more clueless than Tinubu.
Mr man did you read the headline of the news you commented on? If common sense is not common, then what again would be common in life? Get sense grin
FoodRe: The 200 Naira Suya Meat I Bought today In Birnin Kebbi (photos) by Cypress042: 9:12pm On Jun 28, 2022
Mariangeles:
Men can eat anything without asking any question. grin
Must you relate men to every of your predigament grin
FamilyRe: What Was Your First Apartment As A New Couple. by Cypress042: 8:55pm On Jun 28, 2022
Textra:
Glory to God.... House rent keep on increasing in geometric sequence while Finances are moving in a linear sequence.
Absolutely true, But with God we'd push through all that smiley
PoliticsRe: Fashola Claim Peter Obi Is Responsible For Poor Electricity in Nigeria by Cypress042: 8:53pm On Jun 28, 2022
Only Gahd knows the solution to Nigeria electricity problem.
Peter Obi is clueless about it smiley
CelebritiesRe: The BET Awards May Have Now Become Nonexistent To Wizkid After Latest Boycott by Cypress042: 8:48pm On Jun 28, 2022
All this long writeup just for 2022 BET Award huh Wahala
FamilyRe: What Was Your First Apartment As A New Couple. by Cypress042: 8:39pm On Jun 28, 2022
One room, Safe contain.

Anyways, I thank God for where i am today smiley
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by Cypress042: 8:28pm On Jun 28, 2022
Ilamina:
Nigerian lizards

Just look like suffer head
These guys are hustlers, hustling for their daily bread 24/7.


Na you know wetin you dey talk, E no concern them for one day grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by Cypress042: 8:21pm On Jun 28, 2022
Ilamina:
Even their iguana, looks so sexy
So human beings ain't sexy enough to you again?

Na iguana you wan dey dread now ? continue the good works we got your back sad
RomanceRe: Why Do I Attract Only Fair Girls. by Cypress042: 8:16pm On Jun 28, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
I dont want to believe this but this will make it 12 years since i last dated a black skin girl.
Im dark and tall and not fat. I have beards
But i struggle to attract or sleep with dark girls.

I have bleeped all types of girls with fair complexion. To the point it bores me
You wont beleive this
I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH A DARK SKIN GIRL SINCE 2009.. its crazy
All my teenage and youth na only fair girls that love me and find me sexy.

I really want to taste black skin girl.
Not ashawo as in normal dark skin girl to fall in love with me
Proper Drilling is the only end solution to your dear problem sad
PoliticsRe: Breaking: An Ancient Solution To Solve Kanu's Travails. by Cypress042: 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2022
Faber:
grin grin
Intellectual duel
Physical duel or
Financial duel which one.

Nnamdi Kanu will run Buhari down within 2.5 seconds in a physical duel...for intellectual duel within 10 minutes Buhari will run out of ideas on why Nigeria is still one.

As for money, Buhari will win
I dread your pattern wella man, you really got me laughing like grin
PoliticsRe: Why Are Tribes In Nigeria Scared To Have Their Own Small Country ~pictures by Cypress042: 8:09pm On Jun 28, 2022
vasel15:
Talk, nobody will beat you
Funny though, have actually forgotten what i wanted say. Good night man smiley
RomanceRe: Do You Know About The Ebira Ladies? by Cypress042: 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2022
Pearlman:
Yes yes they are very very beautiful!
They are also very loving and romantic. But they are so so jealous and can be fatally jealous. Ebira girls can fight for their love unto death!!

If you can't be faithful, stay away from them!!
For real cheesy

To be frank the way you discribed them here, would get someone asking if ebira girls are part of the Nigerian girls all we know smiley

To be honest Is just funny man grin grin

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