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We get dem back after the Silvestre scam by Sir Alex.

First to do e no dey pain.

Kai

After the kneeling down, the guy public announcement/disclaimer reach to make Buhari reduce fuel price to #10 kpere.

Jesus.

This kind English reach to make the girl miswaka go dey nack another man na

Mtcheeew

It is common sense for him to honor his existing contract, see out this season, enjoy his almost £100m earnings, help them to relegation if that's where the board will be happy to go, then take a stroll with no bad blood next season to retain and maintain his legendary status with the club.

Very easy matter wey dem no need think twice.

I no go compare my people wey dey chop snake to oyibo again. Lai lai


Na so I dey dey watch one cooking show for TV (Food Network) yesterday, na rattlesnake dem give the competitors to take prepare food oh.

The next round, na alligator.

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Righteousness89:
Tension upon tensions
Wars and Rumors of Wars
Famines
Earthquakes in Diver Places
Lawlessness , Angers
Bloodshed
Sicknesses
Epidemics
Riots
Government failing its Citizens
Economies Falling, etc

These and More are Features of the Nations of the World
Endtimes Bible Prophecies are Heavily Fulfilled in our Eyes..

"And when ye See these things, Know ye that the End is at Hand"

Brethren, There is Need for Topmost Preparation at all times..

The Last Trump is set to Blast!
The Sky could Burst open at anytime!
Be Ready at all times, For in a time you think not, it will Happen!

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China wey dey find opportunity and where to test run those their weapons all these while...

Taiwan, why??

What carelessness and ignorance combined.

This reminds me of my childhood days at Mgbuosimini village, Agip, in Port-Harcourt.

We were about 6-7-year-olds then when my friend Wonodi (our landlord's son) showed me lice he had been plucking off his bushy hair.

As kids na and as per say Naija still get sense that time, dem never turn am to craze like this, na so I run enter our house go bring out Raid oh, Wonodi collect am from my hand say I no dey spray am well, na so my guy pump am round him head "shooooo, shooooo". After that one Wonodi say make I go bring matches say e be like say the Raid no get power. As I bring matches, my guy say make I strike am use am dey heat close to him hair to force the lice out.

My dear brothers and sisters in the Lord, when I strike matches, na gboooom we hear oh. Wonodi head don catch fire.

Na shout and craze we two dey, begin run up and down around the compound before adults come out come pour am water.

The beating wey we still chop that day ehn?

Kai

This is akin to landing heavy knocks on a kids head and expecting the kid not to cry.

The condition for the country reach to dey breed kolo per second.

People no even fit kolo in peace again.

See as the bastard pedophile face still smooth and fresh.

Those guys around no try at all.

Na these ones gangan be covid 419. Na dem dey in charge of live scores, fixed games, and correct scores.

Dem dey cash out every minute.

Lol...

Make one person help me collate the number of taxes wey these people don put in place make we even fit educate people or know where we dey sef.

Which kind nonsense be all these and the citizenry are always going to remain docile as usual.

Get creative and generate income for the state internally no mean say make you suffocate or strangle the poor working souls.

At this rate, if person dey waka for street dey blow whistle, sing, or dance dem fit arrest you to pay %5 oh.

Geeez

These guys met with a very horrible death and one would think this sight would be enough to humble these useless politicians but whosai

A painful and sorry sight to behold.

My heart goes out to their loved ones and families left behind.

No one deserves an end this horrendous no matter what.

This one don high...

Covid miss this one but the law surely won't.

Jail them all thieves and scammers.

When are the courts going to start coming this hard on the enemies of Nigeria.

Save Nigeria from those kneeling on her neck, please.

Lazy youth who want to be offered everything on a platter. And na politics the guy read oh. Why him no fit start by practising as a ward councillor in his area?

Righteousness89:

Do not Place The LORD and gods of your land on the same level..

E don tey wey I know say you no well.

[quote author=Righteousness89 post=93526253][/quote]E be like say your brain don dey pain you this religious bigot nuisance.

May whoever amongst them that's truly fighting genuinely for the betterment of the citizens lives and well-being come out the winner in this fight.

So sayeth the Lord and the gods of our land.

youngwarlocks:
LGEA Railway Quarters Primary School Needs your Help*

The pictures attached is the current state of the 8 unit toilets meant for pupils in a low-income community school in kaduna South local government.

Because of the state of this toilets the following has been happening:

1. Most pupils take excuse to go home to defecate and end up not coming back to school, this makes them lose out on what they should learn during school hours.

2. Young girls who are menstruating tend not to come to school at all during their cycle, because there is no convenient place for them to take proper care of themselves during school hours.

3. Pupils urinate and defecate anywhere in the school which has made the school compound unhealthy for both pupils and staff. This has led to illness that has made some pupils lose out on school activities.

� The current state of the toilet is as a result of the damaged school gate which led to outsiders using the toilet during off school hours. The school gate has been fixed with barbed wires on its perimeters and now properly being locked during off school hours.

� Sanitary measures are being put in place for maintenance of the toilets and promotion of good personal hygiene.

As a Teacher and a Fellow with Teach for Nigeria I am concerned on the state of this facility and would love to be supported to execute it.

Your support to fix the toilets will help;

1. Keep the children in school to learn what they should learn during school hours.

2. Menstruating girls to be in school while on their period.

3. Keep a healthy environment

4. Promote Learning


*Things are difficult now*

� What we need to fix all 8 toilets is: #300,000
We have #51,000
We need #249,000

Anything you can help with will be well appreciated.

� *Your #500 can go a long way in helping these children actualize this dream.*

� *Account Number; 0045503811*
Bank; GT Bank
Name: Abdullahi Mohammed Ozigi

� May God provide for us all. It is okay if you don't have to send, we all understand the times we are in.

*Thank you so much and kindly help me share with friends and families as they may be of help in anyway possible.*

*I shall give update on the progress of the project.*

Thanks.
Don't forget to share pls

Please, get on Twitter and share this on El-Rufai or his wife's timeline.

Lol

I'm in shock on Bubu's behalf.

Don't say, please.

The entire 200+ million Nigerians are living in abject poverty and in this shiit together, trust me but the cursed thieves dey always forget.

No be the apish imp nearly die for road accident 2 days ago?

Na all of us must either pack the smelling shiit wey we throwey for middle of village square or jejely relass and enjoy the putrid smell together.

How did they not see this one everyone is talking about to have used that cage on him.

We for escape this ordeal at least.

Who dey bankroll this your comment FFK?

All this one na the usual marketing or price-fixing gimmick of "set it so high that even after all the outcries and protests, the eventual price will be within the range of the expected".

The scam big well well.

Ambiitiouscent:
Good morning all. My apologies for those I quoted harshly, I was in pain and I still am. Greenarrow I was unfair to you in my mention, you along with some others were merely suggesting caution which indicates you care, I spoke out of anger as at the moment. I’m sorry do forgive my harsh quotes.

Well done.

That, up there is the hallmark of a real man.

Owning up and apologizing when and where necessary.

Beverlyjean:
Lol ...whr are the messi enthusiasts.... goal.com was busy feeding them illusional dreams... even his dad and agent disclaimed he had any discussions with city... how can u messi fans b so dumb not to understand the regiments of football business... they can't discuss with any other team if uts not sanctioned by barca ... barca will have to agree first b4 they discuss personal terms with any club... this is y messi fans are delusional and illogical.... messi fans are mostly not smart or too biased and blind to see the truth ... abd when y try to explain to them , they rain insults .... they act like village illiterates when u converse with them...

How and why is the above necessary?

Some would still go ahead to say Messi doesn't want to leave Barcelona because he can't flourish in any other league even though you now just realized he can't do so even if he wanted until the club sanctions such a move.

Let's hope you'd understand my comment above.

dfrost:
Exactly daddytime. I couldn't have said it better.

You are right, bro. The burden is indescribable.

My heart aches for ambiitiouscent.

All I can deduce from his writings is someone whose life had been shattered by this evil menace and could care less about the consequences of his exposé.

Most people surely won't understand the effect of these traumas and how they impact on one's life for eternity. I don't know if it's PTSD or whatever, but all I know be say the feeling dey make person see life finish without respect.

I've got the same outlook to life after my ordeal like so many of my peers including known cultists who thought they had seen the worst in life, when we all decided we would see and live in Europe, either by hook or crook, and went about bracing the wilderness and the Atlantic Ocean/Mediterranean Sea in our quest to achieving this dream by trekking our lives away in search of a better life in Europe.

When you see suffer and war wey be say na you send yourself message, even the ones wey say dem be strongmen dey cry and confess all their sins when dem begin face with death one on one. You can imagine a situation where me wey be the Juest before I comot for Nigeria dey waka bammed up all the time with either "koto" (dagger), or battle axe on the streets of Morocco and for my barbing salon then, or under my pillow for room. You just get to always dey prepared because na so the life just be out there.
Very sad experience but God get reason for everything.

If human being dey threaten my life now, na laugh I dey always laugh. You know when you go don see things with your eyes so tey you no go even fit talk wetin you see with your mouth? Some of my work na write I even fit write some wey I manage remember. Na almost everyday things dey happen around me or for television wey dey remind me of some parts of my stories wey I forget. I don try update my tori wey dey my signature tire I just come leave am like dat.

Today, me dey campaign against irregular migration, human trafficking, and yahoo-yahoo and very many people are not happy about it as is expected, but I really could careless what anyone thinks because it has become obvious that I was sent to this world and generation, made to undergo all I had gone through just to be a voice against these scourges. God ain't stupid.


Bro, just stay strong and safe, please. I won't tell you how to tell your tale because you alone know how it feels.

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

The bolded caught my attention.

Are you to buy the ingredients for the caterer?

Sonicroyel:
It's kind of insane to imagine that people earn as much as 10,000 pounds on a monthly basis, just to be friends with a superstar. Brazilian footballer Neymar junior is said to pay his five friends that huge amount on a monthly basis. Please note that he doesn't pay them 10,000 pounds to be shared, as he pays them that amount to each of them every month. When you convert that amount to naira, it means each of them collects around six million naira per month.

Well, that won't be a problem to the footballer as he earns about 16,000,000 pounds per month. Meaning he is not even paying them up to five percent of his monthly salary.

Fynestboi
MissyB3
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

Where does he earn the £16m every month?

What do you do for a living?

I am Neymars friend.

drunkdad:
my mom prayed a lot.

love. we've been doing that since, he just find solace in sitting with those drunkards and discussing "God knows what".

he never comes home early so that we can sit together as a family and talk about the day. it's just so tiring !!!

Very sorry about this situation you are faced with.

However, my earnest prayer for you is that whatever it is, even if it's a generational curse, the chains, and the cycle shall be halted and broken at your juncture.

It won't be passed on to you, your siblings, and lineage going forward.