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Forum Games › Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by D1KeleVra(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2010
come again! huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:47pm On Mar 24, 2010
just look studio face. . . u go learn plenty but u go laugh small sha
Jokes Etc › Re: Weird Facts 1 by D1KeleVra(m): 10:41pm On Mar 24, 2010
sad dani. . . no be two emot'n she use? how one come dey lonely? e complain? u be him papa ni? e beg u?
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:38pm On Mar 24, 2010
*mscheeeeeeew*
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:38pm On Mar 24, 2010
gidson12:
Lol, empty 100ltr barrel
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2010
yes ke! grin u like the bling bling shey?. . . no be like the aluminium studio dey wia for neck grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:50pm On Mar 24, 2010
trust. . . no guy go lock pant for that reas'n
Jokes Etc › Re: Under 24 Hours by D1KeleVra(m): 2:49pm On Mar 24, 2010
u shouldn't have commented sad as in really huh
Jokes Etc › Re: If I Catch You I Take You To Bed by D1KeleVra(m): 2:48pm On Mar 24, 2010
na why u come dey shine ur 15 teeth dey match my loafers? sad huh
Family › Re: Should A Man Have A Gun In His House? by D1KeleVra(m): 2:47pm On Mar 24, 2010
InesQor:
@MyJoe: LOL You are welcome, you will be given first-class treatment! LOLz cheesy cheesy grin

@D1Kelevra: If you're talking to me, you can count on that! though I don't have kids yet. LOL.
mhen! i don't blame u. . . every man with deadly fine daughters should be able to apply for all ur listed defense and assault weaponry. . . including mines and surface to air missiles should any dude think of parachuting into ur fortress. . . yea?
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by D1KeleVra(m): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2010
must u revive this? silly old man. . . carry ur cane before i use range rover fender park u for gutter
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:42pm On Mar 24, 2010
lol kayc na man o! wetin man go wan lock like this? na ur own jo!
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2010
^^ what other question can an illiterate police officer ask?

studio43:
Ewu, Na self-service u dey call first round.
Better go find call girls for Allen Avenue to give u fluting like how 9ice wife take give rugged man if u no get babe close'by
thug!
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 2:37pm On Mar 24, 2010
studio43:
What happened to the discovery u told me u bought in your dream? Na him be the motorbike u talking bout here?
brother! a rich man. . . like myself. . . wouldn't have only one vehicle. the discovery is chillin in my banana isle resort home. recognise mhen and don't hate. cool tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:35pm On Mar 24, 2010
wow! tanimz paynt! grin grin grin tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 6:13pm On Mar 23, 2010
lol grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 6:02pm On Mar 23, 2010
it's called a motorbike. . . you rural-urban immigrant. . . waka back go Koma hill jo! cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2010
How do people do this? It got me cracking!
In line with the Federal Government's renewed drive to encourage exports, a group of experts have come up with suggestions on how to improve the image of our local products by making their names attractive and in line with International Standards on exports. Feel free to offer suggestions.




Kuli kuli - Peanut bars

Donkuwa/Robo Alata - Hot Charcolit nuts

]Kilichi - Beef Crackers

Dundun - Yamarita

Fried Potato - Potarita

Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) - Dental Stickos

Boli - Barbecue Plantain

Roasted corn - Corn Aflame

Eko/Agidi - Corn Jellos

Abacha - Cass Flakes

Moin moin - Bean pie

Isi ewu - Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)

Garri - Grain o' fibres

Bokoto/ Nkwobi - Hoof salad

Ogi/Akamu - Corn Caramel

Kpof kpof - Energy Buns

Chin chin - Dough Rocks

Zobo - Juice Rosa Afrik

Kunnu - Grain Alive

Burundi - Cocno Jaw-Breakers

Bread and Akara - Bean cake Burger

Ofada rice - Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian
Family › Re: Do I Have To Confess My Adultery To My Spouse? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2010
@Topic
I think u should shut-up and keep on with the extra-marital affair. . . two heads wink are better than one grin tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:51pm On Mar 23, 2010
studio43:
Dikele beside my SUV, abi u wan loose the mirror?


Tanimz i give u my but u fumbled my sleeping with my security .
Why u dey always call keke marwa vehicle, SUV? U just come lagos? huh undecided
Family › Re: Should A Man Have A Gun In His House? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 23, 2010
tehehehe grin this dude must have some fine a$$ daughters
Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2010
i guess he has. . . ur'e not his role model no mo' cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 5:38pm On Mar 23, 2010
studio want early evening back-hand slap huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:37pm On Mar 23, 2010
*strolls by smiling*
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:31pm On Mar 23, 2010
tanimz:
No be u start am? grin grin
lol na ur comment sha tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:16pm On Mar 23, 2010
na u dey talk all this one o grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:00pm On Mar 23, 2010
tanimz:
Gidson, wetin u go do? U no fit raise a finger or burst a grape in a fruit fight grin!! shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 3:43pm On Mar 23, 2010
i.e u are intangible?
Jokes Etc › Re: Under 24 Hours by D1KeleVra(m): 3:28pm On Mar 23, 2010
na by force smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 3:27pm On Mar 23, 2010
am i ur mate? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pix! by D1KeleVra(m): 3:04pm On Mar 23, 2010
^^ cheesy WOW! I see dani clem and ben trying to hold that note cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Seen A Thing Like This Before by D1KeleVra(m): 2:57pm On Mar 23, 2010
u no wan make it finish shey? the bottle wey i drop last week. . . na im u don pick dey sip huh sad

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