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Rvp!! I bliv u die

God go punish dis referee. Y im dash chelsea dat kain goal? I bliv gunners die. Goal!!!

Ma mum, ma 3 siblings(female), ma female friends & ma female foes hv, 2 a gr8 level, playd major roles in ma personal engineering. So i cnt say therez no woman behind ma excellence. Itz gonna b a lame inference imho

I'v gt system analysis and designs exam dat day. Smh. Barka de sallah 2 AL[/b]ma[b]J[/b]iri boko[b]HAREM

High_Chief:
^^^Funny enough Terry plays better under pressure. Not far off again. I am leaving now, will be back here again, but this time with a glass of champagne to celebrate Chelsea victory

chei! Dat one mean say i go kill chelsea b dat nah. Under pressure, diego milito made terry look so average when he scored during chelsea 2 : 1 defeat @ d san.siro @ d 3rd minute. Worse wuz @ d etihad stadium when carlos tevez converted him 2 his play thing b4 scorin hilario in chelsea's 4 : 2 defeat. Wad can u say 2 that? Arsenal al d way. Gun chelsea down 4 mi. Wuld luv 2 c avb dance silly 2mao.

AKWA IBOM STATE
economy: 2nd/1st highest oil producing state. Infrastructure : fastest growin state in 9ja. Security : most peaceful state in d south of d niger. Comedy : our language is a natural comedy that wil cause u laffta that wil make u live long. Christianity: abak lga has d highest no of churches in d world. Noise pollution reduction: we help reduce frequent dog barkings by eating them, thereby leavin much meat 4 d rest of 9ja pple. Division of labour: by sendin our pple 4 housemanship, we help ease burden on d part of parents. International acclaimation: wikileaks listed ma state as a state 2 watch out for in terms of performance. Craftmanship: we r a raffia headquaters. Our guys also make quality coffins and so on. I could go on and on

AKWA IBOM STATE
economy: 2nd/1st highest oil producing state. Infrastructure : fastest growin state in 9ja. Security : most peaceful state in d south of d niger. Comedy : our language is a natural comedy that wil cause u laffta that wil make u live long. Christianity: abak lga has d highest no of churches in d world. Noise pollution reduction: we help reduce frequent dog barkings by eating them, thereby leavin much meat 4 d rest of 9ja pple. Division of labour: by sendin our pple 4 housemanship, we help ease burden on d part of parents. International acclaimation: wikileaks listed ma state as a state 2 watch out for in terms of performance. Craftmanship: we r a raffia headquaters. Our guys also make quality coffins and so on. I could go on and on

Now, i hv no other reason 2 gt angry @ dayokanu weneva he refers 2 gej as odechukwu retardeen. Btw, hw dis man carry receive phd? Silly dum @rseho!e whuz nt different frm a refuse dump. Gej, noi and all ur cohorts, continue ur evil agenda. May u all die b4 2013. And we shall all celebrate their obituary. Mr Beaf, we'r waitin 4 ur comment

Mr Beaf, where r u?

NnamdiN:
O'coz we suppose relate, e b like say na only me n you o. Na my faculty get annexe na lol(greatest business students). I don't av any class 2day but send me your digits to 08068365527, I go holla u 2moro wen I enter school or 2day by 5(I get some kind meeting 4 convoc park )

ma num : 08186646630. Buh ur faculty greedy. Agric don dey top una. Y una go present 3 candidates un2 sug elections nah? Wel, dat una 9t, i go come oh. I wan c durella perform.

Gaddafi-ism

omo_to_dun:
California Institute of Technology: Computer Science & Mathematics

caltech and MIT!!! Ma dream skuls. Buh as mi no been fit afford am nah, . . . Guy, congrats and b diligent. Ciao

NnamdiN:
I really have to bail my school ooo

Banking/finance

UNIVERSITY OF UYO

hey yoh nnamdi. Wad up? We b paddy nah 4 nl. Mi na maths/stats/comp.Sc 4 town campus. U dey annexe nah. Make we relate?

Mathematics, Statistics & Computer Science. UNIUYO

moHot:
i agree with you on this, it is what you want as a lady that you get from men
I make bold to say that am an independent young woman, who have worked hard POSITIVELY THOUGH to get to where i am today and being born with a silver/diamond/no spoon at all has nothing to do with it.
Many women dream of getting married to a rich guy, what they have failed to realise is that their life/ their well being/the society which they may want to help will only revolve around that man's income it means they can't get things they love if the man does not have the means, HO MI GOD i shiver at the thought of that,
Let Adenuga toast me today,all i want from him is to show me how he made his dough,Let all girls start telling all those rich men to teach them how to fish instead of opening their legs to receive few fish, i rest my fingers!!

/*kisses moHot many timez ourra love*/ thatz d quote of d day.

Freesia:
It all boils down to some Ladies & Gents trying to be wannabes.Many people want to look and feel rich.Be content with what you've got
If a man hasn't paid your bride price yet you shouldn't be demanding for money.Let him give it to you if he wants to.
[b]A boyfriend will "assist"(because it's not his duty) his girl where he feels the need,[b] and if he doesn't give you cash, remind yourself you're in the r/ship with him because of who he is and NOT what he has (if it's a genuine r/ship)
Couples should learn to make equal deposits if not more into each others lives or else one of you will always be overdrawn

exactly ma point. Wel, weneva i notice a money conscious gul, i back of asap. Whu gt tym 2 dey find money wey i no get giv u? Tym wey i 4 cary solve maths/dey build small information systems, i go dey use d tym dey find bb, ipad, . . . 4 u? Lai lai! Na so one gul wey been dey chase mi cum die. We com turn friends. D gul dey demand die(i just enta uni then. 2009). I com ask am one day "where do u think i gt moni frm? Even if they pluck d moni frm trees, dnt u knw dat 4 u 2 climb dat tree pluck d cash na work?" ha response "then y r u askin mi out?". Shior! See person wey been dey ask mi out sef wan com reverse am. I kick ha @rse asap dat day. Me thank God 4 ma gf now. Ha parent no grab(as in finacially) buh she no dey ask mi 4 cash. I jst sabi sey mi on ma own person suppose dey free am. & i dey chop ha punny die oh. Na so e suppose b.(blazing88, i no yun sey na 2 dey chop free punny b d real thing oh cuz i knw say na wetin u go post nah.nah. We luv each other & i show much commitment. Lykwise ha.

Perfect birthday gift 4 mukina2

She wuz 9s, we luvd each other buh it jst wuznt workin. Sumwhere deep in ha hrt, she realised dat she neva wantd 2 see me again. Sumwhere up in ma head, i also realised that i'ld b bera off if i let ha go.

claremont:
Yes, a man can be guilty of r-aping his wife. I wonder why a man would go as far as r-aping his wife, when there are other women outside who are very willing to help him massage his loins; doesn't make any modicum of sense to me.

exactly what i would have done

Hbd mukina2. Jst hoping dat arsenal fc completes d joy diz weekend. Pls helep us unban 190

soloqy:
Its not possible. Stop kidding yourself. I billion page views in 24 hrs of launching? What info are you selling there that generates such traffic? How long has the domain been in existence. Do you have premium adverts on google? Even if? It just doesnt read/sound nice for one to be so unrealistic.

advertising coffin bonanza wil do d magic. Buy 2 coffins and get 1 free.

SayoMarvel:
Ludo involves considerable AI (close to that of an average game on chess), and what @poster is talking about is majorly Human vs. CPU. An AI lecturer will really not be interested in Human versus Human. And @poster can do considerable coding. @poster only needs algorithms (those search stuffs) and class diagrams (to show what interacts with what, and how). I believe he can generate the code and build an executable jar. @poster will really appreciate your help.
@poster, I believe it will do you a lot of good if you upload what you have done so far so that guys can help you grease the wearing gears. That's how its done here.
And, y'all should expect a simple game from me too very soon

may those who live afta mi continue 2 hala ur name. U stole that frm mi

Finally

Diz match chaff die

So walcott no fit score that 1?

Dem no gree show gunnerz match 4 ma hostel. Na chelsea match dem dey show

Go gunnerz! Knw u guys wont disappoint

Chei! Na who go dey trim ma finger/foot nails? Who go dey repair/shine ma shoe 4 mi @ a vewi cheap rate? Na who go dey sell suya giv mi? Na who i go fit meet wey go collect d extra rugged naira notes frm ma hand com gimme mint? So sad

Futball has always been a unifying factor in 9ja. Itz only in football where if ahmed musa scores, 9ja pple go say '9ja don score'. U no go hear 'boko.haram/almajiri don score'. Instead of u promotin d game wrt 2 national unity, u dey hia dey seek attention. Abegi go kip ur self bizzy jooh. Drawin actor and boss wuld b a bera way 2 kill idleness

vincent_09:
@op This should be one of the best post in NL.

or the dumbest?

Many bigotz here wyt andre uweh as the eternal patron. @op, follow ur mind. End of . . .

Ileke-IdI:
The good thing about telling the truth is that you'll never have to remember what you've said.

babe, u wicked die

sexkillz:
[size=14pt]Duly Noted! Any further idiotic and moronic statements? [/size]

jst wasted some hrs of ma lyf wyt diz disease. NT4F(No Tym 4 F.o.o.l.s.) lyk u

Kobojunkie:
^^^ I like knowing the truth before I cry tears for waste, especially when it comes to Nigerians.  Do you have a problem with that?  If you do, take it up with the thousands others who steeped themselves in corruption and still managed to get zombie Nigerians to defend them, and call on how GOOD even till the end

I have made no claims of knowing the man on such an intimate level as the other has and I certainly do not claim he was definitely clean in all. Someone else attempted to pass that claim around and all I have done so far is ask some simple questions people ought to ask of their leaders. Anyways, these are Nigerians so it is understandable how asking a questions is an ABOMINATION TO MANY of them. 

c(++) oriented gul. 2much priority on data management

arsenefc:
Incredible

I am flabbergasted.  WTF is all this rant, Kobo?

Arguing on a dead man's thread? Are you this lonely? You just need someone to listen to you, innit? Make friends in real life, get a job outside of your home. This is highly uncalled for, Kobo

datz wad u get wen u argue wyt sum1 who codes java as if itz going extinct

Dependin on d callibre of trap. Once left ma haus 4 d campus. Haus wuz damn tattered & unwashed plates everywia. B4 i came back, d haus wuz glittering. Datz d kind of trap i do set buh if itz a trap dat has got 2 do wyt infidelity, then i wont. Remembered placing a bet wyt ma fwend early this yr dat he wont woo ma gul within 3mnths buh he ended up doing dat in 11dys, slept wyt ha dat day(meanwhile, we wer stil keepin ourselves 'holy' 4 dat faithful day cuz she told mi dat she wuz a virgin and by then, i wuz also a virgin) chop ma 12k. Caused me hrt break(it wuz painful. Wuz ma 1st luv and ma 1st heartbreak. Though we'r stil 2geda) and it wuz durin d exams period. & I ended up wyt a 3.00 that semester. I no try am again. Lai lai.