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because the way you just dey dance dey make me do you muah muah
the way you just dey laugh dey make me do you muah muah
again do you muah muah
do you muah muah
uhun do you muah muah
do you muah muah







i dey laff. @op, update us WRT her american trip episode

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LMAO. laffing cuz of his brazen display of anger

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why?

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do you fall among that category? I will wana bite you.

(1) take her back. F[b]uc[/b]k her punny constantly for 10yrs. After that, dump her.

(2) keep her but continue dating a new girl. The aim here is to make her watch events, to make her know that she is a 'C class' girlfriend

(3) make sure you read, apply and master the above suggestions

(4) don't ever go contrary to the above 3 suggestions.






I would be expecting your testimony.

Chimezie198:
^ yeah! Bro dat punny is too expensive, it got a nice V junction without traffic!
Infact na $10,000

erm bro, why is bekay that expensive? Far more expensive than the new sex doll, Methink the doll should be more expensive than bekay. Can i pay $419 for bekay?

Boyloaf:
So sad! Sorry mam' but I tink u shud move on n leave him for God to clean up!

do you know how many girls will fall victim before "God cleans him up"? ORISIRISI.

Bros, no matter what happens, life goes on. Leave her now that it's early.

@aleroo, you have to work on yourself. You have to keep him at bay by fire by force 'cuz from the way you are acting, even after you are married, he will still call you for sex and (un)fortunately, you will(100% sure) give in. Our greatest weapon towards women is psychology so you have to counter that. Peace

@op, when next he comes close to him bath him with a good conc. acid or with hot oil or order for his arrest. What nonsense?! He knows how painful it would be to lose you to another man so he is trying to avoid it. He is winless winlessness loser. If you are scared you can call me let me help you execute the 'project'. As far as i am concerned, you must be in your late 20's/early 30's. Your biological clock isnt tilting to your favour girl

komole:
I have noticed the stu-pidity of most posters on this forum.
Once the first per or objection,son to respond to a thread is on the affirmative or objection, then the next posters that follows trail that path. Until of course someone else goes against the previous posters then the next set follow suit.

Why can't people be independent minded in their thoughts.

For those in doubt why can't your google the story instead of displaying your mor-oonic traits by posting nonsense.

kole kolekomole, are you mad or are you high on c[b]un[/b]t juice?

Nairaland my foot! Nairaland was out before facebook and now facebook owners are millionaires in Dollars while seun of Nairaland still scouting for adverts from google and co. say the truth abeg!

bro, instead of encouraging him, you are there hating. your annual income, in naira, had never exceeded your number of nairaland posts

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In Jesus name.

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman's body is exposed.
But dabrake ι̥š very decent,
He doesn't look at that 90%;
He looks only at the covered 10%

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alright. you are doing your job. but can you lock all the derailed threads must you wait for it to be derailed to its extreme before locking it?? just asking

jay bee, you didn't reply me. yet, you deemed it fit to lock the below thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-887033.0.html?
why?

nah coogar. that guy on red is too handsome to be killz(no offense) btw, killz is fair. erm charles, i no follow you talk that one oh. all my weapons don loss. i no fit beat woman without weapon

so what is their point?? attention seekers

erm babe, is that person a guy or a girl??

erm, jay bee instructed me to tell you guys that you all would be banned if you continue like this. so guys/girls, bury the hatchet and lets make peace. @killz, you na my guy but you too give e-slaps

BABE!:
that's one of the characteristics of a frustrated high-drop dropout, sir. You've ever tried having a conversation/argument with one?

You go frustrate ehn?  

You: What is your name?

Drop-out: What's your problem with my name? Wetin be your own name? You f00l. 4ucking basta[/i]rd, He[i]dio[/i]t . . . .

You:   

Rotfl.

So you see, Okoro Romeo is hopeless. Notice that you had to speak some sense into his head (Killz stole his head from a cow, btw) before he could give a humane response.

Na so them type be![color=#006600][i] It's like dealing with MR. c0rK. Handle with care, if you really wanna have a conversion with the sh[i]emal[/i]e.  [/color]

stop abusing mr, c0rk. the guy is just funny.

debedebe:
b4 altering any word,always av ur facts, tanx

bro, please educate me. i am ever ready to learn. i remain grateful in advance

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can i have a taste of your punny?? i promise you, i'll keep it secret

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you are mad

erm. sorry please. do love still exists?

now dinho is growing balls. this is how he should be acting. crush any bone that encroaches our dignity

sarah, i will forgive you

fashola lacks the moral justification to open his incinerator. wasn't it the same fash who sent police men to harass protesters along lekki toll gate?

i beat them to stupor