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Investment › Re: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by cyprus000: 4:24pm On Sep 04, 2015
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I am going to be sincere with you.

FiRST: you can open a classic barbing salon with that money and I assure you.
With a nice location,you will be wowed by the income.
You don't have to fear about your workers stealing from you and taking you out of business,cos with security camera installed. You can review all the day activities.
Even when NEPA take light,they will have to on Gen and this will activate the security system. Even person cough you go know, wether you dey there or not.



This has been working for me.

SECONDLY: you can get 10 cars with that money. With that you can start your own mini transport company. With time you will see heavy return and expand the business.

NOTE: this is a risky business,but don't forget that each breath you take is also a risk.
Man must take risk to survive and succceed,even dangote will confirm this law of success.

THIRDLY: you can start importation business with just 1M that will give you return of 3M within two to three months.
I can give you contact for that for free.

LASTLY: the other business require big fund,which you don't have now. When you have more capital. Contact me and I will show you men that will help you.

I no they collect dime from you.

MODIFIED

Please don't contact me for anything.

I have changed my mind.

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Education › Re: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by cyprus000: 3:44pm On Sep 04, 2015
constance500:
flying coffin grin
gringrincheesy
Romance › Re: :-* by cyprus000: 2:51pm On Sep 04, 2015
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I think you have some point brohuh.


But being faithful to a woman is not an impossible thing.
Let's say men vary in nature when it comes to being faithful to women.
Cos I don't fancy flirting atall.

That being said. Marriage is a death trap when one get married to the wrong woman.

I don't think I will marry.
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Romance › Re: Is It Bad For A Lady Who Is About Graduating Not To Have A Boyfriend ? by cyprus000: 12:11pm On Sep 04, 2015
osaslord500:
About graduating with this your English?
gringrincheesy
Career › Re: My Manager Sleeps With Our Female Colleague by cyprus000: 11:51am On Sep 04, 2015
goodgate:
Guy is her Name Shade? Works with Huawei?
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Na your chick abicheesy.

Eya sorrytongue
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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Identify A Love-Starved Guy by cyprus000: 10:58am On Sep 04, 2015
4) Through their activities on social media: Observe
their disposition on social media; they mostly
portray themselves as people who hate Nigerian
ladies with passion! To them, they see nothing
good in ladies; very quick to condemn and insult at
the slightest opportunity, using extremely
derogatory words!!! The truth is that most of them
are just hiding behind a veil, they are actually love-
starved!!! They need romance in real life; they
want an understanding loving woman by their side
. A man with a loving understanding woman does
not go about raining unwarranted insults on the
women folk on social media platforms!!!
You can express your views and thoughts without
pouring derogatory words on women!
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even tho I fall into this category. I can never hate a fellow human,not to talk of my countrymen,but that doesn't mean that one should become a zombie becs he wants to please female folks. when this same uncouth,arrogant,disrespectful and irratating girls are quick to insult males, one generation,existance and parents. especially mama/sis and you expect some1 to digest such heap of shitt,cos he wants to be seen as lovedhuh. only a dumshity woman wrapper corkweasel does that.

I give them the same dose I give men,especially the self acclaimed feminist.who are inebriated by the swamp of self deceit.(I support equality and equity. not the _fuck they pilot in the guise of equality and equity).

I want the best for my future daughter.



On the flipside: if there is anything I am more sure of in this life. Is that you can never test the kind of love I try to run away from.
So save us the crap about love.

I respect women,but my respect is given to those who deserve it.

on this forum. I respect only one female.

I don't fvvckin care about what nairaland female folks thinks.
I will retire on the day those girls change.
Infact,I want them to hate.

*spits*
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgently Need A Place To Squat by cyprus000: 1:03am On Sep 04, 2015
makavele:
upload your profile pics, lets see what u look like
[size=13pt] grincheesy
Your case is spiritual.
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Romance › Re: She Lied To Me About Her Virginity.. by cyprus000: 12:10am On Sep 04, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:
Have u heard 4rm her 2 confirm that she did an abortion ?
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Lol.


You will wish you never made this comment,after boyz descend on you
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Kentucky Clerk Still Won't Issue Same-sex Marriage Licenses-foxnews.com by cyprus000: 10:56pm On Sep 03, 2015
huhhuh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Warning:Heart-rendering Picture Of A Dead Toddler In Turkey by cyprus000: 1:18pm On Sep 03, 2015
[size=13pt] Disheartening. Its high time al assad relinquish power.
A man's personal ambition,shouldn't be important than a human life.
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Romance › Re: 2 Weeks to Traditional Marriage and she came up with this story by cyprus000:
huhhuh
Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 1:39am On Sep 03, 2015
mekaboy:
Young man, will u carry your foolish self and your partner out of this thread.

Op thats the microwave generation we live in.
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Which dog cage did this pyscho/sapiopathetic heap of shitt,crip fromhuh


Who opened and loosed you from your cage??
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Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000:
KittenPaws:
Haha are you mad you got owned by a female? Please, do reveal my identity. "biitch"? LMAO just when i thought you couldn't sink any lower! hahaha... a round of applause.. you are Nairaland's biggest oaf!
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It is evident you are abortive-fetus-ridden brainscoop,Incogitable,hogwass-Corpulented braindead-Lummox.

leprachaun sasquatch,spastic iok whose place if abode is cess pool.

A wool brain dogshit who seek attention.

It is pathetic that a complex and sensitive nation like our's will allow such cretinous abomination,have access to cyber space.


Now pay attention bittch. This is your last attention from me,until you face me with your main acct.


Then we can talk..vapid scum
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Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 1:11am On Sep 03, 2015
KittenPaws:
LMAO.. oh wow.. i'm sure you were jerking off while typing a sentence almost as retarded as you are. You strike me as yet another fool suffering from erectile dysfunction and the only way to find "release" is trolling on the internet. Shame on you. Please, do NOT breed. #enoughsaid
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WTF.

I can't believe that I was having a chit chat with a female.
I know who you are,for your info.

Now go and sleep bittch. Before I change my mind about giving you a befitting burial.
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Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000:
KittenPaws:
Let me get this straight, you think being an online troll makes you more of a man? You are nothing but a mysogynist brute. Go play in traffic and let the grown ups talk please. The only burial you will attend is yours. For your own sake, don't start with me.
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Lol..cheesygrin

Its really funny how you brought up the "more man" ish.
If there is anything I love the most,is pratical.
I camp in Abj. If you find any of my views provoking and really want to put a stop to it.
I advice you come for my head,dats the only way to stop me.
I will gladly give you my adress,but make sure you bring your coffin alongangry.

Now to your other vapid shitt about "mysogynist".

Wow,I consider that has a complement.
I don't have to prove to anyone otherwise,cos cyprus don't give a _fuck about people opinion.



on the flipside. You know what I think of you?.


I think that you are a dumshity vermin-ridden witless caprophagiac lummox. who emanate foolishness and cowardice.

You are a waste of time.
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Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 12:28am On Sep 03, 2015
KittenPaws:
You are what society calls a bloody idiot. Do us all a favor and go teabag a bear trap!
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Lol.

You created an acct today,just to dare cyprus. Why don't you step into your real acct,then face me.

So that I can give you a befitting burial.


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Romance › Re: He Wants All My Salary by cyprus000: 12:21am On Sep 03, 2015
[size=15pt] Anybody who believe this shitt,is a lame ass. [/size]
Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 12:17am On Sep 03, 2015
AmakaDNB:
shocked shocked shocked
[size=13pt] Why you dey open mouth.
Havn't you heard of alienshuh. If you haven't.

You just met a nigerian alien,an agboro alien at that.
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Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 12:09am On Sep 03, 2015
AmakaDNB:
Obviously you are not of this generation.
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Yes. I am behind the scene,watching the display of foolishness.
Inebriated by the swamp of mental shallowness,under the pathetic mantra of civilization
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Romance › Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 11:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
AmakaDNB:
[size=14pt]So ladies are born default cooks abi? You try.[/size]
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No.they ain't born defaut cook. It is men.


Shut defuq.angry

What a senseless generation.
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Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Accuses Chris Okotie Of Plotting To Destroy His Marriage by cyprus000: 9:58pm On Sep 02, 2015
manny4life:
What does Emeka think of himself? A man who abused his wife and to think someone else stepped in to assist, then he's the devil? As he made his bed, let him lie on it.
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What prove do you have that he abused her?.


Your sentiment makes no sense bruh
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Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike Accuses Chris Okotie Of Plotting To Destroy His Marriage by cyprus000:
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This is why I always tell men to avoid court marriage.

Own your property,let her own her's

Human greed is very hard to curtail.

Just imagine his wife woke him and asked him to split his property,without condering her children.


Love is not blind. Use your head.
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Romance › Re: I Was Laughed At Because I Said Am A Virgin by cyprus000: 7:23pm On Sep 02, 2015
DDeliverer:
how can u tell a girl that you are a virgin?
xcept u dont wanna ever get laid den..

even before i phucked, i used to claim pro...but on that D day as the babe on leg....i confuse.

instead of one hole na 3 i see...where i wan chuk my thing put?

long story short...i don turn pro...
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Your case is spiritual. You need to see TB joshua
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: He Is Handsome, U Can't Marry Him...mother To Her Daughter by cyprus000: 3:01pm On Sep 02, 2015
funfunfun:
I am handsome and I don't womanize
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Now I see reason behind this vapid thread.

Its evident that you are inebriated by egocentric swamp of shallowness
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Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Approach Girl While She Is With Her Mom? by cyprus000: 2:34pm On Sep 02, 2015
dmcdad:
Although I no believe the story, but if e be say this kind thing happen, well, I no wan think am at all make I no start to dey think evil. I always avoid such thoughts.
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Lol..grincheesy


You are correct bruh
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Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Approach Girl While She Is With Her Mom? by cyprus000: 11:14am On Sep 02, 2015
dmcdad:
Him get luck. I doubt she has a brother, else na stories that touch go follow. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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grincheesy

I tell you my guy. that guy deading go double,for the fact say him inflict bodily harm on my mama/sis.



Especiallly if I hear say na my mama hand him break so. Even em soul go follow deadangrycheesy.
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Romance › Re: Please Help Me: My Sister In-law Is Disturbing Me by cyprus000: 10:52am On Sep 02, 2015
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Let me tell you what a coded guy should do in this situation.

You uncle married a snitch who is a potential threat to his life. This woman can kill him just to be with a sugar boy(I lost two uncle this way).

Not only has she betrayed your uncle,but your family and her's.

Now this is what you do. I don't know how confident and stronge hearted you are,but a fearless man can face any situation.


Establish a sense of agreement btwn you two. Make he feel like you have soccumbd. Then meet your uncle one on one. Tell him whatsup and arrange how he will bump into you two almost on the act.

You know the rest na!..that woman don't deserve to be in your uncle's life.

ATTENTION: don't make it seem like you arranged with your uncle,cos she can come for your headgrin. Except you balm physically and spiritual(you know what I mean,if you be coded)

With this. You have saved your uncle from early death,a snitch and the harsh pain of betrayal.

But if you don't love your uncle,leave and let him to his fate.
NOTE: the thunder and lightening that will visit your destiny,is still receiving instructions from heaven.

If you leave without telling your uncle. You are same with her,cos you just betrayed your uncle.

Don't mind anything those sentimentally bais peeps tell you about leaving silently.

Use your head bruh.
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Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Approach Girl While She Is With Her Mom? by cyprus000: 10:20am On Sep 02, 2015
[size=13pt] If I am that girl's brda. That will be the end of solomon grundy.

What insolenceangry.
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Romance › Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by cyprus000: 11:00pm On Sep 01, 2015
huh
Politics › Re: Aliyu Tola, A Man, Is The Commissioner For Women Affairs In Adamawa by cyprus000: 10:47pm On Sep 01, 2015
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Where feminist in the househuh. Shey una dey scream equality for position traditionally occupied by men.

I expect you support this man. Else,you are all hypocritesgrin
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Romance › Re: Kanye West For President?? 2020 by cyprus000: 8:09pm On Sep 01, 2015
RickRichards:
If Trump wins, then anything can happen.
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There is no way trump can win.i can bet on that.

You know waitin you dey talk so. If trump wins. He will surely ascalate tension with N-korea,iran,china and russia.
You know russia don't telorat shitt. His presidency will be a direct ticket to world war 3 and nukes will surely be used. You know what that means.

The presidency is for clonton or joe biden.

Tho biden hasn't made his intention known,but he has a better chance.
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Romance › Re: 13 Reasons Women Don’t Date Nice Guys by cyprus000: 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2015
[size=13pt] The direct ticket to friendzone, is being a nice guy in a relationship.
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