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lola.luv:
Don’t even think about it, she said warningly, her concentration on the bust, examining it appraisingly before rubbing her clay-dirtied hands down the side of her overalls.

Say what? Tunji asked, alarmed he’d somehow given away the thoughts running through his mind.

I said, don’t even think about it, she repeated, turning to look at him squarely, a small smile playing around her lips.

What are you talking about? He asked again, his voice sounded guiltily gruff even to his own ears. Was she a witch or something?
You’ve been shifting your legs restlessly. I bet you want to run and leave me here, right? Well, it’s not happening! She laughed, wagging her mud-stained index finger briefly at him.

Ah! Better. For a scary second, I thought you’d started talking to that creepy head you’re moulding. It’s said after all that the most talented people are a tad crazy!

She burst out laughing, her hands akimbo. He joined her in laughter, thank goodness! Boy, was he relieved!
Boredom setting in, perhaps? She asked, washing her hands in a bucket of water.

Nah! Don’t hassle yourself about me, you have an interested spectator in me. You know you’re very talented, right? I can see that sculpture sitting nicely in front of one of my constructions.
Shouldn’t the embellishing aspect of a construction be a decorator’s jurisdiction, she asked.

Well, I’m a builder with a difference, he said. Where I work during the hols, we try to get contracts in sync. The company has different departments so Engineers, architects, decorators and horticulturists, we start a job from scratch and we finish it up, essentially. So I’ve garnered experience with what I think should look good with my constructions!
Wow, that’s cool, she exclaimed. She had also heard somewhere before about the fact that his dad's construction company was innovative and different. She was secretly impressed about the fact that he wasn't trying to show-off or anything.

I think you would fit in with the company if they decide to start a department that offers your kind of service! Cause, you’re very good, at least from what I see! He added.
She noted he wasn't letting on he was talking about his father's company. She liked simplicity; she was seriously liking him.

Well, to my lecturers, I’m just average, she smiled, wiping her hands on a napkin.

Of course. You really don’t expect them to tell you you’re the best, do you? I mean, look at me. Engine treats me like his anathema but when it comes to real business, darn I know I come close to the being the best in class. If I’m not the best, that is! I don’t need Engine to tell me before I know my capabilities!

Hmmmn, someone’s ego tripping, she laughed. She rather liked his confidence too. It wasn't overbearing, just brutally honest. And he had the right to be proud of his academic achievements; rather than his father's achievements.

Yeah, he answered, flexing his chest muscles under the kaftan. You place a high price on yourself and nobody under prices you!

Hear thee! Hear thee!! she laughed. Now, where’s my mirror? Lemme clean my face and we could get out of here, I'm done for today! She bent to rummage her bag. I’m sure I’m all spattered with mud and stuff!

He walked up to her and pried away the wet wipe she had gotten from a pack in her bag. He pulled her closer and examined her face.
You don’t have to bother, I usually use the mirror, she declared.

Yes, and now that I’m here, I’ll take care of that!
He dabbed at her face with the moist napkin, and noted she was looking down, resolutely refusing to look at his face. In sudden spontaneity, he tipped her chin, and her eyes, tempestuous and stormy clashed with his own. For moments, they just stood looking at each other till he slowly bent his head to lower his lips on hers.

exactly what i've been waiting for. hope they did that thing in the sculpture garden

cantell,
bro, i sell vitali klitschko hands. do you want to buy??

buy 2 vitali klitschko hands and get one free

yuzedo:
Lmao! Dabrake! Okkkk! E don turn to male cute competition now shay? U come to NL to scope pictures of innocent guys baa? Does that get you off bro?  
Just messin with you. It has never been about whether "he is cute or not", yeah, he's alright, but for fuc.ks sake, why are you even on about whether a nuqqa be cute or not? Pipe-down hommie. This thread isn't about homo-fiesta and who fine pass. .  

you called him an 'agege swag' and i said he is cute. you disagreed. told you to post yours. why then are you annoyed??

Ekiti1:
.Let me create a scenario:
girl:
You must kill me 2day *locks the door and throws key into her bra(br.e.ast)*
Guy:
yes, 2day na 2day, I will show you *grabs girl, holds her two hands in a firm grip with his left hand, uses right hand to open bra and descends on b.rea.st heavily with good sucking*
Girl:
you *moans*must *moans*kill *moans*me
Guy:
(continues the job at hand)
Girl:
You . . . . *moans*
You . . . . .*another moan*
Y. . . . *reaches for the kpekus*
END OF STORY.
Lol.
Am outta here!

chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have died

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why? what if an emergency call was to 'come in'?

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@yuzedo, post your pix let's see if you're 'cuter'

walcolm:
i dont think its impossible. but since 99.99% of women wil not do what the lady did, they'll never experience what she experienced

but of course, they have to comfort themselves by saying only very few men will do what the guy did

bro, are you Styl-Plus?

moHot:
that ur girl is something else, i do not support her actions



@TOPIC

Seriously i still pity that guy that will raise his hands to beat me, cheat on me and i will dump ur silly a$$ but lay those hands on me and you get dumped in the morgue or hospital *FACT*

i have heard that many times. i will be waiting for that woman.

yuzedo, he is cute but he should be tough. maybe he is not good in bed. all those girls wey been dey f-up for my side before, na just one night do the whole magic

Sugardiva:
Well the story does sound fictional and the girl's actions were inexcusable. But if the story is indeed true he showed that he was the better human being. Two wrongs will never make a right. As human beings we shldnt do things just because we can.  That ability to hv controlon our will is the singular thing that differenciates humans from other animals. If it were Dabrake or any other member of WAGBAN here in tht situation he wld probably be on trial for murder and/or under the wrath of God and the law of karma. But the guy lives freely to tell the story so speaking objectively whose reaction is best for the guy who was so wronged here? The storytellers' or urs?

what the hell is my name doing in your post

@op, you have time. you begged her that long wetin i no go read for nairaland?

Ranoscky:
Dabrake, believe u me, u just made my day! Finitly, sincerely and honestly speakin!

Imagine! Carry bd date for head dey waka up and down? A woman that REALLY and TRUELY loves her husband should NOT even bother about that excreta cos, it's not more important than the EVERYDAY struggle to put food on the table and makin sure that she's in a happy home. Good and fine, I forgot ur bd, so? Should that be a problem? [just like the op's]

Darling, u forgot to wish me a happy bd yesterday. Oh!, really? Eyaaa, Im sorry my dear. U know I have been busy and stressful all these while. Just xplain somethin that'll make her understand and not to worry. The next day, when comin back from work, u branch to a gift shop and get her a bd frame and a nice gift [maybe a perfume or anythin she'll like, without her notice]. When u get home and present it to her, believe u me, she'll definitely appreciate it and be more than greatful [Except u go marry a girl wey b say, on her bd, she go dey xpect trip to paris for shoppin]. Nextime, even if u forgot her bd again, she wont bother that much cos, 1) she already knows it's cos of soo much stress, 2) u already showed how sorry and carin u are, by comin home with a nice bd gift lastime.

But, any yeye tin wey no go bear wit my plea, i go givam d warnin of her life! Shey dey mad for head! NONSENSE!!

I cant shout abeg, I south shout, biko!

yes, i do keep convincingly dates but am I perfect? so if i forget your birthday, i no go hear word. why you no come install alarm clock for my head. you for write program sef make the program sef dey ring bell sef for my head make i dey remember shey. even memory cars sef no dey perfect. shey if i tell you happy birthday without food for house, shey you go happy abi. i dey crack head as i go take expand salary make im enter 8 digits. you dey here dey vex for wetin no fit pay school fees. you dey vex for wetin no fit pay hospital bill. God punish that kain wife wey wan tear chest gimme over birthday

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watch events unfold

na styl plus dey sing this kain song

ojeycombo, you were too slow. you would have called me. i swear, i would have borrowed you vitali klitschko's fist. WTH. what nonsense. as soon as you slap me, chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just to let her watch events unfold so that she would come to the sad conclusion that "i care less about her". its very painful

very rare in nigeria. like 0.003%

tisa bone,
shey na for mouth?? that one no go say make my spirit dampen. you play the 'gentleman' and she sees you as a Goodluck Jonathan
i rather be an obasanjo






#jaybee
any woman wey no go gimme peace don indirectly tell me say make i go find peace outside. omo, thank God for the word M.I.S.T.R.E.S.S. i don go get one sharp sharp. i fit stay outside house for 4 days sef

Sugardiva:
Chei poverty mentality that naija men have no be here, I swear! So a girl breaks ur phn, u brk her jaw? The jaw of a living breathing woman is equivalent to the value of a mere bb? I no blame all d naija guys here. Na poverty dey worry una. If not u will be able to differentiate btw the value of things and the value of life.

And to all of y'all dissing female lawyers. Is that intimidation or inferiority complex i hear in ur tone? Or is it just plain stupidity? Rilli trying to figure out which it is. After reading this thread i realize that 80% of naija men dont deserve to be husbands, BFs or even FWB. The 20% that are are endangeared species. God help us.

what about people who are burnt to death 'cause of a 'mere' bb? after all, the price of a bold 4 can foot her 'jaw repairing' hospital bill in LUTH. if i'm still angry, i'ld take her to UBTH(ask pendo89/ID/freecocoa why UBTH is that good)

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can't say about that. is it by force to spend my pocket money on you? if i no hold money for 10mins, we go quarrel for that 10mins. WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!. one day, i was with her when a guy came with a childish camry. see her running to him, jumped on him and gave him a deep kiss. . . i had to swallow spittle many times. the guy was touching her arse and hips provocatively and the likes, . . . whn i asked her who he was, her reply : "he is my uncle" that guy isnt older than me with more than 4years. the next day(shey because i no dey carry car enter school/i no fit drive), i took 4 of my friends to my house(my mum was in abj to co-ordinate SSS promotional exams.), gave each of them a car key each to my mum's car and we drove 4 of them to school, . . . after they all entered her, . . . let me stop there. i don see nonsense. they say "you attract the girls you deserve.". BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the other one converted me into her 'assignment boyfriend'.

Goldieluks:
ndabros mr Nigerian lawyer, so what your saying in essence is that its is justifiable in the Nigerian law, for a man to beat his wife??  Why am I not surprised Nigeria is apparently a third world country.


For those married men who believe in beating their wives. How many times
would you hit your wife if she keeps annoying you? Uncountable times??
Self control is the key, age doesn't come with maturity, but it is how well you handle
your issues and arguements/disagreements with your wife,that's what makes you a REAL
man, am not saying you should stoop so low just to please your wife in every instance, but use
Wisdom.

Sugardiva:
Evry1 talking abt provocation lemme tell u, under the law reaction must be proportionate to the provocation. If a woman slaps u and u beat her up ur reaction is proportional to the provocation invovled. Buh if a woman just keeps talking its not.

Wife and gf beaters are just wimps. Men who have no self worth. When ur male friend with a six pack says somethng annoying why dont u try to beat him? Cowards. Its only with women u hv strength. Most beaters are loosers with no accomplishment who already feel worthless and so they beat u tryna convince themselves that they can dominate somethng at least. Well All u WAGBAN (according to KILLSZ) members may God deliver u frm ur inferiority complex.

no matter how hard you try, if you cross your boundary, i will have to put you in check anyhow. if 'gentlemanliness' do not work, i will have to apply force.








and for your info, i brush any guy i feel like. imma bone crusher. i re-engineer faces

KINGwax:
It's a popular sayin that monkey no fine but him mommy like am.

that na because the mama no fine nah. fineboy no dey put food for table oh. dem no dey use fineboy take make am.

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the love will grow 7 rhinoceros horns. Ive done that a lot when i truly loved without success. now that i just go after the punny, they now tend to love. WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onosy:
Some Ladies on NL and the world over are satanic, They just misled other unwise ladies,  Some ladies that say they can't wash there Husband cloth here on NL will Can even go as far as washing their mother inlaw's cloth, They just post those disguising comments to misled other ladies and the unwise ladies will have problems with their loving Husbands for nothing sake,

bro, why are you wating your time their type will wash their husband mistress's clothes. i can wash my wife clothes too. and i will do it. let the women display 'worded' feminism here. muu che che che che che.

CArt:
^ Sharp guys

i have to laff

it is not a must. personally, i don't like seeing people washing my clothes. i do it myself but if she insists on washing it/them, its no problem.

Benzora:
@poster if you marry my daughter and lay your filter hands on her for whatever justifiable reason then I ll make you regret why you got married in the first instance. I ll clear whatever doubts that made you start this thread. Don't even think it as you obviously don't ve any idea what it takes to bring up a girl child.

make your daughter do wetin methodman's babe do am
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-884556.416.html#msg10330649
and u go know if i no go cripple her destiny. i go follow beat you join, disfather you sotey u go turn son

3ndy:
then u quote freddie!!!
though i think ur comment hit da point!!

you were quoting fr3ddi3    =   _bR_c
i was quoting the comment you     =   _bR_c
therefore i was quoting fr3ddi3    =     _aR_c


law of transitivity.  

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then what of the guys who follow expired women?? are they players/sharp guys?

Nayah:
Poster, good morning there's always a solution to avoid violence especially towards your wife!! the mature way to handle some argues is self control, just go out and try to go round and round, then when you feel the atmosphere is better to talk, just communicate and see what's happened and tell her what you don't like

Violence doesn't solve NONE problem, trust me

a very nice way to buttress your point in a forum instead of being the very personification of self-contradiction.

agape love = white
parental love = pink/blue/white
romantic love = coal tar black/bloody red

tellwisdom:
killishi, you this gaytic donkey. shut your stinking mouth up. You aint making one iota of sense ever since you started this thread.

You are only fond of taking sides on the gurls so as to get a punny, which of course, na only cheap compliment u just dey pile up ever since u joined this forum #Mumu pikin, if the cheapest punny which is ONILA'S AND Freecocoa, u never taste  

bro, freecocoa can only introduce him to her friends as "my nairaland friend". freecocoa is good enough for denzel washington

was referring to fr3ddi3. you roger?