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deji15: [color=#995500] You my friend, You see, when I say zanga, it means a rugged community. Any rugged community can be tagged 'zanga' But from your curiosity, I guess you are a buttered man bTW, how is power supply to your own community? [/color] |
Afam4eva:[color=#995500]Buhahahahahah [/color] |
[color=#995500]Nairalanders, since the last 7days, power supply has been regular and it's surprising. It's been like 22-24 hrs per day. Mine is a zanga here in Ibadan. tell us yours and your location. [/color] |
I love reading quotes and words on marble, especially during my leisure. So I stumbled upon this and couldn't help but share..... Guys how true? Share ur experiences of friends who have failed in any of those qualities. Here is mine: [b] So I was in 200l, I had this hostelmate as an undergraduate. He was one hell of a stingy guy. He padlocks his locker with gigantic locks and doesn't care about his roommate. I wasnt even concerned about this since I'd never beg from anyone, so to hell with his stuffs until one peaceful Saturday morning when students were just returning from home. This guy arrived and as usual, guys things na, I went to greet him... I was like 'nigga, wetin u bring come na?' He didn't surprise me actually, said nothing that he ain't really stuffed up. Meanwhile, while I was with him, he made a phone call to a girl he has been wooing for 2years, since matriculation ooooo. He told d gal he is coming to visit her, and so in my presence, he packed big tins of milk, milo, bournvita and left for her hostel. This is the interesting part. He came back with those goodies that day, I guess the girl doesn't really like her... Hahahahahahahaha... I was so happy. At d end of d semester, I was in his room during one of those exam periods, of course I got bast.ards(true niggaz) in my room making noise and I needed to study. Something took him to his locker and guess what I saw..... Those goodies were still there. And his roommate don lean sotey he cooked and dined with us den. I felt like slapping the boy but I just stomached d matter.. [/b] Another experience [b] I had another hostel mate then, let's call him PD, same character WIth the guy depicted above. He has a roommate who was about going for fellowship retreat coz it was a Friday. Meanwhile, They usually cook together but whenever they do, PD will donate sparingly and as such will never cook something OK. So PD saw the guy's absence as a means of treating himself alone. Immediately d roomie left for retreat, he bought a huge bunch off banana. Funny enough, they were immediately called for a project in school. The project kept him inside campus til Saturday evening. Wen he later arrived, the guy PD rushed and fried all the dodo, of course he doesn't want his roomie to meet d party. Fine, he finished d dodo all by himself but alas, d rest of d new week was spent in the toilet. Got to a point he never bothered to kit up, he was always on wrapper for easy download of shyt. Fast forward, after service when I met PD, he has really changed, he surprised me and asked for the nearest bar. You won't believe the number of bottles he bought me, well I leave that to your imagination. [/b] Now over to u
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[color=#995500]...if I were to be the parent of those kids, i'd make sure they never attend any Nigerian university. I'd make sure they are never useful to Nigeria since Nigeria can't help them. Until these useless leaders are all killed, let our brainiards go abroad and use their intelligence on something meaningful. I feel like putting a bullet in d grey matter of that UI VC. academics has been demeaned....gone are d days!!!! #zanga [/color] |
[color=#995500]In the zanga here, That numbskull with plastered cheek, if he comes home to report such incidence, we'd tie him up and beat/bulala the hell outta him. BrainlessMofo They are the reasons why our politicians take us for granted.. They think we all brainless[/color] |
Esji80: [color=#995500] Log out, then go back to your mail, click the activation link to re-log in... Then upload is gonna work Thank me later! [/color] |
[color=#995500]he wants to throw ball at sheytan I guess [/color] |
[color=#995500]Cancer My mouth is heavy But what do I have to say than beware, lest fake clerics take advantage of your position to scam you. You don't need a pastor or imam to connect to your God, pray to Him, believe and hope. However, whilst you do this, as a realist that I am, I'd advice u prepare for the worst. If dad is very much in support, you need not what I'm about to advice, else, ask her about her properties, entitlements and pins, so you won't suffer yourself and siblings as the 1stBorn that u are. The mantle of leadership is shifting on you in bits, so learn quickly my dear, Grow! That's from d zanga #zanga[/color] |
[color=#995500] Nigeria so sad, is always a spectator. We await Israel to finish d project, we devalue our currency d more by going there to buy. Who has visa there abeg? [/color] |
[color=#995500]You my friend, you see, here in d zanga, we dont chase such chicks away, we just take our mind off them, continue d pretence of love and continue fvkcing them till God knows wen. Now do d above while u search for a loyal chick thank me later. #zanga[/color] |
[color=#995500]How about I reach there, prostrate flat, form to receive a call and give them 50,000 Naira each...... Untouch 1000 notes oooo Then gbaga commot.... I'm sure they'd be the one asking for my next visit[/color] |
[color=#995500]Please Note: this is strictly not a gender based argument neither is it penned to make any gender look inferior, so land buyers: caveat emptor. I am going to talk on bride's complacency after marriage. This amounts for lionshare of dissolved marriages or as d case may be, sour marriages. I am going to highlight major causes, so sit down, grab popcorn and sobo while you read. 1. Brides flaunt boobs all around the house thinking there is nothing else to conceal from their husbands: So, because I already know the content of banana, I shld start buying peeled banana? This is common amongst the nursing mothers living in face-me-I-face-you apts. They don't care as their boobs are no longer regarded as private parts. They leave it bare to the mercy of eyes to feast on. Ask yourself this, would he have proposed to you having seen ur boobs for free? Plus, having to UnCloth a lady is part of sex. 2. They give their sexy lingeries to the beggars or what have we: Where did they get this idea of 'sexy undies are only but for searching spinsters'? Why would you dash out your g-strings, c-strings, boy shorts and replace them with granny pants, gigantic knickers and all? Well, that shawty your husband is giving attention to in office didn't go to any babalawo or shrine, ur husband only stepped out to look for what changed in you since he married you. Who knows, that shawty is sending him naked pics in hot lingeries ATM 3. They move from little or heavy makeup to ZERO makeup: Who ever told you a married woman has no one to impress is the greatest liar of all time. We men love it when you wives impress in the midst of our colleagues, friends and coworkers. If your husband married you as a heavy makeup fashionista, don't reduce or stop. If u are a light makeup fashionista, don't increase or stop coz if you do, he is gonna search for another who would give him what you stopped to be. 4. They stop doing fitted, sexy wears. To all grandmas at age 35, wehdone ma. How would you attend a social function with your husband in pinafore/8yards native wears? The reason why our political office holders choose a young fashionista as 1st ladies instead of you ain't farfetched. Summarily, the essence of this writeup is to help build great marriages beyond wedding events. Feel free to add yours[/color] Lalasticlala |
[color=#995500]APPLICATION IS CLOSED PEOPLE. I DONT KNOW WHY NEWS AINT VERIFIED BEFORE IT MAKES FRONT PAGE HERE CORRECT NEWS WOULD RATHER LIE USELESS WHILE VAGUE NEWS MAKE THE HEADLINES [/color] |
[color=#995500]Dear aathi, If this ain't one of those Punjabi stories, do the following: ..concentrate on ur job ..after job everyday, engage in whatever makes you happy, like a hobby of urs or sonething ...hangout with your friends often ..im sure he ain't d only guy knocking the door to ur heart, so grant them chance too[/color] |
[color=#995500]Peasant politiks.... They wrought this on themselves [/color] |
refiner:modified ma'am To cast a vote for me, follow the steps below: Like my pic on instagram by 1. following - @missunilorin page 2. then like my picture, I am contestant number 27. |
SupaBoy:yes pls |
Below is an exclusive interview with a nairalander, one of the Miss UniIlorin contestants – Miss Salawudeen Yetunde Can we meet you? My name is Salawudeen Yetunde.I hail from Oyo State and I’m a student of the prestigious University of Ilorin. I am in the English department, 200 level at the moment.My favorite food is porridge(and I don't joke with it).My religion is Islam, I love dancing and my role model is my Mom. If you win this contest, how are you going to spend the cash prize? If eventually I win this contest, the first thing I’m gonna do is dedicate one-tenth of the cash prize to God by donating it to the mosque in my community. Furthermore, I will give to the less-privileged and IDPs. The rest will be spent on my educational pursuit. Tell us about unique experience(s) that has hitherto shapen you: It was the day I learnt of an incident which happened to my mum’s friend, she had her house warming in the morning but got hit by a speeding car; unfortunately, she was buried in that same house. She never passed a single night in that house, all happened within a space of 24 hours (house warming day). It was then I realized this life is nothing, everything is but vain. Ever since, I have learnt to take life simple and even to stay closer to God. Why do you deserve to be crowned: I believe to every contest, there is a competition based on a subject. It is however disturbing to realize the reflective meaning that comes to most mind wherever beauty contest is mentioned is a gathering of beauties. Yes, as this may seem partly true, in my case it is not just about my physical appearance. I see myself as a woman of intelligence and skills. I am an entrepreneur and my entrepreneurial skills are spectacular, this I believe will soon shape me into a woman of substance who can either support my husband when things seem dry or as the case may be, help my to-be husband stand on his feet. How would you like to be remembered when you leave this world: I’m going to die someday, so does everyone but I don't want to live a vague life (meaning I must be remembered for something after I’m gone),I want to be remembered as that great woman who stood for what's RIGHT!. But in order to achieve all this, I need your support, I can’t do it all alone. Help a fellow Nairalander. To cast a vote for me, follow the steps below: Like my pic on instagram by 1. following - @missunilorin page 2. then like my picture, I am contestant number 27. You can check my IG page too: @Yettymamayo God bless Nairaland God bless UniIlorin God bless Nigeria 1 love cc: lalasticlala cc: Ijebabe cc: Mynd44 help one of our own!
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[color=#995500]Watery beans for the unsuspecting! |
ideyhere: [color=#995500]Hahahaha Reply my pm and a trial will convince u ma'am [/color] |
[color=#995500]Funny enough, some will ask guys what their fathers won't be able to afford them with his gratuity and pensions join. Well, I ain't worried...na only mumu dey fall their hand. [/color] |
ideyhere: [color=#995500] I don't like that... You know why? I may not last Imagine long-lasting pounding on the meat[/color] |
ideyhere: [color=#995500]Haaa... Do u know how I will handle u? Clip ur legs to the back of ur head...you can imagine how the girl down there is gonna stare at me[/color] |
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