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RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 11:30pm On Apr 12, 2012
lalaosky: Yes o..i wud rada remain a bachelor.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
and also an award winning w@nker. What nonsense? Abi you cripple? Even pastor nick(the guy without hands and legs) would make an attempt to open the door himself
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 11:28pm On Apr 12, 2012
lalaosky: Yes o..i wud rada remain a bachelor.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
and also an award winning w@nker. What nonsense? Abi you cripple?
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by dabrake(m): 11:08pm On Apr 12, 2012
Mr seun, like someone once quoted, can we have a 'slap' button after the 'like' button? I would also love a 'merciless brutality' or 'baths with hot oil/conc. acid' button after that? This will help me express my annoyance at any comment
RomanceRe: Guys, It Time To Trip That Babe! Buy A Clean Saloon Car At N70k. by dabrake(m): 5:54pm On Apr 12, 2012
kilimanjaro: Well, let me give the description:
the engine is sound, the interior is okay for someone that wants to buy a 70k car, but...........
The body is accidented, no booth at all, the booth is smashed, no tyres, the windscreen is broken, part of the side mirror is broken.
= WHEEL BARROW
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 1:47am On Apr 12, 2012
acidtalk: Prior to dating that girl, I was one of those guys you will term too nice. After that, I know love must wear TELESCOPE FOR LEFT EYE AND BINOCULAR FOR RI
GHT EYE

What. I gave her in four years her other boy friends put together can never give her in 10years.

Na real maga don pay. Now I over sharp.

Mean, blunt and straight forward. But still take extremely good care of my girl friends.

The mad girl dey still call me to take her out to the malls and eateries and give her my old phones. Such a useless GolD digger

w
fixed. I've had my experiences in the hands of Nigerian girls.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am I Misunderstood Or A Rude And Disrespectful Person? by dabrake(m): 1:22am On Apr 12, 2012
Your attitude might appear perfect to you but to others, it would be the reverse. Before you utter any word, weigh it(decode it in all possible ways)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ridiculous Names by dabrake(m): 1:09am On Apr 12, 2012
Ojishi ejo, emetaiheuka, ojimiekpechuwa, anyaoku, ishiopa(all igbo)
esuene, atebefot, ataino, ata akpa, nquaeyen, inuaitang, nkanga, ifot, nsibehe, ntiedo, akaiso, mbat, udombat, nse ebot, nkereuwem, ekpo, udoekpo, akpanekpo, essien, mbre, atang, udoeyop, eyop, ekandem, ndom, . . .(all efik). Make I remember more.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 991 by dabrake(m): 12:59am On Apr 12, 2012
I just pity am, give am the test make she write am after I don almost submit others. Na her friends begging and the type of lecturer wey dey take delight in failing students make me give am the test again.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 991 by dabrake(m): 12:47am On Apr 12, 2012
Omo, I no dey stop any girl for road oh. Make dem dey their own make I dey. Most of them get very poor mentality. Na so during our freshers induction, I take eyes look our new born babies. Like some months later, my lecturer come tell me say make I go invigilate/supervise csc111 for am sey him get meeting. Na so I gather them, we enter one class then I come share script tell them make them start. Soon, I go downstairs make I go piss when I see this girl for bursary wey be like one of our babies but I no sure. Me say make I ask am na so I meet am com ask am if she dey matstats.com, yr1. She come like "yes and how is that your concern? *long hiss*". I just vex comot piss my piss finish. Less than 40mins after, she come ask me if na tru sey na me hold test script. She begin dey beg me sey she miss the test but me no send am. She carry her friends come beg me. See power nah. I come later pity the eediot un2 sey if she no get CA, na automatic carry over be dat and na 4 credit unit and the thing go affect am reach yr3. After that episode, she collect my number, make me her friend, dey call me regularly. Who cares?
RomanceRe: Naija Gurls:tactics by dabrake(m): 10:12pm On Apr 11, 2012
baggy4luv: cries,recharge(BIS) cards maga,her xbedmate na her cousin during introduction,smooch me but no sex,
am seeing my period then
denies you sex,
calls your close pady when misundastanding
dey,
lie about school fees
,financial assistance 4rm u
,wont give clues of her real self,
she is holymary to u and a bedmate to 1 dirtyboy,
she tells u no sex in the relationship(wants Bleep bad bad),when i come this time no sex(na her lies),
continues forming till you see her kitty,
where do you stay and work.
stop it and i love it
.ADD YOURS PLEASE
another wasted 10secs
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 7:09pm On Apr 11, 2012
juleedondiva: Evryone here is jst talking trash.mot one single (mature) MAN in this place.
Boys...yall dnt know wot a 'real' relationship is.so please stop talking trash.jat want a girlfrnd for dd fun off it,imagine someone saying his girlfrnd comes after arsernal_hmm! I laugh..
Nobody say make u no watch ur game.if u kno te troube ladies bring is too much_abe who sendd u? Stay ur own and kip all ur moni nah..abi na by force??

They complain abt buyin this,buying dat_shey u no no say u go buy before?? Abi who caRry ur balls go there??
Bettr stop all these foolish complains.
Wen ur mates lyk akon are singing chop my moni, una dey here dey complain grin
LOL..
like I posted earlier, except a potential wife. Arsenal comes before any nonsense gf. BTW, if you date me, I will only spend on you on 2 occasions.
1. You NEED it. NB : NEED != WANT.
2. I want you to have it cos you need it.
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 6:23pm On Apr 11, 2012
JohnDoe77: The girl needs to know that she is my second love.... Arsenal comes first and that's it.. During game time, don't ever disturb me. Follow the rules, and we'll be fine.
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 4:44pm On Apr 11, 2012
JohnDoe77: The girl needs to know that she is my second love.... Arsenal comes first and that's it.. During game time, don't ever disturb me. Follow the rules, and we'll be fine.
infact, I do tell them my hierachy
1. My family
2. My friends/foes/colleagues
3. Acad courses
4. Career courses/development
5. Arsenal 4eva
6. Others(she falls into this category).


Maybe soon, hierachy will change. But for now, . . . If she no like am, make she fu.c.k off.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 991 by dabrake(m): 4:32pm On Apr 11, 2012
tpia@:
from the same poster
very daft. You brain will be auctioned for at a very rich price cos it's largely unused. Now what's the correlation?
Nairaland GeneralRe: 991 by dabrake(m): 4:29pm On Apr 11, 2012
About 4mnths ago when I was at abc owerri park, I sat close to a rankless military nigga. Soon, he stood up to ease himself, urging me to protect his seat. In less than 4mins, one igbo genevieve wannabe walked up to where I was sitting, moved to the man's seat so I humbly told her that someone is there. Omo, see imaginary annoyance. A very rude "did I ask you?. . . BTW, did they write his name here. . . Even if it's Obama, I have a right to do whatever I want to?" was what I got. I was suprised, sufficiently annoyed but refused to express it. Soon the army guy came and was like "but I told you to protect my seat". I had a better response but I wanted the girl to pay for her rudeness so I told him "I told her but . . .". Then I added exactly all she said to me. I never see that kain beating before. The army guy beat the girl like sey she thief bbPorshe/iPad2. Me dey there dey laugh dey listen 2 my gbedu.
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 4:07pm On Apr 11, 2012
Why would she even compare me with her ex?
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 4:03pm On Apr 11, 2012
bonna4u: when she start trying to stop me from watching arsenal games. Saying stuffs like; "Sweetie you can't watch the match because I want to speed time with you. Choose between me and that game....."
omo, I go choose arsenal match over any gf oh(exception of my wife). Even if we lose to cardiff city, me go prefer the pain of losing to the joy of being around one nonsense babe.
RomanceRe: What Are The Dating Mistakes That Guys & Ladies Make? by dabrake(m): 3:56pm On Apr 11, 2012
kuphid: wen the guy stops being as sweet as he used to be, wen he stops being a gentleman like opening d door, etc, cos he feels hes got me.
you go wait.
RomanceRe: Help...pls...my Girlfriend Was Reap And She Got Pregnant by dabrake(m): 2:31pm On Apr 11, 2012
Inemeabasimi: My girlfriend was reap and she got pregnant at d age of 14 b4 we no each other,she gave birth go d baby an d baby is with his brother,who force her 2 keep d baby,am in love wit her an i want 2 marry her bt what should i tell my parent? Or should i keep it secret from them? Am confuse,pls help...
this calabar man sef, why you go wan keep am secret nah? Omo, as lie get long legs, long strides and good leg speed, truth get tiny legs and him no dey run fast but d irony of d whole mata be sey no matter how lie dey run fast and truth dey swagger, truth go still catch up with d lie. Me don talk my own
RomanceRe: Am Confused by dabrake(m): 2:24pm On Apr 11, 2012
goldenboi: @OP 10years older n hin just wan enter 100 level??

SMH!!
I have a colleague(same dept., same level) who have a son of my age. He even addresses yours sincerely as 'my son'. 'my son, how far that assignment nah?'. He is rich but he told me he wanted a B.Sc. 'cos he finds it difficult to relate university experiences in the midst of him pals. Mr goldenboi, I do not know where you got that theory of yours. Another female in ma class is 32yrs old without even an engagement so age is not always 'directly proportional' to tertiary education.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 991 by dabrake(m): 12:06pm On Apr 11, 2012
stephen121: Girls dey fear for their life o. The issue of ritualists in our society is becoming rampant. They dont want to be a victim. They are being careful about talking to strangers. It's not as if they are rude. They are just being careful
so men and the elderly ones who will eventually answer him are not supposed to be scared for their lives shey? Very fallacious.
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by dabrake(m): 6:29am On Apr 11, 2012
finemocha: @ Oluwa4sure so u raped her. such nonsense
so sad but your reaction isn't something to be proud of. After all, . . .
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by dabrake(m): 4:45am On Apr 11, 2012
Josh316: lol cheesy
ok, b4 the last paragraph...................................................MUMU
after the last paragraph....................................................lesser MUMU grin
damn!
RomanceRe: Marriage by dabrake(m): 4:39am On Apr 11, 2012
obasijoy: For all Nigerian that are viewing this interesting thread, just remember this name OBASI JOY for president (2032) next 20yrs. The name needs to be popular! Let's try women empowerment since the men are failing us and I strongly believe that we wouldn't live to regret it ! Women are too awesome in doing things. Though the time looks long, don't worry,just a blink of eye we get there. Happy easter once again!

Less I forget, please I don't need anymore mail from peeps viewing this thread, my inbox is almost filled, don't know that's how it is when you put any of your contact in nairaland/romance. Thanks all, have a lovely week!!!!

@brownjay, always reason well first before you put down any write up, or you mind your business! How can a normal Nigeria girl that is interested in a guy begins with a bad mouth on him and didn't hide her identity till she gets what she wants. If you are a girl of 25yrs, can you marry your father's age mate? And moreover any guy that is morethan forty years and has not been married once has a very big problem, I think there must be something behind that, how long is it remaining for the person to live on earth and enjoy his family? Abeg reason well joor.

@anonymous and luckygame you are a real guy with a matured mind and logic. cheers!
madam, change that dream. It's not good for you. Not with the current 9ja greedy betraying women. You will just become another metaphor of one (wo)man, one vote during your primaries. If you think sey I dey lie, ask sarah jubril. Lest I forget, fidelia/felicia oduah(aviation) is the only human woman in retardeen's cabinet so I do not know where you got your amazing women data from.
RomanceRe: Marriage by dabrake(m): 4:32am On Apr 11, 2012
anonymus11_1: i take it all back.u seem to be very nice.keep it up and dont repeat what ya did earlier again it doesnt show dignity and respect.
much respect! If na dat guy wey you don become him nemesis, him go dey claim champion sey him don 'win' person. Him no know sey time wey man go use diss 5 times go dey enough 2 write exam finish.
RomanceRe: Karrine Stefans' Letter To Her Husband As She Ends Marriage. (must Read) by dabrake(m): 4:20am On Apr 11, 2012
I'm tired of pretending . . . I'm tired of pretending . . . I'm tired of pretending . . . I'm tired of pretending . . . Orisirisi. A cowardly stand from a sore drowning loser trying to hold on to a straw. Erm, so if as I don read this letter, if I go filling station today, dem go sell fuel gimme for N65?
RomanceRe: Can U Date An Albino Guy/lady by dabrake(m): 3:49am On Apr 11, 2012
^^
damn! I don occupy front seat oh.
RomanceRe: Ladies Only. by dabrake(m): 8:57pm On Apr 10, 2012
niki6: lwkmd..... You r absolutely right
i swaar, mr..c0rk dey mad. I don laff die.
RomanceRe: Toast A lady/guy With Not More Than 8 Words! by dabrake(m): 8:44pm On Apr 10, 2012
^^^
I don hear you. Na girls with this kain comment I dey bleep with less than N1k for 3 rounds.
RomanceRe: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by dabrake(m): 8:18pm On Apr 10, 2012
Worst thing she did : in front of my colleagues and yours sincerely, she ran, gave my dept'al president a deep kiss as my birthday. Granted our digital eye(dept press) an interview the next day(she just won the miss software pageantry) as our beauty queen where she told the press niggaz that she was with me 'cos I had something she wanted, coupled with the fact that I would always do her assignment for her! WTF! It was on our bill board and I was easily spotted cuz I am very popular, everyone in my dept knew both of us as one and I was the dept'al finacial secretary. Till date, na to dey break their heart.

Worst thing I've done : she(different girl) was like "what sort of a boyfriend are you? Common N100 to call your girl, you can't spare" and I responded with "you call N100 common? I will watch 2 champions league matches with that! For God damn sake, that is 3hours of happiness . . .". my girl para wan die but me, I nor been send am. It is of recent I now understood what I told her.
ProgrammingRe: Build A JAMB Result Checking Website To Win 150,000 Naira by dabrake(m): 7:32pm On Apr 10, 2012
Welldone kadeerna. It was duly expected. @seun, next time, allow boys to use what they know
freecocoa: Congrats to you guys.
@Seun well done.

@kadeerna,my main man what's na?how we go take see na?you've not returned my calls since.cheesy
i wish someone like cugresources would read the bolded.

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