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PoliticsRe: Do You Know Why The South East Development Bill Was Rejected? by daewoorazer(m): 6:12am On Jun 08, 2017
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BusinessRe: Nigeria Records Positive Trade Balance, Exports Rise To N3.01Tn In Q1 by daewoorazer(m): 6:21am On Jun 07, 2017
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CrimeRe: 4years Old Boy Found Electrocuted In The Sitting Room By His Mother In Lagos by daewoorazer(m): 6:19am On Jun 07, 2017
angry
PoliticsRe: What's The State Of Power Supply In Your Area In The Last One Week by daewoorazer(op): 12:14am On Jun 03, 2017
deji15:
Which language is that? So the area no get name?

[color=#995500]
You my friend,

You see, when I say zanga, it means a rugged community. Any rugged community can be tagged 'zanga'

But from your curiosity, I guess you are a buttered man

bTW, how is power supply to your own community? [/color]
PoliticsRe: What's The State Of Power Supply In Your Area In The Last One Week by daewoorazer(op): 11:24pm On Jun 02, 2017
Afam4eva:
Mynd, na wetin sef. Na only you Buhari supporter ni? 23 hours? Nibo?
[color=#995500]Buhahahahahah grin grin grin[/color]
PoliticsWhat's The State Of Power Supply In Your Area In The Last One Week by daewoorazer(op): 11:12pm On Jun 02, 2017
[color=#995500]Nairalanders, since the last 7days, power supply has been regular and it's surprising. It's been like 22-24 hrs per day.

Mine is a zanga here in Ibadan.


tell us yours and your location. [/color]
RomanceWhat Makes Him A Brother by daewoorazer(op): 5:42pm On May 31, 2017
I love reading quotes and words on marble, especially during my leisure. So I stumbled upon this and couldn't help but share..... Guys how true?


Share ur experiences of friends who have failed in any of those qualities.

Here is mine:

[b] So I was in 200l, I had this hostelmate as an undergraduate. He was one hell of a stingy guy. He padlocks his locker with gigantic locks and doesn't care about his roommate.

I wasnt even concerned about this since I'd never beg from anyone, so to hell with his stuffs until one peaceful Saturday morning when students were just returning from home. This guy arrived and as usual, guys things na, I went to greet him... I was like 'nigga, wetin u bring come na?' He didn't surprise me actually, said nothing that he ain't really stuffed up. Meanwhile, while I was with him, he made a phone call to a girl he has been wooing for 2years, since matriculation ooooo. He told d gal he is coming to visit her, and so in my presence, he packed big tins of milk, milo, bournvita and left for her hostel.


This is the interesting part. He came back with those goodies that day, I guess the girl doesn't really like her... Hahahahahahahaha... I was so happy.

At d end of d semester, I was in his room during one of those exam periods, of course I got bast.ards(true niggaz) in my room making noise and I needed to study. Something took him to his locker and guess what I saw..... Those goodies were still there. And his roommate don lean sotey he cooked and dined with us den.


I felt like slapping the boy but I just stomached d matter..

[/b]

Another experience
[b]
I had another hostel mate then, let's call him PD, same character WIth the guy depicted above. He has a roommate who was about going for fellowship retreat coz it was a Friday. Meanwhile, They usually cook together but whenever they do, PD will donate sparingly and as such will never cook something OK. So PD saw the guy's absence as a means of treating himself alone. Immediately d roomie left for retreat, he bought a huge bunch off banana. Funny enough, they were immediately called for a project in school. The project kept him inside campus til Saturday evening. Wen he later arrived, the guy PD rushed and fried all the dodo, of course he doesn't want his roomie to meet d party. Fine, he finished d dodo all by himself but alas, d rest of d new week was spent in the toilet. Got to a point he never bothered to kit up, he was always on wrapper for easy download of shyt.
Fast forward, after service when I met PD, he has really changed, he surprised me and asked for the nearest bar. You won't believe the number of bottles he bought me, well I leave that to your imagination.
[/b]

Now over to u

EducationRe: Centre Honours 15 Candidates With 339 UTME Score by daewoorazer(m): 7:44am On May 30, 2017
[color=#995500]...if I were to be the parent of those kids, i'd make sure they never attend any Nigerian university.


I'd make sure they are never useful to Nigeria since Nigeria can't help them.


Until these useless leaders are all killed, let our brainiards go abroad and use their intelligence on something meaningful.

I feel like putting a bullet in d grey matter of that UI VC.


academics has been demeaned....gone are d days!!!!


#zanga [/color]
PoliticsRe: PDP And APC Thugs Clash In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 4:56pm On May 29, 2017
[color=#995500]In the zanga here,

That numbskull with plastered cheek, if he comes home to report such incidence, we'd tie him up and beat/bulala the hell outta him.

BrainlessMofo

They are the reasons why our politicians take us for granted.. They think we all brainless[/color]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help-NIS Recruitment Upload Passport Is Not Loading by daewoorazer(m): 2:11pm On May 28, 2017
Esji80:
Good day fellow applicants, I tried several browsers to upload passport but the UPLoad Passport doesnt respond or load to allow me select the passport for upload.when clicked it doesnt respond. I have tried Chrome,IE,firfox and Opera at midnight. Please help.The passport size is less than 30kb

[color=#995500]
Log out, then go back to your mail, click the activation link to re-log in... Then upload is gonna work



Thank me later! [/color]
CelebritiesRe: Paul Pogba Spotted In Mecca by daewoorazer(m): 9:06am On May 28, 2017
[color=#995500]he wants to throw ball at sheytan I guess undecided[/color]
CultureRe: My Mother Has Terminal Cancer? What Can We Do? by daewoorazer(m): 10:56pm On May 26, 2017
[color=#995500]Cancer

My mouth is heavy

But what do I have to say than beware, lest fake clerics take advantage of your position to scam you.

You don't need a pastor or imam to connect to your God, pray to Him, believe and hope.

However, whilst you do this, as a realist that I am, I'd advice u prepare for the worst.

If dad is very much in support, you need not what I'm about to advice, else, ask her about her properties, entitlements and pins, so you won't suffer yourself and siblings as the 1stBorn that u are.

The mantle of leadership is shifting on you in bits, so learn quickly my dear, Grow!

That's from d zanga

#zanga[/color]
TravelRe: Israel To Roll Out Wireless Charging Roads by daewoorazer(m): 7:16am On May 25, 2017
[color=#995500]

Nigeria so sad, is always a spectator.

We await Israel to finish d project, we devalue our currency d more by going there to buy.

Who has visa there abeg? [/color]
RomanceRe: Am I Foolishly In Love Or Just Over-reacting? by daewoorazer(m): 7:09am On May 25, 2017
[color=#995500]You my friend,

you see, here in d zanga, we dont chase such chicks away, we just take our mind off them, continue d pretence of love and continue fvkcing them till God knows wen.


Now do d above while u search for a loyal chick


thank me later.


#zanga[/color]
EventsRe: How To Survive Meeting Your In-laws For The First Time by daewoorazer(m): 2:36pm On May 23, 2017
[color=#995500]How about I reach there, prostrate flat, form to receive a call and give them 50,000 Naira each......



Untouch 1000 notes oooo

Then gbaga commot....

I'm sure they'd be the one asking for my next visit[/color]
RomanceOne Of The Reasons For Failed Marriages: Brides' Complacency by daewoorazer(op): 11:37am On May 17, 2017
[color=#995500]Please Note: this is strictly not a gender based argument neither is it penned to make any gender look inferior, so land buyers: caveat emptor.



I am going to talk on bride's complacency after marriage. This amounts for lionshare of dissolved marriages or as d case may be, sour marriages.

I am going to highlight major causes, so sit down, grab popcorn and sobo while you read.


1. Brides flaunt boobs all around the house thinking there is nothing else to conceal from their husbands:

So, because I already know the content of banana, I shld start buying peeled banana?

This is common amongst the nursing mothers living in face-me-I-face-you apts. They don't care as their boobs are no longer regarded as private parts. They leave it bare to the mercy of eyes to feast on. Ask yourself this, would he have proposed to you having seen ur boobs for free?

Plus, having to UnCloth a lady is part of sex.

2. They give their sexy lingeries to the beggars or what have we:


Where did they get this idea of 'sexy undies are only but for searching spinsters'? Why would you dash out your g-strings, c-strings, boy shorts and replace them with granny pants, gigantic knickers and all?


Well, that shawty your husband is giving attention to in office didn't go to any babalawo or shrine, ur husband only stepped out to look for what changed in you since he married you. Who knows, that shawty is sending him naked pics in hot lingeries ATM

3. They move from little or heavy makeup to ZERO makeup:

Who ever told you a married woman has no one to impress is the greatest liar of all time. We men love it when you wives impress in the midst of our colleagues, friends and coworkers.

If your husband married you as a heavy makeup fashionista, don't reduce or stop.
If u are a light makeup fashionista, don't increase or stop coz if you do, he is gonna search for another who would give him what you stopped to be.


4. They stop doing fitted, sexy wears.


To all grandmas at age 35, wehdone ma. How would you attend a social function with your husband in pinafore/8yards native wears?
The reason why our political office holders choose a young fashionista as 1st ladies instead of you ain't farfetched.



Summarily, the essence of this writeup is to help build great marriages beyond wedding events.


Feel free to add yours[/color]


Lalasticlala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fan Milk Plc Is Recruiting For Retail Sales Representatives by daewoorazer(m): 10:19am On May 17, 2017
[color=#995500]APPLICATION IS CLOSED PEOPLE.

I DONT KNOW WHY NEWS AINT VERIFIED BEFORE IT MAKES FRONT PAGE HERE

CORRECT NEWS WOULD RATHER LIE USELESS WHILE VAGUE NEWS MAKE THE HEADLINES

huh[/color]
RomanceRe: Help Me Make A Decision On This Matter! by daewoorazer(m): 10:14am On May 17, 2017
[color=#995500]Dear aathi,

If this ain't one of those Punjabi stories, do the following:

..concentrate on ur job

..after job everyday, engage in whatever makes you happy, like a hobby of urs or sonething

...hangout with your friends often

..im sure he ain't d only guy knocking the door to ur heart, so grant them chance too[/color]
CrimeRe: Ijaw Youths Attacked In A Hotel In Bayelsa While Sharing Money. Graphic Photos by daewoorazer(m): 10:01am On May 17, 2017
[color=#995500]Peasant politiks....


They wrought this on themselves [/color]
PhonesRe: Pristine Used TECNO W4 Up For Sale In Ibadan (pics) by daewoorazer(op): 8:19pm On May 12, 2017
Stevebrown:
price
Call me sir

08024924819
RomanceRe: Meet A Nairalander, Miss Uniilorin Contestant by daewoorazer(op): 8:09pm On May 12, 2017
refiner:
So how do we cast our vote? undecided
modified ma'am


To cast a vote for me, follow the steps below:

Like my pic on instagram by
1. following - @missunilorin page
2. then like my picture, I am contestant number 27.
PhonesRe: Pristine Used TECNO W4 Up For Sale In Ibadan (pics) by daewoorazer(op): 8:08pm On May 12, 2017
SupaBoy:
is it still available
yes pls
RomanceMeet A Nairalander, Miss Uniilorin Contestant by daewoorazer(op): 8:01pm On May 12, 2017
Below is an exclusive interview with a nairalander, one of the Miss UniIlorin contestants – Miss Salawudeen Yetunde

Can we meet you?

My name is Salawudeen Yetunde.I hail from Oyo State and I’m a student of the prestigious University of Ilorin. I am in the English department, 200 level at the moment.My favorite food is porridge(and I don't joke with it).My religion is Islam, I love dancing and my role model is my Mom.

If you win this contest, how are you going to spend the cash prize?

If eventually I win this contest, the first thing I’m gonna do is dedicate one-tenth of the cash prize to God by donating it to the mosque in my community. Furthermore, I will give to the less-privileged and IDPs. The rest will be spent on my educational pursuit.

Tell us about unique experience(s) that has hitherto shapen you:

It was the day I learnt of an incident which happened to my mum’s friend, she had her house warming in the morning but got hit by a speeding car; unfortunately, she was buried in that same house. She never passed a single night in that house, all happened within a space of 24 hours (house warming day). It was then I realized this life is nothing, everything is but vain. Ever since, I have learnt to take life simple and even to stay closer to God.

Why do you deserve to be crowned:

I believe to every contest, there is a competition based on a subject. It is however disturbing to realize the reflective meaning that comes to most mind wherever beauty contest is mentioned is a gathering of beauties. Yes, as this may seem partly true, in my case it is not just about my physical appearance. I see myself as a woman of intelligence and skills. I am an entrepreneur and my entrepreneurial skills are spectacular, this I believe will soon shape me into a woman of substance who can either support my husband when things seem dry or as the case may be, help my to-be husband stand on his feet.

How would you like to be remembered when you leave this world:

I’m going to die someday, so does everyone but I don't want to live a vague life (meaning I must be remembered for something after I’m gone),I want to be remembered as that great woman who stood for what's RIGHT!.
But in order to achieve all this, I need your support, I can’t do it all alone. Help a fellow Nairalander.

To cast a vote for me, follow the steps below:

Like my pic on instagram by
1. following - @missunilorin page
2. then like my picture, I am contestant number 27.

You can check my IG page too: @Yettymamayo
God bless Nairaland
God bless UniIlorin
God bless Nigeria
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cc: lalasticlala
cc: Ijebabe
cc: Mynd44
help one of our own!

Forum GamesRe: One Of These Padlocks Will Unlock This Lock, Which One? by daewoorazer(m): 9:46am On May 03, 2017
Explorers:
huh


[color=#995500]That thing ain't locked....... Nyc try... [/color]
PoliticsRe: Senate Drops Nigerian Peace Corps Bill by daewoorazer(m): 2:26pm On May 02, 2017
[color=#995500]Watery beans for the unsuspecting! shocked[/color]
RomanceRe: Weird Places You've Had Sex Or Would Love To Have Sex Except In Bedroom (pics) by daewoorazer(m): 8:51pm On Apr 20, 2017
ideyhere:
Hehehe....that means you cannot do naa


[color=#995500]Hahahaha

Reply my pm and a trial will convince u ma'am [/color]
RomanceRe: Girls And Every Day Help by daewoorazer(m): 8:02pm On Apr 20, 2017
[color=#995500]Funny enough, some will ask guys what their fathers won't be able to afford them with his gratuity and pensions join.


Well, I ain't worried...na only mumu dey fall their hand. [/color]
RomanceRe: Weird Places You've Had Sex Or Would Love To Have Sex Except In Bedroom (pics) by daewoorazer(m): 7:38pm On Apr 20, 2017
ideyhere:
Now imagine that position at the corridor of, say, a lodge occupied by students. The thought that someone can come around at any point will make us reach high-havens grin grin grin

[color=#995500]
I don't like that... You know why?

I may not last

Imagine long-lasting pounding on the meat[/color]
RomanceRe: Weird Places You've Had Sex Or Would Love To Have Sex Except In Bedroom (pics) by daewoorazer(m): 7:01pm On Apr 20, 2017
ideyhere:
Come let's try naa...you'll thank me later kiss


[color=#995500]Haaa... Do u know how I will handle u? Clip ur legs to the back of ur head...you can imagine how the girl down there is gonna stare at me[/color]
RomanceRe: Weird Places You've Had Sex Or Would Love To Have Sex Except In Bedroom (pics) by daewoorazer(m): 5:58pm On Apr 20, 2017
ideyhere:
Me ehn what? Abi I lie? wink

[color=#995500]yes na angry
u aint sincere[/color]

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