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lalaosky: Yes o..i wud rada remain a bachelor.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwand also an award winning w@nker. What nonsense? Abi you cripple? Even pastor nick(the guy without hands and legs) would make an attempt to open the door himself |
lalaosky: Yes o..i wud rada remain a bachelor.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwand also an award winning w@nker. What nonsense? Abi you cripple? |
Mr seun, like someone once quoted, can we have a 'slap' button after the 'like' button? I would also love a 'merciless brutality' or 'baths with hot oil/conc. acid' button after that? This will help me express my annoyance at any comment |
kilimanjaro: Well, let me give the description:= WHEEL BARROW |
acidtalk: Prior to dating that girl, I was one of those guys you will term too nice. After that, I know love must wear TELESCOPE FOR LEFT EYE AND BINOCULAR FOR RIfixed. I've had my experiences in the hands of Nigerian girls. |
Your attitude might appear perfect to you but to others, it would be the reverse. Before you utter any word, weigh it(decode it in all possible ways) |
Ojishi ejo, emetaiheuka, ojimiekpechuwa, anyaoku, ishiopa(all igbo) esuene, atebefot, ataino, ata akpa, nquaeyen, inuaitang, nkanga, ifot, nsibehe, ntiedo, akaiso, mbat, udombat, nse ebot, nkereuwem, ekpo, udoekpo, akpanekpo, essien, mbre, atang, udoeyop, eyop, ekandem, ndom, . . .(all efik). Make I remember more. |
I just pity am, give am the test make she write am after I don almost submit others. Na her friends begging and the type of lecturer wey dey take delight in failing students make me give am the test again. |
Omo, I no dey stop any girl for road oh. Make dem dey their own make I dey. Most of them get very poor mentality. Na so during our freshers induction, I take eyes look our new born babies. Like some months later, my lecturer come tell me say make I go invigilate/supervise csc111 for am sey him get meeting. Na so I gather them, we enter one class then I come share script tell them make them start. Soon, I go downstairs make I go piss when I see this girl for bursary wey be like one of our babies but I no sure. Me say make I ask am na so I meet am com ask am if she dey matstats.com, yr1. She come like "yes and how is that your concern? *long hiss*". I just vex comot piss my piss finish. Less than 40mins after, she come ask me if na tru sey na me hold test script. She begin dey beg me sey she miss the test but me no send am. She carry her friends come beg me. See power nah. I come later pity the eediot un2 sey if she no get CA, na automatic carry over be dat and na 4 credit unit and the thing go affect am reach yr3. After that episode, she collect my number, make me her friend, dey call me regularly. Who cares? |
baggy4luv: cries,recharge(BIS) cards maga,her xbedmate na her cousin during introduction,smooch me but no sex,another wasted 10secs |
juleedondiva: Evryone here is jst talking trash.mot one single (mature) MAN in this place.like I posted earlier, except a potential wife. Arsenal comes before any nonsense gf. BTW, if you date me, I will only spend on you on 2 occasions. 1. You NEED it. NB : NEED != WANT. 2. I want you to have it cos you need it. |
JohnDoe77: The girl needs to know that she is my second love.... Arsenal comes first and that's it.. During game time, don't ever disturb me. Follow the rules, and we'll be fine. |
JohnDoe77: The girl needs to know that she is my second love.... Arsenal comes first and that's it.. During game time, don't ever disturb me. Follow the rules, and we'll be fine.infact, I do tell them my hierachy 1. My family 2. My friends/foes/colleagues 3. Acad courses 4. Career courses/development 5. Arsenal 4eva 6. Others(she falls into this category). Maybe soon, hierachy will change. But for now, . . . If she no like am, make she fu.c.k off. |
tpia@:very daft. You brain will be auctioned for at a very rich price cos it's largely unused. Now what's the correlation? |
About 4mnths ago when I was at abc owerri park, I sat close to a rankless military nigga. Soon, he stood up to ease himself, urging me to protect his seat. In less than 4mins, one igbo genevieve wannabe walked up to where I was sitting, moved to the man's seat so I humbly told her that someone is there. Omo, see imaginary annoyance. A very rude "did I ask you?. . . BTW, did they write his name here. . . Even if it's Obama, I have a right to do whatever I want to?" was what I got. I was suprised, sufficiently annoyed but refused to express it. Soon the army guy came and was like "but I told you to protect my seat". I had a better response but I wanted the girl to pay for her rudeness so I told him "I told her but . . .". Then I added exactly all she said to me. I never see that kain beating before. The army guy beat the girl like sey she thief bbPorshe/iPad2. Me dey there dey laugh dey listen 2 my gbedu. |
Why would she even compare me with her ex? |
bonna4u: when she start trying to stop me from watching arsenal games. Saying stuffs like; "Sweetie you can't watch the match because I want to speed time with you. Choose between me and that game....."omo, I go choose arsenal match over any gf oh(exception of my wife). Even if we lose to cardiff city, me go prefer the pain of losing to the joy of being around one nonsense babe. |
kuphid: wen the guy stops being as sweet as he used to be, wen he stops being a gentleman like opening d door, etc, cos he feels hes got me.you go wait. |
Inemeabasimi: My girlfriend was reap and she got pregnant at d age of 14 b4 we no each other,she gave birth go d baby an d baby is with his brother,who force her 2 keep d baby,am in love wit her an i want 2 marry her bt what should i tell my parent? Or should i keep it secret from them? Am confuse,pls help...this calabar man sef, why you go wan keep am secret nah? Omo, as lie get long legs, long strides and good leg speed, truth get tiny legs and him no dey run fast but d irony of d whole mata be sey no matter how lie dey run fast and truth dey swagger, truth go still catch up with d lie. Me don talk my own |
goldenboi: @OP 10years older n hin just wan enter 100 level??I have a colleague(same dept., same level) who have a son of my age. He even addresses yours sincerely as 'my son'. 'my son, how far that assignment nah?'. He is rich but he told me he wanted a B.Sc. 'cos he finds it difficult to relate university experiences in the midst of him pals. Mr goldenboi, I do not know where you got that theory of yours. Another female in ma class is 32yrs old without even an engagement so age is not always 'directly proportional' to tertiary education. |
stephen121: Girls dey fear for their life o. The issue of ritualists in our society is becoming rampant. They dont want to be a victim. They are being careful about talking to strangers. It's not as if they are rude. They are just being carefulso men and the elderly ones who will eventually answer him are not supposed to be scared for their lives shey? Very fallacious. |
finemocha: @ Oluwa4sure so u raped her. such nonsenseso sad but your reaction isn't something to be proud of. After all, . . . |
Josh316: loldamn! |
obasijoy: For all Nigerian that are viewing this interesting thread, just remember this name OBASI JOY for president (2032) next 20yrs. The name needs to be popular! Let's try women empowerment since the men are failing us and I strongly believe that we wouldn't live to regret it ! Women are too awesome in doing things. Though the time looks long, don't worry,just a blink of eye we get there. Happy easter once again!madam, change that dream. It's not good for you. Not with the current 9ja greedy betraying women. You will just become another metaphor of one (wo)man, one vote during your primaries. If you think sey I dey lie, ask sarah jubril. Lest I forget, fidelia/felicia oduah(aviation) is the only human woman in retardeen's cabinet so I do not know where you got your amazing women data from. |
anonymus11_1: i take it all back.u seem to be very nice.keep it up and dont repeat what ya did earlier again it doesnt show dignity and respect.much respect! If na dat guy wey you don become him nemesis, him go dey claim champion sey him don 'win' person. Him no know sey time wey man go use diss 5 times go dey enough 2 write exam finish. |
I'm tired of pretending . . . I'm tired of pretending . . . I'm tired of pretending . . . I'm tired of pretending . . . Orisirisi. A cowardly stand from a sore drowning loser trying to hold on to a straw. Erm, so if as I don read this letter, if I go filling station today, dem go sell fuel gimme for N65? |
^^ damn! I don occupy front seat oh. |
niki6: lwkmd..... You r absolutely righti swaar, mr..c0rk dey mad. I don laff die. |
^^^ I don hear you. Na girls with this kain comment I dey bleep with less than N1k for 3 rounds. |
Worst thing she did : in front of my colleagues and yours sincerely, she ran, gave my dept'al president a deep kiss as my birthday. Granted our digital eye(dept press) an interview the next day(she just won the miss software pageantry) as our beauty queen where she told the press niggaz that she was with me 'cos I had something she wanted, coupled with the fact that I would always do her assignment for her! WTF! It was on our bill board and I was easily spotted cuz I am very popular, everyone in my dept knew both of us as one and I was the dept'al finacial secretary. Till date, na to dey break their heart. Worst thing I've done : she(different girl) was like "what sort of a boyfriend are you? Common N100 to call your girl, you can't spare" and I responded with "you call N100 common? I will watch 2 champions league matches with that! For God damn sake, that is 3hours of happiness . . .". my girl para wan die but me, I nor been send am. It is of recent I now understood what I told her. |
Welldone kadeerna. It was duly expected. @seun, next time, allow boys to use what they know freecocoa: Congrats to you guys.i wish someone like cugresources would read the bolded. |
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