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N101:
@ amblors, I've been trying to find the word too, and it isn't "humour".

marcmuzman:
Expirences With Customs At Lagos Airport

Hey,

I am coming to Nigeria for vacation in a couple of days,  I am American and my Ghananian planet-of-the-apes friends tell me too much bizarre stories about Lagos Airport customs,  Please tell me if I need the following :

[list]
[li] The Yellow Fever Vaccine  and the certificate
[/li] Money for bribes
[li] Naira in hand because I heard they want to take foreign currency like its illegal
[/li]
[/list]

marcmuzman:
Expirences With Customs At Lagos Airport

Hey,

I am coming to Nigeria for vacation in a couple of days,  I am American and my [s[Ghananian[s/] planet-of-the-apes friends tell me too much bizarre stories about Lagos Airport customs,  Please tell me if I need the following :

[list]
[li] The Yellow Fever Vaccine  and the certificate
[/li] Money for bribes
[li] Naira in hand because I heard they want to take foreign currency like its illegal
[/li]
[/list]

olaezebala:
Nigeria police are the most silly and useless body of individual have ever seen in my life. Yesterday I was moving within the city of Ibadan when a senseless bus hit me from behind. My brake light got broken and the police met us at the scene and settled the matter then they left. Lo and behold, after 3 minutes of driving away from the scene, I met this same police officers asking what happened to my brake light. I was so suprised and wi tried explaining to them that they were the ones that came to the accident scene and settled the matter.they never listened and they asked one of their officers to lead me to their station where I was asked to bail my car. Senseless fools.

mitofag:
I am not surprised. Most of the students in Unity Schools are dimwits like Sagamite Fagamite Fagamoron

dayokanu:
English people are naturally dumb.

WHy would anyone forget that Roy Makaay of BAYERN MUNICH scored the fastest goal in CL history vs REAL MADRID

eyoniggar:
^^^^, Abegee cos Skepe don win tonight, we nor go hear word.!!

They'll see why Barca hates to draw or lose @ sansiro.

mitofag:
Wonders shall never[size=15pt] cease.[/size]


Why do Ibo people speak bad English? Almost every Ibo poster on this forum has issues with the Queen's language.

You should stick to your native language, if English no gree you, abi wetin sef

mitofag:
Na your papa language? I am not smart because I called it Queen's language instead of Queen's English? What a clown

Begging the question ediot. ROFLMAO

Kobojunkie:
Rejected!!!!

the last thing we need is more money to be funneled in to the pocket of the same thieves that have robbed Nigerians, and their children and children's-children for the past 30 decades.

semid4lyfe:
So that ''agbero'' rapper actually thinks he can act?

I avoid his movies like a plague. . . .

M M M:
i heard 50 cent is from isiala ngwa i heard 50 cent is from isiala ngwa

OAM4J:
[size=13pt]Ogun to reduce number of tertiary institutions[/size]

The Ogun State government on Wednesday gave an indication of its intention to reduce the number of its tertiary institutions, as it expressed worry over what was described as the proliferation of state-owned higher education institutions.

It would be recalled that the immediate past administration led by Gbenga Daniel had established six tertiary institutions in addition to the existing four in the state, bringing the total number to 10.

The Commissioner for Education, Science and Technology, Olusegun Odubela hinted at a reduction while addressing journalists at his Oke-Mosan office, in Abeokuta, the state capital. He said "as a state, we believe that this number is huge, but we don't want a situation where we will take a decision without bringing in experts who will look at it and then recommend."

He explained that the newly inaugurated panel of visitation and fact-finding is set to carefully look into the issues.

"They will look at it, look at the reasons why those schools were set up. Are they actually meeting those needs? Do we have good schools? We don't want to sit as a government and take a decision without bringing in proper professionals who will look into it and then recommend to us and that is what we have done," said Mr Odubela.



Following due process

On the controversial return of schools to missions, the commissioner condemned the action of Mr Daniel's administration, which, according to him, did not follow due process.

"At the time the past administration would get that MoU where they agreed to handover those schools, they were not considering the law which is still in existence. That law has not been amended, it has not been repealed and an MOU cannot supersede a law. It was not properly done and that MoU, to me, cannot withstand the position of the law," Mr Odubela said. "Secondly, we discovered that the past administration did not actually take a lot of things into consideration. If you just agree with the way they have done, almost about 30,000 of our students will be roaming the streets because they will not be able to pay those fees that will be charged by those missionary schools."

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5741982-146/story.csp

Cipriani:
It is true oooooo. I received such phone call but I put the phone close to the ears of my dog and pressed the answer button. As soon as my dog barked and heard the caller's voice, it drop dead instantly. BTW, my dog's name is Scooby.

R.I.P. SCOOBY From 09/04/2005 - 14/09/2011. We love you and miss you. Hope to see you in heaven but not soon.

omogidi234:
May be Nigeria has improved now that ABATI is on board. After all he rolled out their 100 days achievement including a visit to O[/b]riginal [b]B[/b]lack [b]A[/b]frican [b]M[/b]anaging [b]A[/b]merica.  finally. Show me your achievement abi [b]have u shaken any US president in your life?

real4life:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nvIpsNazCk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9kSBEv5OkY

naijays:
Olisa Publicly Apologizes For Beating Colleague. 'we All Make Mistakes'

As has been widely reported I was involved in an altercation with a work colleague during the week. I am deeply regretful of what transpired and have taken full responsibility for my actions. I have privately apologized to my colleague, the team that I work with and I am taking this opportunity to apologize to the public at large.
As humans we all make mistakes and I made a major one which is completely out of character. I over reacted to a situation and that is something that will never repeat itself.

Despite being at the centre of a media feeding frenzy, I’ve been silent in order to allow the organization, to which I’m affiliated with and at who’s premises the incident occurred, to carry out its investigations and come to a conclusion but most importantly to allow the aggrieved party (Mr. Adewunmi Oyekanmi) time to accept my heartfelt apology.

While the events have been distorted, I am very apologetic about the situation but picking holes in the media reports or pointing out the falsehoods will not be useful, however, any kind of loss of control is not excusable and I have since tendered an unreserved apology to 'Dewunmi. I have always preached against violence and so this is a time for some reflection. Again, I apologize and I thank ‘Dewunmi for accepting my apology.

I would like to thank the hundreds of people who called me and those who sent in messages
For more than 20years now, I’ve operated in the Electronic media sector without a blemish but by this action, I have let myself down and most importantly I’ve let Family, Friends and the millions of people who look up to me, down.”
To those who have been clamoring for my response, I thank you for your patience and understanding.

http://www.jimmysonde.com/2011/09/olisa-adibua-of-beat-fm-publicly.html?m=1

Kunbee:
Shattap!!

If you want to apologise do so, don't say we all make mistakes. Meaning anyone who commits a crime should be congratulated and since "we" are human it should be excused and he shouldn't be punished or chastised. Because someone slept on your couch

And Dewunmi never said anything about you apologising except you been suspended in which the Beat fm still let you work after your suspension started.

No wonder he isn't married
Who is the "we"? I would rather not be human