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Cheda: Lwkmd,difrence stil dey btw yahoo n [size=48pt]4[color=#419419]190[/color][/size],....u agree

fixed

KINGwax: hypocrite

adiok ono uso

Killz.:
[color=#000030]Falls into tombo bottle. . .[/color]

R.I.P. GL

I will date Jesus

I was better after my last 2 break ups. believe me

gulfer: This pure water must be special and selling at $50 each satchet. Love my country NAIJA.

it's coming from the fountain of life. Whoever drinks it will never thirst again.

Dyt: MY NAME IS 6 LETTER WORDS
SO I CHOSE 2 GO WIT D 2ND,4TH AND 6TH

idyoot?

Widower: Mine means, well Widowed. since I Iost my wife. Its been a permanent reminder to my status specially anytime I need to fill those single/married forms. That name is more soberig than a mule's kick.. May you never bear it.

iseeeeeeeeee

Erm badosky, I wanna grace your tear-rubber tunnel with my 430km/hr train before born2fuck tries his. How you see am nah?

ode remo: that is hard on you mehn, no love, affection and what not only sex,your hubby need education. sit him down and find way to talk to him on your feelings. 7/8 rounds a day, what is he ? a robot. marriage is more than sex.

the man who had a covenant with sex.

Eedris Abdulkareem, Fela, Styl-Plus, . . .

ng4am: This woman u get mind oh! Dis man have not divorced his wives, if he loves u soo much as u claimed maybe he should divorce them the way u divorced ur husband, am I sure u didn't divorce ur husband cos of these cheat, pls he has 2 families already why do u want to make it 3,if u must remarry go and find a widower of ur fellow divorcee or rather an old man looking for female company, stay away from dis man he has wives.

what if he is a muslim?

@op, that one na Styl-Plus type of love.

Patience Jonathan

iv_i_ix: cool thread....who can tell me what mine means?

roman numerals! IV = 4. I = 1. IX = 9. Therefore iv_i_ix = 419.

writejhn27: JUST TRY TALK TO AM. MAYBE HE DEY JELOUS OR TOO MANY GUYS DEY COMMENT ON YOUR FACE BOOK. I MYSELF DON TELL ME GUL TO CLOSE HER OWN AND ALSO MEE TOO CLOSE MY OWN. SO TELL AM TO CLOSE HIM OWN FACEBOOK TOO. IF HE NOR WANT YOU TO GO OUT THEN MAKE UNA 2 DEY GO OUT TOGEDA.

DONT JUST LEAVE AM, COS UNA 2 FIT DON DATE FAR.

GOOD LUCK

which kain talk be this? @sine.com, if you like dey play the I-dont-wanna-hurt-him game. One day, you go wake up find out sey you still dey date this guy at 35.

@sine.com, do you have a low self-esteem, do you have this believe that if you break up with your guy, you won't find another guy(as in is he doing you a favour by 'degrading' himself to date you)? Can I assume your humility = stupidity? Can I also say that your meekness = weakness? . . . I'm just asking 'cause I find it difficult coming to terms that some people are experiencing what I will refer to as 21st-century/modified/upgraded version of slavery. He doesn't love you. There is no iota of his love for you. If I dey lie, make water carry me go.

I used to be a preety poor dancer so one day when I was in JS1, we were in the heat of our socials night when my house captain decided sey js1 boys must receive 'initiation'. JS1 boys were called to the stage to freestyle one MJ track like that. Omo, one by one, boys go freestyle go the other end. As my turn reach, see nonsense wey I dey dance nah. Everybody(dem reach 2k) come dey laff. See me, my ego don drop. Na him head boy come force all man make dem dey hail me as Da Brake. Shouts of "da brake, da brake, da brake, da brake, . . ." come engulf the hall. As tradition, the name come stick till i grad.

anonymus11_1: not to fret i will send u back to d grave where u belong u rubber band driller

laff don kill me for here

Kevin_II: post the one that is not in exams period now. you sef you no try. i tot that was the real shape of your head. mschew

post your pix first. I bet you aint half on point as I am. Mikael osita dey laff with him michael jackson peelin skin. BTW, you do not expect me to look worse 2years after. Do you? Orisirisi.

Anonymus11 = killz nemesis.

Nice story. On point joor. But jay bee, I hope I won't see this thread at the home page.

Kevin_II: dabrake you look like omo mummy but why is your face so narrow now? did you just recover from TB?

exams period. Kolanut/nescafe sell market die on top my head. BTW, you dey mad

You were too lanky, your waist won't size 22. As flat as slate(both attack and defense) but my tear-rubber speerrms changed all that. You are now 30. Good arsenals, no more stockfish oriented. You should be thanking me for doing what nobody could do for you. I hyper-elevated your status/destiny girl.

neyostica: Op, the truth is bitter, but they have to say it anyway

for the past 2 weeks, you have decided to bleach your attitude to suit the female folks. Let me remind you, [size=48pt][color=#419419]THERE IS NOTHING ARTIFICIAL THAT WILL EVER BEAT THE 'NATURAL'[/color][/size]. Keep trying but you can never be killz. If it's not killz, it can never be like killz. Keep being the simile while mikael osita remains the metaphor.

I will buy her 5 extra large tubes of colgate as a gift.

Romeo and juliet wanna hijack the innocent thread. ¤runs away¤

It rarely ends well. I got hurt 'countlessly' from different girls until I decided to be wise.

Whenever my mum's left hand scratches her, it means she would spend unexpected money. If it's her right hand, it means she will get unexpected money. Works 150% sure for her

NEW DUSTBIN GBABGO: especially living in times of so many infectious diseases?can you still use his or her sponge and towel to bath without feeling eeeeeeeeeeew!

wouf wouf wouf

@newDustbinGbagbo, whick kain question be that nah?

they won't know when the real question will rain cos they do come come without their knowledge but one thing is sure, I stylishly ask them where they find themselves in 7years time.Most of the reply I get is "get married, have kids, . . ." and that will be all .