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I think what this country needs from her citizens is violence

Imagine a common criminal . . . Wonders will never end

shymmex: Hey Sugardiva, if you're online; shout me. You're the cutest chic on here! If you really do look like what your pic is saying, I think I've got the Naija chic I want. I haven't been with no naija chic for time; but I'll break all rules for you. Hit me up!!

She is cute.


Lord reed, make we see your babe(s)/sister(s) first

I love this lefulefu guy. Funny to the marrow.

Is she a prostitute?

[quote author=Mr..Cork]ermm Guys, this is yo shance to quickly expose yo sef. Its no crime to be gayy & in fact, bein gayy in 2012 means: YOU ARE USER FRIENDLY. Look at great guys like Elton John, REALITY101, Gorge Michaels,Mrs Chima, Mike Tyson and so on. cheers! [/quote]this guy is preety hilarious

blakcqueen1: I'm a south african who's been in & out of a relationship wit this Nigerian man for 5yrs. He went to get hiv tested, was happy with the results then decided to settle down that's how we got back together. Our relationship got more serious than before.

Now I recently found out that he slept wit my sister same day I was telling my sister how we were planning to get married & looking up on her seeking sisterly advise. It broke my heart they both said it was a mistake but my sister later confessed she did it intentionally because she felt she was living under my shadow. All this has passed I got back wit him but part of me still hurting,sometimes I feel that I made a huge mistake by taking him back. things got more serious than ever. We engaged & he talks about starting a family. He is kind & loving & very good wit my son he actually takes him as his own he is even plannin on changing his surname once we get married he asked me to leave my job & manages 1 of his businesses of which I did. Yet deep down I feel that I would have listened to my heart more before I made rational decisions, I still feel hurt by what happened, everynight the memories still haunt me down. I'm not yet healed & I don't know how to pull through this.

Please help.

Confused

MyNaijaLove89, please read the bolded. Thanks

My supervisor just assign me one job like that. After I finish, I go relate am

2ruink: There was a drama I bumped into this morning within the Oshodi axis. It was b/w a man that looks thirty-ish and a woman in a similar age bracket. The argument started b4 I got to the scene but when I alighted out of sheer curiosity what I saw was a man wincing periodically under a tight grip by a presumably violent woman who mercilessly dragged the seemingly surrendered man by his manliness. It took the intervention of the gathering cloud to undo her tight fist. One close observer revealed that she had some pinch of blood at the seams of her pricking nails. Just then, the victim stooped, gnashing his teeth in pain, then slowly descended to a dusty heap of metallic debris. Perhaps if held a little longer, he might simply submit to a call from the netherworld. I'm therefore spurred to ask NL ladies: how would u react if u caught another woman dragging ur hubby this way in public over a dispute?

oya, ladies make una comment

erm jaybee, what have been done to correct these anomalities? I now use my basic knowledge of html to bold, quote, strike, colour, . . . Infact, the alignment aint working. The center and right aint working(left for the fact that LEFT alignment is the default alignment, it would'nt have worked).

slimyem: he cheated on you once,he'll do it again!
Forgive him if you want and can live with what he did and marry him if you think he's the best but think it through and through before you make these big decision.
Goodluck Jonathan!

silly hypothesis.
@op, if you feel you can't trust him again, you better leave.

anonymus11: craw craw. eat rash. lapalapa. boils. weaklow. goosebumps. bumps. pimples. acne. skirt and blouse. stretch mack. black heads. body ordour. big pores. birth mack. albino. chicken pox. small pox. water born reaction. mack from stitches from clinic or chemist. sore. mack from snake or cat bite. dandruff.


can you love any body with this diseases.sentiments aside can you.me i no fit i like yellow paw paw.fresh skin.

bros, you dey find trouble oh

Deolaw: op. While reading ur post I almost thought I was Flipping through pages of d old magazines hints or heart. The story is a LIE. I no chop am

people wicked oh

I've also had my share of heartbreaks. Reason being why I will never give my heart to a girl again. You give out your heart and you lose. You leep your heart and you win. Omo, you do not change a losing team

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God of mercy.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd]@For those of you who are laughing:[size=40pt] What's so funny about domestic violence? [/size]

@::Andrew::: I hope that's not your wife o! [/quote]wonders will never end. How did that translate to being domestically violated or am I primitively oriented?

Fashola don work. I lived in lagos from birth till 2004 before relocating to Uyo. Coming back to Lagos for my SIWES programme, I can boldly tell you that BRF have done above average. There is nowhere in this world where you won't find slums. Besides, Lagos is a difficult place to govern. The number of area boys in lagos is outnumbers Akwa Ibom's population. You just must give credit to BRF

born2fuck: my friend confide in me what was going in his relationship with his fiancée who just got pregnant, he said the father-in-law called him personally and told him that the must important reason for called was that the guy must attend a celestial church of Christ(the white garment church that don't wear shoe to church) if he want her daughter in successful marriage, my friend has been a good member of a Redeemed Christian Church of God for many years,precise we use to attend Redeemed church together, I do not know what to tell him at the moment because I do not want interfere in a relationship with bad advice,my friend said he want to quit relationship for this reason,please advice on what he should do and I will know how to table your advice before him, I don't want to mention their names but the relationship is 4 yrs old while pregnancy involved already

i just can't beleive the bolded.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]And to be honest, they aint even Man lovers. WHAT IS GOIN ON? Thats why I now walk around with a Coat. PLEASE ADVISE!! cheers! [/quote]wonders will never end. Wetin man pikin no go read again for this forum?

BlackPikiN: This is the most f0rked up video!


The story line no follow video.

The video suppose be an outdoor scene.
Wetin some people dey think self?


Anyway, na 5/10.

bros, sesan video no dey ever follow story line nah. the one wey vex me pass na Gbona Feli Feli

princedant: As you read this story, a French show promoter is biting his fingers and regretting. Reason, he was swindled off $100, 000 USD (N15 million) by a fake P-Square’s manager.

According to sources, the road to ‘magahood’ began late last year when the French promoter, eager to bring the singing sensation to France had gone to, of all places, Facebook and Twitter to launch a search for P-Square.

His search led him to phony Facebook and Twitter IDs purportedly belonging to the manager of the twins in France. Sources say the ID belonged to an Igbo guy, who claimed he had acquired the franchise to manage P-Square in France for two years.

While we are not sure whether it was ‘juju’ or sheer brain he used, what we are sure of is that the Frenchman, believing he was talking with the right person transferred a whopping $100, 000 USD into the account of the fake P-Square’s manager.

However, it soon dawned on him that he had been swindled after the fake P-Square’s manager stopped taking his calls and so he raised the alarm but it was too late, the account into which the money was wired had been cleaned out and the fake manager had popped into the blue.
Reacting to the story, an ex-PMAN president, who did not want his name in print, had lamented thus: “This is tragic! The fault lies with the artistes who wouldn’t join a union. If there is a real union, things like this would not happen because the union would be the first port of call for any show promoter from any part of the world wanting to do business with Nigerian artistes.

“This kind of stuff happens all the time. It has happened to D’banj and a number of other artistes and I believe it’s their fault.”

Meanwhile, we hear that the French show promoter is leaving no stone unturned in fishing out the culprit and is currently making efforts to reach out to security agencies in the country.
Off the Stage will keep you posted as events unfold.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/blockbuster/2012/mar/17/blockbuster-17-03-2012-003.html

I almost believed it not till i saw this

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mykejones: I saw Drogba leavin d stadium and headin for d Airport....Straight to Baba place.
Him need to renew d jazz! Go Drug!

LMAO. Nairalanders nor go kill me with laugh

bennyraz: I told u frm d begining of dis match dat Torres gona score 2goals. Check my post.

guy, I dey feel you die

Thank God oh. at least, uns(killz) might finally go to school

coffins

ITbomb: a demonic spiritual husband went and have sex with a girl and she got ¿HEAVENLY FEELING¿ Wetin concern heaven with spiritual husband?

LMAO. Nairalanders are really funny