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MrCover:
Update From . COM

Men of the Yenagoa Central Security a.k.a YENTA FORCE have rescued a young woman who was allegedly beaten by her boyfriend, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , According to a statement posted on their group page, the incident happened on Sunday, September 26.

The suspect was said to have fled upon sighting one of the YENTA FORCE officers.

"This young lady was beaten by her boyfriend in Trinity close to market road. The yenagoa Central security A K A YENTA FORCE caught them and saved the girl's life. The boyfriend ran away from the officer who was there during the fight." the statement read.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

Reminds me of when ladies goes for makeover (abi na make up?)

You will take different shots
These shots are after the makeover artist is through with beautification of one's ugly face

Dpsychologist:
Hello nairalanders,

Today I was with my female colleague at work when a guy kept calling her but she will pick and pretend not to hear then cut off the call.

When the guy called again she refused to pick up the phone.

It was when I wanted to use her phone that I saw the name she saved the guy with .

She saved the name as " Recharge card Yoruba".

lesson to learn: Don't be a simp. Don't be a maga.

I wish mods will move this to front page, so men will learn.

And what if she come save ya name as Tipper?

(Ala-ru-daa-le bi oko tipper)

ijustdey:
Mr Adesina said his principal would teach world leaders about growing an economy and managing security.



https://gazettengr.com/buhari-will-teach-world-leaders-how-to-manage-economy-during-pandemic-adesina/

Brother 'Sina!!!

Ti yin ti ta.

Your Buhari is a clown and you know

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/extra-my-vision-for-united-nigeria-driving-me-crazy-says-okorocha

Bros, na wen una wan enter market abi how we wan know say kolo dey worry una!?

Yobabad:
Is ok, this is not a problem, Nnamdi Kanu is the only problem Nigeria has since marriage is now by Force, yeye cou.ntry

You no add ABOKIFX ni!?

MightySparrow:
Straight to Al - Jaanah, best way to die. RIP Sir.

So, he won't be judged abi!?

fruitvillas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSM2zOtvnAQ

I can’t expose Boko Haram financiers: Bawa



https://gazettengr.com/i-cant-expose-boko-haram-financiers-bawa/

You are one of them, so you wouldn't wanna name them.

May god of Thunder destroy all of you.

uzobtc:
Yes, it's true.

To help you understand, allow me first explain why emails are important for many online businesses/companies.

So…
Many companies have something called an EMAIL LIST.
It is a database of contact information (name and email addresses) that they have ethically collected over a given period of time.
And they are allowed to send marketing emails to this list when and how they choose to.
The size of these email lists can vary from company to company. But the BIGGER the email list, the more profit potential they tend to have.

Usually, businesses/companies try to promote their products to the people on these lists in order to convert them from SUBSCRIBERS to CUSTOMERS. They do that by sending marketing emails.

However, most business owners or companies do not have the chops to write these marketing emails themselves...
And for others, they simply do NOT have the time to drum up content for their emails.
But because the email list is a big revenue vehicle for their businesses, they can't totally abandon their email lists.
That's why a good number of these companies like to pay skilled email copywriters to help them do the needful i.e come up with marketing emails that get results.
You can easily charge $20 - $50 as a beginner for every email you help these businesses write.
And they will gladly pay because those emails will likely make them more money than they paid you to write them.

The sweetest part?
These companies ALMOST ALWAYS need more than one email.
Sometimes, they can order up to 20 emails at a go!
Imagine if a beginner charges just $30 to write ONE of those emails.
That'd be a $600 pay day ($30 x 30 emails) from just one client.
If they get 2 - 3 of such clients in a month...
We are talking of $1200 - $1800 here.
And that's just as a beginner.
Because by the time you have a couple years' experience under your belt, you can easily kick up your rates to $100-and-above per email.
Crazy, right?

The good thing about choosing to learn this skill is that you are not going to study it like a four year University course.
In fact, if all you have is just 1 hour daily, you can learn to become a good-enough copywriter capable of charging companies $20 - 50 to write their emails.

I know a guy who has been doing this since 2016.
Not only that, he has taught over 400 other people how to become well-paid email copywriters.
And he was now was kind enough to create a video where he will show you:
[+] What it takes to write good marketing emails.
[+] How to become a good-enough email copywriter... even if all you have is 1 hour a day.
[+] Examples of companies that pay well for good emails.
[+] And so much more

Just send me an email now at uzoexport@gmail.com or drop Your email and I will immediately send the video to you COMPLETELY FREE.

You also will get to see a breakdown of how 4 emails that this guy wrote for an American company in 2020 led to a $3200/month contract.
You will understand better after watching this video. Kindly Send me an email here uzoexport@gmail.com.

iyioladdada@gmail.com

Sleekfingers:
But nigeria is busy discussing cattles......yeye country

Theres is BALLISTIC
Nigerians is COWLISTIC

FarinJini:
What do you call people who lie uncontrollably? They may not need to lie but they just have a strong urge to lie

LaiMuhatomaniac

Ruben225571:
What would you do if your Son is been treated this way by a lady?

Would you call this love, stupidity or juju?

It happens when we beg to be loved. (This has happened to me)

If not, na pure jazz sir.

Dayotheeone:
Sketchbook is my fav but my current phone can't support it, it keeps crashing so I use Medibang now. not a fan of Ibis

Okay

Dayotheeone:
Medibang

Have you tried Autodesk Sketchbook, Adobe Draw or IbisPaint X?

Though Autodesk Sketchbook is easier (somehow)

I'm still a learner though.

Link not working please

Which app d'u used?

DoggoneDogg:
Commissioner-in-Chief
Errand boy
Fake pastor
Shortingo

Weed no good for una, stop am bfor e go stop u o

Ahmback:
Pls which software/app did you make use of? Cuz my photoshop is not doing the job fine

Adobe illustrator

Kwanza:
https://www.nairaland.com/6710314/not-exit-government-failure-buhari#104968151

https://www.facebook.com/333519270030012/posts/4172139462834621/

BUHARI TO PDP: I know say I be failure, I jus dey catch cruise on top of all of una for Nigeria.

JEWELofHELL:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/19/treat-repented-boko-haram-iswap-fighters-like-brothers-train-them-islamic-group-tells-fg

When are they gonna pick this guy up for brain check up or interrogation?

One word for this guy

Lovalovaphunmz:
Oga abeg stop the saying...... wouldn’t involve mysef in such saying. Must u pple think abt weird things

Well, such won't be your portion.

It's a true life issue/story.

The said lady is the choir mistress of a church in Lagos, she had 2 kids with her husband before they separated.

The said man is also a deacon in a church not far from that lady's house.

They are both working in a ..... Company in Lagos. Though before she started going out with that married deacon she'd had flings with at least 3 guys ...

Lovalovaphunmz:
I believe in restitution, if i offend someone and i later realise it, i go back to seek for forgiveness and probably confess (if it’s something that needs to be confessed).
I always like to be at peace with everyone .
Although its nt easy oo

Okay, let's say you have a friend who wouldn't allow her husband make love or have s.ex with her. You and her husband works in the same company and this brings about some closeness between you and that man. He told you of how your friend had been starving him with love making or s.ex.

Later on, (one thing led to another) you and the man started going to hotels to fulfill what his wife wouldn't give to him.

After some months, you rededicated your life to Christ and stop the shit with that man.


Would you go and meet that woman to tell her what happened between you and her husband (all in the name of restitution)?

Will you tell your own husband this?

1Alex:
But will the bullets shoot themselves?

Na!

I think it's like telling him "all I gat for you is just 3 shots to your skull"

08068101904

iLegendd:
Let me analyze you for fun.

You made the right choice by liking Airforce-1 more than me. Only smart people are allowed to like me.

Even the girls I allow come close to me are smart and mostly graduates. The one I posted earlier was busy reading a book. When last did you read a book?

1. Number 1 on the screenshot above: It's tutor, not turor. You never start you done dey phoney.

2. Number 2 on the screenshot above: It has not been easy on you? Is that why you poured your frustration on me? You think handling frustrated people attacking you online is easy?

3. Number 3 on the screenshot above: Any good heart person? That is incorrect. Say: Any good hearted person. Did you use your school fees to smoke weed?

4. Number 4 on the screenshot above: Giving up? Don't give up. People that give up never succeed in it. When I started posting on Nairaland in 2016, haters abused me, but I never gave up. Today, I make millions from those posts they abused me on while most of them are still frustrated till this day. So, don't give up. Take me as an example.

5. Number 5 on the screenshot above: No, it's achieve, not archieve archive. An archive is a documentation of series of files for future use or reference.

6. Number 6 on the screenshot above: You need help from a good Nairalander? I'll help you a bit.

7. Number 7 on the screenshot above: You don't have money to pay? Don't worry. Drop your phone number let me send you 1k to buy recharge card first, then drop your Binance BUSD address lemme send you 6k via Cry.pto for a start too. With time, I may send you more if my spirit leads me to.

The time is 10:00 PM. Offer expires at 10:00 AM tomorrow.

Lesson to my readers:

I was broke in 2016 and that was why I visited Nairaland. He created his account in that same 2016. What a coincidence!

The difference between our two today is focus and determination to never give up — I had it, but he lacked it. So, don't give up even in the midst of your haters, hunger, and trying times.

So, Mr. Grey, don't still give up. I know you've suffered enough already and it translates to your mood. It's not your fault, but the situation of the country. God will wipe your tears soon.

Boss, in case he is not interested in that No.7, I will to help him claim the BUSD.

Thanks and God bless you.

OLAADEX:
President Mohammadu Buhari meets Asiwaju Bola Tinubu in London today.

MUMU AND MUMUNI

YOU HAD YOUR MASKS ON WHILE SITTING ON DIFFERENT CHAIRS BUT REMOVED YOUR MASKS WHILE STANDING TOGETHER TO TAKE PICTURES?