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healthconcerns:
Please contact me immediately if you sell natural and pure essential oils at large quantities I reside in Lagos 08063894916 or 09058338682

Got a litre of pure cinnamon essential oil for sale.

Berbierklaus:
Your time will come Sir,everything in this world has its own time,and when your time comes you will look back at this post and laugh,keep your hopes alive,keep trying,don't give up,na you go laugh last
Regards to madam

Thanks sis..

Lifeee...and i'm here trusting God for a child..it is well.

Congrats sis..

Kondomatic:
I remember the first time I unknowingly ate food that was spiced with weed, enough of it.

The first thing I noticed was that my head became unusually heavy and my sight a bit blurry.

Then my legs became weak, I suspected something and soaked garri immediately.

It was while taking the garri that I heard the sound of church bell inside my head and a voice telling me to start preparing for a federal executive local government chairman meeting in our headmaster's house.

Another voice told me to remember to bring my pen and paper because I will be made the secretary that day as the doctor who is our secretary will be going to hear confession in a new Catholic Church.

I said shou.... let me prepare immediately but first I need to eat something.

I grabbed a loaf of bread from the fridge and finished it within seconds, still hungry.

I moved to the kitchen and finished half of the rice I cooked without remembering stew. It tasted great though. Anything you put in your mouth when you're high tastes like heaven.

I moved to the bedroom and sat down on the bed to recite how I will introduce myself at the meeting and that was all I could remember.


I woke in the middle of the night with a terrible headache.

Guy you be complete craze aswear..see me see laugh..damn too comic

fuckingAyaya:
upon dey killed his parent in the north some years back,moral lesson destiny can be delayed but can never be changed

Don't tell me you actually believed that 'aduro' story lol. Dude is a Benin boy...copy.

activelyA:
January 4th

Hi mate...

Jan 4th here...

Is the position of the efcc head a sole preserve of the North? Just wondering out loud..

God bless you bro..you are appreciated.

mcsnup:
certain things worries me about this post, fast growing and 1million for each participant, I don't seem to relate well with this, yet 70% shared amongs participants.... should I be worried.....I don't see anything that has to do with partnering with government......my advice check out their claims before venturing, 1k may be small but not by their thousands.

Lets see how it goes..i actually paid 5k

[quote author=uboma post=51827378]@ daddytime,


Any success so far?
Kindly update this thread when you can.
Thanks[/quote

Still on the matter bro..will definitely update thread..

daddytime:
You my bro is truely a car doc i applaud your knowledge as you've just described my car in a few words.
But for the emotional attachment with the car,i would have long disposed of it and aside the overheating problem,the van you'll agree with me is a beauty on wheels plus the lush interior.
As it stands however,i'm left with no other option than to sell off. What toyota engine would you advise a conversion to?gotten the fuel pump checked and okayed which leaves the fuel filter as the likely culprit.
I wished i was in Abuja right now as i actually know your office in Kubwa. Got an EOD there as well giving me some probs.
Thumbs up bro, you are appreciated

Starbeams:
First of all, Chevrolet Venture is a serious problematic van with overheating problems. The electrician is going to remove the transponder to get the key code to get you another key. But when the key is done, which means you will still go back to the initial problem. The fuel pump may fail causing the engine to stall and not restart. Technically, Chevrolet recommend replacing the Chevrolet Venture fuel filter every 30,000 miles to help prevent undue strain on the fuel pump. Read more about your car from the owner's manual and you will see this information there.
My advice is for you to sell of the van after fixing the key, because the van will keep coming up with other problems and will definitely frustrate you or if you still love the van, do a Toyota Engine conversion for your van and enjoy it. General Motors did a recall on your van based on overheating problems.

Hello bro,still on the chevy venture please and i need your expert advise on how to go with resolving the problem with the key. As narrated initially,i left the key plus the remote which serves as the security before the engine can be cranked with the mech but he's misplaced it. We've been programing and reprograming the car but without the remote to turn off the blinking light there's no way to get the car to crank. The way the car works is you turn on the ignition then press the remote before the engine can be cranked.

I've tried explaining this to the elect but he seems not to understand what i'm on about. Please have you got an idea how to disengage or bypass the security since the remote is missing so the car can be cranked directly with just insertion of key?

daddytime:
You my bro is truely a car doc i applaud your knowledge as you've just described my car in a few words.
But for the emotional attachment with the car,i would have long disposed of it and aside the overheating problem,the van you'll agree with me is a beauty on wheels plus the lush interior.
As it stands however,i'm left with no other option than to sell off. What toyota engine would you advise a conversion to?gotten the fuel pump checked and okayed which leaves the fuel filter as the likely culprit.
I wished i was in Abuja right now as i actually know your office in Kubwa. Got an EOD there as well giving me some probs.
Thumbs up bro, you are appreciated

Starbeams:
First of all, Chevrolet Venture is a serious problematic van with overheating problems. The electrician is going to remove the transponder to get the key code to get you another key. But when the key is done, which means you will still go back to the initial problem. The fuel pump may fail causing the engine to stall and not restart. Technically, Chevrolet recommend replacing the Chevrolet Venture fuel filter every 30,000 miles to help prevent undue strain on the fuel pump. Read more about your car from the owner's manual and you will see this information there.
My advice is for you to sell of the van after fixing the key, because the van will keep coming up with other problems and will definitely frustrate you or if you still love the van, do a Toyota Engine conversion for your van and enjoy it. General Motors did a recall on your van based on overheating problems.

Hello bro,still on the chevy venture please and i need your expert advise on how to go with resolving the problem with the key. As narrated initially,i left the key plus the remote which serves as the security before the engine can be cranked and he's misplaced it. We've been programing and reprograming the car but without the remote to turn off the blinking light there's no way to get the car to crank. The way the car works is you turn on the ignition then press the remote before the engine can be cranked.

I've tried to explain this to the elect they seem not to understand what i'm on about. Please have you got an idea how to disengage or bypass the security since the remote is missing so the car can be cranked directly with just insertion of key?

It took me less than 5 minutes from the time i stumbled upon your post to signing up for this program. Waiting in anticipation and all fired up..

[quote author=Starbeams post=51745964]You are welcome brother! The EOD is just like a child crying for biscuit compared to the Chevrolet Venture that is a demon, looking for whom to devour! You can easily give a child the biscuit and the child will stop crying. Which mean your EOD issues can be handled easily, no matter the problem it has. if you have any other serious problematic vehicles that is disturbing your friends or any body around you, please let me know. I will flog them.]quote

Lol so on point bro..will spread the word man !!
Have a nice day

Starbeams:
First of all, Chevrolet Venture is a serious problematic van with overheating problems. The electrician is going to remove the transponder to get the key code to get you another key. But when the key is done, which means you will still go back to the initial problem. The fuel pump may fail causing the engine to stall and not restart. Technically, Chevrolet recommend replacing the Chevrolet Venture fuel filter every 30,000 miles to help prevent undue strain on the fuel pump. Read more about your car from the owner's manual and you will see this information there.

My advice is for you to sell of the van after fixing the key, because the van will keep coming up with other problems and will definitely frustrate you or if you still love the van, do a Toyota Engine conversion for your van and enjoy it. General Motors did a recall on your van based on overheating problems.

You my bro is truely a car doc i applaud your knowledge as you've just described my car in a few words.
But for the emotional attachment with the car,i would have long disposed of it and aside the overheating problem,the van you'll agree with me is a beauty on wheels plus the lush interior.
As it stands however,i'm left with no other option than to sell off. What toyota engine would you advise a conversion to?gotten the fuel pump checked and okayed which leaves the fuel filter as the likely culprit.

I wished i was in Abuja right now as i actually know your office in Kubwa. Got an EOD there as well giving me some probs.

Thumbs up bro, you are appreciated

Hello bro please i've got an issue with my 2002 chevrolet venture. Was actually on motion and the car went off on its own. Wished i had seen your thread before now. Got a mech to check it out without scanning though because whenever we start it,it stalls on acceleration and gives some funny cranking noise plus water gushing out from the radiator,so we concluded it was the top gasket that was roasted and he settled to get that changed. After that he told me he found out it wasnt the top gasket afterall that it was the crankshaft sensor and the pushing cups which i paid him to fix too. After all the same problem persisted and in the midst of all these i found out he had misplaced my car remote without which the car can't be cranked and also the key itself had been tampered with. This prompted me to get someone to scan the car and the error code returned was immobilizer defect,so an elect told me he'd need to take somethinf from the ignition to generate the key code and then take the key for reprogramming.

With the aforementioned sir can you please give your expert advice.

Thanks

Rilwayne001:
http://saharareporters.com/2016/12/01/nigeria-audits-33-companies-uncovers-n450b-unremitted-revenue

It now makes a whole lot of sense why NCC would order telecom operators to increase data prices...bunch of crooks

NaijaCelebrity:
Nollywood actor, Leo Mezie has shared the story of his miraculous recovery from a Kidney ailment he suffered few months ago.

The actor said he had a clergy, Apostle Suleiman Johnson to thank for footing his medical and travel expenses to the United Kingdom health facility, where he had hope to do a transplant.

He also appreciated his wife, family members, fans, colleagues, as well as the media for standing by him throughout the trying times.

The movie star said his rapid recovery has compelled him to believe Jesus Christ more than he previously did. “I had thought that I would die,” Mezie told Allure Vanguard during a press briefing held on Tuesday at Ojez Bar, Surulere, Lagos.

Read His Story Below...

“I don’t know why Jesus chose to give me a second chance, but I believe it’s to serve him, and this time around in everything I do.

At a point, I was ready to die. I had lost all hopes and was already making plans to return to the village, but God gave me a second chance to life, so that I can win more souls for him with my testimony.

We had concluded plans for a kidney transplant; donor’s treatment, medical bills, compensation and lots more, but God turned my case around.

After series of prayer, the kidneys that were diagnosed and confirmed damaged began to pick up and heal. At the long run, I didn’t have to go through any transplant; the doctors were amazed at the sudden transformation, which could be done by only God,” he said.

“My biggest appreciation is to the Almighty God. Despite my sins and shortcomings, he still found me worthy to receive his mercy. Then to Apostle Johnson. The man of God who gave me money and took care of all my medical bills. I’d also like to thank my wife, who stood by me in this challenging time despite all odds. I owe my life to you. To my colleagues, fans and the media, God bless you all,” he added.

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2016/11/there-was-no-need-for-transplant-my.html?m=1

Congrats bro
@topic
Thats the power of the subconscious mind which is inherent in every human. The secret however, to fully reaching in and feeding our subconscious mind with the right thoughts ala manure to bring forth only positives such as the self-healing of Leo's kidneys is the key.

Stillfire:
Let me give you a break down of the Nigerian girl growing up in the 80's and 90's which make up the youth population of today and you will see why most of us cannot relate to this premise.
Lil Kim's quote:
All my life, men have told me I wasn't pretty enough - even the men I was dating: A Nigerian guy dating a Nigerian girl from the okada man to a director of a company would never say this. In fact there is a stereotype that a Nigerian man meeting you for the first time would say ' I love you', 'I want to marry you'. This does not mean he means it, but he knows he cannot antagonize the woman he's dating. It is when he marries you, he graduates into a full arch-demon.

It's always been men putting me down just like my dad - Some Black Americans typically have generational daddy issues. Lil Kim ran away from home as a teenager. Her parents were divorced. I did not know any single child with divorced parents in the 80s or 90s. There were divorced people in our society but it was hidden. Our fathers are very much in our lives, whether good or bad. They ain't going nowhere.

I have low self-esteem and I always have. Guys always cheated on me with women who were European-looking. You know, the long-hair type. Really beautiful women that left me thinking: Nigeria does not have a considerable european looking population for Nigerian women to begin to compare and contrast.

So according to the title of this post, The ultimate source of the black woman self esteem and insecurities is that black men did not tell her she was pretty enough just like her dad and black men left her for european looking women.

We cannot relate to this sort of premise. I can relate to the adverse effects of colonialism on the African black psyche hence the proliferation of bleaching creams and weaves. Even African men had to stick to low cuts because it offended the colonialists if they let their hair grow out. It is appropriate we have our perspectives correct when discussing these issues.

I doff my hat...applause

No invite for my sister and i wonder why.

Any word yet sir/ma?

Kindly help fix my kid sister up for this job. She's a chemical engineer and a bright kid. Already told her to forward her cv her name is . Thanks in advance for helping

loyalbae:

Why can't you mind your business please? Your advice is unsolicited.

Don't you just love them two-faced bitter advisers. I've continually told them to spare me their preachings and rather use it(them) for themselves as it obviously wont work with me.
Still can't figure out whats difficult in comprehending my life,my rules,go make yours.

IAmOged:
what you waiting for
go and for fucck her real jare...

nothing like a MILF


we are golden sauce
delight of everyman....

Hbd

Yeah i'm pained...happy now?

Ishilove:
He said 'no strings' meaning he wants to have a kid/kids outside the normal family structure, the child's future feelings be damned

Keep talking to yourself. I can't help but wonder what you guys definition of a normal family structure is.

Ishilove:
Hey, it's your life not mine. Feel free to shade, it makes no difference to me and I do not really care what you think about those who contributed to your thread.

In time to come you'll realise some of the so-called 'oversabi' Nairalanders who were 'trying hard to sound intellectual' were right after all.

You've been heard,how about you soldiering on...

ShaqFu:
I know of people who were raised by single parents and they're better behaved than some people I know who were raised by both parents.

What constitute a 'normal' family is now subject to individual perspective. Society's expectation of us to do what's necessary is causing untold mayhem in the society today.

A man or a woman, should be able to decide what they want and what will make them happy devoid of what society thinks.

Being a baby daddy or baby mama isn't wrong. And if and when anybody ask a kid being raised by a single parent "what about your dad or mum, aren't they together". That kid should tell them "wars are fought because people refuse to mind their goddamn business".

Fin.

Kudos for having the time to react to our over-sabi nairalanders,whose comments are more often than not riddled with contradictions and always trying so hard to sound intellectually correct.

I don't bother reacting to their comments cos at the end of the day what i believe stands.

uboma:
lol.

I will support in my own little way if called upon.

If successful, I may tow your line in the near future.

Hahahaha funny you

uboma:
lol.

I will support in my own little way if called upon.

If successful, I may tow your line in the near future.

Hahaha..funny you