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I pity APC and PDP agents wey go do anyhow for polling units during election. E go too hot for dem.

Staphylococcus:
It’s logical!

No sane person will dump His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, for a political minion like Peter.

Wike is in terms with reality and definitely wants a soft landing after leaving office. I do not expect him to descend so low to extent of affiliating with an orphanage turned political party.


What’s ahead is boldly written across Nigeria and glaring for all to see.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I can sure all good and patriotic citizens of Nigeria that the 2023 election will be the freest and fairest election in Africa, as Asiwaju does not have a viable and competent opposition.


I will use this same medium to plead with supporters of the fictional opposition, to make sure they continue to be “Obidient” after 2023 election results are announced, and take in good faith, the final outcome.

I'm sure you are a quack herbal agbo seller that blames every ailment on 'staphylococcus'.

Lagosanambra:
I have my dignity bro

Yes, if I ask a lady out for a date, the first time, on that day I chat her up and she says 'Oh..something came up, sorry dear', I postpone for another day and she gives another excuse 'Oh, I travelled'. I'll respond 'Alright'...and move to the next lady for potential courtship. Makes things easier for me for screening.

About 3 ladies of my spec are as interested in me as I am in them apart from the other ones who actually asked for a relationship. One will definitely end up wifed up in few months. No time to chase shadows. Time favours the man.

ubunja:
remember as much as girls want something serious from a guy, if you offer something serious from the get go they get suspicious and pull back cause "why are you so easy?" " Why are you so eager?"
See, as a guy you will very much want a girl to give you sex, but imagine meeting a girl and she seems over-eager to sleep with you from the first moment. You'd serious be suspicious isn't it? Like why is she so easy? Is she trying to give you an STI? Is it a trap?

Same thing. Your commitment is very valuable to girls but if given too easy it loses value and instead becomes suspicious. Make a girl work for your heart. Make her put effort to get your love. People love what they fight for and win. Instead of you being the one looking for something serious let her be the one asking for a relationship. By this I mean keep things casual until the girl catches feelings. By casual I mean approach the situation like you're only interested in fun. Let her decide to want more.not you.

If you are looking for a woman to settle down with and you have this mindset in your 30s, you will wait forever.

I'm in a similar shoe with Lagosanambra, I see a girl- must be tall, light and of a certain profession. I walk of up to them, start a conversation, sometimes they are taken, so I just bounce, most times I get the numbers, then I start screening behaviours, interests etcs. I hardly call, just whatsapp but I am an introvert and it can be stressful chatting 5 girls at the same time every evening.

I also have other girls who actually asked me for numbers, we talk but I hardly have interest in them, it's either, they are not tall enough as I would like or they are not of the profession that I want. Well, I am a highly quality man in looks, status and profession.

Marrige is an economic decision and also a 'genetic coalition'. I am intentional about getting EXACTLY what I want.

I'll be screening out a few of them this weekend. Na wetin I want I go get.

akinremiayomide:
See as them carry the medal
All hail Igbo amaka

Dem for allow british dey fukkk them for nyash anyhow and dey shout 'yes massa' without protest like we yorubas abi?

Viraltrends123:
He should win, so he can turn Nigeria to New York city or San Francisco the way he did as a young governor of Anambra state!

Forget talk, PO is your next president, Tinubu can't be president by surely losing 2 out of 3 regions votes in the South and sharing core northern votes with Atiku, Kwankwaso and Labour's VP Datti who will do well in Kaduna his home state. No southerner or northerner have ever become president by losing his own region, not even OBJ or buhari who consistenr won their regions.

LOL..

This Hundeyin get agidi no be small.

Chairman of twitter gbas-gbos.

pyyxxaro:
Naaa People when go open free Restaurant we de find

Ole!

BATified2023:
all I know is that we don’t want to hear Biafra or death by march next year

But you NURTW monkeys should be allowed shout 'yooba nesan' after Tinubu loses abi next year abi?

Is that not the owner of Wecare pharmacy?

Zeeknow3245:
. Ignorance is a disease.
Veterinary Medicine is a branch of Medicine and it is not a Medical course?Listen to yourself. You said that you have a post graduate College in the UK right?
Show me the Royal College of Biomedical Scientist? I can show Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons.
The pain will remain in your heart that you will never be independent and you will continue to report to a higher authority for life except you leave the field. It is also a pain in your heart that for Life, a Patient will never say "Thank you for your help". It will remain a pain in your heart that you don't a Post graduate College in Any country. It will remain a Pain in your heart that Veterinarians employ laboratory Scientist and you do test for them. It will forever remain a pain in your heart that Pathologist designed your profession. I don't want to hurt you further because there's nothing you can put forward that makes MLS better than Veterinary Medicine.
There's also nothing you will do that when you type "Renowned Medical Laboratory Scientist", the first thing that pops up is "Clinical Laboratory Scientist" no Image of any Renowned person.

Not every renown medical professional were not all physicians, Louis Pasteur whose exploits changed medicine remarkably was not a physician but a scientist who live the days when microbiology and biochemistry had not evolved clinically into clinical chemistry and clinical microbiology as we have it today under medical laboratory science.

Zeeknow3245:
Embryologist I think ought to be working with fertility centres right or IVF? If you've read what's on page one you would have understand where I am getting at. Anyways I feel humbled to have replied to an Embryologist. I don't think they are many in Nigeria but I am pleased to have quoted one.
I apologise for the mix up. Yours was more explicit.

So you are not aware that Medical Lab Scientists can also train and specialize professionally in Clinical embryology and fertility Science. Go and google Dr Faduola Paul and Abim fertility labs?

You think the medical laboratory field is a joke?
This is a Canadian Insitute that trains Scientists on Clinical embryology practice.

https://cellmolecules.ca/national-clinical-embryologist-training-centre/

Another fufu-slap-eba analysis..

Didn't Igbo vote other tribes severally against their own in previous elections?

FreeStuffsNG:
Below is the over all picture from Google map compared to Ibadan city at the bottom of all the SE maps.

From the Google map, you will realise that there is no high population density in the SE states as a whole sir. Development is just concentrated around certain streets and areas. That explains why it is true fact that Igbo population is a minority population and clean data of national demographics even from INEC have since confirmed this.

Those storeyed buildings pictures remind me of Isale Eko family houses especially those around Iga Idungaran. Those are not skycrappers, if you want to see skyscrappers come to Lagos Island and Victoria Island, Lagos.
Even Lekki, Ikoyi, Ikeja and Yaba still has more skyscrappers than all you are showing there sir.
My advice to the South East states governments including Anambra state is for the state government to improve security in those expanse of bare unoccupied places and encourage people to move there. There is so much undeveloped spaces because the population is small despite the small land mass.

Oga NURTW illiterate, your submission is pointless, we are more minority than the Igbos, I am in Abuja and I have only met a single yoruba person in the past 2 days but I have met countless Igbo in just 3 days. Let's stop deceiving ourselves. Awon Ibo po gan.

Abagworo:
The problem with Nairalanders is they never learn. Anambra only has reasonable space around Ogbaru and the areas between Awka and Kogi State. The rest of the State is either fully built, half built or reasonably built. Even from same google map closer look will reveal there is semi connurbation from Anambra to Imo State almost all the way down to Owerri. Southeast especially Anambra and Imo are very densely populated only surpassed by Lagos.

Abagworo:
The problem with Nairalanders is they never learn. Anambra only has reasonable space around Ogbaru and the areas between Awka and Kogi State. The rest of the State is either fully built, half built or reasonably built. Even from same google map closer look will reveal there is semi connurbation from Anambra to Imo State almost all the way down to Owerri. Southeast especially Anambra and Imo are very densely populated only surpassed by Lagos.

FreeStuffsNG:
Below is the over all picture from Google map compared to Ibadan city at the bottom of all the SE maps.

From the Google map, you will realise that there is no high population density in the SE states as a whole sir. Development is just concentrated around certain streets and areas. That explains why it is true fact that Igbo population is a minority population and clean data of national demographics even from INEC have since confirmed this.

Those storeyed buildings pictures remind me of Isale Eko family houses especially those around Iga Idungaran. Those are not skycrappers, if you want to see skyscrappers come to Lagos Island and Victoria Island, Lagos.
Even Lekki, Ikoyi, Ikeja and Yaba still has more skyscrappers than all you are showing there sir.
My advice to the South East states governments including Anambra state is for the state government to improve security in those expanse of bare unoccupied places and encourage people to move there. There is so much undeveloped spaces because the population is small despite the small land mass.

Oga NURTW illiterate, your submission is pointless, we are more minority than the Igbos, I am in Abuja and I have only met a single yoruba person in the past 2 days but I have met countless Igbo in just 3 days. Let's stop deceiving ourselves. Awon Ibo po gan.

apache22b:
If Tinubu was as bad as the Obidient's urchins claims he is, Wike will not be in London working with him. Think about it. You think a whole Wike doesn't know what is good for Nigeria ?

Nigeria and Nigerians knows what's good for them, that's why they are rejecting Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins with all their strength.

If we miss Tinubu that means we have completely lost it in Nigeria.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu will be the end of ASUU strike .

My fellow youths and Nigerian students be wise, let's get it right this time .

Tinubu is the only answer to all our troubles in this country.

Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins are all pathological liars, even Lai Muhammed will be a child's play where Peter Obi is .

Shut up your NURTW smelly odouriferous agbero mouth.
Wike works with anybody that will give him what he wants even if na devil.

ImperialYoruba:
I have said this everyday here in Nairaland. Obi is a biafran accomplice and is eye is on territories outside Iboland. Iboman wants to be king and lord of southern Nigeria. Under Obi as a president they will achieve that.

Has Buhari been able to stop fulani bandits from occupying middlebelt and south? No.

Do you think Obi will be able to stop biafra bandits and terrorists from occupying your cities?

You want to change nigeria, you want to change nigeria, you will only succeed in changing ownership of your land, Ibo take over your civil service, your markets, your contracts.

Wake up!

Baba Esin male, if you like shout make your wind pipe burst. Obi la'ama dibo fun. Obi lokan. #ObiBaba2023.

Unzerious:
If he really said that...Then, he's as Egocentric as his Tribe.

Igbo's aren't ready for Presidency yet...

My dear fellow esin male brother, were you going to vote for him before now?

EmperorHadrain:
See this osu
From Afomia,yoruba muslim and zombie , I created these memes

Funny to see an osu use my meme on me.

Foolish fools

Are you still jewish ?

You didn't create those memes. Mr fufu-slap-eba conspiracy alarmist.

oikirodah:
Que sera sera: Tinubu/Shettima's Ticket Is A Factual Combination Of Unquestionable Desire For Development



https://www.nairaland.com/7295319/nba-how-kashim-shettima-outsmarted

You write for anybody that throws you a few crumbs. Today you are pro-Atiku, tommorow Pro-BAT, the next pro-LP.

LOL

donphilopus:
Empty seats everywhere

Phils Obende, you still never get sense? Na when you kpai sense go gum you for grave?

Why you dey strong kpari to remain mugu all your life? Get sense na. We sabi you reach house.

We are in need of a reliable shipping agent with an office in Guangzhou for Air freight and Sea shipping of goods.

Please, we don't want uncouth, semi-literate and annoying agents, who won't pick calls or respond to messages because you are not importing 10 40ft containers.

We are looking to change agent.

Please drop contacts. Thanks.

TinubuThief:

O boy, u expect me to read all this things?
Haba mana !!
OBIDATTI though
Thank you

Aboy, go and read it. You will enjoy it.

Lalasticlala, ishilove, this is a great piece.

So ASUU is now a terrorist organization?

We are solidly behind #ObiBaba2023 in ile Oduduwa. Ire de!

Peter Obi will be President of Nigeria. Insha Allah.

We muslims of yoruba extraction will continue to support Peter Obidiently. Because Peter is Better.

Members of Orsu community have reported that soldiers sent by Governor Hope Uzodinma have razed shops in the popular Eke ututu market yesterday Saturday 21/08/2022 with several millions of Naira worth of properties with and lives lost.