Who does dat
Na Oliver De Coque pikin

elantraceey:
Well I don't like bad boys

If I hear!

See gobe!
If I go back house make I lost

Dat woman fit kill u

The mister incredible a.k.a Mic inspector a.k.a MC interrogator a.k.a Music innovator a.k.a Mankind illustrator a.k.a CHAIRMAN is arguably the best rapper that Africa has produced.

Without too much deserved hyping let me take you through his latest masterpiece that has kept fan patiently waiting for four long years

Here is a fast review of the master piece album ''THE CHAIRMAN''

In order to avoid having to repeat how madt the beats and production on The Chairman turned out, lemme just state here that it was one word “AMAZING”. Guy took four f***king years to brew some fine a** stinking sh*t for fans and haters… it’s possible that he still has those, yeah? And then 26 features! Pheeuuww.

The concept of this “words and opposite” thing was another level of genius. The industry has never had this and although M.I had given insight as to what to be expected on the album, we really didn’t think it this way. How can titles and contexts be similar and relative to each other but still, styled in such a manner that they can make sense on their own? Everything on The Chairman album really makes me believe that this ‘short black dude’ aspired for a post-messiah status.

1. The Beginning/Nobody: Did you have blaah-dy pessimists for mind shapers while growing up? Big dreamers who ended up as never-do-wells and went on a destiny shooting down spree? MI told this tale beautifully and in the most satirically possible way. And the message is CLEAR!

2. Monkey ft. Chigul: Humour and wits (yes, I’m talking about the DPJ diss and the nevuurrr hexperrerits) are the build up to this celebratory tune. M.I and Chigul make you jive in ‘kwenu’ or ‘wa do’ style while understanding your you-niqueness.

3. Rich ft. Koker: Sounds preachy, yes. Regardless, it makes for a classic #TurnUp jam still not loosing the consciousness of wanting to be (or stay) rich.

4. Mine ft. Wizkid: Wiz delivered his vocal lines with an eclectic nature. I’m not the only one thinking M.I and Waje had done something like this before, eh?

5. Shekpe ft. Reminisce: Ibile held it down. I was looking for M.I on the track though. No, seriously. I was. Till his verse in Yoruba and I’m like y’all better watch your backs *no names called* Olamide.

6. Bad Belle: Kussssshhh music! Baazing! And what else again? Oh yeah. Its allowed

7. Wheel Barrow ft. Emmy Ace & Beenie Man: Why wasn’t Patoranking on this track? That’s all I’m going to say. Emmy Ace was impressive though.

8. Brother ft. Nosa & Milli: The words of this well crafted motivational piece, speaks straight to the heart. Brother has soulful elements to heal. Nosa’s vocal marathons were quite the appeal.

9. The Middle ft. Olamide & I.J: More punch or is it cheesy lines? I’m not sure which exactly. But the excitement of having baddo and Mr Incredible slay a track made me overlook some excesses. Speaking of which, who’s this I.J dude? You like him too, bah?

10. Enemies ft. Patoranking: Oh, this is where he settled. I mean Patoranking. Nothing much here, just that it’s a track for everybody not enemies alone. Go figure!

11. Bullion Van ft. Phyno, Runtown & Storm Rex: Let’s call this the eastern tribute. It’s obvious what they’re known for… spending money foolishly! Ms Rex was breathing life on the track and then it had to end. Phyno, Runtown, M.I – the usual, they’re good.

12. Always Love ft. Seyi Shay: Again, Ms Shay is such a vocal sweetheart. The tune heavily dotes on that M.I and Waje feel, only that it’s better this time but still typical as 2010.

13. Millionaira Champagne ft. Ice Prince, Sarkodie & DJ Lambo: Heat. This record will light things up and burn. Prideful show off of talent too. Confam jam.

14. Yours ft. Milli & Debbie: M.I goes all Bishop Jakes on this production cut that samples futuristic sounds. This Milli kid served some madt flows and the harmonies were sick! Smooooth stuff.

15. Beg ft. Loose Kaynon & Morrell: Did Loose K just wipe down and dry chairman’s hands on his own track? No thanks to M.I’s cheesy/punch lines. Best to just leave it be.

16. Human Being ft. Tuface & Sound Sultan: First. True stuff of legends. Second. The best record on this album. Third. Message clear. Fourth. Nobody better than 2face & Sound Sultan to nail it.

17. The End/The Chairman ft. Oritse Femi, Frank Edwards & Nanya: I’m of the verge that Oritse Femi stole plenty shine on this track. Frank Edwards didn’t exactly come through with his signature pitch sounds until the end and Nanya was relegated to doing background vocals? This closer will earn M.I a couple Oprah-style hugs. “Good for you Jude, good for you!”

I find M.I’s actions in the build up to this release, quite intrepid. But errr, although M.I used his masterpiece to herald a carefully selected few with a variety of talents, the exhaustive work with 26 features puts a heavy question of his sole abilities. At best, his efforts deserve an A for audaciousness, still there was a void created of who credence should be given to especially on tracks where he got served on a platter by his supporting acts. I dare say, arguably though, that The Chairman can wrestle for the title of the industry’s biggest album in 2014, a sentimental blackmail because he is Mr Incredible and we’d waited (or he’d made us wait) four years for this. This doesn’t go without saying that it’s some fine quality stuff that can be whipped out anywhere and it’ll hold it’s own with a little prodding needed.

M.I had this whole thang totally figured out and well planned all this while. In my opinion. Having to bare all his emotional selves; bruised, happy, angry, depressed, repressed, tortured, tormented… and in their real elements but look where it’s got him standing now.


MI IS KING

Mods do the needful

fvcking ridiculous

have dated all
soo which one is left Op

DuchessLily:


Lol... Abeg no kill me with lafta

lol....abi na wich kind miss hm d tok?
na misTAKE?

daxon001:

no he's finished completely!

lwkm.....bruh! na u sabi d real word
see as u exchange am, e come worse

podosci:

Death sentence for Rape convicts
Death sentence for corruption convicts and confiscation of all properties belonging to the convicted fellow

Gbam! Well said
Nigeria will be curruption free if u are conscripted into our judiciary

Lol...all this chaff scammers
Bro get a life

Ur moniker is as fake as nicki's butt

Only by artificial insemination

podosci:
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have you been raped? when you get raped come back and tell us the punishment you feel is appropriate for the crime

Bro! Nobody prays to be raped
No be me dm go rape, I agreee wit ur punishment

podosci:


A forty very old man rapes your 4year old daughter, well its not too bad, after all politicians have been stealing from our treasury
pause and read that again....How does it sound?

Bro! I didn't mean it dat way, pls dnt misinterpret me, rape is a very big crime punishable by death

But all d same let's look at does thieves dat loot, rape nd go scort free

Lol...so na d smart phone go straf abi??

For any girl to say YES!
Ur bank account has gotta have alotta six figures

falconey:
seconded!!!!!!.....thatz what I pointed out earlier.

Yes na!
I hate rapist, but they shouldn't be condemned to such harsh penalty

The day our polithievecians wil start receivin death penalty for lootin, then rapist wil be killed too

Is rape worse than wat does old f0ols are doing

Am not in support of rape tho

Miscarriage

pacesetter939:

Is that what 'handsomeness' is to you?

How else do u define handsomeness?
GEJ is handsomeness personified

tomzman:

What's the big deal. My dad did these when we were kids.

Bros ah didn't say dads shouldn't take care of their kids o

Imagine u bathing ur 3mnths old child wen ur wife is they

I will marry her, if she didn't do it u wil remain a jobless broke a.ss n!gga without a penny to marry her afterall

She did great, inshort ah will marry her two times

Fvcking hilarious

Nawa o
Everybody wan open thread

Stewpid I'd.iot
Vote nd be executed too

He surely kept his handsomeness
World handsome president

GEJ-2019

walozanga:


Might is what u said. There is nothing bad in what he is doing as long as is his freewill

No wahala..
Small time him go bossom feed too nd u will say they is nothing wrong wit it

AlfaSeltzer:
When Buhari eventually dies as anticipated, who should fund his funeral? The federal government or APC?

Becareful wat u say, ur not a politician, forget FFK is sayin worst things today, they is notin like permanent enemy in politic, wat we have is permanent interest.

Stop wishing someone death

Our opinion wouldn't count, sayin anytin here would be political masturbation ''according to Doyin okupe''

Let's just pray dat God should choose d right leader for us, irrespective of tribe, religion nd jurisdiction

Game reserve now home of clueless terrorist
Dia ris god o

In MI's voice' kasala dn burst
Nd ur mess gone to another ones chrch

Oga ur in trouble