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Anneka101:
Buhari till 2090

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ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

seyz91:
i believe it's the big like stadium part you mean

omoharry:
These people are politicians,I dont play them by selling a failure to majority of Nigerians, who accepted this product without assessing what it's been sold .Even those old educated men like Prof. Wale Soyinka also joined the backwagon...he was very much around during Buhari military dictatorship in the 80s but he jump on board just like others too. Tinubu that sold this failure to Nigerians.He knew of Buhari capabilities but he choosed to play politics with the lives of Nigeria , becos he felt Buhari is a good ticket in bringing him closer to his ambition of becoming president someday . Do I blame him? Nop, not at all..he is a politician but I blame the so called educated & sophisticated Yorubas & the people from the middle belt . It is a known fact that Buhari failed in his first rule as a military dictator, a nepotistic leader, A bigot that has always propagated the course of Sharia ..a man that have never developed himself in anyway. The Yoruba elite knew this side of Buhari but they chosed to flow with the change mantra..APC could have done better in bringing in a better candidate that is equally popular and not this perpetual failure that we have on our hand.
I like the fact that the arrogance of the sai babas have been quench by hunger and worsening insecurity in the land . Una shoulder be high well well but now I nor dey hear sai Baba anymore and you guys that use to mock we from the SS&SE as 5%, where has your 95% gotten you guys to now? Next time you guys should vote in any idiot that Tinubu throws at you guys . Next time collect rice, and sachet of garri & groundnut and sell your future for those crumps.

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booblacain:
correct man. you be Ondo or Edo?

Flexherbal:
You jus dey make me dey laugh.

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