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MRbrownJAY: bro, i disagree with you, as it all has to do with how you approach your intended "target".

@OP
if you give this lady the chance to give you BS answers then she will, so change your tactics and get this lady involved and comfortable with you. here are just a few questions that CANNOT be answered with one liner answers:
- oh you are a student, so why did you decide to study medicine/law etc? ans : nothing
- there was a huge traffic jam on the way, how did you manage to come here so quick? ans : i don't know
- woah you are a lawyer/doctor, tell me how exciting or boring a day at work is? ans : okay
- really, you are from Kaduna? so how different life is, now that you are living in Lagos then? ans : i don't know
- are you single, really.......so why/how did your last r/ship ended? ans : i can't say
- why is a beautiful girl like you single? ans : i don't know
- he cheated on you? but how did you found out and how involved in the r/ship were you at the time? ans : i don't know
- how do you view men now that you have been burned ONCE? ans : /*she smiles while shaking her head*/

anyway you can clearly see where i am going with this: GET HER INVOLVED IN THE DISCUSSION, and when she finally relaxes around you, it will come out naturally out of her mouth.

some can be really annoying but we have some cute chatters amongst them. God help you if she's pinging while answering you

anonymus11: ok pally me. how u dey na?

i just dey my own.

femi4: Branislav Ivanovic : Odi(Deaf man cos the guy hardly speak)

djibril cisse: Babalawo (because of his tatoo)

Fabregas: Fabre-pass (accuracy in passing the ball)

Balotelli: Why always me/Problem child (You all know the reason)

Anelka: Alhaji (Because of his beards)

koscielny: Ko se yin (i.e we no get defense/back)

Henry: Igwe (you know the reason now)

Toress: 50kobo (you know now)

Vermaelen: Verminator (terminates any move from the opposing team)

Zidane: Professor

Messi: little destroyer

Ashley cole: Cashely cole (enough cash spent to move him from Arsenal to Chelsea)

C.Ronaldo: cr7

Gattusso: General

Van dar sar: Van dar save

Almunia: mumunia

Sendros: Iyawo drogba (Drogba's wife)

sol campbell: Cowbell! Our milk

Van per sie: VP/ Van rapist

oxy Chamberlain: Oxygen

Suarez: Rabbit teeth

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jay bee: Dude, I've told you on numerous occasions that e-fights aren't allowed on the romance section. I will not hesitate to ban you and the participants if and when I come across any of your numerous e-fights.
I have pleaded with you and it seems ma plea has gone to waste.

okokobioko!!!!!!! Abeg anony, no fight again. You na my man for this forum. Make jay bee no practice mugabeism on top your head. I take baba J name beg you.

Ileke-IdI:
^^^ I'm tire of staring at autopopoyo Nigerian men with inflated ego. . . . it can be quite depressing at times.

i viewed your profile picture yesterday and from what i saw, it wasn't encouraging. If all nigerian girls are like you, then 80% of any cash i come in contact with will go into purchasing of toilet soaps for w@nking. To be sincere, you are expired.

Shakara.com:
I am actualy giving out boys(swagish, handsome and virgins).
Are u a young gal, single lady, flirt or a sugar mum and u urgently need a guy, dis is your time. If you are intrested call
cassy at 08133602444 or mail me at minsphilosophy@yahoo.com

after that, buy 2 coffins and get 1 free.

beautybaby4me: I heard someone saying that three months to the wedding day,a calaber lady is taught how to treat her man right.If so,please share your views on what they are taught

so being extremely stupid = pleasing your man? huh?
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Before you view me as a jealous guy, I'm from Akwa Ibom state and I base there

If I want a girl, I will get close to her, make her my friend, become her friend(not like-a-brother-to-me friend) and make her love me. I have my way of doing that. With all that, I will be 95% good to go.

Aguero - £38 million

Nasri - £25 million

Dzeko - £27 million

Tevez - £25 million

Balotelli - £25 million

Silva - £24 million

Milner - £24 million

The look on their faces when £10 million Mikel Arteta ruins their season - Priceless.



mancini buys 5 gunners and still loses to the gunners. looooool

cowgurl: Seriously laughin my cow arse out! Hello goldieluks, if u v a prob wit me, go ahead n bring it on but if u v a prob wit dat dumbass, u sure don't nid my help dealin wit him ursef. Am hia firstly 2 v fun n secondly 2 b as objective as I can on threads, so if u v a prob wit dat, get d mess outta my face biatch!

Goldieluks: Nope I don't have no problem with you biatcch.
Lool@ cow arse with cow dung.

nawah oh. why una 2 dey fight nah?

= when you meet nigerian girls, the devil becomes so truthful

carry this dog come akwa ibom/cross river state and watch it sell so swiftly

was the bride a formerly used as a offering?

chelseabmw: draw or arsenal shd loose

keep daydreaming. you will never catch us.

hawtin: I missed a lot . This kid molestation is worrisome. Why would a young man leave girls and guys that are plenty on planet earth and decide its a kid he wants to handle. As for me I will get guards to lock the man up for me i will use hot iron on his pr1ck silent painful death is the best. This young man can start handling his son when he gets married. So this is the killz female members like tripping for, arrant fowl play. A lady need to be careful with online strangers

I will personally be in charge of the torturing team should it be my child

So this thread still dey here. Instead make this gay lord give valid answer, him dey here dey find proof. stupid son of a thousand different sperm owners. At least, he is learning from his most respected almajiri father. Animal with human head

Abdblues: I had never thought of going to these really local viewing centres until i fell short of my DSTV payment a couple of years back and i had to make do with one of those viewing centres and i have been a regular visitor to these centres, what i find most interesting is the argument and the name calling!
I picked up a few:
Cisse  -  Babalawo
Clichy -  Kelechi
Ferdinand -  Igbo!!!!!
Obertan  -   malaria!!!!!
Aladierre  -  Aladiye

fixed. . .
Nasri = nasiru
fabregas = fabre-pass.
Oxlade-chamberlain = oxblade-chamberslay
walcott = ewa ikot(meaning bush dog in my dialet)
drogba = edidem(king)
gervinho = ebor(giant forehead)
szczesny = vowel phobic
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More to come.

With jaybee sleeping, this thread will surely last till daybreak. Erm anony, I have to sleep so as to beat tomorrow's traffic. Will comment at the office tomorrow.

Etisalat poor network nor go kill me with DPS

bernfame: If you're faced with the option of seeing a football match and being with a woman, what will be your first choice?

if na female friend or my babe or any how friend, sorry, you are second on the scale of preference. Can't imagine myself losing out on #GUNNERS match 'cause of one possible disappointment in the making. At least, even if arsenal disappoint me, they will always make it up to me.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies!

Let me share some tips with you....when your man is watching the match just have three things in handy!

1. Red lingerie
2. Suya
3. Whipped cream on titties

He will leave the game for 3 minutes long enough to eat the suya, lift your red lingerie and smack your nyansh, and lick off the cream with a few suck strokes.

I know 3 minutes isn't a lot for many of you but at least you did get three minutes of his attention!

God help you if Mr. Chima licks your punny with his pepperish tongue after consuming the suya

bernfame: If you're faced with the option of seeing a football match and being with a woman, what will be your first choice?

if na female friend or my babe or any how friend, sorry, you are second on the scale of preference. Can't imagine myself losing out on #GUNNERS match 'cause of one possible disappointment in the making. At least, even if arsenal disappoint me, they will always make it up to me.

Mrs.Chima:
Ladies!

Let me share some tips with you....when your man is watching the match just have three things in handy!

1. Red lingerie
2. Suya
3. Whipped cream on titties

He will leave the game for 3 minutes long enough to eat the suya, lift your red lingerie and smack your nyansh, and lick off the cream with a few suck strokes.

I know 3 minutes isn't a lot for many of you but at least you did get three minutes of his attention!

God help you if Mr. Chima licks your punny with his pepperish tongue after consuming the suya

bernfame: If you're faced with the option of seeing a football match and being with a woman, what will be your first choice?

if na female friend or my babe or any how friend, sorry, you are second on the scale of preference. Can't imagine myself losing out on #GUNNERS match 'cause of one possible disappointment in the making. At least, even if arsenal disappoint me, they will always make it up to me.

Oga be[b]e j[/b]ay jay bee, go sleep nah. You just dey here dey binocular threads/posts wey you go delete. Nonsense.

Who cares? You hit me, I hit you. Aint pocketing $h1t again.

Who cares? You hit me, I hit you. Aint pocketing any $h1t again.

Stargirl36: Am a student of uni uyo, finalyr studt business adm,

another tusker here. 1love but your faculty na wash.

Bie jay jaybee, you no try. I swear. Why did you move that thread to the general section? Now, the never-smiling r231 don lock that thread. I dey vex

Those expecting the gaiy lord's response are living amongst the past. He is a coward who only act on the refusal of busy useful nairalanders to reply him to catapult his melaninless self to his present status. This is what you get when one takes another man's maturity/humility for cowardice. He is a fool, very easy to predict. I deliberately mentioned his name cos I wanted him to hit first and fortunately, he quickly replied me cos the thought he could stand me. A b@stard son of a million different sperm owners. Note that he had never responded to anonymus11 cos he knew anony will break his soul and body but took advantage of anony's quietness throughout last week to assume that he(anony) would be quiet as usual. Even when anony decided to play the fool, the albino decided to bring to the table, a probabilistic appliation of his usual psychology but he never expected this. For someone who always chicken out from a possible fight, it was suprising to see him lead the comment polls in this thread, was even the 2nd person to comment. I knew he was the one who created this thread. Now the real anony is here, he has decided to take refuge in jaybee. Stupiiid simulated mutilated son of a beast. A first class illiterate who, instead of buying jamb form, take delight insulting people as if he have the monopoly of insult. I hope he insult anybody again and I will cast him and him twitter most loved almajiri father to the bottomless pit. . . Let me stop for now. The animal with human head isn't worth it.

hannie: Muda LAWAL

Thunder BALOGUN

Segun ODEGBAMI

Inua RIGOGO

Emmanuel OKALA

Etim ESIN

Adokiye AMAESIMAKA

Haruna ILERIKA

Humphrey EDOBOR

These were fantastic players that are being overlooked by current generation analysts in the analysis of the top Nigerian footie players ever!. . .

God bless you @bolded. That guy made maradona look so chaff.

killz802: how can a guy be so mean as to use his friends pics jst to make a statement becuz i bruised his ego and at least 50% now knw he is a fake guy who is gay...................... d fool saw my absence on nl and decided to play d stunt.unfortunately for him jaybee wasnt around to close d thread....................... can u imagine d humilation anonymus11 would have faced blindly not knowing what is going on..................i been don free d guy to have his way on nl but e sha one proof oga of nl................... i am waiting to get d chat logs of d insults of dt mrs chima dt foolish grandma dt cheers him on to insult members i want to see her reaction to his gossip on her............... dt is y i respect woman like pendo, talina, nayah dose were d only women he couldnt thrash talk probably becuz dey code themselves..................... dose ones no gree him satanic hypnotics dts y i lol when those female nl cheer him mumu women wey no get vision.

bros, most girls in this section are class D girls. How can one consistently use recycled words only for our girls to think he is intelligent? This only vindicated the person who said 70% of them are illiterates. Was bullied in politics section, was trampled upon in the auto section so romance, family(once in a bluemoon) and jokes section are his e-military bases. BTW, the bolded are class A chics. Will dump him in the league of extraordinary jobless/illiterate men.