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Heineken:
baba they've not been light ni jor. And people are complaining they ain't getting the 1gb. I'll try again tomorrow

ok na

Heineken:
lol no p baba drop am. But na later. My battery is low now. No light

correct
09045383816

Heineken:
or you wait for the sms later

abi you go help me try am?
Make I drop my Airtel line

You see? It was the girl that sent the message first, but in this part of the world, our ladies will be foolishly thinking; "if I send him message first, he'll think I'm cheap"
May God help you people to outgrow this immaturity

Tine investment, God go punish una

Ade24682:
Only greedy people get scammed. Even white clients that are scammed, majority if not all, is a result of their greed.

the same way I used to think until I almost got scammed

Makavelli25:
you sure say you want make i finish am
The suffer is suffer no be here o

Abeg, finish am

Makavelli25:
Op,you for follow en na mumu
Btw ma story. My dad gave me money to pay my sibs school fee (47k). On my way to the school around new garage ado ekiti precise a guy came to me crying that his granddad is dieing that he has no money,but he has one leaf that the baba gave him,he said the leaf can cure anything that his baba also inherited it,that he wants to sell it any price or we i should take him to tolupakad( a rich traditionalist very popular in ado). And me i didnt knw pakad then,i just told him sorry that he should try someone else,i left him just abt 3leg stretch another guy came to me,he was like alaye so mo bobo yen ni( guy did you knw that boy) i said no o. Then he said did i see the leaf with him i said yes,he said omo that leaf na money that pakad can buy it 10m :O to cut story short,he said we should buy it from the boy then we should resell it 4 pakad,na so we both contribute 100k buy odinary tangerine leaf.
We got to pakad and was told we av been scammed.Na later i hear say both guys are teamate

I pray make I jam dem again..
Complete the story na, what happened to the school fees, wetin you tell your old man?

It happened in 2012 when I went to Kogi state university to write post UTME, after the exam and some days in Anyigba, I was on my way to Abia state, but before the journey, I went to an eatery with my friend to eat, after the food, I paid, and the guy that was selling the food gave me change that was more than my change, I told my friend the guy made a mistake that my change is more, I told him that I want to return the excess, he jokingly said if I try it that he'll slap me that instead of me returning the excess "change" that I should give it to him, I told him I won't return it again. After I bid my guy goodbye, he went his way, then I went back to the food seller and gave him the excess change...

I left Anyigba, when I got to Enugu that was where I met those guys, I got to peace park, as I was about going inside to take a car to Umuahia, one guy stopped me, he greeted me and I responded, I thought he was selling something, I told him I was in a haste, as I was about going, he stopped me again and pleaded for my audience, he said he came to Enugu from Cotonou with 50 laptops and 30 blackberry (blackberry then na hot cake na) that he kept very close to Fr. Mbaka's church that I should PLEASE follow him to the place so that he'll bring it from there to the park to sale, I told him I don't know the place o, then I left him.

As I was going another guy came, he asked me what we were discussing, I told him, then the first guy came again and said if WE can help him locate where he kept those laptops and blackberry, that he'll give us one laptop each, the second guy said "let's give it a try" and as me mumu na, I was happy I was about owing a laptop, took a car, I paid for three of us (the "Cotonou" guy said he doesn't have naira note with him and that they'll cheat him if he pays with DOLLAR).

Got to old market, they already kept one keke there with a rider inside, when we got there, the first guy entered, I told the second guy to enter so that I'll not be in their middle, the guy said, I shouldn't worry that I should enter, I overheard the first guy telling the keke rider; "start a nu keke a na", meaning, start this keke na, as I was about entering the keke, my elder brother's call came in, after I finished answering the call, till today I didn't even know what happened, I just told them I was not interested again, that they should be going.
I took another car back to peace park, as I was discussing it with some people in the car, they said, those guys could be ritualist, and i started pondering, what if i had not returned that food seller's excess change? I can't forget that day, since then, I don get sense.

Have you had similar experience?

Makavelli25:
He is 19
She is 16 and ya telling us he was forcefully putting it.

Come op are you okay.
Your sister cant fight of a 19 year old houseboy or cant she shout the hell of her voice.

Abi she be dundi ni
Op no let me vex o.
You caught your sister having sex with the houseboy and you feel mad about it.
So gedifork outa here

Mtcheew, no mind OP, at first I thought the girl will be around 7 or 8. 16 years old that know what they want... She said "rape"

SFCommander2:
Lol.. I laugh in Madagascar.. LOLLLL... 4m, you don't minit. What's your source pls? What I heard is that it's around 2m

I heard their salary is around 400k, and from the first day in training till the last day, they'll sum your salaries up plus other bonuses... I could be wrong though

SFCommander2:
Hopefully, concrete updates on the next stage of the recruitment process will be made available between late March and early April, or perhaps after Easter celebrations. Then, resumption at NDA for cadet training may commence around May and last till sometime around July/August 2021. Best of luck guys. Until those precious moments, you just gotta chill.

DISCLAIMER: The above claims are not authoritative, but are based only on mere speculative predictions, which may also turn out to be factual in the end. This is because the last two recruitment exercises had consistently followed this duration pattern of 3 months after aptitude tests. So, this personal input is basically inductive.

that's one fuccking year man, that's too long, 1 year! Haba, just that after the one year, you'll have nothing less than 4m in your account

wandium:
Sad but true, Corona will create employment slots by the time it's done

amen o, make e favor me/us o

Odion2016:
Searching for ventilators tho...Good job Sir..You are obviously blessed

what's it used for? Which work e dey do?

darkgal:
You are in the right place.
Name and location please

and the agency he'd like to work

Heineken:
baba you fit use cyber Cafe.. It's 50 naira

ok, phone no fit run am?

Heineken, abeg, how I go take edit that medical certificate?

Heineken:
yes that's it

I don do am jare, I mo know say the "nscdc" na all caps

Heineken:
hahahaha you didn't do it well na. Ensure there's no space at all. Kogi state uni na?

yes, no space na

Heineken:
baba I just checked now.. Your details cm up immediately. Updating for you won't make sense since you're not here. You gat to diy

no be cdfipb.careers dem dey take check?

Heineken:
baba I just checked now.. Your details cm up immediately. Updating for you won't make sense since you're not here. You gat to diy

ahn ahn, why dem come dey tell me another thing na?

Heineken:
nawao. Send your email and your reference number. Let me help you check.

bendave11@gmail.com
NSCDC-2019-3420510

Heineken:
sent boss. Hope you Don update your civil defence? No time bro

thanks bro, dem dey tell me say "application not successful "

Heineken:
I have bro... For the waec.. Write your candidate number.... For the nysc write the year to year .... For the degree write from which year to which.

Heineken! Abeg I need that medical certificate o, abeg... Bendave11@gmail.com

real1000:
Is it possible to edit a name of an agency on recommendation letter on computer and input another agency name on it?

Real baba, this hustle must pay o

mr11:
Guys something is happening here Ncdmb and Nbais,just get a recommendation letter.

since their headquarter is in Yenogoa, will they collect CV and recommendation letter in Abuja here?

mr11:
Guys something is happening here Ncdmb and Nbais,just get a recommendation letter.

thank you jare(Others go prefer to hide the info from some of us that are jobless) na how to enter NASS get recommendation letter now be my problem..

Grape1:
This life don tire me. I might call it quit someday. I see no essence in life anymore.

Graduated for many years with nothing tangible to show for. Tried my hands in so many things, but always got burnt in the end. Where do I even start. I feel like I'm the laughing stock of people around me. I've tried seeking help, all to no avail.

I've been tempted to do illegal things like Yahoo and armed robbery, but i'ld rather die than cause another pain. And I hope in the end my creator will forgive me.

easy bro! Hold on, your Testimony is on the way, believe me, God won't me you down

mr11:
Guys please and please learn how to respect people you see online here because most of the ogas do follow nairaland I was surprise when
I saw one of my oga reading nairaland news on his laptop,please respect one another because no one knows who will help him and not everybody you see here are jobless some are ogas but you won't know.

make those Ogas because of God almighty locate me na

mr11:
Senate has banned visitors for now ,you should have done that since.

I heard people are still entering, just that they have to send your name to the first and second gate... If you have or know anybody inside, can you help me?

Heineken:
daben1 how far? Check your pm

I have brother