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Jokes Etc › Re: Once upon a time in Nairaland (Professional Gambler joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 1:15pm On Mar 20, 2009
Lovely Lovely Joke. I love this. Not u Clem, so stay away! tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: The Perfect Husband by D1KeleVra(m): 1:15pm On Mar 20, 2009
angry Gabby!!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Letters! (More jokes added below) by D1KeleVra(m): 1:06pm On Mar 20, 2009
No!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by D1KeleVra(m): 10:28am On Mar 20, 2009
angry

James 'Makinde' cheesy Bond
Jokes Etc › Re: Element Or Helmet by D1KeleVra(m): 7:58pm On Mar 19, 2009
angry joke?
Jokes Etc › Re: It Isn't Funny. by D1KeleVra(m): 7:56pm On Mar 19, 2009
@First post.

Sorry eh! Thank God you weren't on a bunk bed, sleeping by the window of your third-floor face-me-i-face-you self-contained apartment. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Bullshit by D1KeleVra(m): 7:54pm On Mar 19, 2009
Not funny jor!

@Poster
Sorry but i don't want to laff! tongue cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Letters! (More jokes added below) by D1KeleVra(m): 7:52pm On Mar 19, 2009
Nice joke jor!

@Romade
Go and start a mechanic workshop. cheesy tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokesssss by D1KeleVra(m): 7:41pm On Mar 19, 2009
grin grin grin grin lol

Nice joke.
Jokes Etc › Re: The Mental Asylum by D1KeleVra(m): 7:38pm On Mar 19, 2009
lol.

Na Clem be the visitor. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:36pm On Mar 19, 2009
not true!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:30pm On Mar 19, 2009
Gaaaddemitt! sad I really don't want to insult stupid people.
Jokes Etc › Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 7:28pm On Mar 19, 2009
Mykali just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet pap :Per,  You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

Mykali screamed with pain and licked his own fingers. .


lolololol.  tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Do Not Click. . . . . . by D1KeleVra(m): 7:28pm On Mar 19, 2009
*shrugs*
Jokes Etc › Re: Grammar Tym: Abeg Make U Show Urselves by D1KeleVra(m): 7:20pm On Mar 19, 2009
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Condom Na Him Protect Me by D1KeleVra(m): 7:20pm On Mar 19, 2009
You sef no fit even reply. Instead u thought it wise to just quote her. Haba Myk! Guys don change but u don evolve. cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Upclose and Personal with Nairalanders by D1KeleVra(m): 7:17pm On Mar 19, 2009
clemcykul:
for sure it doesnt. happen to open many windows and replied in the wrong one, and so i dint deem it fit to modify.

by the way aint u a darling?
hehehehrtyg! This one no go change  cheesy "i dint deem it fit to modify" Haba! Clem!
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by D1KeleVra(m): 7:16pm On Mar 19, 2009
So u don agree say u be olodo?
Jokes Etc › Re: Dani's Childhood Days by D1KeleVra(m): 7:12pm On Mar 19, 2009
*joins Aristotle to watch the cheap-knock-off home video*
Jokes Etc › Re: Letter To Clemcykul by D1KeleVra(m): 7:10pm On Mar 19, 2009
clemcykul:
hmm
clemcykul:
hmmm
heheheheu! cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:08pm On Mar 19, 2009
And na u dey coordinate the parade abi? grin
Jokes Etc › Re: People Of Earth by D1KeleVra(m): 7:06pm On Mar 19, 2009
clemcykul:
thats dickele's tribal name
And your birth name.

sylve11:
yea! cool
Follow, follow!
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 7:04pm On Mar 19, 2009
And fake shades.
Jokes Etc › Re: Two Things by D1KeleVra(m): 7:02pm On Mar 19, 2009
Me too!
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 6:58pm On Mar 19, 2009
Stop shouting jor!

@Topic No!
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Nigeria? Check Out The Rebranding. With Handsets Missing On The Same Ground. Whos Fault? The by D1KeleVra(m): 6:57pm On Mar 19, 2009
huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Mehn, Na Die I Dey . Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 6:56pm On Mar 19, 2009
You dey there? Local TV Reporter! *mcheew*
Family › Re: Parental Guide: Bringing Up A Child by D1KeleVra(m): 6:55pm On Mar 19, 2009
Wow! What a speech!

I have no contributions. Thanks. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 6:52pm On Mar 19, 2009
Papa Fly!

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