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I would love to marry from Anoda tribe, so my kids can have best of both cultures. I envy kids whose moms are Ibo and dads are Yoruba...they usually know how to speak both languages and fit well in both cultural settings. marriage is far more than a personal thing, it's also about what's best for the next generation....because the better equipped our kids are, the better they will battle in life.

girls hate it when u ask them what dey do for a living...cos they broke jobless assholes...once they say I'm a student tho... I end the conversation.

I couldn't marry Nigeria if Nigeria was a human being... cos Nigeria would be a stupid, dumb, smelly hoe of a woman.

my ex once did that shit...i left Lagos to go see her and I got to the town and she missed my calls thrice, only to flash me once in the mid night...i left back for lag the next morning...and we never spoke again...never entertain disrespect from any girl... never.

riche12:

are you ovulating?

I do that all the time, it's actually fun. I meet a girl and I tell her I like her, I'll call her daily, make her laff, go see a movie, eat out...but won't touch her more Dan a causal hug and handshakes...den boom after 2wks I block her lines and delete her on all social media.

now that's the man I voted for....so werey ni sanwo no wonder he looks retarded.

EmagNig:
Reality TV star Cee-C has stated that she is single and also denied dating Leo, who was her colleague on the Big Brother Naija reality TV show.

She stated this in a recent interview with LITV.

''I am single, No, I am not dating Leo. He is my best friend'' she said

It has been widely rumored for some months now that the duo are an item, after they were spotted together at different public functions.

It was even reported in some quarters the Cee-C is a regular guest at Leo's home and she is being accepted by his family members. And recently the duo were also spotted in church giving a lot of their fans the confirmation that they could be dating.

But from what was gathered from Cee-C's latest interview and if we would go by her words, then it can be confirmed that they are not in any romantic relationship.

But trust the fans, they might find this hard to believe and will surely be looking out for more signals to connect the two of them.

In a recent interview with #LITV Hero Daniels, Ceec said she is single and not romantically tied with Leo.

While in the house, Leo was perceived to be Alex's love interest and the two of them were most of the time spotted together before the eviction of the latter, which even made Alex burst out crying.

https://lailasnews.com/im-single-and-not-dating-leo-cee-c/

lalasticlala

Yoruba boys are pure demons, they know how to convince a girl they are forking to tell people they are just friends so that people won't put her on the spot light...im an associate member of the Supreme Yoruba demon order 101...ive asked a girl I was forking to do what cee c just did.

oyeludef:
I can give u d answers for everyone of those question if u really are sincere. I was once in search for these answers and found them.

I'm listening

sanwo is actually a terrible human being, how can he be okay with someone been bullied and pulled down for his sake...im I'm ambode and I eventually wins, by God I would deal with him

stanvesco:
Are you married sir?
Bkos i think nothing beats peace of mind.
Moreover; words can be tweaked to give another meaning sir.

I wouldn't want to banter words with my wife over my mum,
And wouldn't want to leave my mom uncared for!!!


So;
Send Mom money y trying to mediate btw Dem!


I wouldn't definitely set my home on fire because I want to be straight forward.
Life isnt black and white sir; dia r many grey areas.

yes I'm actually married and if my wife should tell me such, I'll take it as a joke and condemn it at moment never to be mentioned again. I don't just feel the need to lie I won't send to her and den keep sending and my wife finds out...mistrust will come in and kasala will burst again.

one question I keep asking myself....why was the tree of the fruit of good and evil planted in the same garden of Eden, where Adam and eve are supposed to be free and call home? how was the devil allowed to become a serpent to tempt eve?? why wasn't such an "evil" tree planted far away from human reach
To me religion is just an imagination, something some white men formulated to guide people morally...either dat or some higher powers that be are just using we humans to play game as we do on PlayStation.

nikkypearl:
ignored
1-2 buckle my shoes..runs after him

are you ovulating?

stanvesco:
My reply Haba baby what did my mum do again na, let's talk wen we get back home. It's bin a while I sent mama money.
Meanwhile me few minutes later...
Mummy I just sent u 200k don't show anybori u hear Even my wife oh Dey chop am small small u hear Ground no level again oh u hear Hide d money oh

Meanwhile at home; Baby I promise until u work out tins with my mom Henceforth I won't send her Kobo



All smiles

And we all live happily ever after....

you wanna build your home on lies?

...."did you drink my action bitters again? woman, I told u to stop tasting my alcohol".

Ladybird1986:
I need help.. I have been married to an igbo man for over 6 years we have three children. I love my husband but i have struggled with him since day one, i helped him gain citizenshiip, i went to Nigeria to marry him so he could come to the UK, the wedding was only his family and it basically the worst wedding. My family didn't approve for me to marry an illegal. Then when we came to the UK, he became a student put us in debt with his fees then didn't do anything with his career then i had baby number one. Then he started helping his family back home whilst we had our own debt which increased our debt. I give his parents money monthly but he always trys to send for siblings as he says its his duty to help one of them. But to help them when we are in debt? With children. We even moved in with my parents because of debt as we couldn't pay our bills. So my mum got inheritance she gave me over ten thousand pounds to pay all my debts off. Then right after he started saying he wants to give help to his brother to bring him here or give him money for business. I can handle this. I want to go on family holidays as iv never been. I want to renew vows have a proper wedding, i want to live life without struggle for once n actually save for our children but he doesn't understand. Am i being unreasonable and not understanding? We argue everyday and children listen and are being affected. Im so unhappy. Im starting to resent him

you had to marry an idiot...goodluck with that one sis.

Smarttravels:
I am not a card carrying member of APC but I believe that Ambode failed Lagos in several ways. Sanitation is a big issue for Lagos residents, he messed up.a system that was working fairly well and brought in a system that has clearly failed. He demotivated Lasma officers and turned them to another "yellow fever", while bike drivers are getting away with floating of Lagos traffic laws. He increased levies on properties, yet he incapacitated the local government authorities in such a way that they can hardly make any impact in their communities. He rubbished the the person and good work of Fashola, although Fashola worked tirelessly for him to emerge as the governor of the state. He is an extremely petty human being. This is obvious from his neglect of project that were ongoing before he came on board.

you know nothing...fashola was even the main person against him becoming a gov... tell me you've never taken a bike on a restricted road before? lawma or whatever they call themselves were as the same as the visionscape we have now...they are both failed govt projects. moreover if the citizens of Lagos weren't so dirty, the city won't be also...

masinga07:
You dont need World press conference to announce anything. I cant believe someone bearing AKIN (Valour) can be acting like Coward. Dont forget if you fight you may win, If not, you have lost already.

he's actually the weakest akin I've ever seen...his wife too should be ashamed of him...fighting and loosing is better Dan acting scared and defeated.

helpsomeone:
see sample of the cream image from me

wtf is this?

Sharon6:
Eye opening,nice one poster.


GET RID OF STRETCH MARKS, CHECK MY SIGNATURE

stretch marks are also oppression from the devil, they are dried up devils cum

Trendy247:
Na ur papa b dumb.. Useme!

let's bet it you won't get the job

MrBottle:
Good morning y'all,

We need sound advice from you guys.

A cousin got a good job that pays six figures and is expected to start in a week. The few days to commencement of work he received an interview invite from a multinational company that will pay him thrice and other amazing benefits. It is a sort after position and there is no guarantees that he may get in even though he is a bright and an intelligent dude.
He has resigned from his former position and is waiting patiently to start the new work before this interview invitation popped up. What do you suggest he'd do?


....please ....it is quite urgent

what that thing called greed will do to people ehn? nuff said

Deltatoto:
mugu u are asking me to get married my first son is older than u and u are talking about working I have worked so hard that I can decide to fold my hands and legs for d rest of my life and I’ll be feeding Fat I’m a Honourable member in delta state so no worry.finally try and get married your family must be ashamed of u now.

you're an honorable??
you're actually a disgrace.

why the fork is the biitch censored?? do u want me to mistakenly date her

DaddyNimo:
See pic of the ewo calabar and her ancestors looking husband...cos she Don marry she get mouth to yan dust. Stupid woman... See wetin u marry call am husband.

wonder how their pikin nose go be

women like this just married so they can be called Mrs, I can bet my life she didn't marry that ugly he goat for love... she will still have a guy outside she loves who will be fvcking her daily. she's here forming advisor.

See pic of the ewo calabar and her ancestors looking husband...cos she Don marry she get mouth to yan dust. Stupid woman... See wetin u marry call am husband.

NuclearWeapon:
Lol... no. Fruits and some consumables sir

hoe many kilos??

na citizen of that part of the country that sells brides in the name of bride price...marriage is their ultimate goal in life

SATOH:
This is totally unacceptable as it will infringed the rights of Muslims there. How can you be checking peoples private parts when you know that there are Muslims among them. Other religions may tolerate this, but we are going to totally reject this condescending, infantile and overzealous act by FRSC....The reality is that Muslims are at the receiving end. We believe this act was orchastrated by those Tithe-paying fellows amongst FRSC members. They bitterly oppose the requests of Muslims and they flagrantly violate the Allah-given rights of Muslims. We will continue to be resilient and oppose any injustice metted against muslims until Muslims are accord thier Civic right in this country.

God bless Nigeria.

maybe you should move to a Muslim country, cos Nigeria Here is a secular country.

Trendy247:
Today during medical screening at army barracks clinic, we were asked to remove our T-shirts and pull down our pants while facing the doctors.
They know all the slots have already been taken, but they still had to put us through all that stress..

why didn't u decline since you know all the slots are taken? did they put a gun to your head to off pant? dumb graduates everywhere