₦airaland Forum

SapeleWater:
Oga, na my choice. As me no be short man, I no fit marry woman wey go dey see on top my head. E no make sense to me.

SapeleWater:
Instead of man to bend down kiss him wife, na wife go bend down kiss husband. Wey I no be Aki and Pawpaw...God forbid

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If na that one be your prblm,na him be say your own wahala no dey market.
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Velounie:
Height shldnt b a barrier na.Anyways am not a guy.

mencade4:
1. NEVER judge a dick by it's default size. Lesson:
Never take people for granted!
2. Never underrate my mental capabilities - - I
self-service without my hands!!

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Which type of burundi weed you take
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munchfani:
Re..tard

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Paroman:
You want to have him inside you, errrrrrr you mean like him changing into a foetus in your belly?

CUM4WHAT:
Op i think by now u shud be planning an strategizing u nonsense life than posting shiits

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Lol..


Mehn, your vex no be here
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Atmmachine:
I feel like killing any guy who acts like an idiot just to please a girl.

The dump her nasty ass.
Ass licking nigga

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Me and you na twin for this matter.


WTF is the _fuckin love they are talking about. Does being inlove equat to being foolish.


Just imagine the _fuck she spew. And some lame ass niggas are interpreting the bullshitt as love.

Bro, take a brake from that relationship. If she doesn't apologize.

Dump her sorry ass.

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if I am you. I will never trust that girl.
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tpiander:
Fayose should go easy on people nah.

If the govt will not help the populace, must they make things more difficult for them?

upon the salary which is not even enough and which can barely help them get by, they have to beg for their jobs again?

these are not primary or secondary school kids nah, they are adults, lets not be publicizing ourselves in this manner.

why is the media publishing these pictures?

and what is the punishment for lateness as spelled out in the employee handbook?

Daughterzion:
Is this a new trend to get attention? First it was cutehector now its you

NanaSparks:
Thanks for indicating it's a male side of view cause I was beginning to wonder.
I have had a similar case with a dude who thought me a fool to use you know. So, it's applicable to the ladies too.

Oruemu:
U may not agree with it, but dat d facts.

“Some reasons on why Nigerian guys are more likely to cheat than women:

1. He feels that he could have more A lot of Nigerian guys believe that with money they can get any girl

donholy28:
The good ones are wallowing in d friend zone

benswagtt:
bro, u wicked! All dis vocabs 4 jst 1 person?

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Baba, no be has you think am oo!
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400billionman:
He has an interest. He should pocket his interest. He has not even experienced much about women. It's obvious he is not very close to his gf, or she is the adventurous type of girl.

I was laughing while reading the story. The girl has her life to live. The facebook message is even as large as a text book. A girl hell bent on leaving her bf because he is not ready will stop at nothing in proving her worth to the bf.

A wise guy sits back and observe things while wishing her well. As I move around and see places everyday, I discover that beauty does not belong to one particular girl. There are many, so many beautiful women, in shades and sizes.

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On point bro

You viewed from same binocular as me.


The embolded:
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braine:
Oyinbo. Keep forming English.

scobyy2007:
THE LENGTH OF YOUR *P*E*N*I*S* IS INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO YOUR LEVEL OF REASONING

braine:
Your post would have made sense if not for your crappy font.

teeghurl:
Na who vex Prof Obahiagbon ds early momo, chai prof i'm sorry on his behalf

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Need not be dearie.

Me and am just dey discourse...no biggie


I just dey try curtail em inebriation of juvenile exuberance. Make em unfortunate gift of egotistical tribal imagination no command an interminable and consistent series of stupidity to align with his idiocy

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ogorkojo:
Guy pity am o.

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I no do am anything na!. Me and am just dey discourse.
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Samyj247:
. Wao so u dont even hv a working brain too. Hmm common 'where' u cannot spell... And again take not of ur word Asap, the right way to spell it is A sap. See ur head like Opioro mango. ODE

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Lol.. very funny _idiot. This just proved my assertion about your daftness...*spits*

If you aren't an ineffable sybaritic m0r0n and a cesspool of sub human filth
You would be able to deduce when a person type in abbreviation
But being a pyscho/sapiopath that you are, All your brain could sum up is shitt.

for the fact that a vapid scum lyk u, is allowed to roam and even have access to cyber space, means that we don't have "animal control" system in this country or dey are not competent for the job.

Wat a brainscooped lummox.


**pity your existance**

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Samyj247:
ok let me show u wat someone who forgot his brain does....................

Samyj247:
maybe is all abt d money; is she an igbo girl? Igbos mk una no vex o, na jst wuestion

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Why leave your brain behind before you login.
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nochildsplay:
As a matter of fact have called and tested about 5 of these AGENTs, I must tell you THEY ARE ALL SCAMMERS.......

This is how it works
When you call them, some will bill you directly for agency fee, while some will ask you to send them call card to connect you with the sugar mummy. WTF !!! Are these dude this hungry #dumbhustle

I even asked one to connect me first, then I'll pay him 50% of the outcome of the whole deal ....... OMO this one bang the call

I just laugh at them, that instant they ask for card......... Hustle wan Hustle the Hustler

Bottomline:- They (and when I say they I mean all of those agents, non is excluded) don't have anyone sugar lady to offer you...... Am sure if they also have the opportunity to venture into a girl (not a business lady) that will be financing their broke ass, they will grabe it


You send recharge card or money to them just know that they are scamming and scraapping your head

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Funny piece



Just imagine the _stupid things they demanded from you.

The sickening fact is that some guyz will still fall prey to this vapid scam.
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