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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Gives Me Money Based On The Round Of Sex by cyprus000: 7:30am On Aug 26, 2015
eghuan1:
to confirm your hypothesis, wait gor him to go 20 rounds and see if he will give you 20k. But if I were you, I would ask him to go a million rounds. You should know the rest.
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The embolded.


The guy na machine,abi you want make em start to rush blood for prickhuh
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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Spoilt Girl by cyprus000: 7:20am On Aug 26, 2015
[size=13pt] What a funny story. [/size]
Car Talk › Re: Made In Nigeria, Innoson Saloon Car Seen In Apapa, Lagos (photo) by cyprus000: 6:56am On Aug 26, 2015
piagetskinner:
your stup1d link is expired...all attempts to convince me have proved abortive#compare the fabrication of TATA in india to that of innoson, maybe u'l understand better what it means to fabricate,and not just couple stuff...BTW,im not hating, just stating the fact sad
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Why don't you employ the use of GOOGLE to educate your ignorance.



Cos its evident that's your problem right now.
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Car Talk › Re: Made In Nigeria, Innoson Saloon Car Seen In Apapa, Lagos (photo) by cyprus000: 11:07pm On Aug 25, 2015
nochildsplay:
These are cars dismantled in UK , shipped to Nigeria for assembling.

We ain't there yet, so people calm down
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Stop hating bro.

Click on the link to see for yourself.





>>>www.google.co.za/url?q=http://venturesafrica.com/innoson-unveils-first-made-in-nigeria-cars/&sa=U&ved=0CAoQFjABahUKEwjL76O6n8XHAhUL5xoKHQ1KCJ8&usg=AFQjCNETo4H-z1drNwckgVm1urjTGhT3BQ

piagetskinner:
Please it was never made in nigeria... Only coupled in nigeria. We do not have the capacity/capability to fabricate engines or body parts. Till we get there, we are not there # thank u
Your inferiority complex is sickening.

The link above can liberate you from shallow thinking.


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Family › Re: Photo: Kind Of Friends You Shouldn’t Have Around Your Home If You Travel Alot by cyprus000: 10:13pm On Aug 25, 2015
tola9jaa:
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back.
Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give
me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man.
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gringringrincheesy
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Romance › Re: 10 Excuses Nigerian Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Approach A Lady by cyprus000: 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2015
sonofananimal:
I HAVE SWEAR NEVER TO WOO OR EVEN APPROACH ANY NAIJA WOMAN.

SO HELP ME GOD
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gringrincheesy


Na which day this ur war with naija women go end na!
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Romance › Re: 10 Excuses Nigerian Guys Use To Justify Their Inability To Approach A Lady by cyprus000: 9:17pm On Aug 25, 2015
Dotwillis1:
Yhu lose money when chasing women but u get women when chasing money.... Wake up guys!
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Irony cool


Too much sense for one post cool


Chase your dream and every other thing will follow.
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Politics › Re: I Want To Unite South East Leaders With Buhari – Okorocha by cyprus000: 12:39pm On Aug 25, 2015
yorubatic:
Just like Okorocha is disgracing his people, many of my folks are disgracing the odua nation with cowardice ...

My people has turn the sophisticated odua nation to laughing stock...they have shown the world that they are weaklings and O'yes to the Hausa / Fulani muslims. ..it is shame that my sophisticated and progressive people are a bunch of confused people who have no aspiration whatsoever. ..

It seems musiwa and I are the only brave people among our kins. ...musiwa want a western nigeria and I want a sophisticated and progressive Odu'a. ..but my coward folks want to keep being slaves to their Hausa / Fulani masters. ..

Let us that agitating for odua republic where there be no ibos, where lagos will not be no man's land...yorubas wake up. ...we can't remain cowards

My people should stop behaving like clowns ....only God can deliver my people
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Lol..gringrincheesy


I had to laugh on this. Giving them their own dose right?.


Keep it up,I love the propaganda. I want them to feel the hurt of impersonation.

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Romance › Re: Would You Do This For You Woman?(photo) by cyprus000:
psucc:
I can good Samaritans springing up.

But they are several thousands suffering this in Nigeria, what have we done to help then - the hungry, the naked, the sick, the poor. There are in our neighborhood, there are allover the streets and cities, there are in our families, there are everywhere.

What have we done?
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Stop being a critic. If you are such a good samaritian yourself.

This is an opportunity to show yourself. I have a foundation focused on helping less priviledge kids get back to school, it also focuse on skill acquisition for disables, with funding to start up something that will give more meaning to their life.


I have branch in mararaba,nyanya,kubwa and maitama.
You can meet me one on one,so we discourse on how you will show your love for them.


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Romance › Re: PLS HELP ME!!! My Boyfriend’s Father Is Very Good In The Bedroom. by cyprus000: 10:57pm On Aug 24, 2015
[size=13pt] Somebody will just sit one place and cook up a fake story.

Then people will start reacting lyk their life depends on it. Can't you guyz read btwn lines and see this story is hoaxhuh
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Romance › Re: Would You Do This For You Woman?(photo) by cyprus000: 10:40pm On Aug 24, 2015
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Yes.

I will not do it bcs she is my GF,but bcs she is a human and I will do that for any human.


Dats if the person was falsly accused or harshly sentenced.
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Romance › Re: Lousy Ways Some Women Thinks by cyprus000: 7:57pm On Aug 24, 2015
JimiCoker:
Misspicy pls calm down. Must you be so aggressive? Learn to keep your emotions in check pls, I'm sure you're not a teenager. There's no denying the fact that many Nigerian ladies consider money a major criterion for dating. Well to that I say; "Either search for a decent lady who's not money hungry or go work hard so you can 'afford' these girls, simple." As far as I'm aware these girls don't force you at gunpoint to date them, do they?
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Dem dey beg shitt make em smell?..NO

If she decide to go aggressive,I will gladly put a physcho/sapiopathetic cretin lyk her on check.


I won't waste time is sending her to the zoo,where she belongs.


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Romance › Re: Top 10 Effects Of Porn On Your Brain, Your Marriage, And Your Sex Life by cyprus000: 6:55pm On Aug 24, 2015
huh
Romance › Re: Lousy Ways Some Women Thinks by cyprus000: 5:28pm On Aug 24, 2015
misspicy:
Ok then,OP's sisters and yours too...

#ode
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so if I happen to have a sister,you think she will lack taste with monotonous traits of person suffering from pre-Freudian complexes,the way you wallow in the tragic
misadventures of human dignity.

So sorry to disappiont you. There is no connection or similarity between any female in my linage and an ineffably
corpulent microphallus,cesspool of sub human filth. a wool-brain cretinous lowlife lummox lyk yourself, so go back to the zoo where you belong,cos there is no connection btwn sapiens and a demented heap of pig-waste.


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Romance › Re: Lousy Ways Some Women Thinks by cyprus000: 1:58pm On Aug 24, 2015
misspicy:
This thread is anti feminine,besides op,na so ur mama dey do?
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Very typical of them..huh


Waiting carry em mama come this matter,abi you think say you fit equat mama's dem generation and this _fucked up generation.

Miss,you aint making sense,
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Romance › Re: Lousy Ways Some Women Thinks by cyprus000: 1:37pm On Aug 24, 2015
FruityLass:
What you say?

You mean all your ladies only lazy around, gossip and depend on you to live?

Modern days women are career minded, hardworking, self-dependent and still loyal to their partners.

Maybe you should stop moving with oloshos who don't have nothing to offer except their holes.
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Hope you aint refering to average naija woman on the embolded.huh

Cos they don't relate.
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Rap Battles › Re: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by cyprus000: 12:26pm On Aug 24, 2015
YOLOHOMMIE:
OYA PLAY THE REGGAE BLUES. . .THE BLUES THE BLUES grin

#YOLO
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Make you do has I do,I do i do.

Enjoy yourself mr yolo, mr yolo mr yologrin.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Beyond Propaganda: Russia- U.S Conventional Military Balance by cyprus000: 8:36am On Aug 24, 2015
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coolcool

I am coming back to give my inputs
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Romance › Re: My Best Friend Wanted Me To Sleep With Her by cyprus000: 8:01am On Aug 24, 2015
Kenzico:
I have done this act to 2 different ladies who voluntary decided to sleep in d same room with me on different occasions...Upon all d respect I accorded 2dem all through. They still disliked me cha....and I still stood proud and had no regrets for not touching them. My bro, leave d biAtch....she jux wan put u 4 problem or very soon she go say u RAPED me
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The embolded na their new format now,ask timaya.

Guyz need to be careful with all this devil in human skin.
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Romance › Re: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by cyprus000: 7:09am On Aug 24, 2015
SmartMugu:
Oh is that her? I didn't know. I wouldn't have read the message at all if I knew.
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I think going throught her previous thread will throw more light.

Tho the main thread was deleted by mods,after some brawl.


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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS!!! Nigerians You Never Knew Won Grammy Awards by cyprus000: 3:11am On Aug 24, 2015
iamrealdeji:
Go to the movies too,Igbos that understand yoruba can't do without watching yoruba movies. Yoruba movie actors are the most talented in Nigeria they don't act movies by speaking like they already crammed what they want to say like Igbo actors,yoruba actors are very realistic,their movies is just like it's happening in real life,that you would forget it's movie
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Hey call your mummy to change your diapers.

To be sincere,calling you a kidult is an insult to kids,I think you are a chimp.
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Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS!!! Nigerians You Never Knew Won Grammy Awards by cyprus000: 3:06am On Aug 24, 2015
kestolove95:
While the yorubas are busy giving nigeria a good image the rebel igbos ar busy engaging in drug trafficking and givn us bad names
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Well,I don't blame you for opening the cum-guzzler of a mouth to spew hogwash.


I blame the animal control unit in this country,for allowing a pig lyk you walk free and even have access to cyber space.

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Entertainment › Re: Skiibii Faking Death With Kcee ...see Photo by cyprus000: 2:48am On Aug 24, 2015
[size=13pt] Must you photoshop kcee's pics to make a pointhuh.
You ain't making any sense.
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Fashion › Re: Ladies: My Swag Outfit Today.... PICTURES by cyprus000: 12:39am On Aug 24, 2015
MemphisDepay:
This is shite.. Cute ladies aint gona fall for this. You putting On an outdated RalphLauren. Real Men put on cool and smart outfit like this
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Tell me

Hw are you better than OPhuh
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Romance › Re: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by cyprus000: 12:29am On Aug 24, 2015
BENSU:
Op, The Dangote trailer wey go jam u stil dey load bags of cement. who cares abt ur 7 commandments. If i offer u just 1k, u'll 4get to close ur smelling pussy even am done. keep turning off till u expire
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gringrin

Aww..dats mean.
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Romance › Re: LADIES Can You Date A Guy That Is Against This? by cyprus000: 12:17am On Aug 24, 2015
Jwhizzy:
My problem with this is some women are for the most part financially irresponsible. You have no savings, you're dependent, yet you are willing to spend 200k on hair.
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This is where the term "fish brain" makes sense.
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Romance › Re: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by cyprus000: 11:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
StephanieEzeh:
Just watch and see how u will be banned wink
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Lol..grincheesy

Somebody hold me,I am afraidgrincheesy

Tell me which of the mods you would love to ban me,so I can tag him/her so he can get on with it sharply.

leprachaun sasquatch,spastic,iok,pillock cuntrag.

*spits*angry
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Romance › Re: 7 Silly Characters In Guys That Can Turn A Lady Off by cyprus000:
Truckpusher:
One simple thing I can deduce from this whole thread is that this biitch has been running around with too many street boys even as street boys are always on top of their game all the time .
Biitches shouldn't be running with the wrong crowd and come around here to make a blanket statement.
She's even sounding as if many Nigerian girls are smarter than a pet dog .
Close ya mouth and fucck around with real Geesss and stop fuccking around with sure boys wannabe, biitch.

It's high time some real ladies in this forum tell these trashy ladies to keep quiet and learn how to play the game .
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coolcool

The sense wey you make for this post fit make 10,000 mad people become sane.

This is the same bittch who goes around,telling anyone who care to listen,how draining a guy is her birthright.
And how magarism is the official title of her ideal man.
This same lummox is now telling us turn off and turn in bullshitt.


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Romance › Re: Hmmmm! Naija Girls And Cheating! Are U A Victim? by cyprus000: 11:10pm On Aug 23, 2015
Pennywise:
At least I had the humility to accept she wasnt mine until I married her. For those who choose to die of hypertension over single girls very little anyone can do. A lot of people are in jail, their lives condemned acting on this fantasy.

You have to accept that my morals is not what is at issue here but your stupidity in arrogantly appropriating what doesn't belong to you.
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The embolded.


What makes you think that she belongs to you?.

You only have legal right over her,beside that. You are a potential victim to snitching,dumping and cheating.

Especially from naija girls..so stop blabbing.
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Romance › Re: So... My Girlfriend Got Married Yesterday. by cyprus000: 10:14pm On Aug 23, 2015
nochildsplay:
https://www.nairaland.com/2465332/man-drinks-rat-poison-after/7#37261967. Stick around
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I am talking about human beings,not some lummox zombie.


You dighuh
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Romance › Re: So... My Girlfriend Got Married Yesterday. by cyprus000: 9:54pm On Aug 23, 2015
nochildsplay:
No go swallow poison o

#freeworld
[size=13pt] Bcs of womanhuh..even a pyscho can't try dat shitt. [/size]

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