₦airaland Forum

Tintedglass:
you are the 1st person that brought it to this thread

sorry if it's fake

mistacoco2:
bro who told you that?

maybe I'm wrong o, but it was on nairaland here na.. Abi na misinformation?

Heineken:
baba I don't like that your word."messing myself up". I'm also not sleeping na. My not meeting up that day was intentional and wasn't really my fault. I wanted to but I couldn't. I was expecting a call from one alhaji so I can go and meet him so me and him can meet he's friend who happen to be a minister here in Abuja also. If that man should call me and I wasn't available it's wrong and that man Sabi vex. I decided then to wait for the the alhaji call than me going to that national assembly wey entrance wasn't even sure. So you see I didn't mess up. We all are trying. Though he called me and gave me another day but by God's grace it's sure.

Heineken, I know it's hard o, but is there any way you can carry me along to this alhaji?
If there's anyway, abeg, abeg, help me

mdgreen:
I will also like to go with you pls let's set date to meet

for now, I heard they've banned visitors from entering the national assembly, I don't know when they'll allow visitors in

mdgreen:
I will also like to go with you pls let's set date to meet

they've banned visitors from NASS, I don't know when visitors will start visiting again

ocpaschal:
Hello everyone.... I want to know how to send a Direct Message (DM) to someone on Nairaland

click on the person's moniker(name, username), check carefully, you'll see where they wrote "send an email to... ", that's it!

real1000:
please who knows the name of tetfund office abuja? please is important.

it's in zambezi crescent, in maitama

seunmohmoh:
It was already 1:20pm and my exam was 1:30 . The place was about 3 hours away. I couldn't go.

you serious at all? You have exam by 1,30 and you go to the venue by 1,20.. Lol, that guy that talked about "dick appointment " was right

DoubleEngine007:
Did you tell her that you were gonna rape her before you gave her the job?
If karma come cut your prick now,you go say na devil..

Op leave that innocent girl alone. What if she come your house ,come go die? Shay you go start accuse village people?

Let me go and come back.. But op did you see that guy in crime section ,that said a girl died in his house? What if you try f*ck her,she come die for your hands?

Op you hear about Corona Virus at all?

Op just don't let devil use you,okay?

abeg, mention me for the thread abeg

NekkyCee:
Please send me a PM asap....I mean ASAP

sorry ma, I just saw you quote, hope it's not too late..

cesil26:
Yes, everyone that contacted me and turned up all enter the National Assembly and I led them to the various offices of their Senator and HoR

bro, abeg help me, I need to see my HOR or my senator, or any senator at all, I went last week but I couldn't get a permit, I went home disappointed... I wrote the NAICOM exam and it's my only hope for now

Omakraid:
No ooo, not thru vagina.... The pics for dey rush like tap na

I wonder o, next time wey I wan do this thing(wetin dem dey call am self), I go check where dem dey take piss

Omakraid:
How did she pee all along?
Wow.... FTC on front page, Sunday oloyin momo. This is to God the giver of life who did not allow typhoid to snatch my life this past week

wait o,na true vagina ,as in, the opening where guys dey work on, na there girls dey piss,if yes, how do virgins piss then since the hole is closed?
Abeg o, I wan know

24kmagic:
This is the nonsense you want lalasticla to take to front page?

Your girlfriend, not wife.

How can you fvck someone you're not married to three days at a stretch?

Asin, Una no de fvck with small conscience?

At least if you do today, leave am for three or four days before you do again.

Naso you go knack this girl till you tire come leave her for another innocent person. Naso the girl sef go de carry herself like better parcel, not knowing say na empty container she be.

Nairaland boys sef

guyyyyyy, no kill me with laugh, abeg!
This OP self, person just finish menstruation, you no even allow am rest for at least one day, you begin wipe am for three days straight, haba na.. Dey mess with small conscience abeg

freethinker01:
Oddly enough, my friends then were like, guy, how did u manage to date a girl as beautiful as this? When they found out she cheated, most of them was like I should forgive her that it was a mistake. A mistake that would likely repeat itself in the nearest future. I might not be a regular handsome guy but my self-esteem is top-notch and I don't settle for less. Even my gees were like if this girl cheats on me, na to dey beg am oo. My dad inclusive was like I'm sure she made a mistake cus he's very fond of her. ( she is a very homely girl, was free with him, calls him to check on him and when we come visiting, she makes sure she gets something for my mom and dad hence, the soft spot for her). Could remember when she was pregnant, the care my parents gave her was like caring for a new born baby, they both loved her like their daughter. But nah, I have standard, you're not doing me a favour by dating me. I'm a man with ego and principles once you go beyond reasonable bounds, trust me no going back.

To guys out there, this is the kind of standard you should have, let her know from the outset these are the things I want and be lucid and blunt about this to avoid stories that touch.

brooo, if say I get job, I for send you like 10k make you take buy some bottles put for fridge.. But...

camelus:
Nothing can be done on NAICOM again done and dusted.

so na back to square one again?
Lai lai, God no go shame me

Modikko:
I am trying to gather as much info on this ok. Remember when I told you that APL will be shared in March and Resumption April?

yes, you're right, please, if you have any way to be of help to me, I beg in God's name, help me

Modikko:
Well, it seems like you are questioning me. I am only relaying the message as it transpired in NAICOM. It is at the discretion of NAICOM to choose how and who they wish to employ

not that I'm questioning you jare, na frustration.. Thanks for your info

Modikko:
On this NAICOM Recruitment, they are issuing letters already, and possibly there may be a Board Meeting next week where they may ask for the number to be increased. If anyone has connect they should start pressing buttons

number increased? We were like 400+ that wrote the exam fa, and I'm sure the letters that are being issued now, non of the 400+ is among(except those that wrote the exam with connections)...
Or wait o modikko, is it that the 400+ is not enough?

Please, I'm in Abuja, if you have any job, even if it's #15,000 job, I'll do.. Please!

real1000:
Bros if you vex like this what of me that spend 15k to come abuja for the exam.

kai God, If it's because of my sins, God please have mercy!

real1000:
Bros don't kill yourself ooo .

you no go fit understand... Thanks anyways

Asquare84:
right in my eyes i saw letters from one member of house of rep from the east that came with list of some people

did you write the exam too?

real1000:
Guy no be say I dey laugh but its funny.

hmmm, in Nigeria, if your relative is not a politician, then you're not a citizen... Only God knows how bitter I am right now

Asquare84:
NAICOM has issude out 66 APT letters this week, documentation will commence first week of April

just because we don't have money, just because our father or uncle is not a politician or influential, we can't get nothing out of Nigeria again... These people should remember that Nigeria belongs to ALL of us...

real1000:
Naija so nothing for people that wrote their exam last year?

it's unfair, very very unfair...

real1000:

bro no be laugh matter o... I swear, it's now I know why people commit suicide
But God forbid

Asquare84:
NAICOM has issude out 66 APT letters this week, documentation will commence first week of April

ahn ahn, nawaoo
So that exam wey we write na scam.. Kai God!!