₦airaland Forum

atkinboy:
AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running?


AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go”

lol Akpan A.K.A Sylve

aristole:
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself," Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine, " His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"



The little boy answered, "I'm doing my maths homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Imagine that!

lol. . . er! imagine what?

uroi:
IF YOU ARE OBSERVANT EARLY 90S AND NOW EGGS IN THE MARKET ARE SMALLER IRRESPECTIVE OF ADVANCED PREMIX GIVEN TO THEM IN THIS AGE OF TECHNOLOGY ,
CHICKENS HAVE STARTED WEARING CONDOM .


WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I think i've wasted some bandwidth clickin on ur link

lysaa:
cute u try, u got me there.
lol but i actually thot it was. .ppl have diff body built u know, low or high.

clemcykul:
brings cake into thread**** all those that did bla bla bla yersterday are qualified to eat of this cake.

if u are qualified pls raise your left butt up

Hey! Happy birthday Clemeningitis n 'Sgt.' Sylve. . . hope u guys had a fly time

clemcykul:
i earnestly wish to be a doctor, all the goodies they see and feel chai!!

u can be my doctor