notin dey pain me o, i just dey surprise as u and bibs at the age of 99 dey fall in love

u and who dey fall in love?

for nairaland sake, bibs is my daughter in whom i'm well pleased with.

off with your head hater

^Oh Papa! i missed u so much, how has been ur day?

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store.

bibs,mai wana?

haba!!! its cul though

Fine my beautiful daughter-- and where u kurukere go yesterday wey i dey find u to go buy me snuff?

i hope no b me u dey talk to?

if na me eh ****?

^Cynth nagode wallahi


Papa, i went pilfering like you instructed me, u know weekend is around the corner nah

country harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd o!

how man go do nah? we gats hustle u knw

Cynthoney u no fit do shi-shi.

U cant even kill a fly.
Fragile babe. Lol



Bibs, today be the real thing.- friday night u know.


Efe- u don miss your period again?

wetin dey do this studio sef?

e don forget e be Efe houseboy?

e still get mind get pikin and above all, bibs!!

walahi,bibs,deny ur papa,

e be houseboy oh

maybe e neva tell u

oh no! Popsy so na houzboy u be afterall?
everyday e dey wear suit comot for houz talk say im na dey lecturer for Matriculation dept
in LASU

Bibs - take am easy with stadium

na sheep in wolves clothing - im gist full town anyhow

Studio CFR:


Efe- u don miss your period again?

**smacks stadium in the face with last week's used pads**

Dont be deceived bibs, i'm the latest biggest boy in town.
I'm no houseboy to no badger!
Recognise

babes, of course,wich papa go gree say e be small boy?

no mind oh,ask Efe,she ll give u d downloads abt ur papa

he is nothing but a houseboy!!!

wich suit? who dash her suit

Stud

Oya come baff

I don help you fetch water from well inside dat iron bucket

u baff finish, make u use the towel I hang 4 mango tree take dry your body

Cynthoney open yo durty durty eyes hard tough gurl- i'm a he and not her!

U well so?
How another family matter take be yo own pain na?

I'm a Don jor.
Free me

^^ hehe

so studio upon everything, you be:

boy-girl

abi na: he-she??

No mind cynth- too much of garri consumption dey affect eyes

Oya go baff na

nor dey shame 4 me

I don see everything b4

Hehehe u no dey fear?
U wan faint?

Studio CFR:

No mind cynth- too much of garri consumption dey affect eyes

d one wey u dey cook for me bah?

Efe,he is mrs Studio

who cant c dat u r not all man?

C,ur plans to blind me no go work

i been don hear say u dey add somthing inside my food

Allegation laughable lol

And i'm no mrs.
Respect yourself cynth.
I beat oh

u dey c where person dey beat e self?

if u try me,walahi u go begin dey beat urself

okija shrine juju no fit help u,even pastor no go fit deliver u

u go beat urself till u faint!

Wetin u dey feel like now cynth?

I be yo mate?

haba!!!

how i wan take be ur mate?

ur mate still dey pple house dey do houseboy like u!

y do u always forget easily

Big boy like me.
Mtchew.

Leave my shirt jor