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Am +1 today

Am +1 today

Am +1 today wish me wat you have for me

Friends celebrate me am +1 today, tank God is Sunday I wil dance like tomorrow no d

How to steal a fowl! 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center. 5. This is where u make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

APC magic, just to make the government look as if it's working, as it's two years anniversary draws near, they know where they kept the girls and will be bringing them out gradually just to score cheap political point.

APC magic, just to make the government look as if it's working, as it's two years anniversary draws near, they know where they kept the girls and will be bringing them out gradually just to score cheap political point.


Third to comment since I join nairaland

BREAKING NEWS!!!

A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel yesterday was on a very high speed along Eleme Road, Port Harcourt, when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.

Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a 7 month old pregnant woman who was just coming back from the General Hospital.

To cut the story short, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

Everyday you want to hear bad news ........ No be from me.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel yesterday was on a very high speed along Eleme Road, Port Harcourt, when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.

Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a 7 month old pregnant woman who was just coming back from the General Hospital.

To cut the story short, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

Everyday you want to hear bad news ........ No be from me.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel yesterday was on a very high speed along Eleme Road, Port Harcourt, when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.

Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a 7 month old pregnant woman who was just coming back from the General Hospital.

To cut the story short, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

Everyday you want to hear bad news ........ No be from me.

God pls make me reach so that I wil travel to village an marry village gal instead of media ladies that will be given me heartache every day

LaDolceVida:
Someone please help me with my jamb form . its closing tomorrow and i haven't registered, please help a soul, on my knees its 5,000 1130567471 skye

So you go beg write jamb,still beg go university abi........he who fails to plans plan's to fail


Sit up

Wow from movie to reality he's so wise to hide his relatioship from social media. Pls the next pics we should be seeing is your wedding pix . after that lock up and don't post anything about your marriage whether the happy or sad experience Keep ur marriage away from social media if you guys don't want to end up like your colleagues. Best decision ever

Wow from movie to reality he's so wise to hide his relatioship from social media. Pls the next pics we should be seeing is your wedding pix . after that lock up and don't post anything about your marriage whether the happy or sad experience Keep ur marriage away from social media if you guys don't want to end up like your colleagues. Best decision ever

How to steal a fowl! 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center. 5. This is where u make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

How to steal a fowl! 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center. 5. This is where u make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

How to steal a fowl! 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center. 5. This is where u make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

How to steal a fowl! 1. Survey the area for about 1 week. 2. On the day of operation wear an
oversized shirt. 3. Be at the place between 11am
to 2:30pm. At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work or
be indoors. The fowls will be playing
outside happily. 4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the fowls walk freely at the center. 5. This is where u make the grand move. 6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the fowl by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it in side ur oversized shirt. 7. Move on as if nothing happend. No looking back. THANK_ME_LATER

Efe pls is unfair ooooooo.... Me that voted you first you haven't visit me,uptil now am still owing Mtn 100 naira I borrow to text so that you can win.....pls Efe visit me before I kill myself

NaijaTechGuy:
"Your Data Subscription Is Finished, Please subscribe to renew your data bundle".


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This was the heart breaking message I got the first time I used Instagram. My hard earned 10MB was gone, I had no idea of what was going on... I guess it was probably because that was my first android phone. My ISP was probably like...


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Instagram is always buzzing with about 4.2 billion posts daily and countless hash tags, I probably got carried away and my 10MB was gone in 60 seconds. I'm more experienced today though.

This does not totally leave out the other culprits. The vampires that use up your data and most times storage space.

This isn't Vampire Diaries so we're certainly not going after them with sticks or vervain. Simple tricks would have saved you from heartbreak.

Here are a few ways to save yourself from pain and reduce the data these apps use.


#1. Use The App's Lite Version

Facebook, Messenger, Twitter and Skype have Lite versions. These are versions of the app that
are basically smaller and don't use up a lot of data. The apps were basically developed for those with 2G connections and saves you a whole lot of data. So head over to playstore and grab a Lite version. If you're not comfortable with the Lite version of Facebook, you can also turn on the data saver feature.

#2. Limit The Number Of Videos You Watch

"Discretion is the greater part of Valor " this was quoted by Falstaff in King Henry the Fourth by Williams Shakespeare. I'm not giving you a history lesson on Shakespeare, I'm not even good at that. Basically you should know that streaming unnecessary videos take a lot of data. Why will you spend your data looking at girls on Snapchat that would keep staring at the camera without saying anything?.. It's your data but if you want to save it, you'd better watch videos once in a while. If you're data connection isn't too strong, buffering will definitely eat up a lot of data. You could find third party apps that let you download the video instead.


#3 Turn Off Background Data For All The Apps

This is the first rule of saving data. For most Android devices, head over to your settings and select data usage. Click on any of the apps then turn off background data. Turning this feature off simply means that you won't receive any messages or notifications from the app unless you're running the app. So your data is safe and protected from waste.

4 stop visiting Nairaland constantly

Na their work


"prophet" Muhammad at age 50 married Aisha at the age of 6 and RAPED HER AT THE AGE OF 9! “The Prophet was engaged to me when I was a girl 6 years old…I was playing in a swing with some of my girlfriends…une xpectedly, Allah’s apostle came to me in the afternoon and my mother handed me over to him. At that time I was a girl of 9 years” (Bukhari 4:234). “The Prophet used to kiss her and suck her tongue when he was fasting” (Sunan Abu Dawud 13:2380). Can you imagine a 52 year old man kissing and sucking a 9 year old child? Anyone who is not repulsed by this act is mentally sick.

Who wants go d look for job with references abi na referees abeg use 100 chop here



Some Matches For Today

15:00 Wolfsburg (W) v Mgladbach (W) HT/FT 1/1 1.11 or HT 1 1.15 (Germany Bundesliga Womens)

17:00 Panserraikos v Aris 2 1.25 or 1st Goal Aris 1.25 or 12dc 1.12 (Greek Football League)

19:00 PAOK Salonica v AOK Kerkyra 1st Goal PAOK 1.11 or HT 1 1.22 (Greece Super League)

19:00 Xanthi v Veria 1 1.15 or 1st Goal Xanthi 1.25 or under 4.5 1.12 (Greece Super League)

20:00 Al Ahly v El Entag El Harby 1 1.18 or 1st Goal Al Ahly 1.16 or 12dc 1.11 (Egypt Premier)

19:00 Arandina CF v Celta Vigo B 2 1.20 or 1st Goal Celta 1.20 or 12dc 1.11 (Spain segunda B/1)

19:00 UP Langreo v SD Lenense 1st Goal Langreo 1.12 or HT 1 1.45 or over 1.5 1.11 (Spain Tercera)

19:00 CD Aguilas v CD Algar 1st Goal CD Aguilas 1.13 or HT 1 1.40 (Spain Tercera Division)

17:00 Vardar Skopje v FK Pobeda 1 1.20 or 1st Goal Vardar 1.25 or 12dc 1.12 (Macedonia Liga)

17:00 Hibernians v St. Andrews FC 1 1.16 or 1st Goal Hibernians 1.22 or 12dc 1.11 (Malta Premier)

19:00 Crvena Zvezda v Vojvodina 1 1.16 or 1st Goal Zvezda 1.22 or 12dc 1.11 (Serbian Super Liga)

17:00 Partizan Belgrade v FK Napredak 1 1.18 or 1st Goal Partizan 1.22 (Serbian Super Liga)

19:30 Chernomorets Odesa v Dynamo Kiev 2 1.35 or 1st Goal Kiev 1.30 or 12dc 1.15 (Ukraine Premier)

17:00 Shakhtar v Oleksandria 1 1.15 or 1st Goal Shakhtar 1.18 or under 4.5 1.20 (Ukraine Premier)

16:05 Everton v Chelsea x2 1.25 or 1st Goal Chelsea 1.80 (Risky) or over 0.5 1.11 (England Premier)

16:05 Middlesbrough v Man City 2 1.30 or 1st Goal Man City 1.30 or 12dc 1.14 (England Premier)

16:00 Palermo v Fiorentina 2 1.40 or x2 1.11 or 1st Goal Fiorentina 1.40 or 12dc 1.20 (Italy A)

16:00 Crotone v AC Milan x2 1.20 or under 4.5 1.12 or over 0.5 1.11 or 1st Goal Milan 1.80 (Risky)

22:00 Nice v PSG 2 1.50 or x2 1.14 or 1st Goal PSG 1.50 or 12dc 1.20 (France Ligue One)

Simple advice take it an it will help you: play barca,1,play Madrid 1,play Bayern over (1.5) Man U 1X. Chelsea Everton over (2.5) an tank me letter pls

Hahahahahahaha! Hausas are already crying but that will not solve the issue. Get a bomb, assembly together and blow your useless selves up. Hahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha! Hausas are already crying but that will not solve the issue. Get a bomb, assembly together and blow your useless selves up. Hahahahahaha

Op why your brain the shake na....so make I d comot from FESTAC the go all parts of Lagos to check which petrol station is better abi........werey

Hmmmmmm....rain were done tired Man here in Calaba since February, na now some people are jubilating for a day rain..... North are cursed already, blood have full their Land

Ok naa she get luck! Anything to be famous this days on me sef go soon do ma video wen go go viral! I go cry for wizkid! Just dat wizkid too wicked ni, I fit come just go die for nothing lol

No wahala my darling!!!your mesaage has gone viral###what time is the suicide taking place###plus please try and use your ceiling fan so we wont stress taking your body to the mortuary!!!rest in peace in advance my dear!!!who are we to question GoD!!!god loves you more!!!