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Jokes Etc › Please Help A Brother Out by daclint(op): 8:57am On Dec 13, 2015

My name is Chief Uche Ezema, I am the Head Master of a Primary School based in Opi Nsukka, and Uncle to Chris Ugwoke.

Last night, my wife told me that it's over between us! I have given her decision a deep thought, meditated and prayed over it, and I have come to the conclusion that life without her will be totally meaningless. So, I have decided to kill myself... to take my own life!

The first thing I did was to drink Amstel malt with milk and honey, but nothing happened; I therefore proceeded to another level of deadly poisonous concoction... I prepared turkey wings and gizzard, with cranberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet I didn't die. I then ate cake, chocolates and ice cream, still I didn't die. Right now I'm so confused because I just finished eating fried rice with peppered snails and fresh fruit salad, but I'm still alive! Out of desperation, I went for Chinese cuisine with chicken soup and garnished potatoes, but death refused to come!

Honestly, I am really confused right now. What else should I do? Or should I try fried plantain with fresh fish stew or pounded yam, efo riro and bush meat, or amala with abula and goat meat, and wash it down with mixed fruit juice or chapman?
I need your advice urgently please.

Celebrities › Re: Nse Ikpe-etim, Dakore, Omoni Oboli, Ireti Doyle, Mo Abudu At Fifty Press Junket by daclint(m): 10:02pm On Dec 12, 2015

I hope the junketer in chief was there

Politics › Re: Soldiers Conveying Foodstuff To Troops Ambushed By Boko Haram Men, 2 Killed by daclint(m): 9:59am On Dec 12, 2015

Acermoon:
What happened to the fud.....?

Pets › Re: Dogs In Nairobi Banned From Having Sex In Public. by daclint(m): 5:47am On Dec 12, 2015

adonbilivit:
if any dog is caught having sex in public what would be its punishment?

Na pepper soup things na grin

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Romance › Re: 5 Characters Of Introverted Guys In Romantic Relationships by daclint(m): 5:46am On Dec 12, 2015

U just defined me bro.

Politics › Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by daclint(m): 3:33pm On Dec 10, 2015

don't really know how i feel about this, I'm 50% igbo, 50% American, 50% Nigerian, mehn f****k this , I BELONG TO PLANET EARTH

Celebrities › Re: Denrele's Outfit To African Entertainment Legend Awards 2015 by daclint(m): 7:47pm On Dec 09, 2015

Ijele masquerade

Politics › Re: Niger To Transfer 500 Boko Haram Prisoners To Nigeria - Reuters by daclint(m): 4:01pm On Dec 09, 2015

faint, ....... wake up. ... ..faint again

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Village Near Chibok by daclint(m): 2:56pm On Dec 08, 2015

i blame buhari

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Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by daclint(m): 11:00pm On Dec 07, 2015

fexyrich:
This is the type of girl I would love to have as my woman..I would want to marry you only if you say yes to me by replying my pm u could also add me up on whatsapp on 08130149333.I just love everything about u and am not kidden about it.That's why I aint ashamed to say it publicly

SEE MUMU

Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by daclint(m): 10:44pm On Dec 07, 2015

Nelkoko:
U no dey use eye c yarinya?

No mind am, na oshogbo weed dey on point

Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by daclint(m): 10:42pm On Dec 07, 2015

iamrealdeji:
You're on point my guy,you'll never have a dull moment if you're listening to E-40,his flows would make you laugh and he's multi talented,his lyrics are very dope,diverse and inspirational,not like Tupac that talks about the same thing all the time,E-40's flows alone would make you laugh that you'll sometimes not concentrate on his dope lyrics. He introduces lots of slangs too

Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by daclint(m): 10:40pm On Dec 07, 2015

purecrxtal:
END TIME SCHOOL RUNS

More like End time advert

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Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Walk Into This Type Of Situation? (photos) by daclint(m): 10:35pm On Dec 07, 2015

Danfuster:
as long as you're walking away to me, my arms open to comfort you.. . My shoulder for you to cry on... A beautiful girl like you deserves to be treated like the Queen you are

Politics › Re: The Bayelsa Election: A Lesson For The Igbos by daclint(m): 7:44pm On Dec 07, 2015

moderation2020:
english you no sabi, pidgin you no sabi. How we go hear you. Bloody anumanu

Bros I tire o

Celebrities › Re: Davido And Daughter Sunday Photo (adorable) by daclint(m): 4:43am On Dec 07, 2015

jaymejate:
What is she teaching that little babe. Shouldn't he suppose to be in church?

Christianity Etc › Re: Did you know that Pull Out Game Is Sinful? by daclint(m): 3:23pm On Dec 06, 2015

Chanchit:
Guy park well, na pull out dey reign now, wetin dey vex God then no vex am now.

Romance › Re: You Don't Love Him/her, If You Haven't Shared Atleast Two Of These. by daclint(m): 10:03am On Dec 06, 2015

MrLexander:
I would love to use this medium to enlighten our youths..

Love is way beyond these stuffs you listed here, infact this is one of the things leading to breakups,failures in relationships.. the earlier we understand these things the better for us.. sharing or not sharing any of these isnt a criteria for real love..
Matured and responsible folks dont let any of these bother nor disturb them. And yet they sail perfectly in the relationship

Thank you.

Tomorrow is my birthday

MrLexander

You too much bro

Phones › Re: See The Airtime MTN Sent To A Nairalander by daclint(m): 9:59am On Dec 06, 2015

Nawao

Health › Re: The Secret Behind The Toothpaste Bottom Colour by daclint(m): 9:55am On Dec 06, 2015

sinaj:
I cudnt find any on my chewing stick nylon

Politics › Re: Bamanga Tukur Escapes Assassination - The Nation by daclint(m): 9:50am On Dec 06, 2015

Sunnymatey:
This is one of the reasons l missed Jonathan, in his 5 yrs plus tenure, they were rear cases of politically motivated assasination. 'MY AMBITION IS NOT WORTH THE BLOOD OF ANY NIGERIAN'.

Politics › Re: Military Arrests Boko Haram Chief-Cameraman Alongside Other 2 Suspects(pics by daclint(m): 9:38am On Dec 05, 2015

mehn look at how malnourished this people look.smh...

Crime › Re: Woman Jumps From Building, Survives After Landing On Man And Killing Him by daclint(m): 9:48pm On Dec 04, 2015

She for look well before jumping Na

Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Beheads 2yr Old Son In Kano by daclint(m): 9:44pm On Dec 04, 2015

Chisos

Jokes Etc › Re: When Barbing Is N100 But You Only Have N90 - See Photo by daclint(m): 9:41pm On Dec 04, 2015

Airforce1:
I blame Buhari

Wicked

Health › Re: Catfish Is Not So Healthy - Bukola Adebayo by daclint(m): 12:32pm On Dec 04, 2015

isorait

tell that to the acid in my own stomach

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Politics › Re: Bafarawa: N4.6billion I Received From Dasuki Was For Spiritual Purpose by daclint(m): 10:59am On Dec 04, 2015

hahahaha, spiritual purpose indeed, this is exactly why we are this way, liars everywhere

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Politics › Re: EFCC Arraigns Akpobolokemi, Ex-nimasa DG And Nine Others For Alleged N1.153bn Sc by daclint(m): 7:02am On Dec 04, 2015

That first name alone sounds like a scam

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage: I Once Abstained From Sex For Three Years by daclint(m): 6:58am On Dec 04, 2015

Isorait

U no dey bleep but u dey use your body seduce us for your video.

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander Shot In The Leg At Biafra Protest (Graphic Photos) by daclint(m): 6:55am On Dec 04, 2015

The way your fingers dey shine e be like say Na u use your hand do the stitching

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Health › Re: Tips To Help YOU Stay Healthy This Harmattan Season by daclint(m): 6:52am On Dec 04, 2015

Story. The only solution is

VASELINE

Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Remembers Jaiye Aboderin 11 After by daclint(m): 6:50am On Dec 04, 2015

MrKong:
Hey why u pose like grasshopper na for ur dp?

Wicked

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