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Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:43am On Jul 30, 2010
There's nothin my AK can't take care of? Shey na her muscles. . . she resemble teflon? undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:38am On Jul 30, 2010
Wetin u do them? sad
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:34am On Jul 30, 2010
Why u dey behave like gorilla? I don't want anythng that's been within 10ft of you. . . keep what ever u have
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Able To Say It? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:33am On Jul 30, 2010
Come on Cynthn! Wear your nicka and stop howling. . . u think say you dey zoo? sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokers - News From Around The World by D1KeleVra(m): 10:30am On Jul 30, 2010
*strolls by whistling off-tune to Not Afraid* smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 10:29am On Jul 30, 2010
sad
Jokes Etc / Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 10:29am On Jul 30, 2010
smiley morning peeps smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 10:26am On Jul 30, 2010
Efemena_xy:

D1  lipsrsealed

U well so?  undecided undecided undecided

I dey fine. . . no be me buy the car for u smiley

Studio CFR:

I dont think so!

I no get ur time this morning
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Able To Say It? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:22am On Jul 30, 2010
Cynth. . . You chop crase? Wetin dey cause this one? angry
Crime / Re: Irate Students Humiliate Randy Lecturer by D1KeleVra(m): 10:19am On Jul 30, 2010
reactor:

its disgusting how criminally minded people from this part of the country are. how are we not even sure the silly girl did not offer him sex for her grades. she obviously lacks any sort of modesty or shame. its even possible she willingly offered sex to pass and the man failed her to teach her a lesson. even if he initiated it. did he use a gun  on her head? its annoying how some girls act like they dont have a choice. the sooner they learn to stand against these advances the sooner the menace will get stamped out. its only still manifesting because many girls are more than willing to sleep for their grades. the silly shameless flock. why they sleep for just about anything. or even nothing.  even if the man is guilty does that warrant all the silly harlots and hoodlums to barbarically take the law into their own hands and greedily and criminally try to cash in on the opportunity. supid fools. i hope they get arrested and sent to jail for kidnap and assault. useless scum of society trying to hide under the cloak of a sensitive issue.

My point exactly! People like jumping to conclusions and stuff. . . half the sh!t that went down. . . we don't know. . . how are we sure he even slept with her? There was a Nigerian girl in UK some weeks ago that tried to frame a fellow Nigerian janitor at her school with rape 'cos she was having academic issues http://www.africanoutlookonline.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=527&Itemid=118 Anyways, in this case, all that's needed is to get him to her room. . . not taking sides, but things should be handled like unlike barbarians do. There's always two sides of the story, judgment can be wrong most times, but people should act civil
Jokes Etc / Re: Two Things Involved by D1KeleVra(m): 10:04am On Jul 30, 2010
clemcykul:

@d1
no be your fault, dos tins wey dey terrorize u by 4 don land

I go match ur big toe o angry
Romance / Re: Did You Close Your Eyes When Kissing? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:03am On Jul 30, 2010
^^In that case. . . the crease on ur forehead would give ur feelings away grin

@Nella: lol it's not being crude. . . it's being alert smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 12:56am On Jul 30, 2010
Time don reach wey u suppose change that jalopy Efe. . . don't u think? smiley

Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 12:52am On Jul 30, 2010
E don tey wey studio dey drink sad

Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2010
No thnx. . . i don't follow BS and i hope it doesn't follow me smiley btw i'm from earth. . . u?
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 5:19pm On Jul 29, 2010
sad Evidence of joblessness
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 5:15pm On Jul 29, 2010
^^lmao see as Studio pose for forest cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:58pm On Jul 29, 2010
All this 'cos they called u a short man? undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 4:51pm On Jul 29, 2010
Efemena_xy:

^^ Shut up Studio

Cynthoney, is this pic of yours online? if it is then:

1. Right click on the pic.

2. Select from the drop-down menu the option: Save Picture As. . .

3. From the resulting pop-up menu, give the pic. any File name of your choice,( i.e In the first box labelled File name: ) e.g: Mad_Studio

4. In the second box labelled Save as type: select .jpg or Bitmap (*.bmp)

5. Make sure you Save in: a place you can easily locate the pic. I usually save to desktop - much easier. .

hmm Computing 101
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 4:48pm On Jul 29, 2010
no slam gate abeg smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:40pm On Jul 29, 2010
Wetin this midget dey yarn?

lol no be that trium phone u dey use? mtn don send txt to u countless time to upgrade mhan!
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 4:36pm On Jul 29, 2010
Jokes Etc / Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:35pm On Jul 29, 2010
You chop the recharge card wey u dey sell? Watch yaself o! angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:26pm On Jul 29, 2010
sad
Jokes Etc / Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:25pm On Jul 29, 2010
Short-man devil like u? lmao. . . waka pass
Jokes Etc / Re: 'i Want My Blood Back!' Says Boyfriend by D1KeleVra(m): 4:22pm On Jul 29, 2010
cynthoney:

hey!!! studio how do i upload a pix here?

i save the pix on my desktop and doc and none wants to be uploaded

its telling me long long story,

i want to show u hw big i am so that u dont hv to call me fragile

Save the pic on ur NL profile and then upload from "Recycle Bin" smiley
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Slap Your Partner? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:16pm On Jul 29, 2010
@topic. . . face or backside? smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:15pm On Jul 29, 2010
Off my slippers jorh. . . u wear slippers come here? THIEF! angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here Part 2 by D1KeleVra(m): 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2010
thnx. . . u're thotful
Romance / Re: What Led To The Break Up Between You And Your Ex? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2010
@Topic: toilet seat sad
Romance / Re: Who Cheat Most Guys Or Ladies ? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2010
@Topic. . . in respect of humans alone? or donkeys, dogs n monkey? please clarify within 3 working days, thnx smiley
Romance / Re: Did You Close Your Eyes When Kissing? by D1KeleVra(m): 4:09pm On Jul 29, 2010
@Topic. . . just one eye. . . i be dey look out for the chic's bobo

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