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Please remind me to also vandalize properties when next we have a riot/protest Nonsense!!!!!!! So I will also pay for damages I've got no idea about. |
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[sarcasm] He is better than Wilshere, he is better than Wilshere. Tom Cleverly, he is better than Jack Wilshere. [/sarcasm] Deluded man RUINited fans. |
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Why should I love my enemy? Which kind nonsense be this? By the way, I didn't read the article. |
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What's happening? |
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Nigeria Jagajaga |
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Mine happened last year and I was about rounding up my SIWES programme. I had to shop for wars before returning to Uyo as the price of wears here cost die. I went to GTB to withdraw some money along Ajao expressway that night so I will get to Mandillas early the next day as i had already scheduled my routine ahead, did my transactions, climb okada and was returning home. The okada man took the shortest route down to my house and i was okay with that. All of a sudden, he killed the engine, acted like something was wrong with the tyres. From no where, 3 guys appeared, demanding for my phone(s). At first, I was acting like 'You dey mad? You know who I be?", . . . All of a sudden, I heard Gboaaaaaa!!! A gunshot. I piss for boxers small, then one of the guys razed me one Oyedepo-esque slap. Omo, I begin dey touch the guy say "Guy, you know sey I be your man nah. I go give you. You na my man, I been dey follow you play nah. Na joke, you sef suppose know when person dey follow you play. . .". I gave him my phone and my =N=61k. I also gave him the ones he didn't even ask of (my shoes and my wristwatch). ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
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dionflexy:Like seriously, dude, are you mad ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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born2fuck: Nigeria should better win because I have kept 10k for jubilation while adding ashawo to my dick on saturday night for eagles going to world cup.You need deliverance. |
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RIP Ethiopia in advance Signed dabrake |
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I am team Jazzy but believe me, I am disappointed. 1 Like |
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DailyNews: Yes dear, you are right that I committed fallacy of hasty generalization...but I want you to note that:Dude, I'm sure inferential statistics was one of your coolest courses. You nailed it. |
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ayusco85: Breaking news: i just saw on CNN and BBC news that all the ANTELOPES in Nigeria have gone into hiding. They tried to find out why, and a professor of zoology explained that the antelopes probably over heard nigerians saying they will celebrate the victory on saturday with antelope meat pepper soup. Currently the price of antelope meat per kilo has tripled due to dis hide and seek game played by d WALYA ANTELOPES in Nigeria.*Yawns* Even Bin gbagbo can do better than this. |
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agbameta:As in, why are they all frowning like SSS men? SMH. |
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Adiok ono uso. Nonsense. 1 Like |
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one.east1:It's like the moderator banned your one.east3 moniker after the ranting. |
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striker9: This is why I sometimes support jungle justice,R.I.P.Sometimes? I always do. Ever since my one chance experience in Lagos last year, my mindset towards thieves changed. They are heartless and they also deserve heartless treatment meted towards them. |
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theoctopus: What is so stup1d about this position is that they dont even know how backward it sounds. In 2013, to think that education is still all about getting 60% is so sad! Please they should send some people to Japan and learn how a modern education system should run. It is about training and preparing kids for their future, not awarding scores and grading students. So daft, this LASG!Dude, why are you so annoyed? Were you among those who failed the placement examinations? 1 Like |
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"It is not compulsory but you will use it for your CA." ![]() ![]() |
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Italiano1:I was referring to her, the girl with 500 veins on her fists. |
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Italiano1:Falls from mast. Why are you this wicked? Bragging about staying abroad as if it is a big deal. |
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tha_originator: yeeeeeeeeeeeee! Omg! Na like dis craze dey tek start oh! Seun abeg we need psychiatric section for this site oh, make pesin no go enter alaba rago marketYou are a new member. |
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About to ban someone. |
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That I was sleeping with one of my lecturers. I thank God the woman in question was understanding, coupled with her wicked lecturer husband. E for be for me. |
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dear Arsenal haters, please say something. The more the hate, the greater the motivation and wins. We need your rantings like oxygen. 2 Likes |
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"Let A = God B = Love C = Blind. If A = B (God is Love) and B = C (Love is blind), then by the rule of transitivity, B = C (God is Blind) What is your take on this?" Oboy, I chew lips that day. |
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ijescorner: this is rather harsh of Nigerian women (most as you say)Same thing happened to my exes family. Mum supported dad, dad later hit it big, dad saw mum was too old for him, dad went for a younger girl, abandoned the family, . . . But girls are the highest culprits with respect to the issue of non-appreciation. A simple "Thank you, I'm grateful" won't kill. 1 Like |
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