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WISDOM for TODAY(Must Read)
1) "Never fight a man under GRACE because the GRACE he carry will DISGRACE you”.
2) “No African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and work hard”.
3) “Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes”.
4) “The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.
5) “When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get suspicious”.
6) “The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers”.
7) “The worlds of the elders do not lock all the doors; they leave the right door open”.
“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple”.
9) “Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up”.
10) “Let not what you cannot do tear you from what you can do”.
11) “A child who asks questions does not become a fool”.
12) “The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain”.
13) “Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white”.
14) “To Make A Difference In Someone’s Life, You Don’t Have To Be Brilliant, Rich, Beautiful, Or Perfect. You Just Have To Care”.
15) “Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around”.
16) “The walls don’t only have ears, they now see”.
17) “The leopard is beautiful but has a bad heart”.
18) “Everybody is a nobody trying to be somebody”.
18) “Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man”.
19) “Never open the door for an Armed Robber, let them break it, its part of their Job”.
20) “Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you”.
21) “A girl may never get married if she waits for the “PERFECT MAN”.
22) “One Man’s food is every other man’s food, just because one idiot refuses to eat it doesn’t make it poison”.
23) “If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been”.
24) “The only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes it”.
25) “The chief who doesn’t know what to say says that his friend has said what he would have said”.
26) “Just because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the one, Demons go to church too”.
27) “A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”.
28) “No matter how long the night! the day is sure to come”.
29) “A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success”.
30) “A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from everyone”.
31) “It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf”.
32) “No matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins”.
33) “No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman’s breast”.
34) “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”.
35)“Give them a chair if they can’t stand your Success”.
36)“Be careful about the rumors you hear about a lady, it either comes from a man who can’t have her or a lady who can’t compete with her”.
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Am surprise seeing cult gangs involve in killing innocent people

Now you see the height of madness in Nigeria. If this idiot useless criminal was immediately set ablaze the very moment he was arrested would we be hearing this nonsence. a stupid criminal for that matter that had cost pains, anguish and sorrow to his victim and has brought shame and ridicle to the country. I sincerely urge that we return back to the time of instant jungle justice. This rule of law nonsense is a pure scam. It gives laxity for even condemned criminals to escape justice, and for them to even have the temerity to blab nonsence. any body caught in crime or an act of corruption should face the mob jutice. QED.

Poko babe.. Cai why are you deceiving yourself. I know that dance ain't for real all na PR and later you will regret that bae. And beside you lied to the members of the public that you paid for your pride price.. Uhmm I swear I no go take you Serious again.. Madam Pinocchio..

Someone who know Lie Muhammad should Pls sent this video to him........BH technically defeated

This guy is not professional at all...... See how he keeps running his mouths everyday, he have said including the one he didn't sef

One Aboki
who sells stuff on my street, when I got
there he was arguing with another Aboki,
suddenly he turned to me and said “oga
abeg, shebi na Toothpaste Marry Animal
Calling”
I have never been so confused in my life. I
kept asking him to repeat what he meant
but he kept saying the same thing, I was
frustrated.
I had to leave them to their argument as I
couldn’t be of help. But it kept bothering my
mind, what could this guy mean??
After weeks of cracking my brain to get the
meaning of his statement, Na this morning I
realize wetin the guy dey ask me.
What he was saying was “Oga abeg, Shebi
na 2face Marry Annie Macaulay”
I fainted twice without closing my eyes

Bush menhhhh........... D for allow them bumb does ediot,all Muslim are terrorist

I was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild animal" Chai!!! Invigilators has fainted, security officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number, ah just dey wait for my turn.

I was struggling with my biology practical when one slay queen asked, "please is earthworm a wild animal" Chai!!! Invigilators has fainted, security officer has fainted too, we are now fainting according to our matric number, ah just dey wait for my turn.

Over 18years of studying and it's only today I got to know that the word "News" was short form for "Notable Events, Weather and Sports".
I want my school fees back... Imagine.😂😂😂😂

ednut1:
Olosho no be work dem no go hear. She wan ride alhaji kondo under the influence. See as she don bring shame to her family now

Take one in the morning and afternoon you go the alright

This list is incomplete without Baptised Sec school

Nnamdi Kanu I know your kids are in Britain But this war you are about to start will eat your head, you better stop this nonsense. Foolish Man, why didn't you raise this issue in the tenure of Goodluck Jonathan? Did you ask Ojukwu and Uwazuruike why they stopped the agitation? Do you know what this war will do to the southeast and southsouth? Are you mad? How many Igbos are in Military? Who will fight? Why did Biafra loose the war 57 years ago? Are you mad? How many igbo man will hear gun shots and stand without disappearing immediately. Who will give us the Ammunitions, what about food, water, shelter, what do igbos have? Person wey never see war before dey pray for war.

Which kind of food first......the food in between the legs o the one the wil cooked an you will surely found the stone David used in killing Goliath??

My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have
been looking for to prove more of my
love for you, please Baby I want you to come
to my House for a launch with your
Friends, I asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day
you will be chance, I said okay and
the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about
it and they all
agreed to go with me, some
suspended what they
would have gone to just to follow me to her
house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were
set to leave and I called her baby we
are on our
way to your house, and she replied
"please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy
but
unfortunately when we got to her
house, I called her again to let
her know that we are close to her house,
she replied: "Baby are you
serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke
naa" , i got
embarrassed but I pretended, I ended the
call.
I asked my friends to know if they
heard my conversation with her
but they didn't, so i told them
that she asked us to wait at the hotel
that she will soon join us, we left to the
hotel
and I ordered for their needs. Shortly
I picked up
my phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys
we need to
leave here now, I just received information
now that Boko Haram
are on their way to this place and
we all left the Hotel. None of my
Friends knew what
happened because it would have
been so shameful to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE
I called her, baby I just received a
letter from my Village that I
should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I
should
not come without taking a wife, you
know you are
the only one I have so I want to
inform your
parents and they should fixe a date for our
introduction and it should be next
week because we need to leave
to the village before this month
runs out. She was so happy and she
informed her parents just as I ordered. They
started preparing
and everything was in order. On the
fixed date, I
was in the
Office when my phone rang, She was the
one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied: we
are
close to your house, she happily said
Okay. After a
while she called back to know where I was
again,
Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking ooooooooo, You know how we use
to joke
na. She started calling me names and
said I am
wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED?

My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have
been looking for to prove more of my
love for you, please Baby I want you to come
to my House for a launch with your
Friends, I asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day
you will be chance, I said okay and
the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about
it and they all
agreed to go with me, some
suspended what they
would have gone to just to follow me to her
house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were
set to leave and I called her baby we
are on our
way to your house, and she replied
"please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy
but
unfortunately when we got to her
house, I called her again to let
her know that we are close to her house,
she replied: "Baby are you
serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke
naa" , i got
embarrassed but I pretended, I ended the
call.
I asked my friends to know if they
heard my conversation with her
but they didn't, so i told them
that she asked us to wait at the hotel
that she will soon join us, we left to the
hotel
and I ordered for their needs. Shortly
I picked up
my phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys
we need to
leave here now, I just received information
now that Boko Haram
are on their way to this place and
we all left the Hotel. None of my
Friends knew what
happened because it would have
been so shameful to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE
I called her, baby I just received a
letter from my Village that I
should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I
should
not come without taking a wife, you
know you are
the only one I have so I want to
inform your
parents and they should fixe a date for our
introduction and it should be next
week because we need to leave
to the village before this month
runs out. She was so happy and she
informed her parents just as I ordered. They
started preparing
and everything was in order. On the
fixed date, I
was in the
Office when my phone rang, She was the
one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied: we
are
close to your house, she happily said
Okay. After a
while she called back to know where I was
again,
Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking ooooooooo, You know how we use
to joke
na. She started calling me names and
said I am
wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED?

My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have
been looking for to prove more of my
love for you, please Baby I want you to come
to my House for a launch with your
Friends, I asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day
you will be chance, I said okay and
the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about
it and they all
agreed to go with me, some
suspended what they
would have gone to just to follow me to her
house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were
set to leave and I called her baby we
are on our
way to your house, and she replied
"please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy
but
unfortunately when we got to her
house, I called her again to let
her know that we are close to her house,
she replied: "Baby are you
serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke
naa" , i got
embarrassed but I pretended, I ended the
call.
I asked my friends to know if they
heard my conversation with her
but they didn't, so i told them
that she asked us to wait at the hotel
that she will soon join us, we left to the
hotel
and I ordered for their needs. Shortly
I picked up
my phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys
we need to
leave here now, I just received information
now that Boko Haram
are on their way to this place and
we all left the Hotel. None of my
Friends knew what
happened because it would have
been so shameful to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE
I called her, baby I just received a
letter from my Village that I
should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I
should
not come without taking a wife, you
know you are
the only one I have so I want to
inform your
parents and they should fixe a date for our
introduction and it should be next
week because we need to leave
to the village before this month
runs out. She was so happy and she
informed her parents just as I ordered. They
started preparing
and everything was in order. On the
fixed date, I
was in the
Office when my phone rang, She was the
one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied: we
are
close to your house, she happily said
Okay. After a
while she called back to know where I was
again,
Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking ooooooooo, You know how we use
to joke
na. She started calling me names and
said I am
wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED?

My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have
been looking for to prove more of my
love for you, please Baby I want you to come
to my House for a launch with your
Friends, I asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day
you will be chance, I said okay and
the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about
it and they all
agreed to go with me, some
suspended what they
would have gone to just to follow me to her
house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were
set to leave and I called her baby we
are on our
way to your house, and she replied
"please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy
but
unfortunately when we got to her
house, I called her again to let
her know that we are close to her house,
she replied: "Baby are you
serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke
naa" , i got
embarrassed but I pretended, I ended the
call.
I asked my friends to know if they
heard my conversation with her
but they didn't, so i told them
that she asked us to wait at the hotel
that she will soon join us, we left to the
hotel
and I ordered for their needs. Shortly
I picked up
my phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys
we need to
leave here now, I just received information
now that Boko Haram
are on their way to this place and
we all left the Hotel. None of my
Friends knew what
happened because it would have
been so shameful to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE
I called her, baby I just received a
letter from my Village that I
should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I
should
not come without taking a wife, you
know you are
the only one I have so I want to
inform your
parents and they should fixe a date for our
introduction and it should be next
week because we need to leave
to the village before this month
runs out. She was so happy and she
informed her parents just as I ordered. They
started preparing
and everything was in order. On the
fixed date, I
was in the
Office when my phone rang, She was the
one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied: we
are
close to your house, she happily said
Okay. After a
while she called back to know where I was
again,
Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking ooooooooo, You know how we use
to joke
na. She started calling me names and
said I am
wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED?

My girlfriend called me on phone and
she said:
Hello honey, you know I love you so
much, I have
been looking for to prove more of my
love for you, please Baby I want you to come
to my House for a launch with your
Friends, I asked her, WHEN?
She replied; any day
you will be chance, I said okay and
the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about
it and they all
agreed to go with me, some
suspended what they
would have gone to just to follow me to her
house as demanded.
On the D.day, I and my friends were
set to leave and I called her baby we
are on our
way to your house, and she replied
"please babe i can't wait to see
you guys" and we were very happy
but
unfortunately when we got to her
house, I called her again to let
her know that we are close to her house,
she replied: "Baby are you
serious?
Hahahahahaha, I was only joking oo,
you know how we normally joke
naa" , i got
embarrassed but I pretended, I ended the
call.
I asked my friends to know if they
heard my conversation with her
but they didn't, so i told them
that she asked us to wait at the hotel
that she will soon join us, we left to the
hotel
and I ordered for their needs. Shortly
I picked up
my phone and shouted: WHAT? Guys
we need to
leave here now, I just received information
now that Boko Haram
are on their way to this place and
we all left the Hotel. None of my
Friends knew what
happened because it would have
been so shameful to me.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE
I called her, baby I just received a
letter from my Village that I
should come back
home for my Chieftaincy title and they said I
should
not come without taking a wife, you
know you are
the only one I have so I want to
inform your
parents and they should fixe a date for our
introduction and it should be next
week because we need to leave
to the village before this month
runs out. She was so happy and she
informed her parents just as I ordered. They
started preparing
and everything was in order. On the
fixed date, I
was in the
Office when my phone rang, She was the
one calling,
Baby where are you? I replied: we
are
close to your house, she happily said
Okay. After a
while she called back to know where I was
again,
Baby where are you " she said"
I replied: Baby are you serious you
believed what I told you?
Hehehehe I was only
joking ooooooooo, You know how we use
to joke
na. She started calling me names and
said I am
wicked!
PLEASE AM I WICKED?

Omooba77:
1. Betrayal- Many of the youth felt betrayed by the so called men of God, whose life style is opposite of what they preach. I want to encourage youth to read Matthew 23.
2. Lack of fulfilment, Church no longer interest many because they cant find fulfilment
3. Laziness
- Many are too lazy to wake up early
4. Wrong company
- Many of the youth peers have put pressure on them
5. Self will
-Many wants to try out new thing and do their things.
6. Parents over bearing
- Parents forcing their on lives on the youth

NB Please add your

You forget to add
10 naija bet have drawn guys away from church, my neighbors go dress like say na church him d go but na naija bet shops, you go hear them the shout:first two last 3 over 1.5

Check well e go b Biafra man

If na me be buhari I go just allow Biafra go an come back an watch how them them will start killing themselves, for land,resources, chairmanship etc......iPod are more violence as compared to the hausas bokoharam

I'm smelling war in Nigeria

All I know is that on the judgement day I will hold Nigerian flag so that God will know what i have passed through I can't afford to face hell twice

I'm smelling war in Nigeria

All I know is that on the judgement day I will hold Nigerian flag so that God will know what i have passed through I can't afford to face hell twice

I'm smelling war in Nigeria

All I know is that on the judgement day I will hold Nigerian flag so that God will know what i have passed through I can't afford to face hell twice

Useless country,imagine how she was tied up,useless police,what will cost him to take her to the station?what do expect when things are hard? Even rich politicians are still stealing not to talk about an ordinary Nigerian?useless country.

am a Yoruba,the truth must be said,I have never heard of clash btw Igbo's and Yoruba before,but have heard of clash btw Yoruba Hausa,Igbo's Hausa,wen d Yoruba were dissatisfied with gej govt,dey protest and nag on daily basis,similar treatment was melted against Igbo's,other tribes want dem to keep quiet,I prefer alliance with Igbo's dan Hausa Fulani's,wen d war start in north,dey don't differentiate Yoruba from Igbo's,Yoruba wallows in betrayer,Awo jailed for it,Abiola died for it,fella mother was killed for it,dat y I pity Fayose,same Yoruba will sacrifice him to dere slave master,hausa /
Fulani's,Igbo's represent growth,development in Nigeria,chasing dem away is like chasing foreign investors away,go to ur market,separate Igbo traders from others,market will b close,yoruba keep worshipping and glorifying Hausa/Fulani's who av long history of violence ,hypnotized d ppl of kwara and take over dere land with force,recent clash btw Yoruba and Hausa include,mile 12masacre of Yoruba in Lagos,clash btw Yoruba and Hausa Fulani's in ketu Lagos,clash btw hausa /Fulani's and Yoruba in ile ife,tell me dat of Igbo's u so much hate.I preferred Igbo's to violence hausa /Fulani's.

am a Yoruba,the truth must be said,I have never heard of clash btw Igbo's and Yoruba before,but have heard of clash btw Yoruba Hausa,Igbo's Hausa,wen d Yoruba were dissatisfied with gej govt,dey protest and nag on daily basis,similar treatment was melted against Igbo's,other tribes want dem to keep quiet,I prefer alliance with Igbo's dan Hausa Fulani's,wen d war start in north,dey don't differentiate Yoruba from Igbo's,Yoruba wallows in betrayer,Awo jailed for it,Abiola died for it,fella mother was killed for it,dat y I pity Fayose,same Yoruba will sacrifice him to dere slave master,hausa /
Fulani's,Igbo's represent growth,development in Nigeria,chasing dem away is like chasing foreign investors away,go to ur market,separate Igbo traders from others,market will b close,yoruba keep worshipping and glorifying Hausa/Fulani's who av long history of violence ,hypnotized d ppl of kwara and take over dere land with force,recent clash btw Yoruba and Hausa include,mile 12masacre of Yoruba in Lagos,clash btw Yoruba and Hausa Fulani's in ketu Lagos,clash btw hausa /Fulani's and Yoruba in ile ife,tell me dat of Igbo's u so much hate.I preferred Igbo's to violence hausa /Fulani's.

Social media is our biggest problem in this Nigeria, just posting news just to ignite more hate amongst us,
Let's remember that b4 we were Igbo,Hausa ,or Yoruba,or even Nigeria.. We are all human beings and hold each other d obligation to love one another