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Romance / Re: Ladies,can You Build Your Man With Just $5 Dollars. (picture) by cyprianlah(m): 6:19am On Mar 06, 2015
Mettal:

some of our girls,the list would not even be enough.

Lol...nor be lie
Dm go wan chop outside d list grin
Romance / Re: Important Tips For All Ladies by cyprianlah(m): 6:17am On Mar 06, 2015
If the lectures dis gehzz receive here everyday doesn't change them

Then am afraid nothing else can sad
Romance / Re: Ladies,can You Build Your Man With Just $5 Dollars. (picture) by cyprianlah(m): 6:08am On Mar 06, 2015
Some will ask for 19$ grin

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Family / Re: What A Woman Can Do (photo) by cyprianlah(m): 5:53am On Mar 06, 2015
Exponental:

wat makes him finished?
I can do same if dat will soothe my child.
No big deal here afterall it's within d house.

See d way hm back d pikin na
Na because u see am for huz o, he might be goin to d market like dat sef sad

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Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by cyprianlah(m): 5:48am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
ok lemme just pretend i understand for now. Good night smiley

Lol...I knw u do,u look smart
Goodmornin
Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by cyprianlah(m): 2:40am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
no i dont. enlighten me

Like I said, if u die they
U have failed d feminine
Romance / Re: Some TOPICS Most Of Our Nairaland Guys Don't Joke With.. by cyprianlah(m): 2:33am On Mar 06, 2015
King of counter attack kiss
Romance / Re: Reloaded: 4 Ladies Only! Guys, U Can Only Take A Peep But No Contribution by cyprianlah(m): 2:29am On Mar 06, 2015
ivyT:
*tears gala nylon nd sips kunu*

Still waiting

At dis time shocked
Abi u dey for meetin??grin
Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by cyprianlah(m): 2:21am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
angry am not wicked gringrin

Do u knw wat it means to die untop
U have failed d femininegrin
Family / Re: What A Woman Can Do (photo) by cyprianlah(m): 2:14am On Mar 06, 2015
Dat man is completely finished sad

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Romance / Re: Man Dies During Sex With Wife by cyprianlah(m): 2:08am On Mar 06, 2015
diddydiva:
Hmmm good death gringringringringringrin

Wickedgrin
Make ur bf fear u
Romance / Re: Eight Reasons Why I Should Marry A Prostitute by cyprianlah(m): 1:52am On Mar 06, 2015
Dude go to sleep sad
Romance / Re: Mature minds needed!! by cyprianlah(m): 12:06am On Mar 06, 2015
shaizegotswag:
ok thanks

Don't mention grin

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Romance / Re: Mature minds needed!! by cyprianlah(m): 11:53pm On Mar 05, 2015
shaizegotswag:
. How many times can I call her in a day? And she's already calling me too?

2time's okay, mornin nd evenin
U might call once sometimes nd send a text
Romance / Re: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by cyprianlah(m): 11:48pm On Mar 05, 2015
falconey:
"I will name names" bro na you too much pass.

Naso na, tosyn no want name names, buh ah knw broda created dis thread for d lil rascal
Romance / Re: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by cyprianlah(m): 11:45pm On Mar 05, 2015
prettythicksme:
lmao!i think so.

Lol...children! Who do we blame
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 11:41pm On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
Were you ripping a CD when you made the above comment?

Bloody dumb fvcking ass!!


Like I said' don't f.uckin mention

Atleast u nw knw wat rip means
Stewpid id.iot, wich day u go wise
Romance / Re: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by cyprianlah(m): 7:27pm On Mar 05, 2015
[quote
author=prettythicksme post=31335962]That guy is really immature yabing
people here and there,i wonder what his age is!!! undecided undecided#stupid boy
undecided[/quote]

he should be same age wit my lil nephew '5'
Romance / Re: How To Spot Immature Dudes In The Romance Section by cyprianlah(m): 6:51pm On Mar 05, 2015
Tosyn u are 2 2 much
I will name names, let dat immature blackett of a boy come nd read dis, it for him

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Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 6:36pm On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
Aww. It's ok, dumbass. Don't forget it's reap, and not rip, you cretin.

You're too fvcking old to claim you type like a teenager.


I pity u, cos I can bet my life u tot rip is only an abbreviation for R.I.P

Dumba.ss u can rip a compact disk CD (I bet u didn't even knw wat CD stands for) in ur PC eg ripping a song frm a CD to a pc

Don't mention
Its not ur fault u gat a brain of a cattle
Romance / Re: GIRLS BE LIKE.......GUYS BE LIKE...... by cyprianlah(m): 6:27pm On Mar 05, 2015
Girls be like:I never gave out my virginity willingly I was raped last year

If I hear
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 6:22pm On Mar 05, 2015
Dimples192:


I'm lazy I'll just wait for mr right cause I'm his left hand grin

Lwkm...then ur prayers have bin answered switty
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 6:18pm On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
Dumbasses have always been using shorthand as an excuse since 1 BCE.


Ooh! NAIRALAND I missed how u were sad
Wen we didn't have retards embarassed
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 6:14pm On Mar 05, 2015
Dimples192:

Build a man? So now I'm a construction worker too #$uperwoman

Hahahah grin

Not at all switty

What I meant was, stop looking for Mr.Right

Just find Mr.Left and drag the id.iot to the rightgrin
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 6:10pm On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
Lol. It's really end times, if someone with dyslexia feels for me. . .


Very funny! But I forgot to laugh

Really funny hw u type wit short hand nd some oxford dictionary thinks u have a spellling disorder

U see the truth nd ignore jst to gt likes frm em gehz
Gerra life ''woman wrapper''

Bros park well! Na today
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 5:59pm On Mar 05, 2015
Blackett:
Rip? Rip what? What are they Ripping? Or you meant R. I. P. Rest In Peace?

Ah feel bad for u son sad
Gerra cure for it embarassed

Maybe ripping a CD
Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 5:52pm On Mar 05, 2015
Dimples192:
And I bet he is an ungrateful man aft she did that.
Why must there be someone who conquers? Why not mutual respect and partnership?




Ungrateful??
Wen he flaunts her all d place?

Switty stop dis nd build a man to ur specification
Romance / Re: Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse by cyprianlah(m): 5:43pm On Mar 05, 2015
Girl;Honey buy brazilian hair for me'
Boy:have I not told u I dnt wan to hear dat name brazil ever since they defeated nigeria'' it over

Nyc one op grin

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Romance / Re: Can You Be With Your Dream Lady? Check Yourself! by cyprianlah(m): 5:35pm On Mar 05, 2015
See them concurring! Always wanna rip we're they never sow

Op mama peace was instrumental to GEJ's education, look wat he is now

Can u beat ur hand on ur chest nd say I did dis for hm?

The ansa is NO' always want all ready made, always looking for ways to extort nd magarized

And if we are smarter dan u tot, u come up here nd put dis sh.it

I piri u gehzzzzz
Romance / Re: TOP 10 Looks Men Find Extremely Appealing (photos) by cyprianlah(m): 5:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
missclassy:
This emusmith is always posting these kind of topics and always making front page with themangryangryangry


Ayam beginning to smell PANSHA grin
Romance / Re: TOP 10 Looks Men Find Extremely Appealing (photos) by cyprianlah(m): 5:22pm On Mar 05, 2015
Works for some though
If. Na me, u don kick iron grin

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