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Salary for girlfriend? Bros I fear who no fear you o.

Even we wey don marry only maintain the house. Flexing wifey na if $$$ dey, not to put your fellow human on salary.

What service does she render in exchange?

Abi na olosho you wan turn person daughter?

MadamVanessa:




My heart breaks to pieces when I see a lovely animal like python been killed ruthlessly like this. This animal is so harmless when train.

As a lady if you used the tail of a trained python to masturbate, you may forget about dick entirely. Though the way the python will wriggle on bed will be so scary, especially for first timers.

Lalasticlala come and see how they brutally killed your friend.

Madam V, please tell me this is a joke!!

Snake Inna d to.to?

saphiere:
Those saying female prisoners are taken care of than their male counterparts, did you ask yourself if the female did the worst crimes (raping, kidnapping, robbing, etc)?

No be woman kill their lover and husband in Lagos and Abuja respectively? (Chidinma and Maryam Sanda).

Abeg ma, leave matter alone.

When woman wan commit, even Satan dey carry jotter observe how to do him own work well!

No dey blame Igbo or alcohol for wetin dey your mind since.

Evil man.

Papa, RIP and may the Nigerian Police do the needful to the idiot claiming to be your son .

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Africa need a Putin.

We had him in Gadaffi....not a perfect comparison but check out Libya and how it was until the same West and NATO bombed them into the stone ages!

IbrahimSkiba:
See them with rifles... Nawa

NDLEA has always been an arms bearing agency due to the violent nature of the drug business.

ayindejimmy:
Can someone tell me how Ghana and Kenya are voting and Nigeria isn't?

Because we didn't do our diplomacy well enough to get even a non-permanent seat in the Security Council

On an official basis, Nigeria and indeed Africa will not take any sides in WW3.

This is because the whole continent (except South Sudan) are members of the Non Aligned Movement(NAM).

In practice however is another matter.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Aligned_Movement

Sir no vex, e be like BH boys don install bomb for your head!

FCT the Capital here we dey celebrate 8 hours light......add the lack of fuel in town for generators and you see why this lie is very explosive.

Both correct..... Four zero eight works better in a formal setting though

Dozis:

A padlock that can be opened by any key is useless but a key that can open every padlock is master key.
You get the point now

Louder comrade

Ogaslot:
This man get swag Buhari choose well this time

Swag.....high!!
Morale.....high!!

The results dey show for field, just that the volume of work to do is enormous.

Mide3367:
Happy birthday to me.. I thank God for how far he has brought me in the course of my aircraft maintenance engineering course so far..

Happy Birthday Cavertonian.

May God bless your new age and add more grease to your spanner!

bidexiii:
#Update...


Nigerian Air Force (NAF) Set To Receive First Batch Of 24 M-345FA Fighter Jets, procured by FGN to replace the Alpha Jets & it is the single most expensive acquisition in the history of the NAF.

Sorry sir 24 or 12?

If I remember well the total order was for 24 airframes.

Covert1:
Nigerian Army CT/Bush clearance operations

Clear those rats outta Naija forever.....Godspeed brothers!

Covert1:
NA combat troops CT/BUSH operations

Captured ISWAP Guntrucks the new normal

I like as all own troops transportation is proper armor in this pic.

Long may this continue!

Covert1:
Liberia gives its National Honours To Nigerian Military Officers For Their Contributions To The Armed Forces of Liberia (AFL)

See gratitude....unlike the display of our banku and akpeteshie brother on this thread.

What a disgrace to the uniform.

Even by NPF standards, this guy is a super dirty cop

triple996:
9ice
Bt please don't sell substandard vehicles to FG again. See what happened in anambra the other day.
Say no to cannibalism of your kingsmen
I can see that children of hate are complaining about me and reporting me to the mods.
Bt wait...who started the hate and bigotry on nairaland? The bitter pills of hate u give to other is given to you and it taste very bad . Did u guys get banned 4 calling northerners almajiri, savages aboki shine my shoes, cows etc or did you get banned 4 calling yorubas afonja, coneheads, skull minners, fallen demons etc. WE DIE HERE

Oga no dey lamba abeg.

That Army accident vehicle was imported from UAE and not Inosson.

Isotrex Phantom 2

GistFullGround:
Does cashew grow in Lagos?

Just asking!

Closeness to handling, storage and expertise for easy export.

Dem fit even apply for Free Trade Zone status dey export from there direct.

maticar:
The thing weak me

Could it be one that has previously been in a blast and refitted(poorly) again??

Mind boggling mehn

The vehicle is too new to have been involved in a blast incident.

Plus many of this model were deployed to the East from depot

tutudesz:
Maybe the Chassis and the body weren't fixed properly by the manufacturer

It's not impossible actually.

If I remember correctly we are the first to deploy the Isotrex Phantom 2 for any form of combat operations worldwide.

The above could result in this very painful albeit unavoidable battle innoculation for the Army as an institution.

Even the big boys suffer such incidents as examples on Google abound.

May this sad incident instill a stronger safety culture throughout the Nigerian Army.

Once again, RIP to the fallen and may their deaths not be in vain.

maticar:
Guys please what manner of accident is this that will seperate an MRAP like this in built up areas??

Bro the thing weak me fa.

Chassis and armored capsule separate like that, Maka why?!!

Even on war duty na heavy explosion dey cause this Kain thing, and in most cases the vehicle survives far better than this one has.

Substandard vehicles? Or jazz?

Hmmm.. NAVMC and DMI should please investigate this to prevent repeat, especially if it is found to be vehicle/mechanical failure.

RIP and Godspeed to the fallen gallant men!

Where is that salty Ghanaian saying that Nigeria's contribution to ECOMOG/ECOWAS ain't jack?

The WHOLE African Union clearly disagrees with your Akpeteshie fuelled claims sir

See https://www.nairaland.com/6973269/nigeria-reelected-into-au-peace

SuperSixSeven:
..but is this the same occasion and the same DSS officer?

Not likely.

My pic is from El Rufai security vs Presidential security fight.

His pic shows Bala, the Governor of Bauchi.

[quote author=tutudesz post=109762383][/quote]This looks more like AK103, although it could be a Galil with an AK type magazine

SuperSixSeven:
From the little i can see here my guess is a GALIL ACE.

You may be right considering the Service is known to use Jericho, Tavor and Negev!

Fynline:
Riot gun/tear gas gun. If you NPF well you should be able to easily ID the weapon

It looks like an ARWEN type but I wasn't sure hence the description.

The trench coat again.

This time worn by a male blue beret of the SPU, MOPOL Nigeria Police Force.

Female MOPOL SPU operative deployed with unidentified shotgun type weapon

Armalite M4 pattern rifle in the hands of a DSS close protection operator

qtguru:
You be fvckboy sleeping with your roomie's babe

Him babe roomie na wetin he talk sir