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Urgently Needed!!!
5 people who can Coordinate in a large Event in Nigeria on the 29th, 30th and 31st February 2018.
8hours per day
80k daily, 240,000 for the 3days.
Please only serious people should chat me up
Thanks.

Urgently Needed!!!
5 people who can Coordinate in a large Event in Nigeria on the 29th, 30th and 31st February 2018.
8hours per day
80k daily, 240,000 for the 3days.
Please only serious people should chat me up
Thanks.
Daddygoodluck

My friend go and belong to the kitchen and the oza rooms joor !!! Failure of a president. ...come and arrest me !!!! I have more than two thousands friends. ....fail state called Nigeria ...ndi ala

I have obtained mine too

Daddygoodluck!!

Thats how I bought catfish for my gf the other day. She saved my name with Precious catfish. One day I was searching through her fone contact and saw it, then I decide to dial the number , behold it was my fone ringing. I didn't talk ooo, I quietly took her to a spot, where we ordered for catfish , I waited for her to start eating the fish, then I stood up and left her with the bills to pay. Idi�t

Please if you are a stammerer, I take
God name beg you. don't tell any
Nigerian woman that her Toe is big.

Meanwhile 2019 buhari back to Daura

Please if you are a stammerer, I take
God name beg you. don't tell any
Nigerian woman that her Toe is big.

Please if you are a stammerer, I take
God name beg you. don't tell any
Nigerian woman that her Toe is big.

800k for doll, am I mad?

I wee wait until our Aba brothers do their own and sell it for 25k..

But the problem is that,The doll wee be shouting " Awalam'mooooo, Awalam'mooooo "���

Joagbaje:
All Church haters and false brethren on nairaland who always help the enemy to defame the church and ministers without investigation. what sayest thou? many of you have help Kemi scandal as though you were there. witchcraft against the church and ministers is real.

No mind them God will soon exposed them all

Angelb4:
To steal what precisely?

Well I use this opportunity to welcome the GREAT African Hero to my dear Abia State. 5 House of Assembly members are set to defect to APC on this soil today. It's a matter of time, the Governor is joining soon. We welcome APC whole-heartedly into the South-East. APC will win Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi and Imo in 2019. Only Enugu will be highly contestable. Take my word to the bank.

Way did you drop your brain??

Am not a prophet but I can prophesy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush true or false������

I see no point making argument and bad comments about the delayed career she caused to herself. Despite I been a Muslim, I blame the lady because, when she went for call to bar screening, an accurate call to bar dress code was given to her and so to every call to bar candidate to avoid nonuniformity during the call. However, when she was undergoing her undergraduate program, all law students have their own code of dressing, she never used traditional rappers instead of the suit. More so, she went through same dressing code when in law school and also followed all the regulations concerning law creed without violating. She knew what she was going into when she got admission to read law with full awareness of the way they dress and anything that has to do with law. Avoiding reading law was the first thing she would have done earlier because she knows that some of it's yearnings go direct opposite with her religion's. I don't blame them for not calling her to bar. I strongly blame her. Because she is a Muslim, that doesn't mean she is at it and right against them. No. Studying law is her dream, something she has passion for. And she knows everything about it before going into it and she started the journey. Let her alone face the wrath of her decision. Finally, keep Islam out of it please, because it doesn't encourage her to go for it, and it won't be there for her to defend her. And mind you, this piece depicts only my view about her misfortune.

Vaseline crew will soon rush in here

Meanwhile am a winner church member, am here suffering without work nor money to feed

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'Fire fire',

The title is truly what it is..
Total burning of precious data.


Go sing your own make we hear....bad bele

That's not my problem...Pls any body that know where they're are registering for Libya returnee form should tell me.. Cos I heard Buhari want to give Libya returnees money.. I'm also a returnee.. Don't ask me where I returned from.. Cos returnee na returnee.

That's not my problem...Pls any body that know where they're are registering for Libya returnee form should tell me.. Cos I heard Buhari want to give Libya returnees money.. I'm also a returnee.. Don't ask me where I returned from.. Cos returnee na returnee.

She is not just physically challenged but i guess mentally too..� i feel sorry for her and the baby ....
This lady has mental problem yet the crowd is clapping and mocking her � when will we african stop all this and help those that need help.
she need medical care.....
Help her she is in need ....
Some of you will insult her after few abortion so shut the Bleep up

Meanwhile our brother's and sister's are being sold in Libya Say No To SLAVERY

Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's
restaurant.
When I got their, I met my younger
sister serving food to a pretty damsel.
I couldn't
resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer.
My
younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled
and played along.
ME: Hey! give me food am in a hurry, I didn't
park my car well (My sister smiled and the girl
gave me a charming look)
My sister: (Serving me) Customer, U can change
car ooo.
Look at the type of car u brought today
(Pointing at someone's Range Rover, that parked outside)
Me: Yaah, that one belongs to my mom.
My dad
travelled, so my mom took his lambogini, so I
decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am
tired of driving that my Ferrari.
My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it.....I was left alone
with the girl, so I introduced myself to her and we
started chatting and I brain washed her.
When
she was about to succumb, My Mom just
entered...Piam! The next thing I heard was......
Chibuike Na so u go dey chop like mumu. Na only food u know. Anyway, did u sell the Moi-Moi
finish
Chai.......
My village people later succeeded, I am still
looking for where to hang my self... I have finally
disgraced my ancestors... hahahajajajjaja
ja

Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's
restaurant.
When I got their, I met my younger
sister serving food to a pretty damsel.
I couldn't
resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer.
My
younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled
and played along.
ME: Hey! give me food am in a hurry, I didn't
park my car well (My sister smiled and the girl
gave me a charming look)
My sister: (Serving me) Customer, U can change
car ooo.
Look at the type of car u brought today
(Pointing at someone's Range Rover, that parked outside)
Me: Yaah, that one belongs to my mom.
My dad
travelled, so my mom took his lambogini, so I
decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am
tired of driving that my Ferrari.
My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it.....I was left alone
with the girl, so I introduced myself to her and we
started chatting and I brain washed her.
When
she was about to succumb, My Mom just
entered...Piam! The next thing I heard was......
Chibuike Na so u go dey chop like mumu. Na only food u know. Anyway, did u sell the Moi-Moi
finish
Chai.......
My village people later succeeded, I am still
looking for where to hang my self... I have finally
disgraced my ancestors... hahahajajajjaja
ja

OBO never chop alone...

A guy with a heart of Gold, man of the people, FIA : Finest in Africa. FIA: firstclass In Africa. FIA: favorite in Africa. OBO keep winning, God gat your back, TeamOBO gat your back!
30billy �
Happy birthday Boss �
Age graciously... �

I carry nyash for this ooooooooo...... Ahh

Every Sane Person Knows That Nwike Is A blatant Liar....He Can Only Deceive The Equally Useless IPOB Yoots, Who Had Been Tutored To Lie By Their Late Useless Leader Called Nnamdi Kanu.

But Nwike Should Enjoy His Remaining Months In Power, He Will Be Dragged On The Floor On The Day Of Election In 2019.

Your mumu no mechanic fit repair ram again..... Stop weed ,you say no(mbanu)I Carry nyash for you

#Daddygoodluck#

LOOTimi Amaechi is a cultist [/quote


Better one sef......na really cut Man original one sef

#Daddygoodluck

Am just seeing supernatural turnaround this two days.............. All of us on nairaland....our name is among the shortlisted candidates IJN

My sister, stop asking guys what they do for a living, they will lie,,��
just take them to bed and count how many round they can go
1 round - rich guy
2 rounds - doing well in life
3rounds - unemployed
4rounds - broke as hell
Lemmi kuku be going ������

What a friend we have in Jesus,
All our sins and griefs to bear!
What a privilege to carry
Everything to God in prayer!
Oh, what peace we often forfeit,
Oh, what needless pain we bear,
All because we do not carry
Everything to God in prayer!

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged
Take it to the Lord in prayer.
Can we find a friend so faithful,
Who will all our sorrows share?
Jesus knows our every weakness;
Take it to the Lord in prayer.

Are we weak and heavy-laden,
Cumbered with a load of care?
Precious Savior, is still our refuge
Take it to the Lord in prayer.
Do thy friends despise, forsake thee?
Take it to the Lord in prayer!
In His arms He’ll take and shield thee,
Thou wilt find a solace there.

#happysunday#

What a friend we have in Jesus,
All our sins and griefs to bear!
What a privilege to carry
Everything to God in prayer!
Oh, what peace we often forfeit,
Oh, what needless pain we bear,
All because we do not carry
Everything to God in prayer!

Have we trials and temptations?
Is there trouble anywhere?
We should never be discouraged
Take it to the Lord in prayer.
Can we find a friend so faithful,
Who will all our sorrows share?
Jesus knows our every weakness;
Take it to the Lord in prayer.

Are we weak and heavy-laden,
Cumbered with a load of care?
Precious Savior, is still our refuge
Take it to the Lord in prayer.
Do thy friends despise, forsake thee?
Take it to the Lord in prayer!
In His arms He’ll take and shield thee,
Thou wilt find a solace there.

#happysunday#

Good morning Universe . Surround your self with the right people and good things start to happen to you . Have a positive mindset and never quit . Word! Lastly work hard and pray . God never sleeps