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PoliticsRe: Reno: Buhari, Osinbajo Still On Twitter Yet NBC Orders Stations To Deactivate by d1tto(m): 5:51pm On Jun 07, 2021
You ban Twitter, promise to prosecute any Nigerian violating the ban, yet you want them to go and deactivate their accounts. How? How do you expect them to login and deactivate their accounts? How exactly bubu?

Lead by example mana.
PoliticsRe: We Can't Have A New Constitution Or Return To That Of 1963 — Reps Insists by d1tto(m): 2:24pm On Jun 07, 2021
shocked
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Common Interview Questions And Answers Plus Other Interview Tips by d1tto(m): 1:05pm On Jun 06, 2021
...why should we hire you?

Me: "because i am the best person for your vacancy" [winks]

Since you don't want us to mourn TB Joshua in peace.
PoliticsRe: SERAP Asks Commonwealth To Sanction Nigeria Over Twitter Ban, Repression by d1tto(m): 11:19am On Jun 06, 2021
leofab:
how many of these countries are practicing democracy ? Or you just wake up and make comparison without thinking.
With or without democracy, Nigeria is a 3rd world country (thanks to our clueless, visionless and greedy leaders), which cannot survive without aid, loans, and charity from 1st and 2nd world countries.

For a country this pathetic, helpless and messed up, the government needs to be tolerant, rather than forming "super-power" when they are powerless towards handling the repercussions of their actions.
PoliticsRe: SERAP Asks Commonwealth To Sanction Nigeria Over Twitter Ban, Repression by d1tto(m):
"China, North Korea etc. Banned Twitter, Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, were sanctioned and what not, but are still doing well". Is what some odès will say.


The odès forget these countries are not 3rd world countries like Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari’s Public Communication Team Fared In The Last 6 Years by d1tto(m): 5:16am On Jun 05, 2021
Defenders of tyranny, terrorism and killings in contrast. May their lineage know no peace.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Deactivates Her Twitter Account by d1tto(m): 4:57am On Jun 05, 2021
Shame Shame Shame, Shame.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Can Use VPN To Access Twitter - Farooq Kperogi Tells Lai Mohammed by d1tto(m): 6:57pm On Jun 04, 2021
Don't worry, Lai will soon announce the ban of VPN in Nigeria.
EducationRe: Cross River Varsity Shutdown Over Killing Of Student by d1tto(m): 5:59pm On Jun 04, 2021
They shut down the university because of insecurity so that students can return to their homes... which is "secured". God save us all.
BusinessRe: USSD: Telcos Insist On Disconnecting Banks by d1tto(m):
If banks owe you guys this much, that means the ussd service doesn't cost you anything to maintain. Just make it free for them make we hear word.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official: 2021 UEFA Super Cup Final To Take Place In Belfast On August 11 by d1tto(m): 8:17pm On Jun 03, 2021
My lord, as a Chelsea fan i be, and only Chelsea dry gin i drink, e go sweet me if una move the match come National Stadium Abuja.

EducationRe: John Ogborodi Appointed As NECO Acting Registrar by d1tto(m): 1:47pm On Jun 03, 2021
If the position was remotely important to the fulani empire guess who could have been appointed instead?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Experience Searching For A Job (no Jokes) by d1tto(m):
And yet the politicians think the way to solve the problem of unemployment, insecurity, etc. In our country is to change the name to UAR. Ndi ara.
Car TalkRe: $28m Rolls Royce Boat-Tail: World's Most Expensive Car (Photos) by d1tto(m): 10:15pm On Jun 02, 2021
BetterMan247:
Beauty to behold!!! I'm excepting this on my wedding day as gift.
Make misspelling no make us miss blessing IJN.
Amen.
Car TalkRe: $28m Rolls Royce Boat-Tail: World's Most Expensive Car (Photos) by d1tto(m): 10:12pm On Jun 02, 2021
For all those saying they'd own one of this Rolls Royce Boat Tail, just know say if person save N10m a month for 100 years, the money no go still reach to buy am.
Know this and know peace.
RomanceRe: Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post by d1tto(m): 2:06pm On Jun 02, 2021
FalseProphet1:
The average Nigerian girl lies more than Satan. At least Satan admitted to God that he masterminded of the alleged plot, a Nigerian girl you caught cheating on camera would tell you it's not her that someone is trying to frame her.

You come to her home and you hear her moaning from outside, and decide to wait till she's done, even if you see her and the guy coming from the room, sweating profusely, she will tell you that the moaning wasn't coming from her a room.

Guys be very careful with Nigerian girls cos even the devil is afraid of them.

This I have seen.
The one that annoys me most is when they start shedding crocodile tears claiming victim of distrustful, insecured partner.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official: UEFA Champions League Squad Of The Season by d1tto(m): 12:27pm On Jun 01, 2021
C. Ronaldo nko?
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Kill 50 People In Ebonyi Communities by d1tto(m): 12:11pm On Jun 01, 2021
When ESN were in the bushes protecting south-easterners from killer herdsmen, the federal and state governments accused them of terrorism and hunted them. Most Igbos all over applauded the government. Now there is an attack in south-east, the same people who condemned ESN are now blaming them for not protecting the people. Ndi ara everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Okiemute Mrere, Immigration Provost Shot Dead In Imo by d1tto(m):
This is outrageous and shockingly evil.
No matter what the agenda or propaganda might be, only cursed, vile, bigoted, man-eaters could have done such.
Whosoever took part in planning and/or executing the murder of this young man shall meet equal fate.
CrimeRe: Male Scammers Use Silicone Breast Prosthesis To Pose As Sexy Women Online (Pics) by d1tto(m): 3:45pm On May 31, 2021
Starzo:
which country??
For we Nigeria my brother.
CrimeRe: Male Scammers Use Silicone Breast Prosthesis To Pose As Sexy Women Online (Pics) by d1tto(m): 1:50pm On May 31, 2021
That's how one of my guy meet this lady on Facebook. Took her on several dates but this lady refused to follow him home. On thier way to drop her at her house after a date, he unsuspectingly reached out for her thigh and guess what he felt, a really large manhood.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Salary Scale For Fresh Graduates In The Ministry Of Foreign Affairs? by d1tto(m): 3:07am On May 31, 2021
Maroghene:
Trust me the ministry of finance, foreign affairs, cbn and ncdmb are jobs that can keep any sane person in this country. Even EFCC job, u are made for life.
Which of them pay up to $2,500 (N1m) monthly for entry level positions?
NONE!!!
And that is by average what a Janitor earns in the western world. Janitor wey no even finish High School.

But it's not about the money for me.
RomanceRe: Dorathy Osaronu: Traditional Wedding Of Woman In A Wheelchair (Photos) by d1tto(m): 8:16pm On May 30, 2021
All I see is a young man celebrating his new office.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Salary Scale For Fresh Graduates In The Ministry Of Foreign Affairs? by d1tto(m): 5:20pm On May 30, 2021
My brother, No work can keep me in this country if I get means to travel.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Salary Scale For Fresh Graduates In The Ministry Of Foreign Affairs? by d1tto(m): 5:18pm On May 30, 2021
embarassed
CareerRe: How Are You Preparing To Resume To Work This Week? by d1tto(m): 5:16pm On May 30, 2021
Eat, Pray, Sleep, like I do everyday.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Burn Immigration Office In Abia, Computer Room Affected (photos, Video) by d1tto(m): 5:09pm On May 30, 2021
Since no gunshots were exchanged, the OP should refer to them as unknown firemen. Let's be guided.
CrimeRe: Imo Police Uncover Illegal Petroleum Depot by d1tto(m): 5:00pm On May 30, 2021
Good thing they were NOT accused of being IPoB members.
But show us pictures of the four suspects that were arrested, because i suspect another publication will be made some days from now about the brave officers of imo state police command killing four unknown gunmen after a fierce gun battle. But what do I know.
PoliticsRe: SERAP Tells Buhari To End Six Years Of Disregard For Rule Of Law by d1tto(m): 1:42pm On May 30, 2021
Once President Buhari gives them some monies from the various recovered funds, SERAP will SHETAP and present him some awards. Rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Scene Of Ahmed Gulak's Assassination (Graphic) by d1tto(m): 1:22pm On May 30, 2021
Political Assassination
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NASIMS Portal Issues by d1tto(m):
What has actually worked in this country?
SportsRe: Nike Drops Neymar After He Was Accused Of Forcing Mouthaction On A Nike Employee by d1tto(m): 11:54am On May 29, 2021
shocked

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