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chigoziri2403:
Not justifying crime though but You sentenced someone who stole 110k,
But someone who stole 180billion was granted bail?

Nigeria of our dreams

You're a fool....punishment for armed robbery is death in Nigeria....even if you use blade to Rob someone of their orange, if caught you will die by hanging....those who stole 180billion didn't use weapon....why the two idiots sef no go steal their own 180b

Lol walai your education was a waste honestly....I can never in this life and the next fall for this scam cos normally....I no get human feeling reach to send person I know money talk less of person wey I no know, I no get human feelings reach to do business of pity with any mofo, dude you need to be wicked to survive Nigeria oh, no go dey do pity pity like mumu oh dem go hang murder for your head

Fantazy:
Hello Bosses!
Sorry to disturb you with my stupid question!

I'm young guy teaching in a private school. There's this one of my students in SS 2 class to be precise. This girl is so exposed sexually, to the extent that she talks anyhow (Adult kind of talks) even when a teacher might be in the class.
I joke/play with them in the class most times (normal joke and play between teacher and students) as I'm not the "strict/disciplinarian" type. And they are very free with me.
The thing is, this girl refers to me or sees me as her boyfriend, even saying it in the present of my colleagues (her other teachers) sometimes. She gets angry anytime she sees me with any of my female colleague, saying I'm cheating on her (I have never had anything intimate with this girl). sometimes, during break, she will just hide from her colleague and come to meet me in my private office. She will boldly say she loves me, without shaking her voice. I asked her if she's a virgin she said No. That's she's been disvirgined since she was in JSS3 (She's in SS2 now).
She's tempting me, I can just decide to Bleep her one day, (That's what she even want) but I'm the shy type i.e. I'm not the type who is sharp to mingle with females. (I have never wooed any of my gfs. Don't even know it's happened)
I dont know how many times I would've f*cked her if I was one of those bad guys. The shocking part is that when I threaten to report her, she will say I should go ahead, that is it a Crime to love?
I go just weak!

What do you think about this guys.

It's foolish teachers like you that made private school owners price your service for 15k per month....they know most of you male teachers are honry goats

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TheBeezybee:
Something happened this morning on my way to work.

I joined a bus to work this morning that was filled with persons going to work as myself and some going to the market.( You could tell from the bags they carried).

We approached a bus stop that was crowded with people. The bus driver stopped as one of the passengers had to alight.

Seeing the large crowd and some guys lying unconsciously on the ground, the next question was "What is happening here?"

We were told that the guys lying on the ground were caught in the act of stealing.
Trust some of my country men who got no chills. They have given these guys beatings of their life making them unconscious.

Guess what some passengers in the vehicle said "You guys are wasting time, just put tires on their necks and set them ablaze."

What??
My response was to the guy in front because he was really stressing the issue. "Oga sir, that's not right. Jungle justice is not the option. They should be handed over to the police".

"Which police? By the time they hand them over to the police, they will be released and then go back to the same act", he responded.

"They should just burn them once and for all so that they will never try stealing in their life again".

� "How is it possible that they will try it again when they are dead?" I thought.

Luckily, some security operatives got to the scene and we left.
I am sure that they will handle the issue as it ought to be.

I can't believe people(especially the ones that you think are learned) support jungle justice!

What's your take?

So you decided to snap the guy.....hand suppose touch you walai

chypotenti:
I am practically confused right now, which do I go for, A 50k job with a Fintech or a 30k job with a Bank?

This life sha....and I'm planning to resign from my 200k job....chai people dey suffer oh

ebubeson:
To be tempted to sleep with someone's wife can come, they may even offer you, but I beg you resist.... Adultery is cheaper than before...I have more than one encounter, but let me share this..

Some years back, I went for something (briefly) in a northern state, and I stayed in a couples house then.. It was quit okay as I was received well into the house.. But what happened? I noticed the couples were not in talking terms, but they talked to me. One night, the man left and did not come back that night...To be real I met a dangerous temptation as me and the wife became "fleshly" close to each other that night, we were talking and the environment was "satanned". She was weak and I was weak, but I held on and never caressed her nor had sex. I had the power to UnCloth her as she was vulnerable. She complained of her hubbies bed performance. Thank God I did not fall. I might have been destroyed today.

No matter how sweet a married woman appears, even if she goes naked, endure it with your life and go away...

This is not the only temptation with a married woman..But thank God for keeping me.

You're a werey....so cos a woman sat close to u and was emotionally weak, you're supposed to fork her abi So now that you weren't bold enuf to do it so she won't slap you, you ran online to type rubbish. I even tot she gave you green light or she seduced you or held your shirt....for your mind, you for try attempt fork her na....make she break that your coconut head with decorations

God1000:
We need rapid infrastructural development in Nigeria, and it's only good leaders that can make it happen.

Vote wisely next year

Shut up....Nigerians are naturally dirty pigs. Even if the environment will be clean, some idiots will still litter it and feel its their right. Every market in Nigeria is like a dumpsite....wonder how food are sold in such dirty environment spits

Travicon:
Hello Nairalanders,
I will try as much as possible to make the write-up short.

I am a 21years old guy at a Russian university with two Nigerian roommates (In the hostel though). We averagely get the same amount of money as an allowance monthly, but mine always finishes first.

I don't spend unnecessarily on myself, and we cook together. I discovered after two months of staying together that they care less about buying things that we generally use in the room. For instance, I always buy food season, detergents, and cooking oil (quite expensive).

I cook most of the time. Anytime I decide not to cook, we always go hungry and I can't cope with that. This has made my cash always run out faster and I can't stop them from eating my food or using the things I buy.

There was a time also I lend the last money with me (100k in naira) to my best friend then in Nigeria because he claimed his dad was sick and promised to repay by month-end. I didn't have anything to take me through the remaining days of the month but I gave it out because he was a close friend. Month-end, I couldn't get money from my sponsor because of some issues. I contacted my guy but he stopped replying to me on WhatsApp. I managed to get 20k but the rest is probably history now.

Whenever people talk about their problems, I always feel for them to the extent of giving out my money even if it's the last cash on me. I have never had a girlfriend, but I don't always have the strength to reject if a girl asks for airtime or money from me (including my mum and sisters though)

I always try to go to any length to see people happy even if it means borrowing money from another person for them. I'm that foolish. Generally, I'm too soft-hearted and nice but I don't know how to solve this problem. Someone advised me I should get a girlfriend who should always be angry with me if I'm being too nice to people and that will help me solve the problem to some extent but I think it won't.

I'm not from a rich family, not even from an average family. I'm even from a polygamous home so I know what it means to have suffered as a Nigerian. I was on the street and I guess that's what is making me this weak emotionally. I'm a simp all-around in my life and relationship with people. People are always cheating on me, taking advantage of who I am.

I NEED genuine HELP, please.

First step to stop being nice to to start saying NO....stop doing things on the spot....always first say NO to every and any request people make to you....even before they finish asking just cut them short with a firm resounding NO. With time, you'd get used to it...secondly stop caring for others, learn to mind your business....the suffering of other people shouldn't concern you. Even if someone mom is dying in front of you and its only your money that can save her....comot body....tell dem sorry offer prayers and comot body....thirdly have a gf....you need to experience heartbreak to have sense.

Maverick777:
funny enough, men like you are the most cheated on!
a lady just needs to discover the 'myopic' yardstick you think is making you tame them, and that's all!

Lolzzzz I hear you.

Bluntguy:
Keep shaking your head while I move on . Jealousy kee you there. Na me say make you no see food chop? You go shake your head until it falls off.

If you dey belleful you for no come online come complain....I'm I'm family of 4 and that's the perfect for premium comfort.....you can grow yours to family of 10....strong man....lolzzzzsmh

Maverick777:
you people over that word SIMP here!
do you even know what it means?

do you know how pretentious some women can get?
do you know how busy some of us men get, from one business trip to another?
Na woman I go come dey monitor like a small child..

Woman wey wan cheat go cheat and she go do am under your nose!
Just pray to get a decent and self-respectful lady.

My friend find one side go siddon.....no woman has ever cheated on me and no one ever will....cos before you do, I kick you to the trenched where you belong....I don't have time for emotional mental processes....I'm a logical guy....if it doesn't look like it makes sense, it doesn't make sense simple

Bluntguy:
My wife and myself are also part of the family of six. Do you have a problem understanding simple English?

Use the English Feed the 6 of you all....smh

Gallass:
I am currently waiting for my POF to mature for up to 28 days so that I can apply for CAS.
Has anyone here experienced delay in issuing of CAS for over 30 days.
I wish to know if it is safe to withdraw from the POF account after printing it out after 28 days for CAS request.

Cos if CAS does not come within 30 days, I won't be able to use the Printed POF to apply for Visa. So I ask, can a CAS request exceed 30 days period?

Why do you wanna withdraw from your pof

Tunscott:
Hello chief
Can the main applicant and the dependant use two statement of account for their visa application
I mean is it possible for the couple to use both of their accounts to get statement of account
In my case:
I have over 500k above my required for my maintenance fee in my account ,but my spouse who is the dependent has 100k less for her maintenance fee in her account .
We could actually add to her money but it’s getting late and we want to apply for the visa now …
Please advice what to do

Why not use common sense and put all the fund in either of you both's account and resist the urge to allow your village people have upper hands in your application??

Maverick777:
Top of the Morning Y'all!

It was yesternight after work, I decided to stop by a grocery shop to stock up as usual. On coming out, driving through my estate back gate, boom! A cluster of people gathered, some at different sides of the road, others at the scene, I looked closer it was a lady and a guy fighting, and others were just watching not separating them, I pulled over immediately (best decision I ever took). If it was any other scenario I wouldn't have even looked twice, but you see man beating/fighting woman, I detest it!

Before I could come out and asked what's happening, the lady already burst the guy's head open with a stone, he had blood all over his head/face, ah! then joined in another guy slapping her and pulling her hair (she kept shouting OMONIGHO!), I was like what the f***, what if her husband or brother shows up?

Just before I wanted to go and separate them, I just said lemme confirm what's happening...
I finally asked,
-wetin dey happen?

'Bros, this lady husband just catch her with man dy comot for hotel so, he call secretariat boys to drag her and the man go, na wetin she dey fight so, say she nr wan go'.
-were the husband so?
'see am for there'.

Woah! the husband stood behind a highlander jeep on his phone, now it made sense why she kept shouting OMONIGHO!!!
Further findings showed that, they've been married for 5years, he has asked her time and time again, their child is always falling sick(he's SS), and the man is (AA) ,she always downplayed the fact...
Now, rumor had been going on that's she's cheating, but since he is a bonkery(oil people) worker, he's mostly out of town.
From what he said, he said the child looks exactly like the man he caught the wife with now...

Boom! off they drove to secretariat, younger me would've driven along the convoy to see the end... but for my sanity sake, I chose not to.

Now, what's happening with women nowadays?
if you see the husband and the man she's cheating with, they're world's apart oh (husband dust am in every facet)
is it money, attention, sex, high-libido, urge-to-explore or what exactly??

Some say women don't marry who they love, but who's ready, even at that, you should know you're married and respect the union!
Do you know what it means for a man to marry you, provide for you and end up to be training another man's child?

Why do MARRIED women cheat?
The men sleeping with the married women are useless oh, no doubt, but you can make a case that some of them don't even know the ladies are married..

I'm getting scared every passing day about keeping an undercover slut at home..
You people pity us(MEN) nah.
Most women no longer have shame..
Sodom and Gomorah babes no do reach this one oh.

What do these women actually want?!

Only a simp won't know when his woman is cheating....a simp will have all the clues an evidence but mumu emotions and love will blind him....no how your woman go dey cheat and you no go know....unless you're a forking stupid simp who isn't logical in thinking.

YoudeyVexme:
When asking for help from someone been monetary assistance....if you don't have to give or don't want to...I prefer been ignored.
no need writing me back.

just read and ignore.

trust me I respect you more.

But writing me back to tell me lies you don't have, when you and I know you do is painful and annoying.


So tell me guys which do you prefer?

Entitled mf, whatever my reply is shouldn't be your business.....go and work for your own money if you're gonna be a proud mf....usually to peeps like you I ignore and den tell you God go give you.

Bluntguy:
Being the bread winner of the house isn't an easy task in present day Nigeria. Just noticed I spend an average of 40k per week to feed the family of six. Just wondering if things can get any better soon, or even get worse. How are you coping?

When you dey fork your wife born pikin reach family of 6 you no know abi Smh

REDshouse:
one the Schools and block of classrooms built by Tinubu compared Obi

You're very mad sir....built with his money abi state money....Oni kure

pstJey:
Stop it, it's wrong.

At least show some respect for GOD.

I sat next to a lady that was visiting IG, reposting things on WhatsApp status and streaming another church's service in church.

My biggest grouse was that she did this throughout the 1hr 45 mins service.

When the sermon switched to why we're meant to correct people when we see them acting wrongly, I knew I had to do something.

So I tapped her and gave her the "why are you using your phone in church" look.

This lady responded so angrily it shocked me. Anyways, we were going to cause a scene so I let her alone.
At least I'd passed my message.

If you use your phone in church, please stop it. You end up distracting people around you plus it's disrespectful. Please stop it.

So instead of focusing on what brought you to church, you're looking at another people....how hard is it to mind your business in this life....you're lucky if na me you tap give mumu look I for slap you back hand

DenreleDave:
The Hatred from igbos to tinubu is making me consider supporting him now...


Hatred from one which they all stay in the Lagos he built....


Yet they say Fashola and Ambode built Lagos... So pls who brought those guys on board?

My Leader BAT did....

A leader is known as a leader because of the success of the people he mentored even after reign... BAT masterplan made Fashola and Ambode now......

Peter Obi can't even vouch of mentoring any one.... Someone that relocated to lagos after his 8 years tenure as governor in anambra....

You can imagine BAT relocating to anambra after 8 years in Lagos as governor... Never......


Stop this hatred ipob.... You can't be hating and still be prospering.....

Let give this man a chance....

Give City Boy a Chance to rule this Nigeria....

Peter Obi can wait till 203sumtin

Peter Obi is Ip0b project..... I wish he wasnt but the truth is: PETER OBI IS AN IPOB PROJECT..

IF PETER OBI BECOMES THE PRESIDENT, UGM, IPOB WILL BE KILLING ANYONE BCOX OF THEIR MAN JUST LIKE BUHARI PEOPLE ARE DOING

Guy shut up....lagos has long being built before timubu was born....stop talking like someone that wasn't breast fed at birth

YorubaIsGreat:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/2023-tinubu-campaign-dg-thanks-northern-govs-says-asiwaju-is-next-president-2/

Even his campaign dg is a Muslim....lolzzz

dragunov:
But you think you're so strong, right?

I don't think I'm strong....I know I'm strong. Only the weak and stupid will consider killing themselves over problems....and if you check am well e fit be cos girl break him heart or him no get job or him friends don make am pass am etc.

CheapHomes1:
Bro, do you think it's an easy task to commit suicide?

Why the fork will I care.....the earth has too much pleasurable things to make me even consider such. Me wey armed robbers hear my story begin do contribution for naim wan commit suicide When worries and depression come I remove some nice pussyyyss are somewhere waiting to be mounted

Austintl:
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You dont even know how to do scam....how does diplomatic visa make sense to you You wan do visa for diplomats abi you wan give ordinary people diplomat visa.....you no just get sense walai

Dashlys:
Tell that to your kid if you have one. Pained MF!

My point is, you're lucky the lenders ain't as ruthless as I am....you won't even have the fingers to create this thread.
Cheers
Have fun

Dashlys:
If they show me their tax record, maybe I will pay or document stating their registration with the government.

And you think an illegal coy as you call dem cant employ illegal guys to track u and fork you up??
Smh you're not smart. Wish you a safe life tho

[quote author= post=114115547]Update From . COM

A Photographer Identified As Emmanuel Omole has reportedly committed suicide, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , He took his life at his residence in Abuja.

He left a two-page note before he committed suicide. In the note, he spoke about his struggles.

"I haven't been OK for a while," he wrote.

"I'm really fight some battles that I can't even tell anyone. I wish i could open up to people close to me."

He added that the issue he is facing is "winning the battle over me."

He went on to advise people to check on their "strong" friends.

"I have lost my connection to God. The devil seems to have won and that is OK. I blame no one for this," he added.

He concluded: "I'm strong but not enough. I'm not enough. I haven't felt enough for a while... But I say all this to say, I'm done fighting. My battle is over. And I pray everyone finds peace in that.

"I found peace.

"I have tried for a long time but it's over now."

Drops of tears smudged the ink in some parts of the note and this made some of his message impossible to read.

Friends have taken to various platforms to mourn him.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG[/quote]Simp on earth, simp in the afterlife smh

Quest7777:
I support this kind of punishment to those our lunatic Political Bandits like the one that stole a whooping ₦80,000,000,000.00.

You're getting wrong, those ones steal from the govt, not your personal money....if a politician steal from govt, govt will still pay your salary....but when these bastard steal your salary....na you go feel the pain and hunger so they ain't the same kind of theives

MrCover:
A Mob have set two men ablaze in Ibadan, Oyo State capital, for allegedly snatching a motorcycle, Reports.

Gathered That, The Incident occurred at 6:45 am, on Thursday, June 23, at Ijokodo, along the Sango-Eleyele expressway.

An eyewitness, who identified himself as Dada Baloga told Tribune Online that the suspects allegedly snatched a motorcycle at Ologuneru area of Ido Local Government in the early hours of Thursday.

"This morning we heard that two boys stole a motorcycle and snatched a bag containing an unspecified amount of money around Ologuneru. Some people attacked the boys at Ologuneru, but policemen rescued them," Baloga narrated.

“By the time some people following them on commercial motorcycles beat and stripped the duo naked around WAEC junction, the policemen that earlier rescued them at the spot of the crime in Ologuneru decided to vacate the scene, thus leaving them at the mercy of the mob.

"Part of the people following them from Ologuneru and some Okada riders overpowered them (suspects) here and were interrogated. They confessed that they came from Agodi Gate area, specialising in stealing motorcycles.

"After they became very weak following the severe beating, the Okada riders scooped petrol from their tanks and used it to burn them. We called the police immediately to save the situation, but there was no response."

Spokesperson of the State Police Command, Adewale Osifeso confirmed the incident, saying he would give details later.

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:

https://m.facebook.com/mukaila.oladehinde/videos/1531958933872828/

Do the crime, enjoy the gain or lose.

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Visa application may 20th
Biometric May 27th
Collection mail June 23rd

MA and dependent.
No nsf
God be the glory.