₦airaland Forum

RZArecta:
https://gazettengr.com/installing-twitter-seditious-under-penal-code-of-northern-nigeria-agf-malami-tells-court

NORTHERN NIGERIA ABI NORTHERN COWGERIA!?

Spending123:
You done see am Nah, after them go the shout Buhari too borrow.

Na Buhari teach dem na, soon people go dey beg network service providers to please forgive dem dia debts.

Assumptabeke:
After dem go dey insult Bubu.

Abi, na Bubu be begibegi

HonNL:
[url=https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/09/majority-of-nigerians-in-favour-of-islamic-system-of-government-%E2%80%95-sheikh-zakzaky/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true]SOURCE [/url]

SOURCE

Sheikh Zaki Sakiru, are you well or still sick?

Mossadd:
Just 1500 and they refuse to borrow me more money

So if dem allow una, una go still borrow more abi!?

MrCover:
Update From . COM

Men of the Yenagoa Central Security a.k.a YENTA FORCE have rescued a young woman who was allegedly beaten by her boyfriend, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , According to a statement posted on their group page, the incident happened on Sunday, September 26.

The suspect was said to have fled upon sighting one of the YENTA FORCE officers.

"This young lady was beaten by her boyfriend in Trinity close to market road. The yenagoa Central security A K A YENTA FORCE caught them and saved the girl's life. The boyfriend ran away from the officer who was there during the fight." the statement read.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

Reminds me of when ladies goes for makeover (abi na make up?)

You will take different shots
These shots are after the makeover artist is through with beautification of one's ugly face

Dpsychologist:
Hello nairalanders,

Today I was with my female colleague at work when a guy kept calling her but she will pick and pretend not to hear then cut off the call.

When the guy called again she refused to pick up the phone.

It was when I wanted to use her phone that I saw the name she saved the guy with .

She saved the name as " Recharge card Yoruba".

lesson to learn: Don't be a simp. Don't be a maga.

I wish mods will move this to front page, so men will learn.

And what if she come save ya name as Tipper?

(Ala-ru-daa-le bi oko tipper)

ijustdey:
Mr Adesina said his principal would teach world leaders about growing an economy and managing security.



https://gazettengr.com/buhari-will-teach-world-leaders-how-to-manage-economy-during-pandemic-adesina/

Brother 'Sina!!!

Ti yin ti ta.

Your Buhari is a clown and you know

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/extra-my-vision-for-united-nigeria-driving-me-crazy-says-okorocha

Bros, na wen una wan enter market abi how we wan know say kolo dey worry una!?

Yobabad:
Is ok, this is not a problem, Nnamdi Kanu is the only problem Nigeria has since marriage is now by Force, yeye cou.ntry

You no add ABOKIFX ni!?

MightySparrow:
Straight to Al - Jaanah, best way to die. RIP Sir.

So, he won't be judged abi!?

fruitvillas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSM2zOtvnAQ

I can’t expose Boko Haram financiers: Bawa



https://gazettengr.com/i-cant-expose-boko-haram-financiers-bawa/

You are one of them, so you wouldn't wanna name them.

May god of Thunder destroy all of you.

uzobtc:
Yes, it's true.

To help you understand, allow me first explain why emails are important for many online businesses/companies.

So…
Many companies have something called an EMAIL LIST.
It is a database of contact information (name and email addresses) that they have ethically collected over a given period of time.
And they are allowed to send marketing emails to this list when and how they choose to.
The size of these email lists can vary from company to company. But the BIGGER the email list, the more profit potential they tend to have.

Usually, businesses/companies try to promote their products to the people on these lists in order to convert them from SUBSCRIBERS to CUSTOMERS. They do that by sending marketing emails.

However, most business owners or companies do not have the chops to write these marketing emails themselves...
And for others, they simply do NOT have the time to drum up content for their emails.
But because the email list is a big revenue vehicle for their businesses, they can't totally abandon their email lists.
That's why a good number of these companies like to pay skilled email copywriters to help them do the needful i.e come up with marketing emails that get results.
You can easily charge $20 - $50 as a beginner for every email you help these businesses write.
And they will gladly pay because those emails will likely make them more money than they paid you to write them.

The sweetest part?
These companies ALMOST ALWAYS need more than one email.
Sometimes, they can order up to 20 emails at a go!
Imagine if a beginner charges just $30 to write ONE of those emails.
That'd be a $600 pay day ($30 x 30 emails) from just one client.
If they get 2 - 3 of such clients in a month...
We are talking of $1200 - $1800 here.
And that's just as a beginner.
Because by the time you have a couple years' experience under your belt, you can easily kick up your rates to $100-and-above per email.
Crazy, right?

The good thing about choosing to learn this skill is that you are not going to study it like a four year University course.
In fact, if all you have is just 1 hour daily, you can learn to become a good-enough copywriter capable of charging companies $20 - 50 to write their emails.

I know a guy who has been doing this since 2016.
Not only that, he has taught over 400 other people how to become well-paid email copywriters.
And he was now was kind enough to create a video where he will show you:
[+] What it takes to write good marketing emails.
[+] How to become a good-enough email copywriter... even if all you have is 1 hour a day.
[+] Examples of companies that pay well for good emails.
[+] And so much more

Just send me an email now at uzoexport@gmail.com or drop Your email and I will immediately send the video to you COMPLETELY FREE.

You also will get to see a breakdown of how 4 emails that this guy wrote for an American company in 2020 led to a $3200/month contract.
You will understand better after watching this video. Kindly Send me an email here uzoexport@gmail.com.

iyioladdada@gmail.com

Sleekfingers:
But nigeria is busy discussing cattles......yeye country

Theres is BALLISTIC
Nigerians is COWLISTIC

FarinJini:
What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie

LaiMuhatomaniac

Ruben225571:
What would you do if your Son is been treated this way by a lady?

Would you call this love, stupidity or juju?

It happens when we beg to be loved. (This has happened to me)

If not, na pure jazz sir.

Dayotheeone:
Sketchbook is my fav but my current phone can't support it, it keeps crashing so I use Medibang now. not a fan of Ibis

Okay

Dayotheeone:
Medibang

Have you tried Autodesk Sketchbook, Adobe Draw or IbisPaint X?

Though Autodesk Sketchbook is easier (somehow)

I'm still a learner though.

Link not working please

Which app d'u used?

DoggoneDogg:
Commissioner-in-Chief
Errand boy
Fake pastor
Shortingo

Weed no good for una, stop am bfor e go stop u o

Ahmback:
Pls which software/app did you make use of? Cuz my photoshop is not doing the job fine

Adobe illustrator

Kwanza:
https://www.nairaland.com/6710314/not-exit-government-failure-buhari#104968151

https://www.facebook.com/333519270030012/posts/4172139462834621/

BUHARI TO PDP: I know say I be failure, I jus dey catch cruise on top of all of una for Nigeria.