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ChrisMafian:
Oga Shut up!
Kano state is on lockdown for Baba and Governor Ganduje.

your generation can never have sense may the pains felt by most families in Nigeria be your portion 1000 folds

LivingDead:
wow... God bless you sir. 3028863084 first bank. Philip

I can beg my heart you're a scammer using pity as a format... see how fast and happily you sent account. lolzzzz ote

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my own is why is he having an erection beside a man

send Mr your account number

1) I need a good boxers producer from aba to tell me how much he or she will be supplying it to me here in Lagos. (if ure not a producer pls don't contact me)

2) I need a good boxers tailor for mass production here in Lagos.

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ViaGist:
Husband-to-be surrenders as his fiancée happily gives him doggy pose under coconut trees in pre-wedding photoshoot.

News via Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/man-surrenders-fiancee-happily-gives-doggy-pose-pre-wedding

and a church will Wed them!

stane007:
The Alaafin of Oyo, Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi III, has welcomed his third set of twins in 8 months with his wife Queen Aanu.


https://lailasnews.com/alaafin-of-oyo-welcomes-third-set-of-twins-in-8-months/

when your dad is your sibling's children's grand dad.

pillarmaria:
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that's why I move around with a knife in my back pocket, those criminals can't be the only armed person...we either scare each other or we stab each other either way you ain't robbing me easy...nigger get armed.

Mztarstrechy:
Here are photos of the people killed yesterday in the crisis that broke out in Kaduna.It is unclear what led to the crisis but it could be related to the recent crisis in Kasuwa Magani, a locality in Southern Kaduna.Kaduna State government yesterday imposed a 24hr curfew in Kaduna due to the crisis.

Image credit: Suleiman

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/10/graphic-photos-of-victims-killed.html

the balls in the first pic tho, huge lifeless balls

FlirtyKaren:
A Nigerian comedienne, Ecovangel, has finally graduated as a nurse in the United States after nights of depression and alleged hopelessness. 

According to the Nigerian comedienne who is one of the regular faces of comedy skits on Instagram, she failed two classes and had to stop comedy, work harder and ensure she graduates. Celebrating her graduation, she wrote;

Yes I️ failed two classes! But I️ never gave up. I️ stopped comedy after I️ failed the first class, worked harder, focused more and still failed the second class, I had my graduation date pushed back by almost a year. I️ CRIED every night, went through period of depression and hopelessness thinking I️ have lost everything. Living in USA with just my YOUNGER siblings with no financial support from Parents or relatives, life was difficult for us, we could barely eat 3 times a day, had a lot of past due bills, spent paychecks before they arrived and some days studied in a empty stomach.

Seeing my Younger siblings 16yrs and 18yrs suffer, worked multiple jobs as a high schooler and college student to pay my school fees, rent and other bills was so DEPRESSING. I️ kept telling myself that the Lord that gave me ADMISSION will give me GRADUATION. The passion outweighed the obstacles, I️ kept pushing. It seemed Sooo IMPOSSIBLE, I️ never believed this day would come.

This degree wasn’t easy for me to acquire. God knows I️ will cherish my career and be the very BEST NURSE Ever, serve, Care, show love, so much compassion and inspire people. That Stethoscope on my neck and Smiles means the world to me right now. 
Please DONT stop working for what you want, even when things are not making sense, God is still working. He has a way of putting all the puzzles together. Everything you want in life is Doable. 

https://lailasnews.com/nigerian-comedienne-who-failed-two-classes-graduates-as-nurse-in-u-s/

olodo you dey USA dey fail classes, what would have happened if you studied in Nigeria, na extra year for full ground...get the faq out joor olodo

praisejoshua:
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am looking for someone to partner with so we can make our boxers annd earn good profit.
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memez:
Nigerian man got distracted looking at his fiancee's backside while transacting business with her in pre-wedding photoshoot.

The man was very serious in 1st photo but got carried away in 2nd photo by her beauty, looking at her backside.

She caught him in 3rd photo and smile, see how the man is looking after been caught he's looking at her backside.

She couldn't help it, she laughed harder  in 4th photo, the man smiles. My wife don catch me! Lol

News via Gistmore : http://gistmore.com/man-looking-fiancee-backside-business-pre-wedding-photos

who the hell brought wedding pre photo bull crap to Nigeria?

livelymatilda22:
So the Federal government didn't lie that they didn't kill nnamdi kanu..

So Orji uzor kalu was right that nnamdi kanu is still alive and outside Nigeria.

So nnamdi kanu actually ran away from Nigeria.

So Femi fani kayode lied that he was held by Nigerian government.

What will now happen to those people that stood for him when he was bailed? Osita Chidoka,Abaribe and the rest sureties?

How will this affect 2019 election particularly Probably and Atiku/Obi?

No referendum no election?

Biafra or death?

this matter..

as usual cowards will find trouble finish run go exile.... it's their way of life.

Victni:
A man was seen in the late hours of today rocking a long skirt and holding a female hand bag.

Customers at the bank were all stunned when the man entered the banking hall with a long skirt but were more surprised when he spoke fluent English and igbo language.

The security guards were also surprised how the man entered the bank as they asked him questions.

See photos:

SOURCE: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/10/hilarious-man-rocks-long-skirt-and-hand.html

that is neither a skirt nor a female bag... you're just been stupid looking for traffic to your bastard blog.

Balet:
The remnant of the satanic ruling of PDP for good 16 yrs has not been totally overcome, the evil party still wants the good people of Nigeria to vote it back to power, in order to continue to do what it knows how to do best, stealing the country's treasury dry.

I weep for that country. It is not must that APC must be voted in again, but if not APC, then it shouldn't be PDP. Then let one of the brilliant 1st timers emerge as Nigerian president at least.

See below for yourselves..

so you still blame pdp for a hospital in this govt using that for drip? you're a fool forever.

TechCapon:


This lady's wedding finger is about to be amputated any moment from now. The wedding ring refuse to come off and the finger is swelling everyday. Any hope?

sebi na she wan marry

Brightgem:
Hello. Are you sure? Now it's confusing cuz of the word assistant which I thought is next weekend. Why did they use key words that appear for different positions. Why didn't they add the word assistant 'superintendent' If it's Monday to Wednesday? Does it mean one can go either of those days?

lemme make it easier for u....if you apply as a degree or hnd, ur screening is Monday to Wednesday.

mikedimeji:
Boss man can u pls send me ur number (mikedimeji@yahoo.com) I need to talk to u as regards the FFS screening. Akure is my screening centre as well.

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Googlepedia:
Please I don't have access to invitation letter download.. Please can anyone help me confirm the venue for Ekiti state indigines.

it's at akure, if you know your application id then u can easily edit any body's iv since of course you got the sms and mail

ajon1:
If you got the text, it means your name is in the master list. There's no risk involved

there's a space for application id on the iv, pls educate us how or what u will type on it for someone dat can't remember his or her id

BOJO123:
Please who is going to sokoto from lagos

only you.

shinene224:
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what kind of accommodation?
I'm coming to akure

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contact me on what's app 09093191919....ill send it to you for free. God bless

pejuhazel:
Lol, I'm a lady. Just keep practicing and don't give up, learn from your mistakes.

you're a sweet Lady

yunusasa:
so we dat can not get our App ID and we got d mail and sms what do we do?

you need to sit down and ask yourself how did I misplace such vital information.

dare2011:
U mean I shd go for screening under junior officers where my name came out despite I av B.Sc cert?

yes bro, it can be corrected at the verification ground...isnt it better Dan missing out on the whole thing?

pejuhazel:
Mehn sorry, I just registered with IDP to write again on the 27th. God help us all, the delay is annoying though.

thanks broda, will take a rest till Dec or even jan

WJ19:
please house o, i am somehow confused about this. Which date is assistant superintendent of fire II scheduled to take the screening exercise? Thank you.

Mon to Wed this coming week

dare2011:
Pls house,as a B.Sc holder,I applied for Inspector of fire(CONPASS O7) and my name came out under junior officers.I don't know wen I shd go for d secreening cos am confused now, urgent responses wl b appreciated.Tanx.

go from the screening your name came out for... not the one you applied for.

homa29:
please how do I recover or retrieve my lost Application Id for ffs Senior.

so sorry about your situation broda, it's almost impossible to get once lost...but you can risks going to the venue of the supposed screening for your state and check.