Forum Games › Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
come again!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:47pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
just look studio face. . . u go learn plenty but u go laugh small sha |
Jokes Etc › Re: Weird Facts 1 by D1KeleVra(m): 10:41pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
dani. . . no be two emot'n she use? how one come dey lonely? e complain? u be him papa ni? e beg u? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:38pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
*mscheeeeeeew* |
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:38pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
gidson12: Lol, empty 100ltr barrel |
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
yes ke! u like the bling bling shey?. . . no be like the aluminium studio dey wia for neck  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:50pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
trust. . . no guy go lock pant for that reas'n |
Jokes Etc › Re: Under 24 Hours by D1KeleVra(m): 2:49pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
u shouldn't have commented as in really  |
Jokes Etc › Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 2:48pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
na why u come dey shine ur 15 teeth dey match my loafers?  |
Family › Re: Should A Man Have A Gun In His House? by D1KeleVra(m): 2:47pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
InesQor: @MyJoe: LOL You are welcome, you will be given first-class treatment! LOLz 
@D1Kelevra: If you're talking to me, you can count on that! though I don't have kids yet. LOL. mhen! i don't blame u. . . every man with deadly fine daughters should be able to apply for all ur listed defense and assault weaponry. . . including mines and surface to air missiles should any dude think of parachuting into ur fortress. . . yea? |
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
must u revive this? silly old man. . . carry ur cane before i use range rover fender park u for gutter |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
lol kayc na man o! wetin man go wan lock like this? na ur own jo! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
^^ what other question can an illiterate police officer ask?studio43: Ewu, Na self-service u dey call first round. Better go find call girls for Allen Avenue to give u fluting like how 9ice wife take give rugged man if u no get babe close'by thug! |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 2:37pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
studio43: What happened to the discovery u told me u bought in your dream? Na him be the motorbike u talking bout here? brother! a rich man. . . like myself. . . wouldn't have only one vehicle. the discovery is chillin in my banana isle resort home. recognise mhen and don't hate.  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:35pm On Mar 24, 2010 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 6:13pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
lol  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 6:02pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
it's called a motorbike. . . you rural-urban immigrant. . . waka back go Koma hill jo!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
How do people do this? It got me cracking! In line with the Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by making their names attractive and in line with International Standards on exports. Feel free to offer suggestions.
Kuli kuli - Peanut bars
Donkuwa/Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts
]Kilichi - Beef Crackers
Dundun - Yamarita
Fried Potato - Potarita
Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos
Boli - Barbecue Plantain
Roasted corn - Corn Aflame
Eko/Agidi - Corn Jellos
Abacha - Cass Flakes
Moin moin - Bean pie
Isi ewu - Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)
Garri - Grain o' fibres
Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad
Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel
Kpof kpof - Energy Buns
Chin chin - Dough Rocks
Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik
Kunnu - Grain Alive
Burundi - Cocno Jaw-Breakers
Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger
Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian |
Family › Re: Do I Have To Confess My Adultery To My Spouse? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
@Topic I think u should shut-up and keep on with the extra-marital affair. . . two heads are better than one  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:51pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
studio43: Dikele beside my SUV, abi u wan loose the mirror?
Tanimz i give u my but u fumbled my sleeping with my security . Why u dey always call keke marwa vehicle, SUV? U just come lagos?  |
Family › Re: Should A Man Have A Gun In His House? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
tehehehe this dude must have some fine a$$ daughters |
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
i guess he has. . . ur'e not his role model no mo'  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 5:38pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
studio want early evening back-hand slap  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:37pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
*strolls by smiling* |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:31pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
tanimz: No be u start am?  lol na ur comment sha  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:16pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
na u dey talk all this one o  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:00pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
tanimz: Gidson, wetin u go do? U no fit raise a finger or burst a grape in a fruit fight !!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 3:43pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
i.e u are intangible? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Under 24 Hours by D1KeleVra(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
na by force  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 3:27pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
am i ur mate?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 3:04pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
^^ WOW! I see dani clem and ben trying to hold that note  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2010 |
u no wan make it finish shey? the bottle wey i drop last week. . . na im u don pick dey sip  |