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NwaAmaikpe:



I always go to church,
In fact I don't miss it...it is a tradition for me to sit in the first row.

Not because I am holy.
My pastor's wife and the choir mistress always opens their legs for us to watch Telemundo.

Trust me, there's nothing better than seeing the gate to the kingdom you own Pastor worships in.

See another brainless Biafra commenting poo here

You no even shame to bring your family issues here......your mum on that matter

If you need advice don't seek for it on nairaland.......na shayo people full here ooooooooo, d will not assist you

Chai...Nigerians got no chill at all

Let's concentrate on the 4B's that are disturbing dis country first....we don't wanna spoil d arrangement yet
Buhari
Biafra
Boko-haram
Bobrisky

Im 23 and i haven't had my periods yet.
My little sis is 17 and had her periods since 13.
I feel ashamed to talk to my friends because i don't know if i had a problem..
Or does it take longer when you're a boy?

SpComedy:
Yoruba muslim , where was Igbo mentioned in that news?? and is Delta state now suddenly an Igbo state? ewu hausa

So Delta no belongs to Igbo again....... Ikwensu

Biafra has 6 letters.Nigeria has 7 letters,Nigerian civil war was 1967. Buhari has 6
letters and Ojukwu also has 6 letters. Obama has 6 letters. Nigeria has 36
states. There are 3 markets around my area.

We have 2 eateries close to my house. By the time you realize that this post has no
meaning, it's already too late for you, and you can't do me anything.I just wasted your time,
I'm not even at home so you won't even see me to beat me.!�����������

Biafra has 6 letters.Nigeria has 7 letters,Nigerian civil war was 1967. Buhari has 6
letters and Ojukwu also has 6 letters. Obama has 6 letters. Nigeria has 36
states. There are 3 markets around my area.

We have 2 eateries close to my house. By the time you realize that this post has no
meaning, it's already too late for you, and you can't do me anything.I just wasted your time,
I'm not even at home so you won't even see me to beat me.!�����������

Biafra has 6 letters.Nigeria has 7 letters,Nigerian civil war was 1967. Buhari has 6
letters and Ojukwu also has 6 letters. Obama has 6 letters. Nigeria has 36
states. There are 3 markets around my area.

We have 2 eateries close to my house. By the time you realize that this post has no
meaning, it's already too late for you, and you can't do me anything.I just wasted your time,
I'm not even at home so you won't even see me to beat me.!�����������

Biafra has 6 letters.Nigeria has 7 letters,Nigerian civil war was 1967. Buhari has 6
letters and Ojukwu also has 6 letters. Obama has 6 letters. Nigeria has 36
states. There are 3 markets around my area.

We have 2 eateries close to my house. By the time you realize that this post has no
meaning, it's already too late for you, and you can't do me anything.I just wasted your time,
I'm not even at home so you won't even see me to beat me.!�����������

Biafra has 6 letters.Nigeria has 7 letters,Nigerian civil war was 1967. Buhari has 6
letters and Ojukwu also has 6 letters. Obama has 6 letters. Nigeria has 36
states. There are 3 markets around my area.

We have 2 eateries close to my house. By the time you realize that this post has no
meaning, it's already too late for you, and you can't do me anything.I just wasted your time,
I'm not even at home so you won't even see me to beat me.!�����������

Biafra has 6 letters.Nigeria has 7 letters,Nigerian civil war was 1967. Buhari has 6
letters and Ojukwu also has 6 letters. Obama has 6 letters. Nigeria has 36
states. There are 3 markets around my area.

We have 2 eateries close to my house. By the time you realize that this post has no
meaning, it's already too late for you, and you can't do me anything.I just wasted your time,
I'm not even at home so you won't even see me to beat me.!�����������

How arsenal fans watch ball now

Name checkers association of Nigeria...... Emirates branch London...... I wasn't disappointed

An none of this flood victims will benefits from this, because the money will pass via polithiefcians
I weep for this cantri

[quote author=uwa244 post=60311092]Gateway to supernatural breakthroughs.
The man of God said we should be business oriented and depend on the divine wisdom of God to excel in our jobs or businesses. [/quote
Bless you
Mcid

Living Faith Gombe
Topic: Gateway to supernatural breakthrough part 2

Tagged: Business and career breakthrough/communion service


You can't enjoy what is provided until you enjoyed what is demanded
Isaiah 54:3
1John 2
Jer 8:20-21
Gen 1:2
Steps to overcome breakthrough:
1)The force of decipline
2)Decipline your speech: know how to used your tongue, because whatever you speak the Lord hear it
Mark 11:23
Prov 12:14
1Cor 3:1-6
3)Decipline your taste: always try to avoid much spending, because the money you need to build a mansion its been used carelessly
Prov 23:1-2
4)Decipline your sleep:
Excl 10:16-17
5)Deppine your taste on women
6)Depline your time
Eph 5:16
MCID

This is a stupid questions @OP......wetin .......una President the take rules us

An she go still get mind the give people injection

�Dear God, You Took away my favorite �Singer� (Michael Jackson) Also took away my favorite Rapper (Tupac) ��You took away my favorite Wrestler �(Owen Heart) Took away My favorite Boxer (Muhammad Ali) �God, Am writing this to let you know that President #buhari is my Favorite President. ✌Hope To Hear From You Soon....�����

�Dear God, You Took away my favorite �Singer� (Michael Jackson) Also took away my favorite Rapper (Tupac) ��You took away my favorite Wrestler �(Owen Heart) Took away My favorite Boxer (Muhammad Ali) �God, Am writing this to let you know that President #buhari is my Favorite President. ✌Hope To Hear From You Soon....�����

When will Biafra launch their own too,against the zoo

Pls if bobrisky when to use d toilet in public, is it male or female toilet dat he will use.
Just asking

#Boko Haram attacks in Borno this July alone#

11th - 7 killed
13th - 19 killed
15th - 12yr old killed
17th - 8 killed
23rd - 7 killed
26th - 69 killed
29th - 14 killed
TOTAL - 118

Yet, they told Nigerians last year that they have technically defeated Boko Haram.

May God save our country from these liar

yanabasee:
Yet somebody will say this administration have done better than the previous administration... There've been several attack lately and many lives have been lost...

Buhari promised to lead the war from the front line...where is he now?

Drinking brukutu an Nonu in London

Hot sex can make a girl apologize for what she has never done in her life
She will be Like" Baby Sorry for the war in Syria I promise it will not happen again":/ � � � � � �

Nne5:
Lalasticlala

http://dailypost.ng/2017/07/24/waec-abia-rivers-lead-nationwide-2017-mayjune-wassce-results-see-top-10/

Incomplete list without Ekiti

BUHARI IN LONDON HOSPITAL.

Cabal went to London to bring back Baba and the doctors said he can't return because he has lost memory!

The cabal insisted, they demanded the doctors should prove what they meant by memory lost!
So the doctors took them in for a little chat with Baba!

Here is the conversation in hausa through an interpreter:

Cabal: your excellency sir we have come to take u home so u can retrieve ur presidential powers from Osibanjo.

PMB: whaz?? Itz President Goodluck Jonathan I was contesting the election with not Osibanjo!

Cabal: sir, but u won the election, u defeated former president GEJ.

PMB: then when is the swearing in ceremony?

Cabal: sir, u have been sworn in 2 years ago, u are currently the president of the federal republic.

PMB: I don't believe u, so why I'm I in London and not Abuja.
And if I'm the president why should I contest again with Osibanjo?

Doctors: please gentlemen, u can all see what we are talking about.
The man does not remember he is still ur president, go back home and do the needful.

BUHARI IN LONDON HOSPITAL.

Cabal went to London to bring back Baba and the doctors said he can't return because he has lost memory!

The cabal insisted, they demanded the doctors should prove what they meant by memory lost!
So the doctors took them in for a little chat with Baba!

Here is the conversation in hausa through an interpreter:

Cabal: your excellency sir we have come to take u home so u can retrieve ur presidential powers from Osibanjo.

PMB: whaz?? Itz President Goodluck Jonathan I was contesting the election with not Osibanjo!

Cabal: sir, but u won the election, u defeated former president GEJ.

PMB: then when is the swearing in ceremony?

Cabal: sir, u have been sworn in 2 years ago, u are currently the president of the federal republic.

PMB: I don't believe u, so why I'm I in London and not Abuja.
And if I'm the president why should I contest again with Osibanjo?

Doctors: please gentlemen, u can all see what we are talking about.
The man does not remember he is still ur president, go back home and do the needful.

ajilegend:
Na school be this?

No na mortuary

UzuegbuProsper:
Evans the billionaire kidnapper disappears as 30 armed men took him away from Lagos.

My brothers and sisters is this not a movie script written and executed?
Dazzol.



Source: https://www.google.com.ng/amp/sunnewsonline.com/evans-vanishes/amp/

I'm not getting it you mean Evan disappeared over night? I was thinking today was April fool day but I com realize sey na July we dey.

I think I'm done with this country wey dem dey call Nigeria please Biafrans can you please accept me let me com and join you in name God i beg i use God name beg una.

I'm not getting it you mean Evan disappeared over night? I was thinking today was April fool day but I com realize sey na July we dey.

I think I'm done with this country wey dem dey call Nigeria please Biafrans can you please accept me let me com and join you in name God i beg i use God name beg una.